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GULAG Survivors
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Founded: Feb 17, 2010
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Postby GULAG Survivors » Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:59 am

"Gavril! Gavril Ardalionovitch! Come quickly!" exclaimed the Tsaritsa.

"What is it, my dear? What is it?" inquired the Tsar, as he sprinted to the Tsaritsa's bedchamber.

"It's Aloysius," the Tsaritsa sobbed, "he's...he's...he's not moving, I think he's dead..."

The Tsar was moved. His wife's pet rabbit had been her companion ever since their children were grown, filling the void and giving her an outlet for her maternal instincts. He instantly recognized that if he did not do something quickly, his wife would be come sullen and depressed. A loving husband, that was the last thing he wanted.

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Person012345
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Founded: Feb 16, 2010
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Postby Person012345 » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:05 am

Here in Person012345 we have a quality selection of hares for sale. Our high care standards make our hares some of the best in the region. If you are thinking of buying a new one do drop by to see us.

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Nexus Corp
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Founded: Feb 07, 2010
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Postby Nexus Corp » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:08 am

Having experienced the pitfalls of owning a real animal, your highness must surely appreciate the benefits of a biorobotic pet from Nexus Corp. We would like to extend the offer of a gift to the tsaritsa of any creature in our current range. We will also include a diamond level lifetime service contract.
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