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Artaiia
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Jul 17, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Artaiia » Sat Sep 17, 2016 11:54 pm

speaking of puppets

cumber bungus reporting for duty
♅ HOLY QUEENDOM OF ARTAIIA
No, this isn't some sort of femdom cult.

A holy matriarchical mecharcy located in the rogue AI-ridden hellhole known as Eisen. We do NOT use NS stats.
Akta Apostalika Arta:In a new development, Paladin Kaalabash bashes more people. Seriously, Paladin. It's not news anymore, stop putting it in the talking points.|Breaking the tradition of isolation, the Grand Priestess opens communication with the rest of the world. In my opinion, wonderful job. Thank you, my Priestess.|To The Grand Priestess, All I Shall Surrender.

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Yugoslav Memes
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1046
Founded: Jul 22, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Yugoslav Memes » Sat Sep 17, 2016 11:54 pm

Kustgebied wrote:
Gigaverse wrote:> obesity in the negatives

i tried increasing healthcare too; it worsened somehow

okay here's step two

realise ns stats are complete bullshit, don't even work, and iiwiki is the way forward

you think giga never came to that conclusion?
Factbook - Trobojka

Shooting all the old people is a feasible and effective solution whenever your ideas meet some obstacles.

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Gigaverse
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12648
Founded: Mar 26, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gigaverse » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:00 am

Kustgebied wrote:
Gigaverse wrote:> obesity in the negatives

i tried increasing healthcare too; it worsened somehow

okay here's step two

realise ns stats are complete bullshit, don't even work, and iiwiki is the way forward

iiwiki is mt
Artist. Japanophile. Cultural semi-liberal.
Hobbyist linguist. On-and-Off Writer.
MAKE CAKE NOT WAR.
token vietbong, born and raised in and emigrated from vietbongistania
Operating this polity based on preferences and narrative purposes
be careful with factbooks; you'll see some are ok despite minimalist
coding, and others are pieces of turd for all the effort put into decor
capable of communication in (in order of fluency) oldspeak,
vietbongistani and bonjourois (no weebspeak - ironic ik)

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Ashkera
Minister
 
Posts: 2468
Founded: May 14, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ashkera » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:01 am

Gigaverse wrote:does anyone know how to reduce heart disease in stats

I think it might be tied to income inequality.
第五大黒森帝国 - Factbook: The Fifth Empire of Ashkera
[2018/2030] (factbook updated 18.04.29)
A secretive Dominant-Party Technocracy located in the southwest of the Pacific Ocean
Practice. Virtue. Harmony. Prosperity.
Subsidiaries of the arms industry produce nuclear-powered yachts for billionaires. "VR Mech Combat Drama" is a new sport scored by a combination of skill and acting ability. A word meaning "the state of not knowing any martial art" is a grave insult.

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Gigaverse
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Posts: 12648
Founded: Mar 26, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gigaverse » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:02 am

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Kustgebied wrote:okay here's step two

realise ns stats are complete bullshit, don't even work, and iiwiki is the way forward

you think giga never came to that conclusion?

yeh i did

improving stats is worth beatin' a sense of hopelessness into the souls of stats-wankers tho
Ashkera wrote:
Gigaverse wrote:does anyone know how to reduce heart disease in stats

I think it might be tied to income inequality.

wat

so the ones dying of heart disease are all people who want to be rich

?

life's cruel
Artist. Japanophile. Cultural semi-liberal.
Hobbyist linguist. On-and-Off Writer.
MAKE CAKE NOT WAR.
token vietbong, born and raised in and emigrated from vietbongistania
Operating this polity based on preferences and narrative purposes
be careful with factbooks; you'll see some are ok despite minimalist
coding, and others are pieces of turd for all the effort put into decor
capable of communication in (in order of fluency) oldspeak,
vietbongistani and bonjourois (no weebspeak - ironic ik)

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Neonymphonia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 386
Founded: Feb 26, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Neonymphonia » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:03 am

Having just checked my own nation's NSstats mortality rates and reasons...

Wow.

