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by **Olimpiada** » Sat May 27, 2017 7:50 pm

Mandakh Armed Forces
Tsetsen, Mandakhstan
Posted on May 27, 2017
Speaking of making things happen by force, a brief reminder that the talents of Mandakhstan's finest Keshik warriors can be hired by any given nation for any job, anytime, anywhere!
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by **Seryu** » Sat May 27, 2017 8:23 pm

Seryuan State News
Saho
Current time
We and the Worker's Party of Seryu have both joined social media. We look forward to exporting our glorious Seryuan culture to the world and representing the worker's republic internationally.
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Seryuan Worker's Party
Saho
Current time
Our glorious proletariat republic is now represented internationally via social media. We look forward to dispelling myths about ourselves and showing our decadent quality of life to the world.
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by **Victoriala II** » Sat May 27, 2017 8:39 pm

Carrot
Bar
Posted on May 28, 2017
sandwih yum
140 up · 30 down
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by **N awlins** » Sat May 27, 2017 9:51 pm

Emanuel Chevrolet, Ambassador To the I.F.C.
New Orleans, N'Awlins
Posted on Feb 10, 2017
@Minister of Labour Sinéad Ena Power
Oh, stuff it, troll..
639 up · 24down
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by **Bolrieg** » Sun May 28, 2017 2:24 am

Andresus Klartic
Bolrieg
Posted on 03 17, 2017
@Seryuan Worker's Party Nobody likes commies leave.
#968 of upvotes up · #0 of downvotes down
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by **Seryu** » Sun May 28, 2017 4:00 am

Seryuan Worker's Party
Saho
Current time
Check your privilege, bourgeoise scum. We are glad that our country is isolated from people like you.
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by **Tinhampton** » Sun May 28, 2017 5:09 am

some guy somewhre
a house
Posted on May 28, 2017
so apparently a so called isolated country is on social media lol
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by **Seryu** » Sun May 28, 2017 6:03 am

Seryuan Worker's Party
Saho
Current time
We have determined that isolation has caused false rumors to spread about our republic. We must have a social media presence to dispel these rumors and show the world the truth.
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by **Victoriala II** » Sun May 28, 2017 10:04 am

Arielle Drohtes cs.
Clecielle, Bar
Posted on May 29, 2017
if your arguments are mostly talking shit on strawmen versions of your opponent you're a fucking tool and you will never be with the kool kids klub of history ever
821,129 up · 23,010 down
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Arielle Drohtes cs.
Clecielle, Bar
Posted on May 29, 2017
settle your discourses by combat losers look at me I got mad game and I'm BALLIN
821,129 up · 23,010 down
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by **Seryu** » Sun May 28, 2017 1:08 pm

Dong-Guen Yun
Sam-Gol Prefecture
Current Time
@Arielle Drohtes cs. Fight me IRL then. Pick a time and pick a place, I will win for Supreme Leader Han and the Worker's Republic.
171 of upvotes up · 78 downvotes down
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Seryuan Internet Defense Force
Saho
Current time
We advise citizens to be aware of anti Seryuan trolling on sites such as micro.blog and will be in touch with administrators about ending this problem and cleaning up slander about us.
154k upvotes up · 129k downvotesdown
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by **Ardoki** » Sun May 28, 2017 3:38 pm

Minister of Labour Sinéad Ena Power
Ardea, Ardoki
Posted on May 29, 2017
In Ardoki we don't have overweight people thanks to advanced socialist economics which ensures happiness and access to healthy food and exercise.
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by **Ruskland-Preuben** » Sun May 28, 2017 5:06 pm

urname
R'lyeh
Posted on May 29, 2017
At least the former communist government gave us food fresh from the farms, good times. And Sinew Power, McDonalds are unhealthy, eat real shit boi.
198 of upvotes up · 13 of downvotes down
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by **Olimpiada** » Sun May 28, 2017 5:17 pm

Subutai Ulaan
Khujirt, Mandakhstan
Posted on May 28, 2017
@Minister of Labour Sinéad Ena Power
your profile picture says otherwise. herding horses on the wide open plain is good exercise, better than shilling your trainwreck of a nation on social media. you should try it some time.
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by **Saunrea** » Sun May 28, 2017 5:24 pm

Cheng Yulchon
Yultong, Saunrea
Posted on May 29, 2017
Be reminded who is the best DPRK ripoff, shitheads
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by **Guadalupador** » Sun May 28, 2017 5:28 pm

