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Victoriala II wrote:

Yugoslav Memes wrote:its fun

the irony has value

Ur mom has value

Neonymphonia wrote:Perhaps someone with thread authority can accept or turn away Cyberex? I feel as if it is rather unprofessional to leave his application suspended like that while making asinine jokes.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:

Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Neonymphonia wrote:Perhaps someone with thread authority can accept or turn away Cyberex? I feel as if it is rather unprofessional to leave his application suspended like that while making asinine jokes.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:

Neonymphonia wrote:Perhaps someone with thread authority can accept or turn away Cyberex? I feel as if it is rather unprofessional to leave his application suspended like that while making asinine jokes.

vic is asinine

Neonymphonia wrote:Perhaps someone with thread authority can accept or turn away Cyberex? I feel as if it is rather unprofessional to leave his application suspended like that while making asinine jokes.

Gigaverse wrote:singy y u no into character RPing

Yugoslav Memes wrote:have crippling depression and are covered in cancerous growths

Gigaverse wrote:

Yugoslav Memes wrote:have crippling depression and are covered in cancerous growths

i feel sry 4 ur pain

Yugoslav Memes wrote:

Gigaverse wrote:i feel sry 4 ur pain

I wrote a post set in a studio if DramaAlert was a big news network with a billion people watching. It involved moderately graphic stuff, mainly a guy instantly dying after hearing the 'lets get roight into the news' part.

I deleted the post because I was worried I'd get DEAT'd again given it didn't directly concern the topic of the thread and the 'news reporting' bit was dimmed out by the graphic part.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:

Gigaverse wrote:i feel sry 4 ur pain

I wrote a post set in a studio if DramaAlert was a big news network with a billion people watching. It involved moderately graphic stuff, mainly a guy instantly dying after hearing the 'lets get roight into the news' part.

I deleted the post because I was worried I'd get DEAT'd again given it didn't directly concern the topic of the thread and the 'news reporting' bit was dimmed out by the graphic part.

Blakullar wrote:

Yugoslav Memes wrote:I wrote a post set in a studio if DramaAlert was a big news network with a billion people watching. It involved moderately graphic stuff, mainly a guy instantly dying after hearing the 'lets get roight into the news' part.

I deleted the post because I was worried I'd get DEAT'd again given it didn't directly concern the topic of the thread and the 'news reporting' bit was dimmed out by the graphic part.

Most of the time, the mods are quite lenient with the PG-13 rule for RPs: only obviously NSFW stuff, like overt sexual interaction, will get splattered. Even then, you can get away with it if you make it suitably vague.

I find it largely depends on the preferences of the RPers involved, though. Some will balk at the mere notion of blood, while others are happy to create gloriously-visceral scenes. This is where user interaction comes in really handy.

Western Pacific Territories wrote:-high amounts of wat-

Western Pacific Territories wrote:

The large, open space was brightly lit. There were multiple cameras, manned by their crews, probably costing a few thousand each. This was where the widely popular DramaAlert news station broadcasted from, in Movie Productions Warehouse 36. Keemstar had upgraded in equipment ever since the days when Leafy had dissed on him. Heh. Leafy was dead and buried, literally and figuratively. They were still looking for the killer. Little did they know he was hired by Killer Keem. After all, it wasn't just a personal vendetta, it was a professional one, though the personal vendetta contributed.

Keemstar sat at his desk, the very same one from the good old days. Sitting here, he was now reminded of Scarce. The poor guy died of obesity before Keem could have him eliminated. Now he thought of GradeAUnderA, deported back to India. Idubbbz, he spared mostly because his Content Cop really didn't have a effect on his ratings. Plus, the man redeemed himself by hitting Leafy in the side where it hurt.

His room looked much different. Instead of a blank, though ornate wall he had several TVs behind him, all displaying the DramaAlert logo. On his desk, the computer was gone, all that was left was the viewer counter he had reinstalled 2 years ago, the iconic bucket of popcorn he still enjoyed eating from, and a glass of red wine imported from the wine fields of Hungary. He also did have his script, printed onto some papers. It was much larger than his old script, he had managed to size up the script to where the new report would take 15 minutes instead of 5, and there was much more content around. Of course, this came at the price of him only releasing once a week, but that didn't matter too much.

Privately, Keemstar thought to himself that the headphones that allowed him to be heard clearly without a mic stand here too tight, he would be buying the $830 Samsung brand instead of the Sony ones. Regardless, he knew that he had a job to do. He was on television now, 15 minutes he would talk about the news, and for the other 45 minutes he'd talk about social or political issues. Or even go further in depth on whatever he was talking about in the first 15 minutes, but he didn't do that very much.

"Five, four, three, two, one!"

