
Article from the New Alexandrian Courante online version; 20th November, 2015, Assorted Ausitorian Standard Time
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Three weeks to go, and the polls predict an incredibly tight result. Will the Liberals hold on to their majority to govern over the Federation? Will they be forced to choose between coalition and minority government? What if no government can be formed?
In perhaps the most exciting election since the War of the Protectorates nearly three decades ago, three major parties and innumerable smaller parties shall compete for seats in the Commons and Assembly in the Federation’s first election, carried out under first past the post.
In addition, for the first time ever, there will be elections for a hundred seats in the Lords and Senate International Congress, carried out under proportional representation, an open vote by any free citizens from around the world*. (Only parties with a seat in the Commons and Assembly can run in the International Congress, with a few special exceptions already granted to prominent national parties in close allies).
In case you've been living in a hole somewhere (seriously, who hasn't noticed the ridiculous dress sense of Ausitorian Liberals?) here, in order of their current seats, is a summary of the parties and their positions:
Major Parties:
Coalition of Liberal Free Traders
A ‘pragmatic’ party ‘of freedom and tolerance’, ruled by their ‘quest for ever greater prosperity’, usually by diversity and trade, the Liberals have historically dominated elections in the Home Realms and in the Panian Confederacy, and are in coalition with a number of local conservative parties throughout the United Realms and Borethnia. They have been widely accused of being ‘neo-imperialist’, ‘unprincipled’, ‘power-hungry’, and 'incomprehensible'.
Leader
Sir Henry Taylor, BA (Econ), shot to stardom when made a relatively junior Minister for the United Realms by the current Prime Minister Sir Charles Perques, in charge of an expanding brief that rapidly grew to cover three billion people before federalization. A 'masterfully inactive' moderate with constant support from the powerful Foreign Secretary and Deputy Prime Minister, he was elected by his party to run as leader for the election, and is expected to be the next Prime Minister, even if the Liberals loose a majority – unless coalition negotiations and minority government fails.
Foreign and Military Policy
In the last parliament, the Liberal Coalition has presided over the expansion of the Aestorian Empire, the creation of the Federation, and more wars than the thirty years beforehand. Their foreign interventionism finally came unstuck over the Wagwater crisis, and they have reigned in their policy and outspoken Foreign Minister, the Turqoise Prince Kazpia, by adopting multilateralism. However their foreign policy has been criticized as ‘neo-imperialist’.
Economic Policy
The liberal party have been widely commended by economists for achieving significant development of the former colonies and high economic returns with an eye on the environment, and health, achieving c. 3% GDP growth per annum across the Commonwealth and lifting hundreds of millions of people out of poverty, providing Ausitoria with much needed cheaper unit labour costs and a significant industrial base for international shocks. However their high budget spending – 62.4% of GDP – has been criticized as ‘absurdly unfair on hard workers’, especially in comparison with international standards, despite direct government spending being less than half that, with most of the budget allocated to pensions or private spending allowances in Education, Health, and Social Welfare.
The Liberal Party is a strong supporter of education, scientific research, city growth, public transport, international trade and liquidity, and the pragmatic use of big data and privatization to increase efficiency. However they have been widely criticized for the effect of foreign crises on dampening consumer and investor confidence.
In addition the Liberal Party has been have been criticized for presiding over the deindustrialization in the wake of the annexation of Bvordxa, leading to riots, terrorist attacks, and finally a path to independence negotiated earlier this year, at an expense to the Imperial Commonwealth of $12 trillion in aid over the coming decade.
Social Policy
The Liberal Coalition’s social policy, with a package of gay marriage, legalized prostitution, well-enforced transgender rights, minimal drug regulation, light pornography regulation, strongly-enforced anti-racism legislation, easy immigration, and staggered ages of consent as standard in all areas of the Commonwealth, has raised eyebrows in more traditional parts of the federation, and been widely criticized as ‘an attack on social decency and family values’. It has been considered a contributory factor to Bvordxa’s struggle for independence. However the Liberal party has defended its liberal stances on the grounds of ‘freeing creative innovation’.
Social Labour Coalition
A ‘principled’ party ‘of equality’, desiring ‘fairness for all’ with better-distributed spending, the labour party is a major force throughout the realms. Currently the second largest party, the Social Labour party are in coalition with a number of centre-left supporters. They have been widely accused of being ‘unrealistic’, ‘naïve’, and ‘bankrupters’.
Leader
Fionna Thomason, BPhS (Statistics), rose to prominence as Shadow Secretary for Foreign Affairs formulating the Social Labour Party’s stance on interventionism and Bvordxa, arguing for a more cautious approach to foreign policy, and coming to be seen as being one step ahead of the government. Originally on the moderate wing of her party, she moved to the 'mad left' to win the primary when the previous party leader resigned for health reasons. She is expected to be open to the idea of cutting a deal with the Liberal Party, although she has said she would prefer another election first.
