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by -the CHINESE nation- » Sun May 28, 2017 6:17 pm
Hotan Martyr Brigades
Unknown
Posted on May 29, 2017One guy found alive clad in kilograms of shed dead skin and almost drowning in his faeces and urine holding onto a barely functional computer. We ended his misery.
Mod account will be ours very soon.1,458 up · 99 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Tinhampton » Sun May 28, 2017 6:19 pm
DEATH TO TNHAMPTON
Hiding from the micro.blog Audit Logger
Posted on May 29, 2017@maimaiti @hotan_martyr_brigades @qeveri_kombetare fite me lol
outside vaughans butchers, ti4 8sd, nine in the morning on monday
bring krytie polo shirt and quran plox #starblayde4eva
no krytie polo shirt, no quran, no fight2 up · 8 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
George West (@Tinhampton)
On here, since circa May 2013
Posted on May 29, 2017@DEATHTOTNHAMPTON I thought I was dealing with a Tinhamptonian, not somebody from Atlantian Oceania!32 up · 5 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
DEATH TO TNHAMPTON
Hiding from the micro.blog Audit Logger
Posted on May 29, 2017@tinhampton a country that cannot defend itself from its neighbours is one i dont like
i am possibly the only person i know that remembers the west starblaydia scandal
proud tinhamptonian that hates our leadership and permanent political uniparty class btw4 up · 38 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
Johnny McAverage
Just some mundane guy in the Tin City
Posted on May 29, 2017@DEATHTOTNHAMPTON I'm an atheist, but I'll fight with you. Where can I buy one of these "krytie polo shirts" you speak of?0 up · 1 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
SEVEN HOURS TO GO (@DEATHTOTNHAMPTON)
Hiding from the micro.blog Audit Logger
Posted on May 29, 2017@johnny_mcaverage that is none of your business m8
i say krytie polo shirts because theyre famous and i watch a lot of football
and i learned about krytie polo shirts during the world cup 75 coverage3 up · 5 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
Rebecca Smith (@Beccy_Smith_xx)
Tinhampton
Posted on May 29, 2017@DEATHTOTNHAMPTON I've noticed you're posting in lower-case. Have you mistakenly thought that the caps-lock was off when it was actually on?3 up · 0 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Hosecke » Sun May 28, 2017 6:22 pm
Qeveri Kombëtare e Hoseckës
Lisitsa, Hoseckës
Posted on May 28, 2017.We have found the server rack which houses the Ardokian accounts, it has been secured and we are currently destroying the server rack. Any Ardokian accounts created after the server was disconnected will likely be scattered across different servers so they will still be operational until we figure out how to hack into the admin account.
In other news a guy tried to enter the building so we shot him.573 upvotes up · 42 downvotesdownREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Hosecke » Sun May 28, 2017 6:31 pm
Qeveri Kombëtare e Hoseckës
Lisitsa, Hoseckës
Posted on May 28, 2017.Our Mandakh technical specialists have accessed the admin account. We are now securing the third floor and looking for a technical maintenance person who isn't dead. If unsuccessful we'll ship in a expert to assist us.573 upvotes up · 42 downvotesdownREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Seryu » Sun May 28, 2017 6:33 pm
Seryuan Internet Defense Force
Saho
Current time@James please reconsider or we will be forced to contact the government about blocking your site from all Seryuan IP addresses. There should be zero platform for anti Seryuan hate speech.60k upvotes up · 74k downvotesdownREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by -the CHINESE nation- » Sun May 28, 2017 6:35 pm
Hotan Martyr Brigades
Unknown
Posted on May 29, 2017Well, everyone was dead, what did you expect?
Nearby was a school. We have occupied said school, detained all teachers and are searching for IT technicians to assist in our struggle. Students will receive a few periods of Islamic education.1,458 up · 99 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
Hotan Martyr Brigades
Unknown
Posted on May 29, 2017The school's IT technician has been found and is being escorted to the MB headquarters. Victory is in sight.1,458 up · 99 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Federated Kingdom » Sun May 28, 2017 6:35 pm
James
Albanicia
Posted on May 29, 2017@SeryuanInternetDefenseForce mhm[disabled] · [disabled]REPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Hosecke » Sun May 28, 2017 6:37 pm
Qeveri Kombëtare e Hoseckës
Lisitsa, Hoseckës
Posted on May 28, 2017.@Seryuan Internet Defence Force With all due respect, the micro.blog staff are no longer in control of this website. Contact the headquarters of 3. Këmbësorët e Kështjellës, we may be able to assist in a few hours.
In other news, two privates have found the body of Oliver Hughes whom was buried in a pile of rubble and their platoon has chosen to parade his body in the streets. Given the significance of this victory we will not stop them.573 upvotes up · 42 downvotesdownREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Federated Kingdom » Sun May 28, 2017 6:39 pm
James
Albanicia
Posted on May 29, 2017@QeveriKombetareeHoseckes who he?[disabled] · [disabled]REPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Tinhampton » Sun May 28, 2017 6:41 pm
Michael Liu
Computer Science Department, Tinhampton University
Posted on May 29, 2017@James Oliver Hughes was one of the co-founders of the original micro.blog, the other one being George Stone.13 up · 0 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Olimpiada » Sun May 28, 2017 6:50 pm
Subutai Ulaan
Khujirt, Mandakhstan
Posted on May 28, 2017r@Qeveri Kombëtare e Hoseckës
you're welcome for that technical help btw. it's now pretty evident how so many people on this site vote hack when security is weak.
in other news, this is like the second time I've aided a highly illegal act on this site116 up · 57 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Hosecke » Sun May 28, 2017 6:52 pm
Qeveri Kombëtare e Hoseckës
Lisitsa, Hoseckës
Posted on May 28, 2017.The school IT technician the Mujahid dragged out of the school has been shot, he wasn't able to make sense of the code. We managed to hire a Mandakh hacker guy to fly in for a few hundred tomars earlier, he's figuring out where the IP ban button is.
