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Vio Viola (PatterCo Customer Service Rep)
Usr User-in-need
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[13:06] Vio: Good afternoon, this is Viola from PatterCo, how may I be of service?
[13:06] Usr: Ya, allo?
[13:06] Vio: Good afternoon, sir.
[13:06] Usr: Is ye PatterCo?
[13:07] Vio: Yes, sir, this is Viola from PatterCo, how may I help you?
[13:07] Usr: Ya, me got a problem wi de app ye put in me celular.
[13:07] Vio: You have a problem with our smartphone app, sir?
[13:07] Usr: Ya, crect.
[13:07] Vio: Alright, sir, what seems to be the problem?
[13:07] Usr: A'ight, me see des noncement on de internet deckin me gon get a centa cobs i me download ye app on me cel, so me done advance an pressed de button e done show me. When me n'ten ta press de app pas e term de download, me celular term up congelled.
[13:07] Vio: ... Could you please repeat that, sir?
[13:08] Usr: Me deckin ye app done congel me celular when me n'ten ta press e.
[13:08] Vio: ... The app did what, now?
[13:08] Usr: Congelled.
[13:08] Vio: ... Are you saying your phone is frozen, sir?
[13:08] Usr: Ya, das wha me jus deck te ye.
[13:08] Vio: Alright, then... So you believe the PatterCo app may have caused your phone to hang?
[13:08] Usr: Ya, crect.
[13:08] Vio: I see, I see... Give me a moment.
[13:08] Usr: Bien.
[brief silence]
[13:09] Vio: ... Alright, sir, can you tell me what model phone is having this issue?
[13:09] Usr: Kodo.
[13:09] Vio: Which Kodo, sir?
[13:09] Usr: Kodo Instant.
[13:09] Vio: Okay, then... Can you tell me where you downloaded the app from?
[13:09] Usr: Me got e per de '100% Free Downloads' website.
[13:09] Vio: ... Can you repeat that?
[13:09] Usr: '100% Free Downloads'.
[13:10] Vio: ... You didn't get the app from the official store, sir?
[13:10] Usr: Whot "official store"?
[13:10] Vio: Errm... Hold on a moment.
[brief silence]
[13:10] Vio: ... Sir, I'm afraid you might not have downloaded the actual PatterCo app.
[13:11] Usr: Whot ye be deckin about? Me clarely done see 'PatterCo' bedown de app logo. Hoe pos e na be de crect one?
[13:11] Vio: Sir, you may have downloaded a malicious app that was disguised as the PatterCo app.
[13:11] Usr: "Disguise"? Whot "disguise"? Me done pos see de app! E done deck 'PatterCo'!
[13:11] Vio: You're mistaken, sir, this app was *pretending* to be the PatterCo app so that it might infect your phone.
[13:11] Usr: Hoe pos an app "pretend" ta be somtin when e done show de nam mos clare bedown de logo!?
[13:11] Vio: Sir-
[13:11] Usr: Whe ye be comin up wi des total nasense!? Whe ye na wanna reg me cel!?
[13:11] Vio: Sir, please, calm down.
[13:12] Usr: Me *am* calm! *Ye* be de one deckin loco nasense!
[13:12] Vio: *Sir*, please calm down and listen to me for a moment.
[brief silence]
[13:12] Usr: Bien, me be lissenin.
[13:12] Vio: Alright.
[13:12] Vio: Sir, you have downloaded an app that illegally uses PatterCo's name to trick users into allowing it to infect their phones.
[13:12] Usr: A'ight, me-
[13:12] Vio: *Please* listen.
[13:12] Vio: Unfortunately, the problem you're facing does not actually involve the official PatterCo app, and it's beyond the scope of my duties to help solve your problem with the infected phone.
[13:13] Usr: Whot? Ye deckin ye na gonna aid ta reg my phone?
[13:13] Vio: Well, what I'd recommend is for you to visit your local phone repair shop and ask if they can look into the problem for you. They'll likely be far more capable of solving your problem than someone in my role.
[13:13] Usr: ... Hmph. Be'r ha expected client service be wormin dey way off o des.
[13:13] Usr: ... Pos me at least claim me centa-cob compense per ye?
[13:13] Vio: Sir, PatterCo has not, and has never, given monetary rewards to users for downloading the official app.
[13:13] Usr: So de compense also done be "pretend", na?
[13:14] Usr: Whotever, ye migos be human waste. Once me get me cel regged, me gonna chane over ta anoder telco.
[13:14] Vio: Then thank you for calling PatterCo customer service. My name is Viola, and I will be signing off.
[13:14] Usr: Begone.
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[13:06] Vio: Good afternoon, this is Viola from PatterCo, how may I be of service?
[13:06] Usr: Yes, hello?
[13:06] Vio: Good afternoon, sir.
