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Mar. 5, 2021

Abalone consumption, conservation, and cultural history

Kien-k’ang • For at least four centuries, abalones were considered a good option for a gift to your host, especially around the new year.

Until 1884, when the abalone diving industry introduced diving suits, the mollusks commanded a serious premium—affordable only to the wealthy, who often ordered these from suppliers months or even years in advance for private consumption and gifting. Abalone were ideal gifts because they were valuable, useful, yet not imposing on the recipient: unlike a painting, an abalone does not need to be framed and displayed. Vulgarity was to be avoided at all costs, and the connotation of the abalone—a precious gem from the hostile depths of the sea—made it a sensually scarce object.

Abalone did not always live in the shallowest waters, and fatalities from asphyxiation were not unknown. Diving was a profession with no apparent gender boundaries, though men typically took care of the commercial aspect of the business.

Coasts rich in abalone changed hands infrequently, and many miles along the coast were held by the so-called “serjeanty”—suppliers who promised a certain number of catches to the royal court in exchange for the right to exploit the rest for profit. Some argue that the serjeanty had a primitive conservatory effect, since the serjeants (right-holders) had to ensure they did not overfish and render next year’s obligations impossible to discharge, which carried a hefty fine or loss of the right. Those in private hands were often guarded jealously, as was knowledge as to abalone’s habitat in a privately-operated fishery.

Receipts from 1854 show that wealthy gentlemen paid upwards of €3 per abalone of the desirable size—that is two weeks’ salary for a factory worker. However, the way the price varied with weight differed from the same today. First r., those over 661 g when dried, was twice as valuable in weight compared to a second r., which was similar to a third r. Fourth r. to sixth r. were worth less than a tenth of the category before, and those under sixth were practically worthless.

This is probably attributed to the gifting practices of the day, when only a first r. was considered an acceptable gift for a new year. The first r. abalone was heavily favoured not only because it was the largest traditional category in the industry, but the way it was used in cuisine.

Before 1880, Sieuxerrian service demanded large plates be laid out and shared between multiple diners; in this tradition, large items can be theatrically separated by skillful servants, and the guests could then help themselves to the portions. A first r. abalone, which came to about 60 oz, could be split into ten or more steaks. Smaller abalone were evidently deemed unfit for this purpose, or at least at the best table, and were more often consumed at servants’ tables at a similarly festive occasion.

When Letnian service became popular around 1890, the association of the shareable abalone had become a staple at new year’s parties in the wealthiest households. Even though the new service style should permit smaller abalone to be served individually, that did not readily occur until the 1910s.

It was also during this time that first r. abalone showed signs of overfishing, causing prices to soar, as they so continue today. In 1857, about one in fifty abalone landed was first r., and fishers wondered why the proportion was so low, even at a virgin fishery.

Thanks to modern research, we know that the average abalone does not reach first r. size regardless of age; instead, growth typically stopped around two-thirds of that size. Even amongst the largest abalone by shell size, those making the magic number were unusually heavy individuals.

19th-century drivers frequently took measuring sticks to ensure that their catches were larger than a certain length, but—alas—length does not guarantee weight. According to statistics on the relationship between shell length and meat weight, the shell of an abalone with a 50% chance of reaching first r. would be in excess of 13 inches—considerably larger than the world record.

While the introduction of diving suits to the industry opened a new section of the ocean to fisheries, the relief in supply was only temporary. Around 1910, gift-grade abalone supply had largely dried up anywhere in Themiclesia. The discharge of industrial waste into rivers, which then emptied into the ocean may also altered the acidity of the water around estuaries, which, as we understand today, adversely affects the potential for maximal growth.

The 19 abalone serjeanties faltered during this period. Ten re-negotiated their leases from the crown, while five were constantly in default.

Nevertheless, one guest at the 1902 new year’s banquet of the royal court recalled that each guest sat at a six-foot long, three-foot deep table and was surrounded by dishes that would feed twenty guests, and one “giant shellfish” per guest. The distinguished place of the abalone was ascertained when noted as the only animal to be served whole; all other things had been cooked and reshaped extensively.

