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The Great Devourer of All
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Founded: Dec 26, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Great Devourer of All » Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:58 pm

I added some brand-new, ludicrous jellyfish to my ships factbook. I think you'll find the last one particularly glorious.
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Pro: Jellyfish

Anti: Heretics



Yymea wrote:We would definitely be scared of what is probably the most scary nation on NS :p


Multiversal Venn-Copard wrote:Actually fairly threatening by our standards. And this time we really mean "threatening". As in, "we'll actually need to escalate significantly to match their fleets."


Valkalan wrote:10/10 Profoundly evil. Some nations conqueror others for wealth and prestige, but the Devourer consumes civilization like a cancer consuming an unfortunate host.


The Speaker wrote:Intemperate in the sea from the roof, and leg All night, and he knows lots of reads from the unseen good old man of the mountain-DESTRUCTION

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Vistora
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Founded: May 25, 2015
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Postby Vistora » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:03 pm

The Great Devourer of All wrote:I added some brand-new, ludicrous jellyfish to my ships factbook. I think you'll find the last one particularly glorious.


How long before you evolve from a jellyfish to a Portugese man o' war?

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The Great Devourer of All
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Postby The Great Devourer of All » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:09 pm

Vistora wrote:
The Great Devourer of All wrote:I added some brand-new, ludicrous jellyfish to my ships factbook. I think you'll find the last one particularly glorious.


How long before you evolve from a jellyfish to a Portugese man o' war?


I was actually going to do that soon, but I'm not planning on getting any bigger than the Infinity-Class until we activate the Eldritch Brain, so the first wave of 'em is going to be just moderately large (at least as giant jellyfish go).
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Pro: Jellyfish

Anti: Heretics



Yymea wrote:We would definitely be scared of what is probably the most scary nation on NS :p


Multiversal Venn-Copard wrote:Actually fairly threatening by our standards. And this time we really mean "threatening". As in, "we'll actually need to escalate significantly to match their fleets."


Valkalan wrote:10/10 Profoundly evil. Some nations conqueror others for wealth and prestige, but the Devourer consumes civilization like a cancer consuming an unfortunate host.


The Speaker wrote:Intemperate in the sea from the roof, and leg All night, and he knows lots of reads from the unseen good old man of the mountain-DESTRUCTION

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Aterria
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Founded: Jan 21, 2016
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Postby Aterria » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:11 pm

I might need to make a ludicriously large structure for the Aterrian Union soon. We need to kill those disgusting jellies!
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Multiversal Venn-Copard
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Founded: Nov 03, 2015
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Postby Multiversal Venn-Copard » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:12 pm

The Great Devourer of All wrote:
Vistora wrote:
How long before you evolve from a jellyfish to a Portugese man o' war?


I was actually going to do that soon, but I'm not planning on getting any bigger than the Infinity-Class until we activate the Eldritch Brain, so the first wave of 'em is going to be just moderately large (at least as giant jellyfish go).


I'm sorry, I must have misheard. You're actually going to activate that thing?

If the Ravagery goes all Class 14-4 in an RP, I'm going to throw up my hands and "accidentally" pull in Yog-Sothoth.
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"I guess everything really does happen at once sometimes."

The VCMR is likely far less interested in interfering with those below than it used to be.

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Vistora
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Founded: May 25, 2015
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Postby Vistora » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:13 pm

The Great Devourer of All wrote:
Vistora wrote:
How long before you evolve from a jellyfish to a Portugese man o' war?


I was actually going to do that soon, but I'm not planning on getting any bigger than the Infinity-Class until we activate the Eldritch Brain, so the first wave of 'em is going to be just moderately large (at least as giant jellyfish go).


Aha. Pneumatophores are kewl.

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Western Pacific Territories
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Western Pacific Territories » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:16 pm

>long time member
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RIP

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The Great Devourer of All
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Founded: Dec 26, 2015
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Postby The Great Devourer of All » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:16 pm

Aterria wrote:I might need to make a ludicriously large structure for the Aterrian Union soon. We need to kill those disgusting jellies!


Good luck killing a flagship that fits multiple sextillions of universe-volumes within a single third-dimensional cross-section of itself. And this thign exists in hundreds of physical, temporal, and unthinkable dimensions, so destroying is virtually impossible. Not to mention, its shields are literally five hundred thousand universes thick, and most of those universes are totally impassable.
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Pro: Jellyfish

Anti: Heretics



Yymea wrote:We would definitely be scared of what is probably the most scary nation on NS :p


Multiversal Venn-Copard wrote:Actually fairly threatening by our standards. And this time we really mean "threatening". As in, "we'll actually need to escalate significantly to match their fleets."


Valkalan wrote:10/10 Profoundly evil. Some nations conqueror others for wealth and prestige, but the Devourer consumes civilization like a cancer consuming an unfortunate host.