I knew it would be odd, but certainly not to the extent I witnessed.
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Ashkera
Minister
 
Posts: 2468
Founded: May 14, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ashkera » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:05 am

Gigaverse wrote:wat

so the ones dying of heart disease are all people who want to be rich

?

life's cruel

On a related note, Ashkera's death stats have become anomalous. Oneesan would be proud. (I have no idea when this happened, since I stopped paying attention to the death stats months ago - also, my lifespan stat is 86.)
第五大黒森帝国 - Factbook: The Fifth Empire of Ashkera
[2018/2030] (factbook updated 18.04.29)
A secretive Dominant-Party Technocracy located in the southwest of the Pacific Ocean
Practice. Virtue. Harmony. Prosperity.
Subsidiaries of the arms industry produce nuclear-powered yachts for billionaires. "VR Mech Combat Drama" is a new sport scored by a combination of skill and acting ability. A word meaning "the state of not knowing any martial art" is a grave insult.

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Neonymphonia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 386
Founded: Feb 26, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Neonymphonia » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:08 am

Ashkera wrote:
Gigaverse wrote:wat

so the ones dying of heart disease are all people who want to be rich

?

life's cruel

On a related note, Ashkera's death stats have become anomalous. Oneesan would be proud. (I have no idea when this happened, since I stopped paying attention to the death stats months ago - also, my lifespan stat is 86.)


I am genuinely frightened.
Liked my factbook before? Well, then check out just how much better the new one is.

Proud member of Novaluna One, and proud partner-in-crime with Vistora


Haja-Mishu wrote:“She’s a real life sex wizard”

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Kustgebied
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Posts: 1069
Founded: Apr 29, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Kustgebied » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:18 am

Gigaverse wrote:
Kustgebied wrote:okay here's step two

realise ns stats are complete bullshit, don't even work, and iiwiki is the way forward

iiwiki is mt

iiwiki is all-tech
ripping off vic and siggy by being another tricolour westerner superstate

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Kustgebied
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Posts: 1069
Founded: Apr 29, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Kustgebied » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:18 am

Neonymphonia wrote:
Democratic Tianxia wrote:Kust's an observer.

EDIT: Should probably mention that this nation is an SGU puppet.


Oh, my bad, I checked but did not see him. :p

uh it's fine i guess
ripping off vic and siggy by being another tricolour westerner superstate

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Gigaverse
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Posts: 12648
Founded: Mar 26, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gigaverse » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:32 am

Kustgebied wrote:
Gigaverse wrote:iiwiki is mt

iiwiki is all-tech

i know, i've been there long enough

but its format can only really cater to mt
Artist. Japanophile. Cultural semi-liberal.
Hobbyist linguist. On-and-Off Writer.
MAKE CAKE NOT WAR.
token vietbong, born and raised in and emigrated from vietbongistania
Operating this polity based on preferences and narrative purposes
be careful with factbooks; you'll see some are ok despite minimalist
coding, and others are pieces of turd for all the effort put into decor
capable of communication in (in order of fluency) oldspeak,
vietbongistani and bonjourois (no weebspeak - ironic ik)

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Ashkera
Minister
 
Posts: 2468
Founded: May 14, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ashkera » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:38 am

Gigaverse wrote:
Kustgebied wrote:iiwiki is all-tech

i know, i've been there long enough

but its format can only really cater to mt

Then there's only one thing left to do.

Learn HTML and CSS

then code the factbook in honor of your glorious Fifth Empire by hand.

Long live the Fifth Empire.
Last edited by Ashkera on Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:38 am, edited 1 time in total.
第五大黒森帝国 - Factbook: The Fifth Empire of Ashkera
[2018/2030] (factbook updated 18.04.29)
A secretive Dominant-Party Technocracy located in the southwest of the Pacific Ocean
Practice. Virtue. Harmony. Prosperity.
Subsidiaries of the arms industry produce nuclear-powered yachts for billionaires. "VR Mech Combat Drama" is a new sport scored by a combination of skill and acting ability. A word meaning "the state of not knowing any martial art" is a grave insult.

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Yugoslav Memes
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Posts: 1046
Founded: Jul 22, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Yugoslav Memes » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:40 am

Generic DPRK lookalike, funded by a network of corporations and commercial groups established by a guy now revered in said DPRK lookalike as eternal president.

y/n
Factbook - Trobojka

Shooting all the old people is a feasible and effective solution whenever your ideas meet some obstacles.