The habits for preparing abalone changed after new recipes appeared in 1898, traced to Menghe. In addition to a strong fish stock based on scallops, dried fish, and shark spines (for gelatinous content), fried and roasted meats found their way into the soup base. Pigs’ trotters replaced shark spine. Previously, a meat base (which existed) was thought inappropriate for seafood. According to contemporaries, the change permitted smaller abalone to acquire the same depth of flavour thought to be exclusive to larger ones.

Because the royal pantry’s records have been recently released for research purposes, we can see that the serjeanties continued to supply abalone to the royal court until 1931, when the coastlines were all sold to private owners, some being the original serjeanty holders. Each holder was required to furnish 20 first r., 100 second r., and 500 third r. to the royal court as of 1900; comparing this to the catch records, about one quarter of the catches—mainly the big ones—went to the royal pantry.

The change in serving habits strongly nudged things in favour of smaller abalone, with tenth- to sixth r. being the most popular around 1910. The new service style encouraged hosts to provide one for each diner. Given the long menus popular of the era, a shareable-size abalone would be too large for a single diner. A tenth r. came out to be about 6 oz, and sixth r. to 10 oz; first, second, and third r. would be about 70, 35, and 23 oz each.

Another, perhaps unintentional, benefit of the small abalone was swiftness of preparation. A fully-dried first r. took upwards of 20 days to rehydrate, and often more to allow water to compromise a large abalone’s tougher muscle fibres, palliating it for the palate. It would need bathing in steam and brine to stave off mildew as it hydrated, and cooking it took another eight to ten days. A tenth r. required three days to acquire enough suppleness for cooking. For a dinner party with a date set in stone for months, the former process was not problematic, but for emerging hotels and dining-rooms that served walk-in customers, the latter was more manageable.

In 1911, the first Dayashinese abalone arrived in Themiclesia, to critical acclaim due to their immensely flavourful and texturally attractive centre. Their introduction instituted a new dimension for the quality of abalone. While dining fashion had hitherto dictated the relative prices of abalone, it was purely on the grounds of size; now, a small abalone could entirely out-value one in a more fashionable size if it had the correct texture.

The consumption of abalone intensified over the 20s and reached a local maximum in 1930, when hardly a single restaurant went without serving something made out of abalone. Merely 50 years ago, it had been the preserve of the wealthy, but now the mollusk was conquering the less haughty market of the working class, for whom eating out for pleasure was no longer an unthinkable luxury.

Ostensibly this change in habits is connected to improving working wages in urban areas, but the abalone and restaurant industry was equally responsible for meeting the demand for the product. The first sub-twentieth r. abalones were commercially harvested around 1880, mostly as substitutes for shellfish, but by 1920 they dominated the landed quantities. A twentieth r. came up to around 3.5 oz, not quite satisfactory, but nothing, other than perhaps presentation, prohibited serving multiples abalone on the same plate.

In public houses of the 20s, abalone was served as a canape, albeit a somewhat pricey one, or as a main course. Descriptions of these products usually turned up with multiple abalone, of uneven size, as a single order. This was then covered in gravy, which could even be a beef gravy and not the reduced braising liquid, which was the canonically-correct way to dress an abalone. There is good reason to doubt the quality of the ingredients used to prepare abalone in some establishments, but it rated as highly as the best cuts of meat according to menu prices: beef steaks were, in fact, a proletarian dish in Themiclesia in the 1920s. The popularity of previously-unmarketable small abalone gave a new lease of life on fisheries that were exhausted of their large abalone.

The commercial viability of small abalone ironically created a race to the bottom. More abalone were being harvested well prior to the maximum or even mature size, which in turn meant that course-size abalone (10 to 6 r.) were now threatened and the gift-size abalone of the 1800s are driven to commercial extinction. It seems mathematics dictated that harvesting a bunch of smaller abalone was more profitable than waiting for a few of them to mature to great size… and most of them to die to predation and disease.

In 1947, the Emperor decided to reward the Yumebito, an alliance of Dayashinese soldiers who took personal action against infiltrators seeking to undermine ethnic relations in war. All 27 of them received a royal-sized chest full of expensive small items and foods, a first r. abalone amongst them. For their part in saving the Emperor’s life, he rewarded them with not only delectable food but a place at his court—now welcome to dine with the Emperor at public meals.

