(OOC, Sign Ups) Nesapoli Holiday Banquet

[None]

NESAPOLI HOLDAY BANQUET

NOTICE: This roleplay is for members of Nesapo ONLY.

In the nation of None, the Nesapoli Holiday Banquet is being prepared. None is the most unbiased of the nations in Nesapo, and because of this, they have been chosen by the WA Delegate to host the banquet.

Objective 1: [COMPLETE] Prepare simulation dome for oxygen-breathing life.
Objective 2: [COMPLETE] Decorate interior of simulation dome with organic life.
Objective 3: [COMPLETE] Construct building within simulation dome.
Objective 4: [COMPLETE] Decorate interior and exterior of building.
Objective 5: [ON HOLD] Make food and drink for the guests.
Objective 6: [COMPLETE] Obtain list of guests.

Inside the grand hall, there is a long table of adjustable size, with three seats on each end. On one end, there are three seats for Bodobol, the Founder of Nesapo, and his two appointed officers, Tokau and Ikania. At the other end, there are also three seats, for Ochea, World Assembly Delegate of Nesapo, and his appointed officers, AUDEM and Eurovision Song Contest.

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Ambassador List:
— Leader Iexa of None
— President Ryan Storm of Ochea
— Vice President Alborn Nisswa of Tokau
— Grand Representative of the 23rd Province Spoon Nikle of Joube
— Gran Archon Magdalena Althaus of Gran Moredi
— High Councilman Nicholas Went of Holy Humanists
— High Councilwoman Justine Lock of Holy Humanists
— High Councilman Jack Jackson of Holy Humanists
— Holy High Priestess Virginia Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff of Violetism
— Colonel Jobelsauce of AUDEM
— E.B.U. Spokesperson Lynda Woodruff of Eurovision Song Contest
— Ambassador Eric Cartman of The Country of Memes
— General Maria Storm of Occonago
— Grand Agori Takus of The Skrall

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Please fill out the below form for your ambassador:
(You can have a maximum of three ambassadors.)

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[box][floatleft]NESAPOLI HOLIDAY BANQUET[/floatleft]
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[None]

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Nation: The Technocracy of None
Ambassador: Iexa (eye-x-ah)

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Title: Leader of None
Gender: N/A (Iexa is an AI and does not have a gender.)
Age: [restricted information]
Physical Appearance: Iexa can create a physical body if necessary, but Iexa is usually a bodiless AI on the Internet of None.
Special requirements: Iexa requireds a body to interact with the other guests.
Other comments:

[Ochea]

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Nation: The Democratic Republic of Ochea
Ambassador: Ryan Tiberus Storm

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Title: President & General of Ochea, World Assembly Delegate of Nesapo.
Gender: Male.
Age: 44
Physical Appearance: Height: 195 cm | Skin color: Nougat | Hair color: Black | Eye color: Brown | Weight: Normal
Special requirements: None
Other comments: None

[Tokau]

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Nation: The Democratic Archipelago of Tokau
Ambassador: Aлбopн Hѝcya (Alborn Nisswa)

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Title: Vice President (Ceд Meдèpojeтяж), but you can just say Mr.
Gender: Male
Age: 44
Physical Appearance: ~5'4", fair skin, brown/grey hair, slightly overweight
Special requirements: Allergic to raspberries and bell peppers

[Joube]

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Nation: The Common Wealth Of Joube
Ambassador: Spoon Nikle

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Title: Chosen Diplomat, Grand Representative of the 23rd province "Province Mc' Province Face"
Gender: How rude
Age: just a number
Physical Appearance: Amazing
Special requirements: Petting zoo, vegan food, 1 speech outlining the displeasure of the other 26 delegates of Joube that they didn't get a seat
Other comments: Bigger table next time

[Gran Moredi]

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Nation: Gran Moredi
Ambassador: Magdalena Althaus

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Title: Gran Archon
Gender: Female
Age: 29

Physical Appearance: A tall, imposing woman, standing 185 cm and weighing almost exactly 100 kg. She has a heavy build, with wide shoulders and hips, and a large bosom and backside, but don't mistake this for overweight; she is as close as she can be to her physical prime, with most of her weight being in her musculature. Her long, bright blonde hair is mostly kept down, but has some of it tied up in a ponytail, for formality's sake. Her bright blue eyes compliment the colour well, though her left has dulled with injury.
She has opted for a formal military uniform, unique to her; it consists of olive trousers with a black stripe, a white, double-breasted, long coat, a white officer's cap, and complimentary black gloves and boots. It is of course quite decorated, with epaulets, cords, medals, and ribbons. She carries a Mateba Sei Unica Hunter (.454 Casull) in a quality leather holster on her right hip, and refuses to even go about her home without it.