@Subutai Ulaan Thank you, we will pay many tomars for your assistance.573 upvotes up · 42 downvotes downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Olimpiada » Sun May 28, 2017 6:55 pm
Subutai Ulaan
Khujirt, Mandakhstan
Posted on May 28, 2017didn't open the briefcase until I got home, I could probably pay for a fiber optic line from tsetsen to my house. how the hell did these guys manage to get that many tomars anyway?142 up · 43 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Seryu » Sun May 28, 2017 6:57 pm
Seryuan Worker's Party
Saho
Current timePUBLIC SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT: micro.blog has been blocked for IP addresses in the Saho Prefecture, in response to vile anti Seryuan hate speech being allowed to gain publicity. The site may be unblocked if its administrators clean its content up.0 upvotes up · 0 downvotesdownREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Tinhampton » Sun May 28, 2017 7:07 pm
WE HATE SERYU
kek
Posted on Whatever the heck the time is in SeryuJust give me a moment to send 39458353973 FREEDOM FIGHTERS down to annihilate those commie twats3,492 up · 2,231 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
Harambe McBoatface lives (@Harambe_McB)
The aquarium
Posted on The time of the first post, plus 80 seconds@WE_HATE_SERYU Even if you're a World Census stats die-hard, you can't even find a country with 39 billion people in it19 up · 14 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Hosecke » Sun May 28, 2017 7:09 pm
Qeveri Kombëtare e Hoseckës
Lisitsa, Hoseckës
Posted on May 28, 2017.We have secured most of the building. George Stones was found dead, having committed suicide with a revolver. Apparently he killed himself as we approached the room he was cowering in. He was logged into his admin account on his personal desktop and we are about to cleanse this site. A trupor has suggested we IP ban Tinhampton as well.573 upvotes up · 42 downvotes downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Tinhampton » Sun May 28, 2017 7:19 pm
FREEEEEEEEEEDOM (@PistachioStash)
Newion, Gladom Newion
Posted on May 29, 2017You can take away our micro.blog access, but you will never, not in a million fucking years, take away our right to purchase and use VPNs!10,428 up · 234 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Victoriala II » Sun May 28, 2017 8:59 pm
CASIS
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 29, 2017Jesus Christ, you're all a fucking mess. Let me fix this. -Daleth-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
CASIS
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 29, 2017There. I weeded out the coup mods and installed Waw as temporary admin. Hold up while we try to go back to normal. I'm not letting this shit go down in flames. -Daleth-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
CASIS
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 29, 2017@Qeveri Kombëtare e Hoseckës is IPBAN/DoS. Fuck you guys, stop ruining my day. -Waw-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Hosecke » Sun May 28, 2017 9:37 pm
Adamson
Gladstone
Posted on May 28, 2017.Victoralian counter-revolutionaries seemed to have missed that we have a battalion inside the micro.blog HQ. Subutai left behind instructions for us, currently revoking Victoralian appointed administrators credentials.
Five Nine Nine Zero Six Two Seven. Lavdi Republikës Socialiste.573 upvotes up · 42 downvotes downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Victoriala II » Sun May 28, 2017 10:20 pm
CASIS
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 29, 2017shit75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Ruskland-Preuben » Sun May 28, 2017 11:56 pm
urname
R'lyeh
Posted on May 29, 2017Shiet, micro.blog cyber war, get the yummih sandwihs and the pupkhorne.798 of upvotes up · 3 of downvotes downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Tinhampton » Mon May 29, 2017 6:42 am
Michael the Newly-Reappointed Mod (@MichaelTheMod)
Tinhampton
Posted on May 29, 2017For some reason, they forgot to remove my moderator credentials, or one of the previous coupers accidentally turned it back on (what's for sure is that I'm on this new version of micro.blog now). I will only institute punishments once a crack team of Tinhamptonian Army soldiers enters the building. Well, it's literally in another country, so...715 up · 653downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Victoriala II » Mon May 29, 2017 8:20 am
CASIS (Admin)
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 29, 2017No hostage overseas computers can chain this joint. Hold on. -Daleth-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
CASIS (Admin)
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 29, 2017fuck it, @MichaelTheMod is Permaban/DoS. Everyone's done with you and your fans' self insert bullshit. -Daleth-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Victoriala II » Mon May 29, 2017 8:21 am
GVC-HQ
Villenocte, Victoriala Minor
Posted on May 09, 2017#palailogos #bluenoon Backup of the whole database is underway. Hang on. -Mu-75,223 up · 7,060 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Ruskland-Preuben » Mon May 29, 2017 8:38 am
urname
R'lyeh
Posted on May 29, 2017Shiet, micro.blog cyber war 2 elektruk buhgallo, get the yummih sandwihs and the pupkhorne faggits.1,099 of upvotes up · 23 of downvotes downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
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