After the war, the vagaries of dining habits again changed the desirability of abalones. While a twelve-course meal would have been nothing unusual at a reputable dining room in 1920, the economies of the war and interruption of fashionable life instigated a new appeal for less formal, regimented meals. The foremost consequence was the reduction of the number of courses, which therefore meant each course had to become larger to satisfy the diner. Thus, the preferred abalone for a main course bumped up from tenth r. to sixth r. and even fifth r.

There was but one problem: Themiclesian abalone production was in freefall after decades of overfishing, which then encouraged importing foreign abalones.
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Feb. 28, 2021

Lja expresses condolences for the Menghean leader’s close friends

Kien-k’ang • “The world has lost one of its great leaders,” the prime minister Lja said at a press conference held at the embassy today. “Representing the Themiclesian government, I come here to deliver our condolences to the His Excellency the Supreme Leader’s friends, who I am sure are bereaved by the late leader’s loss.”

Having attended eleven state funerals before, and four as head of government, the prime minister had made it a habit to use the full titles of the deceased to avoid any controversy abroad, which would be doubly as prickly for events of this nature. Give Choe’s long list of titles, that has not been a difficult task.

However, the irony is not lost on Lja’s home country given his own advanced age, which in the most recent election has become a matter of some controversy. Some of his critics believe he was too elderly for the position, while his supporters have railed that his political experience, position within the party, and demonstrated willingness to take young peoples’ perspectives seriously actually recommend him to it.

The Prime Minister arrived in Menghe on the 25th and did not appear on the following day. On the 27th, he donned a black frock coat with no facings, matte black bow, and a black top hat for the occasion. This garb is ordinary in Themiclesia, but even for an eighty-five year old man, it seemed rather old-fashioned but typical of himself. He is the sole Cabinet minister who consistently wears a top hat in the House of Commons, other members, mainly the older men, wear it for special occasions.

The day the hearse is to leave the place where Choe’s body laid in state, Lja was in an alphabetical procession of head of state or government, followed by the Prime Minister of Tír an Crainn. He walked up to the sarcophagus, removed his hat, and bowed slightly.

After this, he removed to the Themiclesian embassy in Donggyŏng and held a brief press conference, at which reporters asked him about the Government’s policies as they were affected by Choe’s death.

“I don’t think it appropriate, for myself, to answer those questions on the very same day this country has bid farewell to a well-regarded national leader,” Lja replied to a question asking how would the Government’s foreign policy change after Choe’s death. “I think it is the Government’s intention to give full respect to his memory.”

The next question, posed by a journalist from The Globe, was more pointed, asking if the Government would pressure the new Menghean leader to relax restrictions on various civic liberties and permit greater democratic participation in government. Lja replied that it is always the intention of the Themiclesian government to promote democracy and the “universal” understanding of the sanctity of humanity, which includes security from violence and liberty to express.

A third question was asked by The Times of Themiclesia, asking if the Government knew how Menghe would likely change after Choe’s passing.

“I think we all agree that Choe had a central position in the Menghean government, but I cannot say I have more information about the administration’s future than any one of you,” he replied. “My colleague Ben Kjo, as foreign secretary, will be better able to answer your questions. I hope Menghe’s new administration would be led by sound individuals that become of the standards we have learned over the past decades to expect from this state.”

This statement appears to be quite conservative, though the prime minister is known as a conservative orator, eschewing verbal flourishes for salience and warmth. The Government is expected to avoid making provocative comments on the Menghean autocrat’s successor, which would only give ground to extremists that hold that dictatorship to be the silver bullet against foreign influence.
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Mar. 23, 2021

Marines make history by holding out against the Coast Guard for 40 minutes

Kien-k’ang • “Never before has the regiment been so broadly invested into an training and testing effort whose objective is the mutual improvement of capabilities and awareness, and never before has such investment resulted in a more satisfactory result and vindicating experience,” the Captain-general Dr. Margaret Skur said to the press today. “For the first time in ten years, our regiment has held the bastion against the onslaught of Coast Guard assaults until the end of the afternoon.”

“I can imagine Coast Guard people coming up with new jokes about our uniforms now,” Captain Mar-smjuk remarked. “I can picture them, brooding away in their camps.”