On a TV, the DramaAlert intro started playing. As the show continued, people would be monitoring the TV recording the broadcast to check for any errors. If they did pop up, the issue would be resolved and the broadcast re-recorded. They had all week to do this. The intro fazed out, and showed Keemstar, still wearing his iconic clothing and displaying his gnome beard. He looked at the camera, and started speaking.

"Whats up, DramaAlert nation, it's your host, Killer Keemstar; LETS GET ROIGHT INTO THE NEWS! So today we will be covering yet again the current conflict in the South China Sea. With extremely rare permission from Chinese State Media, we have been allowed to take aerial photographs from a manmade Chinese Island in the Spratly Islands region, which has been documented as 'Air Base 27'. Here's the photos."

Suddenly, several high-quality images appeared on the screen, showing a miniature island with a concrete runway, along with several hangers and a radar station. As well, photos were shown of several boats, as well as indicators that the island was only half built.

The segment continued until Keemstar was done filming. Even as he left the Warehouse to his 5-star penthouse, translators from all over the world were translating his broadcast into languages such as German, Korean, French, Russian, and Thai. Chinese normally would make it onto the list, but given the subject matter this would be blocked in China.

Later that week, a man who had been known to have a heart condition, a American man, tuned in to watch the news station for the first time. As Keemstar introduced himself, the man had a heart attack, beating desperately, and collapsing onto the ground, where he died. His body would not be found until next morning by a visitor. He was pronounced dead a hour later by medical staff. Another life claimed by Killer Keemstar.

Blakullar wrote:

Yugoslav Memes wrote:I wrote a post set in a studio if DramaAlert was a big news network with a billion people watching. It involved moderately graphic stuff, mainly a guy instantly dying after hearing the 'lets get roight into the news' part.

I deleted the post because I was worried I'd get DEAT'd again given it didn't directly concern the topic of the thread and the 'news reporting' bit was dimmed out by the graphic part.

Most of the time, the mods are quite lenient with the PG-13 rule for RPs: only obviously NSFW stuff, like overt sexual interaction, will get splattered. Even then, you can get away with it if you make it suitably vague.

I find it largely depends on the preferences of the RPers involved, though. Some will balk at the mere notion of blood, while others are happy to create gloriously-visceral scenes. This is where user interaction comes in really handy.

Western Pacific Territories wrote:

The large, open space was brightly lit. There were multiple cameras, manned by their crews, probably costing a few thousand each. This was where the widely popular DramaAlert news station broadcasted from, in Movie Productions Warehouse 36. Keemstar had upgraded in equipment ever since the days when Leafy had dissed on him. Heh. Leafy was dead and buried, literally and figuratively. They were still looking for the killer. Little did they know he was hired by Killer Keem. After all, it wasn't just a personal vendetta, it was a professional one, though the personal vendetta contributed.

Keemstar sat at his desk, the very same one from the good old days. Sitting here, he was now reminded of Scarce. The poor guy died of obesity before Keem could have him eliminated. Now he thought of GradeAUnderA, deported back to India. Idubbbz, he spared mostly because his Content Cop really didn't have a effect on his ratings. Plus, the man redeemed himself by hitting Leafy in the side where it hurt.

His room looked much different. Instead of a blank, though ornate wall he had several TVs behind him, all displaying the DramaAlert logo. On his desk, the computer was gone, all that was left was the viewer counter he had reinstalled 2 years ago, the iconic bucket of popcorn he still enjoyed eating from, and a glass of red wine imported from the wine fields of Hungary. He also did have his script, printed onto some papers. It was much larger than his old script, he had managed to size up the script to where the new report would take 15 minutes instead of 5, and there was much more content around. Of course, this came at the price of him only releasing once a week, but that didn't matter too much.

Privately, Keemstar thought to himself that the headphones that allowed him to be heard clearly without a mic stand here too tight, he would be buying the $830 Samsung brand instead of the Sony ones. Regardless, he knew that he had a job to do. He was on television now, 15 minutes he would talk about the news, and for the other 45 minutes he'd talk about social or political issues. Or even go further in depth on whatever he was talking about in the first 15 minutes, but he didn't do that very much.

"Five, four, three, two, one!"

On a TV, the DramaAlert intro started playing. As the show continued, people would be monitoring the TV recording the broadcast to check for any errors. If they did pop up, the issue would be resolved and the broadcast re-recorded. They had all week to do this. The intro fazed out, and showed Keemstar, still wearing his iconic clothing and displaying his gnome beard. He looked at the camera, and started speaking.

