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by Tinhampton » Mon May 29, 2017 8:50 am
Task Command Force 328F (@AnybodyForSupper)
CONFIDENTIAL
Posted on May 29, 2017Cormorant to Bald Eagle, take point Petroshenko at 1700 Tin hours. Immediately order all other birds into feeding hole using communications afterwards. Every bird should digest satisfactorily within minutes, by 1730 Tin hours at most. Over and out.0 up · 0 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Victoriala II » Mon May 29, 2017 8:56 am
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 09, 2017#palailogos #bluenoon Most of the database has been backed up. We're just doing final tweaks. hang on. -Mu-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 09, 2017#palailogos #bluenoon Immediate missile strike and irradiation on Micro.blog HQ considered. Hang on. -Mu-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Tinhampton » Mon May 29, 2017 8:57 am
Task Command Force 328F (@AnybodyForSupper)
CONFIDENTIAL
Posted on May 29, 2017Fuck it. All birds, to point Petroshenko now! Over and out.0 up · 0 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Victoriala II » Mon May 29, 2017 9:07 am
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 09, 2017#palailogos #bluenoon Database transfer complete. Initiate OP-KALKI immediately. -Mu-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 09, 2017#palailogos #bluenoon Necessary evacuation of civilians have been undertaken, per our humanitarian obligation with the accords. Missile has entered the airspace. -Mu-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 09, 2017#palailogos #bluenoon Purgated sister Joðskyll, oh, a memory unknown... -Epsilon-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
CASIS (Admin)
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 29, 2017azadi kekistan ya fucking boobs -Daleth-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Tinhampton » Mon May 29, 2017 9:13 am
Task Command Force 328F (@AnybodyForSupper)
CONFIDENTIAL
Posted on May 29, 2017There ain't no disputing it. micro.blog HQ is Tinhamptonian territory now. Any attacks on this territory are attacks on the Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton and its dignity!46,425 up · 534,640 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Victoriala II » Mon May 29, 2017 9:17 am
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 09, 2017#palailogos #bluenoon THE PAYLOAD HAS LANDED. I REPEAT. THE PAYLOAD HAS LANDED. -omicron-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 30, 2017#palailogos #bluenoon Necessary defenses against Tinhamptonian aggression has ave been notified and engage at highest levels. Full force naval contingent has been deployed. -ALPHA-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 30, 2017#palailogos #bluenoon Minerva vindicate us. -ALPHA-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Tinhampton » Mon May 29, 2017 9:23 am
Task Command Force 328F (@AnybodyForSupper)
Fighting for Margaret, Tinhampton and micro.blog's future
Posted on May 29, 2017We have a few thousand soldiers with rubber chickens, and let me tell you, we ain't afraid to kill 'em!46,425 up · 534,640 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Victoriala II » Mon May 29, 2017 9:25 am
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 30, 2017#palailogos @AnybodyForSupper do it. no really, fucking deadass, do it. i bet you wont asshole -Gamma-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 30, 2017#palailogos #sangreal WC has retracted defense protocol. Full-force Invasion is now top priority. -ALPHA-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Tinhampton » Mon May 29, 2017 9:30 am
Task Command Force 328F (@AnybodyForSupper)
Fighting for Margaret, Tinhampton and micro.blog's future
Posted on May 29, 2017You just don't understand. We sacrificed these rubber chickens in the name of MARGARET, the random number goddess! Only Margaret and her endlessly plentiful supply of rubber chickens can help you and your favourite sports teams get even better at their job! We have sacrificed more rubber chickens than you have. IN SOME OTHER DEITY YOU TRUSTED AND NOW YOU ARE BUSTED!46,425 up · 534,640 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Victoriala II » Mon May 29, 2017 9:33 am
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 30, 2017#palailogos @AnybodyForSupper we haven't agreed on a consensus reality here, bud. you're fucked and you know it. -Gamma-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
[/quote]GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 30, 2017#palailogos #sangreal Full all-commonwealth contingent seen sailing towards Tinhamptonian direction. Minerva vindicate us. -ALPHA-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Ruskland-Preuben » Mon May 29, 2017 9:34 am
urname
R'lyeh
Posted on May 29, 2017THE ONLY GODS ARE KEK SON OF CTHULHU!2,899 of upvotes up · 53 of downvotes downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Tinhampton » Mon May 29, 2017 9:36 am
Task Command Force 328F (@AnybodyForSupper)
Fighting for Margaret, Tinhampton and micro.blog's future
Posted on May 29, 2017Why do you all believe in FAKE GODS? Only Margaret, the random number goddess, and her endless rubber chickens can save you from damnation! If YOU convert to belief in Margaret, I'll make peace with you - failure to believe in Margaret is a LOSE-LOSE deal for you!346,425 up · 3,534,640 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Ruskland-Preuben » Mon May 29, 2017 9:39 am
urname
R'lyeh
Posted on May 29, 2017My post has been blessed777,777 of upvotes up · 77 of downvotes downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Victoriala II » Mon May 29, 2017 9:50 am
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 30, 2017#palailogos @AnybodyForSupper your absurdist religion sketch is getting bland and colonel marge sanders is a spook. more reason to end this. -Gamma-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 30, 2017#palailogos #sangreal Full contingent has surrounded the whole of Tinhampton's perimeter. All guns pointed to the mainland. -ALPHA-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 30, 2017#palailogos #sangreal Full contingent has landed. Protocol: total destruction and subjugation. All civilians shall be taken care of, no escapees. Minerva vindicate us. -ALPHA-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 30, 2017#palailogos #sangreal The mainland's major centers of potential hostile advantage has been stormed by the contingent. est. 3,000 (civilians included has been apprehended. -ALPHA-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 30, 2017#palailogos #sangreal Barrier islands occupied. 320 apprehended. -ALPHA-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 30, 2017#palailogos #sangreal Getting closer to the region. Any hostile must be terminated on sight. Minerva vindicate us. -ALPHA-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Tinhampton » Mon May 29, 2017 10:11 am