The exercise in question was a coastal exercise that pit about a company of marines against the Coast Guard’s defensive network and rapid response measures. This exercise, paralleled with a larger exercise, is annually held between the two forces. Experiences are expected to strengthen both, but the Coast Guard has almost never encountered difficulties wiping the floor with the Marines as their opponents.

This unexpected imbalance has prompted government inquiries and is the basis for many jokes about the two forces, amongst the Internet community that observes the Themiclesian forces.

The press conference today was held at the Imperial Hotel and was followed by a banquet for the entire diplomatic corps, that the Marines could tell the world, “the princes and nations”, about the breakthrough.

One of the reporters, from The Times of Themiclesia, asked the Captain-general if the Marines were only confessing their failures by giving publicity to such a relatively insignificant improvement at an event of disproportionable scale. The Captain-general rebuffed The Times by alleging a right-wing and pro-Coast Guard bias in recent journalism.

“We will not entertain questions from that member of the press,” she said.

International analysts are, however, more focused on the implications of the exercise, whose detailed reports have only been published two weeks ago.

“The Themiclesian Coast Guard’s model for addressing coastal incursions of the kind the Marines were supposed to represent is complex and depends on many environmental factors,” Mr. Lir of the Themiclesian Defence Institute said. “Both forces have made recent improvements to their procedures for acquiring objectives.

“In the last six years, the Marines have been unable to set foot on dry land in this exercise, before the Coast Guard’s units and other measures were activated. Electronic warfare and misdirection employed by the latter have challenged the former to maintain cohesion between different points of attention, with the result that most marines surrendered some distance away from the shore.

“But this year, they have penetrated deeper into the Coast Guard’s envelope and imposed the stress of real decisions on the latter’s commanders, and this includes identifying and occupying a defensible location, exploiting its geography, and securing it against at least one countermeasure. Visually to put it in nutshell, they have successfully forced a crossfire situation.”

“The cheeky geeky nerds have forced our hand this time,” the responsible officer on the Coast Guard end was reported to have said the day after the exercise.

The Coast Guard has resorted to labelling the Marines’ special committee on preparation of this exercise as ‘cheeky geeky nerds’ because all four of its members studied computer science at one time or another, we are told, but it is unknown if the Marines have come up with a similar nickname for the Coast Guard’s special committee.

“It’s just another cross we have to bear, but it is an aspect of the Guard’s odd laddish culture. We couldn’t come up, at the time, with a nickname for our counterparty, as they all had different backgrounds. ‘Heterogeneous grab bag’ didn’t quite sound right.”
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“Red Brick House” offered for $44 million

Kien-k’ang • The proprietors of the Red Brick House, a heritage domicile protected by statute constructed in 1434 and extensively renovated in 1834, has been put on the market for $34 million.

Red Brick House has the prestigious address of NW Tsikw Cm. and was once the town mansion of the Barons of Ran, a successful commercial and political dynasty in the 18th through 20th centuries.

According to its current owners, every brick and piece of stone in the 1834 expansion has been fired and finished for this property in Anglia and shipped on a chartered vessel to Themiclesia, then transported by river barge, to the work site. At least one architectural historian has voiced support for this story, though he admits there is no firm evidence.

“The property that the buyer will enjoy has been modernized according to heritage laws at great expense,” the agent Mr. Klun said to the Real Estate Edition. “When the current owners bought this property in 1993, it was dilapidated and terribly outdated.”

Commandeered by the City in the war, wiring and piping were run through the open space to create a temporary residence for hundreds. After the war, the then owners complained that the City had made unauthorized alterations that seriously damaged the property, but compensation was never forthcoming. With the money they received, they renovated a four-room section of the house and bricked off—not intended—the rest.

When the current owners happened upon the property, they bought it for $1,560,000 and spent much more to restore the house, an effort that the agent said was strenuous even for an affluent couple.

“The care of the house has consumed much of the proprietors’ time, but they are seeking a different lifestyle after their children have moved overseas.”

