The Coalition of Thermonuclear Warfare Supporters V2
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 3:20 pmThe Coalition of Thermonuclear Warfare Supporters!
''Both deadly and freaking awesome''
Our Last Thread
''Both deadly and freaking awesome''
Our Last Thread
Since the last thread of the Coalition of Thermonuclear Warfare Supporters had suffered from a severe lack of activity and was only inhabited by a handful of members, we have chosen to ‘revive’ the coalition through the use of a new thread. Therefor I present to all of you: the official thread for the Coalition of Thermonuclear Warfare Supporters! That is right ladies and gentlemen. You now are no longer alone in your excessive use and endorsement of nuclear and thermonuclear weapons. Now there is in fact an entire coalition of thermonuclear fanatics dedicated to the use of those marvellous pieces of radioactive engineering and debating the positive usage of them.
Whether you are a veteran member having been around since the last Thermonuclear Warfare thread, a new nation willing to join, or simply a passerby interested in the benefits of thermonuclear warfare, we encourage anyone to post a comment on their favourite type of nuclear weapon and to debate the positive usage of those same weapons. What nuclear bombs do you prefer? And in what way do you prefer to use them? Please make sure to let us known! Please do not forget to debate the positive use of our beloved thermonuclear weapons.
The Benefits of Thermonuclear Warfare!1. Nothing says a clean slate like an empty land devoid of its previous inhabitants through the use of nuclear goodies!
2. Overpopulation? No problem! Thermonuclear weapons are a perfect tool of population control!
3. Having issues with global warming? Well, thermonuclear weapons can most certainly fix this. The fallout is theorized to reverse global warming!
4. Being annoyed by those pesky upstart nations in your region? Now you can obliterate them in a flash!
5. No more noise pollution from either cars or factories! Neither are there annoying subjects anymore.
6. Many are taught that sharing is good. What is a better way to share than to give everybody a fine display of your very own nuclear arsenal?
7. For those religious people worried about being damned to hell for the sin of exploding everything? Well, a nuclear blast will literally burn away the worlds sins! Oh yeah!!!
8. Large, radioactive mushroom clouds are very pretty!
The Pledge of Allegiance!
I believe in the Manhattan Project; Maker of the Almighty Bomb.
And in its lead physicist Robert Oppenheimer, the man who became death.
The almighty bomb was created by the United States Army, and directed by General Leslie Groves.
Suffering from a lack of targets, Little Boy was forged for use against the Japanese Empire.
On the third day, Fat Man was detonated in a fiery blaze.
And so the almighty bomb ascended into history, and sits at the right side of the Destroyer of Worlds.
One day it will explode again to irradiate the living and the death, its burning kingdom shall know no boundaries.
I believe in the Fission Bomb.
I believe in the Hydrogen Bomb, the successor of the fiery death.
I believe in the legitimate benefits of nuclear weapons.
I too believe in the actions of population control and its purpose for mankind.
And the inevitable event of thermonuclear war. The Atom.
- Rules
- Even though you can't take this seriously, the forum rules still apply.
- This coalition is open for everyone!
- No trolling, no flaming, etc. Please keep it civil.
Application form!
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[box][list][color=#800000][b]Nation Name:[/b][/color]
[color=#800000][b]Nuclear Preference:[/b][/color]
[color=#800000][b]Nuclear Stockpile:[/b][/color]
[color=#800000][b]Number of Nations Nuked:[/b][/color]
[color=#800000][b]Number of Worlds Nuked:[/b][/color][/list][/box]
An example.
Nation Name: Irav
Nuclear Preference: U is for Uranium, Bombs!
Nuclear Stockpile: 2Much4You
Number of Nations Nuked: Must've lost track of that.
Number of Worlds Nuked: None. So far ...
Copy and Paste this into your Signatures!
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[align=center][url=http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=375530][color=#800000][b]I support Thermonuclear Warfare. Do you?[/b][/color][/url][/align]