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Gigaverse
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Posts: 12648
Founded: Mar 26, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gigaverse » Sun Sep 18, 2016 1:16 am

Yugoslav Memes wrote:Generic DPRK lookalike, funded by a network of corporations and commercial groups established by a guy now revered in said DPRK lookalike as eternal president.

y/n

y

as in, why
Artist. Japanophile. Cultural semi-liberal.
Hobbyist linguist. On-and-Off Writer.
MAKE CAKE NOT WAR.
token vietbong, born and raised in and emigrated from vietbongistania
Operating this polity based on preferences and narrative purposes
be careful with factbooks; you'll see some are ok despite minimalist
coding, and others are pieces of turd for all the effort put into decor
capable of communication in (in order of fluency) oldspeak,
vietbongistani and bonjourois (no weebspeak - ironic ik)

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Maljaratas
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Posts: 1609
Founded: Apr 25, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Maljaratas » Sun Sep 18, 2016 6:01 am

Gigaverse wrote:
Yugoslav Memes wrote:Generic DPRK lookalike, funded by a network of corporations and commercial groups established by a guy now revered in said DPRK lookalike as eternal president.

y/n

y

as in, why

Agree with Giga. Why exactly?
"There are decades when nothing happens. There are weeks where decades happen" -Vladimir Lenin

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Yugoslav Memes
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Posts: 1046
Founded: Jul 22, 2016
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Postby Yugoslav Memes » Sun Sep 18, 2016 6:12 am

Maljaratas wrote:
Gigaverse wrote:y

as in, why

Agree with Giga. Why exactly?

its fun

the irony has value
Factbook - Trobojka

Shooting all the old people is a feasible and effective solution whenever your ideas meet some obstacles.

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Opeleope
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Apr 17, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Opeleope » Sun Sep 18, 2016 6:32 am

Is it too late to apply as an observer?
Finally rid of the placeholder Hydra flag.
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Blakullar
Senator
 
Posts: 4502
Founded: Sep 07, 2012
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Blakullar » Sun Sep 18, 2016 7:09 am

Opeleope wrote:Is it too late to apply as an observer?

It's never too late to apply. Just send an application over here and I or someone else'll look it over.
- - - MECHANOCRATIC RUSSIA - - -
From the dilettante who brought you Worlds Asunder!

Part of the Frencoverse.
Did you know I'm also a website?

NS stats not included.
Yes, I am real. Send help.

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The Great Devourer of All
Minister
 
Posts: 2946
Founded: Dec 26, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Great Devourer of All » Sun Sep 18, 2016 8:22 am

So, um, how is it possible that this thread is simultaneously showing up on both the first and second pages of my forum dossier?
Last edited by the Devourer 9.98 billion years ago


Pro: Jellyfish

Anti: Heretics



Yymea wrote:We would definitely be scared of what is probably the most scary nation on NS :p


Multiversal Venn-Copard wrote:Actually fairly threatening by our standards. And this time we really mean "threatening". As in, "we'll actually need to escalate significantly to match their fleets."


Valkalan wrote:10/10 Profoundly evil. Some nations conqueror others for wealth and prestige, but the Devourer consumes civilization like a cancer consuming an unfortunate host.


The Speaker wrote:Intemperate in the sea from the roof, and leg All night, and he knows lots of reads from the unseen good old man of the mountain-DESTRUCTION

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Ashkera
Minister
 
Posts: 2468
Founded: May 14, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ashkera » Sun Sep 18, 2016 8:54 am

The Great Devourer of All wrote:So, um, how is it possible that this thread is simultaneously showing up on both the first and second pages of my forum dossier?

Because it's just that awesome.

Or maybe the list was updated after you viewed it and before you clicked the button.
第五大黒森帝国 - Factbook: The Fifth Empire of Ashkera
[2018/2030] (factbook updated 18.04.29)
A secretive Dominant-Party Technocracy located in the southwest of the Pacific Ocean
Practice. Virtue. Harmony. Prosperity.
Subsidiaries of the arms industry produce nuclear-powered yachts for billionaires. "VR Mech Combat Drama" is a new sport scored by a combination of skill and acting ability. A word meaning "the state of not knowing any martial art" is a grave insult.

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The Great Devourer of All
Minister
 
Posts: 2946
Founded: Dec 26, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Great Devourer of All » Sun Sep 18, 2016 8:55 am

Ashkera wrote:
The Great Devourer of All wrote:So, um, how is it possible that this thread is simultaneously showing up on both the first and second pages of my forum dossier?

Because it's just that awesome.

Or maybe the list was updated after you viewed it and before you clicked the button.


Nah, I checked multiple times.
Last edited by the Devourer 9.98 billion years ago


Pro: Jellyfish

Anti: Heretics



Yymea wrote:We would definitely be scared of what is probably the most scary nation on NS :p


Multiversal Venn-Copard wrote:Actually fairly threatening by our standards. And this time we really mean "threatening". As in, "we'll actually need to escalate significantly to match their fleets."