Red Brick House currently comprises of a family wing, guest wing, servant wing, and three cottages. Aside from the last, there are 17 bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, 4 halls, 5 living rooms, 2 libraries, 3 studies, a ballroom, a dining room, 2 kitchens, and 30 other rooms. There is a state apartment with six rooms that faces the “best side” of the 7 acres of land that comes with the property.

The original, medieval parts of the complex, consisting of a hall and peristyle, have been reconfigured as a reception and storage rooms. The living spaces in the Red Brick House are all parts of the 1834 expansion.

“The property has now been brought fully up to date with modern electricals, plumbing, appliances, windows, and new bathrooms. The original yellow drawing room was converted into a kitchen by the post-war owners, who found the original kitchen, located at the end of the servants’ wing, too far from the dining room. Though we think this was done out of necessity, the current owners found it an inevitable alteration that makes a modern lifestyle possible in this house.”

Despite the eight-figure price tag, the property has been described as “a good deal” by members of the profession, particularly those who specialize in this class of property.

“To the typical purchaser of such a house, the environment and historicity of the property are worth as much, if not more, than the physical amenities in the property itself, and they are certainly not given to disappointment,” Mr. Trjang said. “This house is strong in profile and in environment, that is its location near Skjor-ljang Gate and the two southern palaces.”

This paper understands that Red Brick House is one of about 200 heritage houses around the palaces that remain standing.

At the turn of the 19th century, at least four square miles of land around the citadel was occupied by aristocrats’ houses, many dozens of acres and rivalled the palaces. The crown owned some and leased them to favourites or ministers without a convenient residence. In the course of that century, many plots, poorly utilized, were subdivided for profit. While subdivisions usually conjure up images of tight lots, early subdivisions were often large, usually an acre or more.

The plot on which Red Brick House stands has been divided twice, resulting in its two current neighbours. Both are mansions.

The commercial centre of the city has always been in its south since recorded history, but the residents of the northern communes held their ground against mercantile interest in the area, resulting in its characteristic tranquility, deprived of storefronts and, largely, traffic. Their case was aided by the fact that much of the land here was owned by a group of about 4,000 families, who wanted the growing traffic of wagons to go around the city rather than use the wide, flat roads between the large houses.

“Red Brick House is not expensive on an areal basis. With six acres of land and a house measuring 214 squares, it is listed for $44 million, but a $10 million house in New District, another prestigious area, might come with a half-acre lot.”

“The house is ready for entertaining parties up to about thirty to forty day guests and a smaller number overnight guests,” the agent describes the property.
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Premium military surplus store accused of passing junk off as limited-edition memento

Kien-k’ang • A cache of leather briefcases has recently hit the shelves of “Shield”, a privately-operated military surplus store that, per its owners’ attribution, carries only “goods of superior quality actually used by the armed forces”.

However, a tweet by a former Marines officer has sent shockwaves of doubt regarding the validity of the proprietors’ claims.

“These briefcases were distributed in 1989 to the Marines officers who worked at Crystal Park,” he writes on Mar. 20, “and as far as I can remember, absolutely nobody used or wanted them. You can’t claim they’re actually used by the forces when everyone held it in contempt.”

The owners, however, have replied that the briefcases were bound by full-grain calfskin, and were definitely “goods of superior quality”.

The retired colonel responded that as an officer in computer management, he “ran between the basement and the fourth storey every day” and “saw absolutely no users.” Rather, he recalls the briefcase were sent flying through the procuring officer’s window in protest.

“It is diametrically opposed to good taste to carry a briefcase that has a large logo embossed in gold leaf,” he said to us. “As if commuting in a jacket with unsurfaced brass buttons and chest pockets wasn’t telling enough, that briefcase is a material holler down the vestibule that you’re in the military. It was humiliating to be seen holding such an item.”

“In fact, the procurement officer who designed this item forbade his colleagues from ever mentioning this faux pas after widespread ridicule from within the ranks,” he also said. “The product of his misplaced creativity was locked away in Crystal Park for decades, never meant to be seen again.”

“I cannot support such an offending and objectionable kind of apparel towards the public,” he wrote. “Personally, I think the Marine Corps deserves to be viewed as a platitude might and the ordinary respectability so implied, not with the ilk of persons of the class who display loud gold logos in public.”