Special requirements: A slightly larger chair for her to sit comfortably, and handicap accessibility; many of her internal organs require synthetic muscle sheathes to help them function (including her heart) and her left arm is completely absent, with the sleeve folded up and stapled. She also suffers many burn scars along the left of her body/face, and she can't see out of her left eye. These are trivial medical problems with Gran Moredi's medical technology, but she willingly keeps them, having fought on the front line of her war.

Other comments: She comes off as serious and has no problems stepping into a perceived confrontation, but she is quick to loosen up once you find common conversation ground, and will be a fast - and powerful - friend.

[None]

{QUOTE}

Vegan food will be provided, however, all the food is technically vegan because it's all artificially grown, and animals were not killed for it.
You are allowed to have up to three ambassadors. I don't want a table that is mostly made up of Joubean ambassadors, so I imposed an ambassador limit. The others are allowed to participate via video conference. I don't understand why asking the age and gender of your ambassador was considered rude, I was only asking for physical details so the other players could get a mental image of your ambassador.
There will be a petting zoo containing animals commonly found in Joube.

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Good description. Your ambassador's handicaps will be noted and her chair enlarged slightly. In your comments, you mention her pulling a weapon on someone; please note that no weapons are allowed at the banquet.

[Gran Moredi]

In your comments, you mention her pulling a weapon on someone; please note that no weapons are allowed at the banquet.

Noted. Will remove reference to it actually being drawn on anyone.

[Joube]

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You are allowed to have up to three ambassadors. I don't want a table that is mostly made up of Joubean ambassadors, so I imposed an ambassador limit. The others are allowed to participate via video conference. I don't understand why asking the age and gender of your ambassador was considered rude, I was only asking for physical details so the other players could get a mental image of your ambassador.

{QUOTE}

Good description. Your ambassador's handicaps will be noted and her chair enlarged slightly. In your comments, you mention her pulling a weapon on someone; please note that no weapons are allowed at the banquet.

It is well known in Joube society that Gender is not an appropriate way to describe someone. Unless you would like to have sex with me, I would not appreciate being asked such a question.
Just look for the most amazing person you can imagine, then be amazed at someone even more amazing - that is me.

OOC: no need to bend to my will, I'm just role playing a super difficult nation.

[None]

The physical questions were asked so the other people can get a mental image of your character. I did not intend to be offensive, only inquisitive.

[Holy Humanists]

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Nation: The Theocracy of Holy Humanists
Ambassadors: Nicholas Went, Justine Lock, Jack Jackson

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Title: Holy Humanist high council members
Gender: Male, Female, Male
Age: 68, 63, 79

Physical Appearance:
Went- wrinkled, bald, short, and absolutely relentless. A harsh critic of bad ideas, emotional motivations, and things he admires.
Lock- a frail woman with a sharp demeanor. Is extremely courteous.
Jackson- tall, gangly, and absent minded. Mildly klutzy.

Special requirements:
Nicholas Went should be kept far away from any representatives from the Theocracy of Violetism to lessen the odds of starting an international incident.
Jack Jackson is a vegetarian, allergic to peanuts, allergic to citrus and citrus-based cleaning solutions, allergic to latex, and requires a personal assistant.

Other comments:

[None]

Special requirements:
Nicholas Went should be kept far away from any representatives from the Theocracy of Violetism to lessen the odds of starting an international incident.
Jack Jackson is a vegetarian, allergic to peanuts, allergic to citrus and citrus-based cleaning solutions, allergic to latex, and requires a personal assistant.

The Holy Humanists will be kept as far away from the Violetists as possible. Jackson's allergies have been noted, however, can you please explain why he needs a personal assistant?