Valkalan wrote:10/10 Profoundly evil. Some nations conqueror others for wealth and prestige, but the Devourer consumes civilization like a cancer consuming an unfortunate host.


The Speaker wrote:Intemperate in the sea from the roof, and leg All night, and he knows lots of reads from the unseen good old man of the mountain-DESTRUCTION

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Neonymphonia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 386
Founded: Feb 26, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Neonymphonia » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:52 am

The Great Devourer of All wrote:
Ashkera wrote:Because it's just that awesome.

Or maybe the list was updated after you viewed it and before you clicked the button.


Nah, I checked multiple times.


The View your posts carousel has been broken for me in a similar fashion for a few weeks now.
Liked my factbook before? Well, then check out just how much better the new one is.

Proud member of Novaluna One, and proud partner-in-crime with Vistora


Haja-Mishu wrote:“She’s a real life sex wizard”

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Cyberex
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 103
Founded: Aug 22, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Cyberex » Fri Sep 23, 2016 2:09 pm

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Membership Application for the League of Mechanocracies

National Information

Nation Name:
Government Type:AI enhanced Democracy
Economical System:AI enhanced free market
State Ideology:Centrist Transhumanist
Tech Level:FT
Individual(s) that exercises control and leadership:Natreriis AI
Capital City/Seat of Power:Cyberex
Home Planet/equivalent:Cyberex Prime
Majority Species:Cyberexians
Other Species:
What are machines usually regarded as in your nation?Sentient and supersentient AI systems are viewed as any citizen in the Dominion

Economical Information

Individual(s) exercising control over Economy:Zoe AI
Currency or Equivalent:Bit
National GDP or equivalent:
Major exports:Cybernetic augmentations. AI software and hardware components, nanotechnological components.
Major imports:Raw ressources

Military Information

Individual(s) exercising control over Military:
Active Military Individuals: 120 million
Reserve Military Individuals: 30 million
Favourite tactic:Surgical perfectly coordinated strikes
Favourite war machine:MetaRev
Able to operate overseas/out of borders?Yes

Membership Information

Membership in other alliances:
Do machines have full rights in your nation? Please explain.Yes, all sentient and supersentient robotic or AI systems are citizens
Reason for joining the LoM:To meet others like us
Are you willing to abide by, as well as agreeing with, the LoM Pancasila as well as the Rules?Yes
Any notes:

OOC Information

How active are you in RPs?
Can your nation actively participate in LoM activities?Mildy, depends on time and date.
Supply at least 1 RP example:
1. viewtopic.php?f=5&t=389428&p=29948055#p29948055
2.
3.
Any questions whether IC or OOC?
#mechanocraciesrule
For finding apps, do NOT remove.[/box]

Cyborgs and Sentient Machines brought me here!
The Collective of Cyberex
"A civilization composed of billions of networked assimilated cybernetic individuals. The Collective watches ominously over The Federal Union of Planets and it's neighbors. In the hopes of adding them to it's collective one day.


Does not use NS stats

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Victoriala II
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Posts: 1814
Founded: Jul 30, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Victoriala II » Fri Sep 23, 2016 6:05 pm

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Maljaratas wrote:Agree with Giga. Why exactly?

its fun

the irony has value

Ur mom has value
And may the flame that burns inside us burn everything around us.
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The Great Devourer of All
Minister
 
Posts: 2946
Founded: Dec 26, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Great Devourer of All » Fri Sep 23, 2016 6:15 pm

Victoriala II wrote:
Yugoslav Memes wrote:its fun

the irony has value

Ur mom has value


not really
Last edited by the Devourer 9.98 billion years ago


Pro: Jellyfish

Anti: Heretics



Yymea wrote:We would definitely be scared of what is probably the most scary nation on NS :p


Multiversal Venn-Copard wrote:Actually fairly threatening by our standards. And this time we really mean "threatening". As in, "we'll actually need to escalate significantly to match their fleets."


Valkalan wrote:10/10 Profoundly evil. Some nations conqueror others for wealth and prestige, but the Devourer consumes civilization like a cancer consuming an unfortunate host.


The Speaker wrote:Intemperate in the sea from the roof, and leg All night, and he knows lots of reads from the unseen good old man of the mountain-DESTRUCTION

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