[13:06] Usr: Are you PatterCo?
[13:07] Vio: Yes, sir, this is Viola from PatterCo, how may I help you?
[13:07] Usr: Yeah, I've got a problem with this app you've put on my phone.
[13:07] Vio: You have a problem with our smartphone app, sir?
[13:07] Usr: That's right.
[13:07] Vio: Alright, sir, what seems to be the problem?
[13:07] Usr: Well, I saw this ad on the internet saying I'd get a hundred cobs if I downloaded your app on my phone, so I went ahead and clicked the button it showed me. When I tried to click the app after it finished downloading, my phone ended up freezing.
[13:07] Vio: ... Could you please repeat that, sir?
[13:08] Usr: I'm saying your app froze my phone when I tried to click on it.
[13:08] Vio: ... The app did what, now?
[13:08] Usr: Froze it.
[13:08] Vio: ... Are you saying your phone is frozen, sir?
[13:08] Usr: Yes, that's what I just said.
[13:08] Vio: Alright, then... So you believe the PatterCo app may have caused your phone to hang?
[13:08] Usr: That's right.
[13:08] Vio: I see, I see... Give me a moment.
[13:08] Usr: Okay.
[brief silence]
[13:09] Vio: ... Alright, sir, can you tell me what model phone is having this issue?
[13:09] Usr: Kodo.
[13:09] Vio: Which Kodo, sir?
[13:09] Usr: Kodo Instant.
[13:09] Vio: Okay, then... Can you tell me where you downloaded the app from?
[13:09] Usr: I got it from the '100% Free Downloads' website.
[13:09] Vio: ... Can you repeat that?
[13:09] Usr: '100% Free Downloads'.
[13:10] Vio: ... You didn't get the app from the official store, sir?
[13:10] Usr: What "official store"?
[13:10] Vio: Errm... Hold on a moment.
[brief silence]
[13:10] Vio: ... Sir, I'm afraid you might not have downloaded the actual PatterCo app.
[13:11] Usr: What are you talking about? I clearly saw 'PatterCo' under the app logo. How can it not be the right one?
[13:11] Vio: Sir, you may have downloaded a malicious app that was disguised as the PatterCo app.
[13:11] Usr: "Disguise"? What "disguise"? I could see the app! It said 'PatterCo'!
[13:11] Vio: You're mistaken, sir, this app was *pretending* to be the PatterCo app so that it might infect your phone.
[13:11] Usr: How can an app "pretend" to be something when it showed the name right there under the logo!?
[13:11] Vio: Sir-
[13:11] Usr: Why are you coming up with all this nonsense!? Why don't you want to fix my phone!?
[13:11] Vio: Sir, please, calm down.
[13:12] Usr: I *am* calm! *You* are the one spouting crazy nonsense!
[13:12] Vio: *Sir*, please calm down and listen to me for a moment.
[brief silence]
[13:12] Usr: Okay, I'm listening.
[13:12] Vio: Alright.
[13:12] Vio: Sir, you have downloaded an app that illegally uses PatterCo's name to trick users into allowing it to infect their phones.
[13:12] Usr: Well, I-
[13:12] Vio: *Please* listen.
[13:12] Vio: Unfortunately, the problem you're facing does not actually involve the official PatterCo app, and it's beyond the scope of my duties to help solve your problem with the infected phone.
[13:13] Usr: What? Are you saying you're not going to help fix my phone?
[13:13] Vio: Well, what I'd recommend is for you to visit your local phone repair shop and ask if they can look into the problem for you. They'll likely be far more capable of solving your problem than someone in my role.
[13:13] Usr: ... Hmph. Should have expected customer service were going to worm their way out of this.
[13:13] Usr: ... Can I at least claim my 100-cob reward from you?
[13:13] Vio: Sir, PatterCo has not, and has never, given monetary rewards to users for downloading the official app.
[13:13] Usr: So the reward was also "pretend", was it?
[13:14] Usr: Whatever, you folks are human trash. Once I get my phone fixed, I'm instantly going to switch over to another telco.
[13:14] Vio: Then thank you for calling PatterCo customer service. My name is Viola, and I will be signing off.
[13:14] Usr: Bye.
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by Noronica » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:25 am
Son,
I hope that your education these past few years has been useful to you. I did not have the privilege of having the education that you did, so know that I expect vastly greater achievements than I. I already spoke on this matter in previous communications, so I will leave this message short.
You are needed back in Nolon Trystan. You will have heard of the situation here I am sure, ergo you will know that a certain party is becoming dangerously close to achieving total power in the city. My work is not done, and I do not wish to capitulate. I need competent allies and I hope I might count you as one of them.
I will speak more on this subject when you arrive. I have already given you leave to end your military tour in Charbagnia, and I have arranged for your flight back to the city.
Regards,
Your Father
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