[Violetism]

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Nation: The Theocracy of Violetism
Ambassador: Virginia Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff

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Title: Holy High Priestess of Violetism
Gender: Birthgiver
Age: Only Violet knows how old she is.
Physical Appearance: Virginia wears long robes of purple and gold, and wears a papal tiara on her head. On the tiara is a golden V, for Violet. All of her exposed skin is tinted with purple makeup.
Special requirements: Virginia needs a goat or other animal that she can sacrifice to Violet before eating. If she does not, she will displease Violet, and Her wrath will rain upon the banquet.
Other comments: Despite all of the other ambassadors being heathens and sinners, Virginia will attempt to keep from constantly calling them sinners.

[None]

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You will have to bring your own animal to sacrifice. Laws in None prevent Nonane animals from being killed in this way on Nonane territory.

[AUDEM]

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Nation: AUDEM
Ambassador: Jobelsauce

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Title: Colonel
Gender: M
Age: 88
Physical Appearance: Tall Swedish man, very wrinkly skin, balding white/grey hair
Special requirements: is to be referred to as Uncle Jobel, is not to be given any alcohol or tobacco
Other comments: A crazy old man who enjoys funny things and loves memes, he spends most of his time on the computer

[Eurovision Song Contest]

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Nation: Eurovision Song Contest
Ambassador: Lynda Woodruff

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Title: Spokeperson for the EBU
Gender: female
Age: Not sure, presumably in her 30's or 40's
Physical Appearance:
Special requirements: A translator, as she has trouble pronouncing names
Other comments: (I'll be busy during the holidays so it could take me up to 48 hours to respond...)

[None]

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Uncle Jobel will not be given alcohol or tobacco. I cannot guarantee that the other ambassadors will refer to him as Uncle Jobel.

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Good image. Even I have not yet discovered how to pronounce the Violetist ambassador's name, so it is understandable if names are pronounced wrong.

[AUDEM]

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Uncle Jobel will not be given alcohol or tobacco. I cannot guarantee that the other ambassadors will refer to him as Uncle Jobel.

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Good image. Even I have not yet discovered how to pronounce the Violetist ambassador's name, so it is understandable if names are pronounced wrong.

((as a german speaker it is really easy for me ))

[The Country of Memes]

(I've never roleplayed before....)

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Nation: The Country of Memes
Ambassador: Eric Cartman

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Title: None.....I guess his title could be "ambassador"
Gender: Male
Age: 10 (He's old for his age - he has the mind of an 18-year-old)
Physical Appearance: Some pictures on Imgur
Special requirements: He does not want anyone calling him fat.
Other comments: I expect that he will be kicked out of the banquet soon after it starts due to his rude and disrespectful nature. I'm okay with that - he kind of deserves it anyway...

[Eurovision Song Contest]

I found a better image of her on facebook, but it was too big to post on here and I didn't feel like resizing and upload again...

[Eurovision Song Contest]

(I've never roleplayed before....)

Same. I joined mostly for observation purposes.

[Occonago]

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Nation: The Rogue Nation of Occonago
Ambassador: Maria Storm

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Title: General
Gender: Female
Age: 35
Physical Appearance: Maria Storm is the sister of Ryan Storm. She has dark brown hair, medium brown skin, and vibrant green eyes. She is very muscular, and around 5'5" tall.
Special requirements: She does not wish to sit next to her brother, Ryan Storm of Ochea.
Other comments: None.

[None]

{QUOTE}

I do not know why your nation would chose a 10-year-old child as your ambassador, however, he will be allowed to come to the banquet. I cannot guarantee that the other attendees will not say that he is fat.

I found a better image of her on facebook, but it was too big to post on here and I didn't feel like resizing and upload again...

Is this an already created fictional character you are roleplaying as? Is she an actual person?

[Eurovision Song Contest]

Is this an already created fictional character you are roleplaying as? Is she an actual person?

It's fictional
http://eurosong-contest.wikia.com/wiki/Lynda_Woodruff

[None]

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So far, we have 13 ambassadors attending the Nesapoli Holiday Banquet.
11 of them are original characters and 2 of them are already-created fictional characters.

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