Foreign and Military Policy
In light of the ‘imperialist fiasco’, the Social Labour party desires a change to a non-interventionist foreign policy to focus on international collaboration spreading equality and development and addressing world issues such as climate changes. The Social Labour party desires an immediate reduction in military spending to provide money for improving healthcare faster in less well supplied areas. They have been criticized for ‘wilful ignorance of the dangerous world’.
Socio-economic Policy
The Social Labour Coalition is strongly against the current formula whereby government spending in areas is half weighted by local purchasing power parity and a quarter weighted by revenue as standard, and the current formula of weighting government pay and minimum wage ($11,231 per year) by local purchasing power parity, citing it as ‘an affront to equality and fairness’ and ‘a sign that the government has no intention to speed the increase in living standards in marginalized communities’. They also wish to reign in privatization ‘experiments’ by re-nationalizing or closely monitoring and regulating ‘essential and national services’ such as beaches, hospitals, schools, and banks.
They have been criticized for ‘budgets which don’t add up and hidden assumptions of tax rises’, and ‘a fundamental inability to understand the processes of individual innovation, putting millions of private sector jobs at risk’. However they have stated they would not bring in further taxes on the poorest half of the population, and that ‘the private sector has no accountability’.
On other social issues, the Social Labour party has supported the Liberals on the grounds of ‘equal rights’, although some members have taken issue with low ages of consent and the thriving ‘immoral’ industries.
Conservative Federalist Coalition
A ‘principled’ party ‘of common sense’, desiring ‘local undivided societies’ with less immigration and lower taxes, there have always been conservatives throughout the realms. Currently the third largest party, the Conservative Federalists are in coalition with a number of rightist supporters. They have been widely accused of being ‘isolationist’, ‘little-minders’, and ‘closet racists’.
Leader:
Sir Adolphus Fitzamber, BA (Government), rose to prominence by 'sinisterly ousting' the former party leader to turn libertarianism into the party focus, instead of blind anti-immigration policies, and subsequently developed the party’s regionalist credentials before swinging back to the centre ground in the wake of the federalization and social strains imposed. He is relatively sanguine about the Party’s prospects at the 2020 general election ‘if the current liberal government goes on for another five years’.
Foreign and Military Policy
In light of the ‘Interventionist fiasco’, the Conservative Federalist party desires a change to a non-interventionist foreign policy to focus on defending Aestorian borders and the concept of national sovereignty. They also desire that military spending be largely refocused away from offensive carriers and strike forces towards defensive missile defence and an increase in the reserve army. They have been variously accused of being ‘unimaginatively naïve’ and ‘armchair generals’.
Socio-economic Policy
The Conservative Federalist party desires a shift in government spending away from the centralized state towards local taxes and spending and a looser federation, allowing significant tax cuts in the richer parts of the country and more ‘popular grassroots government’. However they have been accused of ‘desiring the reinstatement of trade barriers and the end of the union’. They also wish to lower corporation taxes on small businesses, loosen regulation of major financial institutions, a move criticized as ‘potentially highly dangerous’, and force the Central Bank to adopt a 2-2.5% inflation target to ‘stop using inflation as a vehicle of social policy’, a plan criticized as ‘a retrograde step to unreal targeting’.
The Conservative Party desires that states be given ‘significant flexibility to set social policies according to local preferences’, a plan criticized as ‘endangering the standard of tolerance’, and defended as ‘a question of moral decency’ and ‘local considerations and empowerment’.
Minor Parties participating globally for the International Congress:
Bvordxan Nationalist Party
The ‘National’ Party ‘of Bvordxa’, currently the fourth largest party, is running for seats in International Congress to ensure that the ‘Ausitorian Imperialists’ stick to their side of the Independence agreement and ‘do not try to bully Bvordxa or any country like it ever again’. They have been widely criticized as ‘a bunch of ungrateful unimaginative xenophobic fruitcake racists and bigots’.
They have confirmed that on all other issues they will vote with the Conservative coalition.
The Liberation Coalition
The ‘Liberation Coalition’, currently the fifth largest party, is running for seats in the International Congress to gain support for their campaigns for greater self-government from ‘Ausitorian Imperialists’ and free and fair independence referenda. They have been widely criticized as ‘irrelevant’, ‘largely unsupported’, ‘pitiful’, ‘insecure’ and ‘a bit silly and pointless’.
They have stated that they will generally align on socio-economic issues with the Conservative coalition.
The Green Party
The International Green Party, a new outfit with no MPs, has received special permission to run for seats in the International Congress. Their aim is to ‘promote good environmental science and closely scrutinize and support the Aestorian Government to that end’. They have been widely criticized as 'still slightly loony and anti-scientific'.
They have confirmed that while they do not object to nuclear power plants in themselves, ‘there are legitimate concerns about waste storage and the carbon footprint involved in nuclear plant construction, and such matters should be addressed as much as possible’. They have also confirmed that while they do not object to GMO in themselves, ‘evidence must be carefully considered to avoid out-of-control breeding effecting wild stocks, and labelling should be used to ensure customer choice’.
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