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Doom Legions wrote:

Harmonic Empire wrote:Holy Question of all time

Is Tech-Priest gay?

Tech priest is asexual.

I thought he is gay.

Harmonic Empire wrote:

Doom Legions wrote:Tech priest is asexual.

I thought he is gay.

Nah mang, he fucks toasters, if anything. That's neither gay nor straight, at least in my book.

And in the ADL, my book is LAW!

Doom Legions wrote:

Harmonic Empire wrote:
I thought he is gay.

Nah mang, he fucks toasters, if anything. That's neither gay nor straight, at least in my book.

And in the ADL, my book is LAW!

I heard he got the latest gaming gadget

Lets update this silly nation.. gonna use Harmonic Empire factbook formats,

I finally found the password for this old geezer! Turns out it was the same as my official school student e-mail password. Well, that's what I get for getting different passwords for almost everything.

I'm still a member though, right?

Terra Britania wrote:I finally found the password for this old geezer! Turns out it was the same as my official school student e-mail password. Well, that's what I get for getting different passwords for almost everything.

I'm still a member though, right?

Naturally. I never removed the name from the list.

I know I am 1.5 years late, but I would like to join

The Empire of ASMRLAND
80 Million
Hereditary Dictatorship
337000000000 LIL JESUSES
PT, PMT, & we are developing FT
102000000002 LIL JESUSES

You're not late, we never stopped recruiting.
PMT, FT etc are tech levels. FT is Future Tech, PT is Past Tech, MT is Modern Tech, PMT is Post-Modern Tech, there should be plenty of stuff on it in the stickies at RP forums. Which I recommend you check out if you're indeed new.

That said, you're accepted, so like, welcome to the ADL.

Nation's full name:The People's Republic of Zachtrozka
Nations population: 457 million
Government style: Single Party Communist Dictatorship
Military budget: 5 Trillion Marks
Military tech level: MT
Police budget: 5 Trillion Marks

All good here, accepted. Welcome to the League.

Nation's full name: The Nomadic Legion of Cruciland.
Nations population: Roughly 500 million to 5 billion.
Government style: Clerical fascism.
Military budget: Irrelevant.
Military tech level (MT,PMT,FT etc): Default is FT/FFT. Can also RP as MT and PMT.
Police budget: See military budget.
other notes: N/A.

Could you elaborate as to why your budgets are 'irrelevant', and how would your pop fluctuate between 500kk and 5 billion? That's a very large difference.

Nation's full name: The [People's] Commonwealth of West Violénce.
Nations population: 42.71 Million.
Government style: Quasi-Feudal Semi-Authoritarian Federal Oligarchy.
Military budget: 44,500,000 ₽apayas
Military tech level (MT,PMT,FT etc): MT
Police budget: 34,250,000 ₽apayas
Additional Notes: Come try our lovely papaya gruel!

EDIT: A word

All good, accepted. I'll pass on those papaya gruel though, sounds more like a torture device than a dish.

Doom Legions wrote:

Cruciland wrote:Nation's full name: The Nomadic Legion of Cruciland.
Nations population: Roughly 500 million to 5 billion.
Government style: Clerical fascism.
Military budget: Irrelevant.
Military tech level (MT,PMT,FT etc): Default is FT/FFT. Can also RP as MT and PMT.
Police budget: See military budget.
other notes: N/A.

Could you elaborate as to why your budgets are 'irrelevant', and how would your pop fluctuate between 500kk and 5 billion? That's a very large difference.

Well to answer your question, our military budget is "irrelevant" because we are a post-scarcity society, and consequently can throw money at the military as fast as our production systems can produce military assets. Our police budget is "irrelevant" because the military is the police, and therefore is in the same situation.

As for population? Cruciland has been fluctuating between 500m and 5b due to a combination of rapid fecundity and war-related depopulation. Reproductive technologies (ie. modifying ourselves into an r-selected species with extremely low infant/child mortality rates) and breeding programs can bring us up to about 5 billion, but by then some cataclysmic war or genocide launched by a hostile aggressor (most often a collective of eldritch abominations) forces us to withdraw somewhere (relatively) safe and replenish our numbers again. Fortunately, the strongest and highest-ranked among us almost always survive these depopulation events, as they tend to be far harder to exterminate...