"Whats up, DramaAlert nation, it's your host, Killer Keemstar; LETS GET ROIGHT INTO THE NEWS! So today we will be covering yet again the current conflict in the South China Sea. With extremely rare permission from Chinese State Media, we have been allowed to take aerial photographs from a manmade Chinese Island in the Spratly Islands region, which has been documented as 'Air Base 27'. Here's the photos."

Suddenly, several high-quality images appeared on the screen, showing a miniature island with a concrete runway, along with several hangers and a radar station. As well, photos were shown of several boats, as well as indicators that the island was only half built.

The segment continued until Keemstar was done filming. Even as he left the Warehouse to his 5-star penthouse, translators from all over the world were translating his broadcast into languages such as German, Korean, French, Russian, and Thai. Chinese normally would make it onto the list, but given the subject matter this would be blocked in China.

Later that week, a man who had been known to have a heart condition, a American man, tuned in to watch the news station for the first time. As Keemstar introduced himself, the man had a heart attack, beating desperately, and collapsing onto the ground, where he died. His body would not be found until next morning by a visitor. He was pronounced dead a hour later by medical staff. Another life claimed by Killer Keemstar.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:

Western Pacific Territories wrote:

The large, open space was brightly lit. There were multiple cameras, manned by their crews, probably costing a few thousand each. This was where the widely popular DramaAlert news station broadcasted from, in Movie Productions Warehouse 36. Keemstar had upgraded in equipment ever since the days when Leafy had dissed on him. Heh. Leafy was dead and buried, literally and figuratively. They were still looking for the killer. Little did they know he was hired by Killer Keem. After all, it wasn't just a personal vendetta, it was a professional one, though the personal vendetta contributed.

Keemstar sat at his desk, the very same one from the good old days. Sitting here, he was now reminded of Scarce. The poor guy died of obesity before Keem could have him eliminated. Now he thought of GradeAUnderA, deported back to India. Idubbbz, he spared mostly because his Content Cop really didn't have a effect on his ratings. Plus, the man redeemed himself by hitting Leafy in the side where it hurt.

His room looked much different. Instead of a blank, though ornate wall he had several TVs behind him, all displaying the DramaAlert logo. On his desk, the computer was gone, all that was left was the viewer counter he had reinstalled 2 years ago, the iconic bucket of popcorn he still enjoyed eating from, and a glass of red wine imported from the wine fields of Hungary. He also did have his script, printed onto some papers. It was much larger than his old script, he had managed to size up the script to where the new report would take 15 minutes instead of 5, and there was much more content around. Of course, this came at the price of him only releasing once a week, but that didn't matter too much.

Privately, Keemstar thought to himself that the headphones that allowed him to be heard clearly without a mic stand here too tight, he would be buying the $830 Samsung brand instead of the Sony ones. Regardless, he knew that he had a job to do. He was on television now, 15 minutes he would talk about the news, and for the other 45 minutes he'd talk about social or political issues. Or even go further in depth on whatever he was talking about in the first 15 minutes, but he didn't do that very much.

"Five, four, three, two, one!"

On a TV, the DramaAlert intro started playing. As the show continued, people would be monitoring the TV recording the broadcast to check for any errors. If they did pop up, the issue would be resolved and the broadcast re-recorded. They had all week to do this. The intro fazed out, and showed Keemstar, still wearing his iconic clothing and displaying his gnome beard. He looked at the camera, and started speaking.

"Whats up, DramaAlert nation, it's your host, Killer Keemstar; LETS GET ROIGHT INTO THE NEWS! So today we will be covering yet again the current conflict in the South China Sea. With extremely rare permission from Chinese State Media, we have been allowed to take aerial photographs from a manmade Chinese Island in the Spratly Islands region, which has been documented as 'Air Base 27'. Here's the photos."

Suddenly, several high-quality images appeared on the screen, showing a miniature island with a concrete runway, along with several hangers and a radar station. As well, photos were shown of several boats, as well as indicators that the island was only half built.

The segment continued until Keemstar was done filming. Even as he left the Warehouse to his 5-star penthouse, translators from all over the world were translating his broadcast into languages such as German, Korean, French, Russian, and Thai. Chinese normally would make it onto the list, but given the subject matter this would be blocked in China.

Later that week, a man who had been known to have a heart condition, a American man, tuned in to watch the news station for the first time. As Keemstar introduced himself, the man had a heart attack, beating desperately, and collapsing onto the ground, where he died. His body would not be found until next morning by a visitor. He was pronounced dead a hour later by medical staff. Another life claimed by Killer Keemstar.

Roleplayer of the year award goes to...

Western Pacific Territories wrote:

Yugoslav Memes wrote:Roleplayer of the year award goes to...

You know that this is the largest post I've ever made, right?

Western Pacific Territories wrote:praise me f**kers