The Speaker wrote:Intemperate in the sea from the roof, and leg All night, and he knows lots of reads from the unseen good old man of the mountain-DESTRUCTION

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Vistora
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Postby Vistora » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:21 pm

The Great Devourer of All wrote:
Aterria wrote:I might need to make a ludicriously large structure for the Aterrian Union soon. We need to kill those disgusting jellies!


Good luck killing a flagship that fits multiple sextillions of universe-volumes within a single third-dimensional cross-section of itself. And this thign exists in hundreds of physical, temporal, and unthinkable dimensions, so destroying is virtually impossible. Not to mention, its shields are literally five hundred thousand universes thick, and most of those universes are totally impassable.


I'm starting to doubt this is what Singy had in mind for content in the new thread. Then again, he relegated both serious and maymtastic conversation to chatrooms, so I don't precisely know what content he expects to remain on this thread. Nevertheless, I don't think this was it...

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Multiversal Venn-Copard
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Multiversal Venn-Copard » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:25 pm

Vistora wrote:
The Great Devourer of All wrote:
Good luck killing a flagship that fits multiple sextillions of universe-volumes within a single third-dimensional cross-section of itself. And this thign exists in hundreds of physical, temporal, and unthinkable dimensions, so destroying is virtually impossible. Not to mention, its shields are literally five hundred thousand universes thick, and most of those universes are totally impassable.


I'm starting to doubt this is what Singy had in mind for content in the new thread. Then again, he relegated both serious and maymtastic conversation to chatrooms, so I don't precisely know what content he expects to remain on this thread. Nevertheless, I don't think this was it...


I'll admit the final jellyfish was my fault. I made the mistake of telling Devourer about that weird old Internet creation "United Superweapon" and its massive numbers of universe-sized undetectable concept-eating fractal spaceships. It was the source for the VCMR's macrohadronic armor, and apparently also for this nightmare.

Thankfully I still have the Proton Guns (which have a slight chance of countering it), plus Yog-Sothoth if the Ravagery becomes an existential threat.
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"I guess everything really does happen at once sometimes."

The VCMR is likely far less interested in interfering with those below than it used to be.

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Ashkera
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Founded: May 14, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Ashkera » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:28 pm

The Great Devourer of All wrote:
Aterria wrote:I might need to make a ludicriously large structure for the Aterrian Union soon. We need to kill those disgusting jellies!


Good luck killing a flagship that fits multiple sextillions of universe-volumes within a single third-dimensional cross-section of itself. And this thign exists in hundreds of physical, temporal, and unthinkable dimensions, so destroying is virtually impossible. Not to mention, its shields are literally five hundred thousand universes thick, and most of those universes are totally impassable.

Sublime Peace.

Anyhow, this is why for the Vistora scale (or whatever it gets named), I think late FT and FFT should be declared out of scope. There's just no point, since any FFT will just declare "I have the highest number on this scale". As such, they should all be lumped into one category.
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Imperial Nalydya
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Founded: Jun 11, 2012
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Postby Imperial Nalydya » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:36 pm

The Great Devourer of All wrote:
Aterria wrote:I might need to make a ludicriously large structure for the Aterrian Union soon. We need to kill those disgusting jellies!


Good luck killing a flagship that fits multiple sextillions of universe-volumes within a single third-dimensional cross-section of itself. And this thign exists in hundreds of physical, temporal, and unthinkable dimensions, so destroying is virtually impossible. Not to mention, its shields are literally five hundred thousand universes thick, and most of those universes are totally impassable.


Should be trivial. Remove the connection between the myriad dimensions and verses and then reinforce reality. Watch it then collapse under itself.
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Calamity Tiger
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Founded: Feb 19, 2016
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Postby Calamity Tiger » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:37 pm

Western Pacific Territories wrote:>long time member
>don't get featured on list
RIP


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Calamity Tiger
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Postby Calamity Tiger » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:40 pm

The Great Devourer of All wrote:I added some brand-new, ludicrous jellyfish to my ships factbook. I think you'll find the last one particularly glorious.


U no add this sh*t?

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Vistora
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Founded: May 25, 2015
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Postby Vistora » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:43 pm

Ashkera wrote:
The Great Devourer of All wrote:
Good luck killing a flagship that fits multiple sextillions of universe-volumes within a single third-dimensional cross-section of itself. And this thign exists in hundreds of physical, temporal, and unthinkable dimensions, so destroying is virtually impossible. Not to mention, its shields are literally five hundred thousand universes thick, and most of those universes are totally impassable.

Sublime Peace.

Anyhow, this is why for the Vistora scale (or whatever it gets named), I think late FT and FFT should be declared out of scope. There's just no point, since any FFT will just declare "I have the highest number on this scale". As such, they should all be lumped into one category.


I concur, though exclusion of those levels will simply result naturally from a lack of understanding.