It's a vicious cycle.

Cruciland wrote:

Doom Legions wrote:

Could you elaborate as to why your budgets are 'irrelevant', and how would your pop fluctuate between 500kk and 5 billion? That's a very large difference.

Well to answer your question, our military budget is "irrelevant" because we are a post-scarcity society, and consequently can throw money at the military as fast as our production systems can produce military assets. Our police budget is "irrelevant" because the military is the police, and therefore is in the same situation.

As for population? Cruciland has been fluctuating between 500m and 5b due to a combination of rapid fecundity and war-related depopulation. Reproductive technologies (ie. modifying ourselves into an r-selected species with extremely low infant/child mortality rates) and breeding programs can bring us up to about 5 billion, but by then some cataclysmic war or genocide launched by a hostile aggressor (most often an eldritch abomination) forces us to withdraw somewhere (relatively) safe and replenish our numbers again. Fortunately, the strongest and highest-ranked among us almost always survive these depopulation events, as they tend to be far harder to exterminate...

It's a vicious cycle.

Well that seems rather depressing..
Either way though, you're accepted, so welcome to the ADL.

Doom Legions wrote:

Cruciland wrote:Well to answer your question, our military budget is "irrelevant" because we are a post-scarcity society, and consequently can throw money at the military as fast as our production systems can produce military assets. Our police budget is "irrelevant" because the military is the police, and therefore is in the same situation.

As for population? Cruciland has been fluctuating between 500m and 5b due to a combination of rapid fecundity and war-related depopulation. Reproductive technologies (ie. modifying ourselves into an r-selected species with extremely low infant/child mortality rates) and breeding programs can bring us up to about 5 billion, but by then some cataclysmic war or genocide launched by a hostile aggressor (most often a collective of eldritch abominations) forces us to withdraw somewhere (relatively) safe and replenish our numbers again. Fortunately, the strongest and highest-ranked among us almost always survive these depopulation events, as they tend to be far harder to exterminate...

It's a vicious cycle.

Well that seems rather depressing..
Either way though, you're accepted, so welcome to the ADL.

Hooray! Let us work wonders against this decadent system together...

Nation's full name: The Holy Dictatorship of Ilha das Tempestades
Nations population: 207.7 million (RP) 2.68 billion (NS)
Government style: Junta
Military budget: Officially Zero but I can start investing if it's needed
Military tech level (MT,PMT,FT etc): Bare bones MT
Police budget: $9.7 Billion
other notes: I basically RP a close equivalent of a third-world dictatorship but I also don't go stirring up trouble that would make me many enemies so I won't need the alliance as a shield.

Sorry for the late reply, I was out of the country today.
App checks out, very humble nation you got there, I like that. Accepted, welcome to the ADL!

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I cant wait for Wolfenstein Colossus

Nation's full name: United Socialist States of Belshekistan
Nations population: 160 million
Government style: One-party socialist dictatorship
Military budget: 1,292,480,000 Bilns
Military tech level (MT,PMT,FT etc): mid-PMT
Police budget: 1,090,530,000 Blins
other notes: Budget numbers and military tech level based on NS stats. Blins are my national currency. I am currently ranked in the top 4% of the world for most authoritarian. Cheeki breeki.

Do I detect a fellow appreciant of the Shashlik King?

Either way, accepted. Welcome to the ADL.

you do indeed detect a fellow appreciant of the shashlik king.

Nation's full name: The Void Dimension of Netherspace
Nations population: 4,000 (Estimated)
Government style: Military dictatorship
Military budget: Budgets are for mortals, we just throw a bunch of demons at our enemies!
Military tech level (MT,PMT,FT etc): FT/FanT
Police budget: Read the thing for military budget.
other notes: We are basically hell.

Ah, a nation with a great deal of similarities to my own! How joyous of you to join us.
Accepted, welcome to the League!