Pretend you are a citizen of the Socialist Federal Musicracy of Yugoslavia, not your own nation.
Yugoslav Endemic Warfare Song Contest 2016 Season, Episode 1
And welcome to the first episode of this year's Yugoslav Endemic Warfare Song Contest. On tonight's show, one of our glorious leaders in the Joint-Presidency, Strong CyberComrade Wizard Tupac Shakur, will take part in a fast rap magic battle with his long time rival, the Notorious B.I.G., who has recently been turned into a CyberComrade using ancient Bosnian Pyramid building technologies. Commentating tonight are me, CyberMitkov and CyberKučan. The government of SR Bosnia wants CyberComrade Biggie wants him to be a Strong CyberComrade, part of the Joint-Presidency and have his rank elevated to wizard, in order to do this, Biggie must win best two out of three. As it is usually Strong CyberComrade Wizard Tupac Shakur that is referee, the other republics have decide to invite Bushwick Bill of the Geto Boys as a neutral third party.
Cyber Comrade Biggie Smalls: My throat has been dead for decades, need something to quench my thirst.
So I'll drink the blood of this glass of ŠERBE while you go, 'cause when it comes to rhyming with a beat, it's ladies first.
CyberMiktov: Wow, the coin hasn't even been flipped yet and he's already went all out. That Šerbe part was a huge burn. So I wonder who will actually be going first.
Bushwick Bill: The one who loses this coin flip goes first, ok? Heads or tails, brothers?
Strong CyberComrade Wizard Tupac Shakur: Heads
Cyber Comrade Biggie Smalls: Tails.
*Bushwick Bill flips the coin and it lands on tails as Biggie Smalls predicted*
Bushwick Bill: Ok, Makaveli, you go first.
CyberKučan: Wow, Biggie has shown his potential to be elevated to the rank of Wizard, that's for sure!