Another seller of militaria states that in the 80s, many units started manufacturing attention-grabbing articles to boost their reputation in the community. The Air Force, for example, often handed out aviators’ goggles and scarves to people who were clearly not interested in aviation.

The Marines, on the other hand, were often at a loss about what could represent itself. Artists working for it resorted to painting its logo onto ordinary objects, like briefcases and clocks with the logo as a face. Yet this invited resolved opposition from the ranks, who were issued advance samples to see how they combined with the unit’s appearance.

“It is kitsch,” the colonel said. “It is pure, unrequited kitsch. Other units blended its characteristics with useful objects, like the Air Force scarf—it was made in their theme colours and particularly warm, like an aviator would it, but it didn’t have a moiré pattern of F-16s. What did we get? We were treated like mannequins and given the least respectable kind of promotional material.”

“In the 80s, the foreign policy supported by both parties and the civil service bureaucracy was facing a moment of reckoning. Maverica was not as intractable as previously imagined. Themiclesian intervention in the Maverican Civil War between 1957 and 60 was then recast not as a necessary and successful policy to stop communist incursion, but rather an unnecessary and provocative policy that actually created enmity between the two states. That of course relies on the notion that Maverica never intended to invade Themiclesia, which is probable but far from obvious at that time.

“The armed forces were becoming more deliberate in curating their image and distancing themselves from the 1957 operation.”
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CDF shows off reproduction armour

Kien-k’ang • The 242nd Brigade, otherwise known as the Capital Defence Force, has recently put on display a reproduction set of body armour based on a 14th-century original found in a tomb.

It is one of the few units that own permanent museums, being, at least in theory, the oldest extant military unit in Themiclesia, dating from 557. There is a more-or-less unbroken list of appointments as “Inner Marshal” (中尉), which is a position introduced by Emperor Ngjon, who fled to Themiclesia from Menghe in 542.

The Inner Marshal, who is invariably a former mayor of Kien-k’ang, is the ceremonial commander of the 242nd Brigade, which is also the home regiment of the city.

Despite being a unit whose conception is based on the fleeing monarch’s need for a personal force, the CDF has historically been one of the better-outfitted armies of Themiclesia, as they defended the metropolis, and its nobles were keen on their appearances.

The tomb whence the original hailed belonged to Lord Pu-ra, who died in 1410 and was Inner Marshal between 1398 and 1399, and his armour was buried with him. Exceedingly well-preserved, the organic fabrics which held the scales on the armour together are nearly intact and advanced scholars’ understanding on how armour in that period were worn and offered protection. The site was discovered when a new subway station was being excavated in Kien-k’ang in 2000.

The set of armour consisted of a helmet, a chest piece, pauldrons, and greaves.

The helmet has attracted the attention of many a exhibition-goer, as it prominently featured the head of a raccoon. The raccoon’s iconic eye-patch and round ears were recreated on the helmet, with two tiny paws perched over the wearer’s eyes.

“The raccoon was a theme of Themiclesian armies since Antiquity,” the curator of the exhibition said. “They were considered cunning, resourceful, and persistent. These terms are found in descriptions of good military leaders, as in raccoons.”

However, the exaggerated raccoon, with eyes so large as to suggest it was surprised, is evidently considered “very cute” by many.

“It’s so cute!” Miss Kelly G., aged 10, said.

Raccoon helmets are not particularly hard to come by in Themiclesia and the broader regions where its armies have once marched, and several thousand survive from the middle of the sixth century to the end of body armour in the 1700s.

However, this specimen belonged to a high-ranking person and was encrusted with craftsmanship unknown to government-issued pieces.

“Generally speaking, state armouries only bothered to create a stylized raccoon face in relief, whose borders were ridges that strengthened the helmet structurally,” Dr. Mak said, “but this example contains a much more life-like rendering. Mass-manufactured helmets typically bore marks identifying the location and responsible officer for the factory, and the absence of one generally indicates a privately made example. That is consonant with the high status of its wearer.”

“There is an abundance of engraving work that imitates a raccoon’s furry coat, and even the hairs found inside a raccoon’s ears are represented. Without a doubt, this is an exceptional example of a marriage between form and function,” Mak explains. “It contains gold, copper, and mother-of-pearl inlay for a vivid appearance.”