Harambe McBoatface lives (@Harambe_McB)
The Aquarium
Posted on May 29, 2017My post has been cursed666 up · 666 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
Task Command Force 328F (@AnybodyForSupper)
Fighting for Margaret, Tinhampton and micro.blog's future
Posted on May 29, 2017Joke's on you. There are only 302 people on the Barrier Islands, and the "major centres" you targeted are actually fish and chips stores.325 up · 540 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
B14CKB1RD
no
Posted on May 29, 2017All birds must fly to base Xerxes. Please spread warning to worms.0 up · 0 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Victoriala II » Mon May 29, 2017 10:14 am
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 30, 2017#palailogos #sangreal Apathy eternal. Retreat for further orders from central directive. -ALPHA-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 30, 2017#palailogos #sangreal Kalki has been approved. -ALPHA-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Victoriala II » Mon May 29, 2017 10:16 am
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 30, 2017#palailogos #sangreal Rain of hell has been launched. Estimated time of impact two minutes. -ALPHA-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Tinhampton » Mon May 29, 2017 10:23 am
Task Command Force 328F (@AnybodyForSupper)
Fighting for Margaret, Tinhampton and micro.blog's future
Posted on May 29, 2017Joke's on you. We disarmed the nukes, stuffed them with rubber chickens, rearmed them, and they're returning back home...325 up · 540 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Ruskland-Preuben » Mon May 29, 2017 10:27 am
urname
R'lyeh
Posted on May 29, 2017Tinhampton=
Thin Ham that weighs a ton. Xddd humor is good fam...777,777 of upvotes up · 77 of downvotes downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Victoriala II » Mon May 29, 2017 10:27 am
CASIS (Admin)
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 29, 2017All Addresses from Tinhampton are all banned. None of you are free of sin. -Daleth-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 30, 2017#palailogos #sangreal No god nor some retarded troll logic's going to stop this joint. I'm fucking god nigga I'll ball all your ass as FUCK. -Gamma-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 30, 2017#palailogos #sangreal Estimated time of impact 5 seconds. -Gamma-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 30, 2017#palailogos #sangreal Nuclear bombardment has been successful. Tinhampton's dust and nothing will ever change that. None of you say otherwise. This needs to end now. This isn't playing anymore, I am genuinely asking for you to stop. Jesus Christ. -Gamma-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Guadalupador » Mon May 29, 2017 11:32 am
New Yama Government Outreach Program [EN]
Nosamo, Integralist Confederation of New Yama
Posted on May 29th, 2027A World Safe from Communism: New Yama and its allies are at the forefront of making the world a safe place from the evils of the left-wing. The Actually Civilized World is admittedly a fragile state of mind that needs to be upheld and defended from all threats. The largest threat at present is the cultural marxist western sodomite terror state that is the Federal Union of Guadalupador. In order for peace in the region, and by extension the entire world, to be achieved Guadalupador must be eradicated.71 up · 245 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Hosecke » Mon May 29, 2017 11:42 am
Adamson
Gladstone
Posted on May 29. 2017Surviving elements of the battalion have been recalled to Lisista for de-brief.
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: ALL IP ADDRESSES IN THE NATION OF ARDOKI ARE BANNED. We're putting in this IP ban to ensure that no Ardokian can come in. I'm sure Victoriala will agree.75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Tinhampton » Mon May 29, 2017 11:57 am
Harambe McBoatface lives (@Harambe_McB)
Cocoabo Forest
Posted on May 29, 2017And so it came to pass that, as the dust settled after the nuking of Tinhampton, the end result was (at least for us) Not That BadTM. As it turned out, the missiles exploded in the atmosphere, with most of the dust being cleared away - sure, maybe a couple of destroyed buildings in the north-east where the tin mines are, but otherwise little damage. In the wake of all this, certain micro.blogging denizens of Tinhampton decided to get off thier lazy asses whilst cleaning was occurring, go to the beautiful Cocoabo Forest on holiday, and then post there...12 up · 1 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
George West (@Tinhampton)
Cocoabo Forest
Posted on May 29, 2017Likewise.32 up · 3 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
Rebecca Smith (@Beccy_Smith_xx)
Cocoabo Forest
Posted on May 29, 2017Can't we get the party started already?9 up · 1 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
Mayor Lydia Anderson (@TinhamptonMayor)
Isletia, New Islet
Posted on May 29, 2017I have to post from New Islet thanks to the censors...424 up · 439downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Federated Kingdom » Mon May 29, 2017 12:41 pm
9 Peeling Street
Gladstone
Posted on May 29, 2017The cabinets of the Imperial Federation and Imperial Commonwealth have convened for a joint session.19,557 up · 509 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Olimpiada » Mon May 29, 2017 12:43 pm
Subutai Ulaan
Khujirt, Mandakhstan
Posted on May 29, 2017fuck it, this briefcase has fifty million tomars, I'm hiring keshiks to clean up the irradiated ruins, and the autists on the beach. fuck their entire city state.198 up · 12 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
Mandakh Armed Forces
Tsetsen, Mandakhstan
Posted on May 29, 2017Thank you @Subutai Ulaan for your recent purchase. As requested, a battalion of Keshiks with air support will be dispatched to the requested location shortly. Have a great day!349 up · 27downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
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