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Cumberlanda
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Postby Cumberlanda » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:52 pm

The Great Devourer of All wrote:
Aterria wrote:I might need to make a ludicriously large structure for the Aterrian Union soon. We need to kill those disgusting jellies!


Good luck killing a flagship that fits multiple sextillions of universe-volumes within a single third-dimensional cross-section of itself. And this thign exists in hundreds of physical, temporal, and unthinkable dimensions, so destroying is virtually impossible. Not to mention, its shields are literally five hundred thousand universes thick, and most of those universes are totally impassable.


Pissing on jellyfish always seems to work.

We just need 300 million universes full of piss and your jellyfish is fucked.
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Gigaverse
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gigaverse » Sun Feb 21, 2016 10:05 pm

Cumberlanda wrote:
The Great Devourer of All wrote:
Good luck killing a flagship that fits multiple sextillions of universe-volumes within a single third-dimensional cross-section of itself. And this thign exists in hundreds of physical, temporal, and unthinkable dimensions, so destroying is virtually impossible. Not to mention, its shields are literally five hundred thousand universes thick, and most of those universes are totally impassable.


Pissing on jellyfish always seems to work.

We just need 300 million universes full of piss and your jellyfish is fucked.

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Novum Alexandria
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Postby Novum Alexandria » Sun Feb 21, 2016 10:09 pm

Cumberlanda wrote:
The Great Devourer of All wrote:
Good luck killing a flagship that fits multiple sextillions of universe-volumes within a single third-dimensional cross-section of itself. And this thign exists in hundreds of physical, temporal, and unthinkable dimensions, so destroying is virtually impossible. Not to mention, its shields are literally five hundred thousand universes thick, and most of those universes are totally impassable.


Pissing on jellyfish always seems to work.

We just need 300 million universes full of piss and your jellyfish is fucked.

It's times like this when I take solace in the fact that my only truly multiversal puppet is a glorified city-state on the moon. I mean, still as OP as the Devourer or whatever, but more because of copious amounts of Just As Planned.

Vistora wrote:I'm starting to doubt this is what Singy had in mind for content in the new thread. Then again, he relegated both serious and maymtastic conversation to chatrooms, so I don't precisely know what content he expects to remain on this thread. Nevertheless, I don't think this was it...

The OP led me to the assumption he just wanted less maymays.
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Vistora
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Postby Vistora » Sun Feb 21, 2016 10:14 pm

Novum Alexandria wrote:The OP led me to the assumption he just wanted less maymays.


That much I can understand, but he also cited the genuinely serious and scientific discussion about acids (not the drug) between Exobrit and I as something to take elsewhere, and created the Chatzy for serious stuff apparently not belonging on the LoM thread.

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Sekronus
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Postby Sekronus » Sun Feb 21, 2016 10:56 pm

Reaffirming my membership.
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Aeiouia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Aeiouia » Sun Feb 21, 2016 11:13 pm

The Great Devourer of All wrote:I added some brand-new, ludicrous jellyfish to my ships factbook. I think you'll find the last one particularly glorious.


I wonder when you will finally reveal the presence of your Epitome-Of-Entropy-Class Multiverse Annihilator.
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Singaporean Transhumans
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Founded: Dec 31, 2014
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Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Mon Feb 22, 2016 1:17 am

Calamity Tiger wrote:
The Great Devourer of All wrote:I added some brand-new, ludicrous jellyfish to my ships factbook. I think you'll find the last one particularly glorious.


U no add this sh*t?

Image

Or the fried egg jellyfish

Oh wait that is the egg
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Singaporean Transhumans
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Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Mon Feb 22, 2016 1:17 am

Western Pacific Territories wrote:>long time member
>don't get featured on list
RIP

I'll list you in 'Constructive Inputers' instead if you don't mind
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Oneesans Unitatem
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Postby Oneesans Unitatem » Mon Feb 22, 2016 1:24 am

Calamity Tiger wrote:
The Great Devourer of All wrote:I added some brand-new, ludicrous jellyfish to my ships factbook. I think you'll find the last one particularly glorious.


U no add this sh*t?

Image


Multiversal Diver (as seen in background) - has a maximum thickness of MAX_INT, a volume of INTEGER_OVERFLOW_ERROR universes and is equipped with the Metaversal Harpoon, capable of [WARNING: COGNITOHAZARD SUPPRESSED]. Despite this, Multiversal Diver is rumored to be a pretty chill guy.
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Multiversal Divers
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Postby Multiversal Divers » Mon Feb 22, 2016 1:35 am

Oneesans Unitatem wrote:
Calamity Tiger wrote:
U no add this sh*t?

Image


Multiversal Diver (as seen in background) - has a maximum thickness of MAX_INT, a volume of INTEGER_OVERFLOW_ERROR universes and is equipped with the Metaversal Harpoon, capable of [WARNING: COGNITOHAZARD SUPPRESSED]. Despite this, Multiversal Diver is rumored to be a pretty chill guy.

Done.
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