The raccoon helmet was not universal to Themiclesian forces, and even in medieval times only some factories manufactured this design.

“There are many allusions to raccoon helmets in prose and poetry,” explains M’ik, who studied literature and history. “They are both a neutral symbol of Themiclesian military power and a positive symbol of military virtue, but these two sets of expressions are surprisingly well delineated.”
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“Excluded from the current tactical environment” and the history of honorifics and euphemisms in Themiclesia (I)

Kien-k’ang • Recently, a document circulating in the Consolidated Army has gained public attention: it advised that the deaths of individuals should be reported “respectfully” and provided a list of recommended phrases for various situations.

For the deaths of enemy combatants, in the absence of any need for euphemisms, the document suggests that “excluded from the current tactical environment” is good parlance that gives the impression of neutrality and professionalism.

The document is suspected of being responsible for several awkward reports in recent weeks, especially regarding the drug suppressant operation in Idacua.

Mr. Charles Mret, a seasoned journalist at The Times of Themiclesia, a widely-circulating newspaper known for a right-wing bent, opposes the suggested usage of these phrases.

“The journalist must at some point balance the need for decency towards the deceased and that for transparency,” he said to our agency in Kien-k’ang. “There are legitimate reasons why one should not simply say ‘killed’ in any number of these cases, but those are not for the press to accept and apply.”

“The chief complaint,” he explains, “is that such a turn of phrase can at times misdirect the reader’s attention from the substance of the report. No murder is ever acquitted by rephrasing as a ‘removal from physical space’, and the armed forces must remain liable for their actions. If homicide has occurred in battle, it should be reported as a fact, and it is a skill to do so respectfully.

“There are only two powers that checks the armed forces, and they are the law and the politicians. Politics in our country require broad knowledge to mobilize, should the orders of crown counsels and attorneys fail.”

The position of the armed forces regarding these allegations is that, in some cases so described, they actually do not know whether or how many deaths have occurred.

“We are unable to tally precisely how many casualties have we occasioned, and at any rate that is not our purpose.” Vice Admiral Kam said to us, “we do everything to ensure that ordained objectives are completed according to national and international laws, and with as much care for our servicepersons as possible. It is nobody’s wish to cause casualties for its sake on either side of the battle, for that is a crime.”

“To a military operation, the short-term differences between a debilitating injury and death are minimal,” Mr. Sak, an expert in the field said. “This consideration exists when the armed forces report their activities, and there is no reason to exaggerate the body count. On a moral or legal level, it may be argued that casualties caused must be accounted for, to ensure that no unnecessary killing or injury has occurred.”

“Nevertheless, there remains a strong argument against journalists simplistically complying to descriptions proffered by the armed forces, whose objectives are ostensibly different from that of good journalism.”

In the previous decades, the Themiclesian forces have multiple times been accused of sanitizing its conduct domestically and abroad. This most famously occurred in 1998, when a naval officer summoned to testify before the House of Lords had his brief altered by superiors to reflect what the naval leadership wanted to say about their views.

These superiors were convicted by the House that year for contempt of parliament—the House had asked for the knowledge and opinions of the officer summoned, not those of his superiors.

Neither political party is particularly averse or given to investigating the armed forces. On one hand, the knowledge that the military can make serious and painful mistakes is all too well-rooted in Themiclesian minds, and the public is generally receptive to journalism revealing the same; on the other hand, the Government is ultimately responsible for the conduct of the forces, and good publicity coming out of reports dealing with the gritty-nitty only works up to a point.

“In face of a serious fiasco, the Government’s first instinct is to conceal, not to prosecute,” Mr. Sak said. “The political fallout, especially given to the opposition, is unpredictable, and the extent of ministers’ responsibilities, unknown or unattractive.”

“Themiclesia’s parliament has a history of strong but not infallible oversight when dealing with the conduct of the armed forces,” he continued. “Individual MPs are excellent conduits for revelations due to the attractiveness of an independent and critical mind to the electorate, but the Government is inclined to use its influence in Parliament to prevent the spread of knowledge and outrage, which ultimately endangers its survival.”