New Yama Government Outreach Program [EN]
Nosamo, Integralist Confederation of New Yama
Posted on May 28th, 2027
Clearing the Air: Guadalupadorian sodomite propaganda is unfortunately still a large problem in controlling here in New Yama. The Ministry of Information is working tirelessly to stop the flow of television and radio broadcasts coming in from Guadalupador, as well as creating new programs that promote Christian, and Integralist family values all the while being incredibly entertaining.
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by **Ardoki** » Sun May 28, 2017 5:37 pm

Minister of Labour Sinéad Ena Power
Ardea, Ardoki
Posted on May 29, 2017
@Subutai Ulaan I'm over seven feet tall and in perfect shape. I may be large, but it's all muscle. I make a habit of being personally involved in the nationalisation of the means of production and seizure of private property, sometimes I do it myself and need to take out an entire board of directors on my own.
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by **Olimpiada** » Sun May 28, 2017 5:54 pm

Subutai Ulaan
Khujirt, Mandakhstan
Posted on May 28, 2017
@Minister of Labour Sinéad Ena Power
come to khujirt and prove it, fatass. 1v1 me on horseback, shortbows only
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by **Ardoki** » Sun May 28, 2017 5:55 pm

Minister of Labour Sinéad Ena Power
Ardea, Ardoki
Posted on May 29, 2017
@Subutai Ulaan I fight on foot and I don't use bows.
52, 531 up · 347down
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by **-the CHINESE nation-** » Sun May 28, 2017 6:00 pm

Maimaiti
Urumqi, Xinjiang, China-UFR
Posted on May 29, 2017
This is no matter of Jihad, but what thrives and breeds on this travesty of a site is alarming and it must be terminated once and for all.
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Hotan Martyr Brigades
Unknown
Posted on May 29, 2017
Inshallah the micro.blog headquarters will fall. In our hands we shall cleanse this site of sin.
1,458 up · 99 down
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Hotan Martyr Brigades
Unknown
Posted on May 29, 2017
80 brave men of our Martyr Brigades have arrived in Gladstone to seize control of micro.blog HQ. Stay tuned for updates, dipshits.
1,458 up · 99 down
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by **Seryu** » Sun May 28, 2017 6:02 pm

Seryuan Worker's Party
Saho
Current time
The Seryuan Worker's Party officially praises the @New Yama Government Outreach Program for protecting its citizens and defending the family unit from corrupting influence.
1.2k upvotes up · 983 downvotesdown
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Seryu Leaks
Deep web
Current Time
Sources have given us a reason to believe that Supreme Leader Suk Han is behind funding communist themed rebel groups abroad. More to come soon on Seryuan interference in sovereign states.
1.3m of upvotes up · 5m downvotes down
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by **Hosecke** » Sun May 28, 2017 6:08 pm

Qeveri Kombëtare e Hoseckës
Lisitsa, Hoseckës
Posted on May 28, 2017.
The battalion 3. Këmbësorët e Kështjellës has arrived to assist our fellow Muslim brothers erase micro.blog leadership, Inshallah. We are united in our hatred for the incompetency of micro.blog staff.
573 upvotes up · 42 downvotesdown
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by **-the CHINESE nation-** » Sun May 28, 2017 6:10 pm

Hotan Martyr Brigades
Unknown
Posted on May 29, 2017
Headquarters building has fallen without a fight. Turns out everyone there was fucking dead.
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by **Federated Kingdom** » Sun May 28, 2017 6:12 pm

James
Albanicia
Posted on May 29, 2017
@SeryuanInternetDefenseForce no
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by **Hosecke** » Sun May 28, 2017 6:13 pm

Qeveri Kombëtare e Hoseckës
Lisitsa, Hoseckës
Posted on May 28, 2017.
Members of the 3. Këmbësorët e Kështjellës are currently locating which servers hold Ardokian accounts so we can expel the fake socialist fucks from micro.blog for good. Mandakh specialists attached to the battalion have also found the password for one of the admin accounts which was written on a torn piece of paper next to the coffee machine. Working on figuring out which account the password is for. A janitor was shot hiding in a bathroom.
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by **Escocaria** » Sun May 28, 2017 6:14 pm

The Noble Peasant
Ankara, Escocaria
Posted on May 29, 2017
@Hotan Martyr Brigades This is why we reformed.
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