“The House of Lords has its own set of customs dealing with problems of this nature. Peers are not subject to election, so their personal motivation for engaging in supervision of the executive power is more important. The peers who have been in the armed forces are often relied upon by the house to answer specialized questions, which raises the question about possible biases. Fortunately, there is very little in the way that peers cover up for them, rather than serve the will of the House.”

“Yet Parliament is not involved in the running of the forces and can only reveal and punish wrongdoers after the fact, so it is necessary to ensure the independence of inspections and audit to prevent them.”
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Kien-k’ang • Despite best efforts to the contrary, the armed forces are bywords for what is unfashionable in Themiclesia. This year, the Ministry of Defence is hoping to challenge this not entirely unfounded stereotype dropping a new line of printed t-shirts and other fashionable apparel.

“They are all made of premium long-strand cotton, grown at sustainable farms and hand-picked by workers paid a living wage; that goes for the people who process the cotton and assemble and deliver the shirts too,” the spokesperson said. “The supply chain is ecologically responsible and ethically employed and insured, and artists receive royalties negotiated for.”

“A perfunctory review of their stipulations does not immediately recover any outright falsehoods,” Mr. Prak, who works with the International Association of Ethical Commerce tells us.

However, the bold statement made by launching a new line of military merch is undercut by the limitations to the current lineup, which consists of only four shirts and one pair of trousers. And in spite of the progressive visuals, the designs available are decidedly bureaucratic—one for each branch of the forces, plus one for the Marines (top right). The Coast Guard operates entirely its own publicity engine independently.

The souvenir shop is located in the concourse level in Tjo-ts’jakw-men Station, occupying a grand 40-foot storefront in the company of Cuggi and Gogo Channel. Yet perhaps it is only consonant with this location that all the shirts command prices over $199.

“We believe our products have appeal towards individuals who normally do not bother with the military,” the store clerk, who wears his branch’s shirt over his uniform, told us. “We’re not trying to hard-sell anything here or press customers into service, but we do strive for notoriety and a reputation for excellence.”

The clerks, though, told us that the shirts they don are samples and don’t belong to them.

“Unfortunately, the forces do not fund or reimburse the purchase of these products by current members,” the other clerk said. “But that in no way should reduce your opinion of these products.”

“These seem to have a fashionable silhouette,” Mr. Kaw said while browsing through all four designs on the racks. “I’m sure it would do well for the closeted fan of the Themiclesian military, though I do not know how large that group is. I would not, however, recommend it for casual wearing, as it can still send the wrong message to a certain audience.”

“The prices are frankly too high,” Mr. Ljep, grimacing at the price tags, said. “I collect militaria and own over 50 t-shirts, and these are the most expensive ones I’ve seen by quite a long shot, if you would excuse the pun. The outfit costs $350 altogether.”
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Eteläsaaret • Recently, the forces have all formed squads that compete in the hit game Among Us, which has taken the country and much of the rest of the world by storm.

But it is reported that a member of the Coast Guard has used an electric mosquito swatter to zap a marine who he believed was cheating.

In Eteläsaaret, where Themiclesia’s pair of aircraft carriers are based, the Coast Gurad has a small office whose members compete with the equally-small outpost owned by the Marines at Among Us and have streamed the same for a small audience on Switch.

The stream set-up consists of game footage, in-game sound, face cam, and ambient sound streams. This may seem dry but will become relevant.

In playing Among Us, it is accepted in most communities and is the practice on the island base to communicate physically only when the game permits communication—after a body is reported or emergency alarm sounded.

On Apr. 1, it is reported that an altercation happened between the two teams over that specific rule.

The electrocuted marine has the unusual habit, caught on camera, of putting his hand on the top of the monitor—where it is visible by the rest of the playing group, and a member of the Coast Guard believed this was a signal to other players secretly on his side.

When the gaming session had progressed for four hours, the Coast Guard serviceperson asked for an electric mosquito swatter from observers in the room.

“Are you sure about that? I can zap them for you,” a person on the side benches said. “You’d lose time when the game progressing.”

“No worries, I’ll do it myself,” the Coast Guard person replied.

But has he was handed his racquet, he stood up. Another person asked where he was going, whereupon he replied “to cams”. He then walked between the tables where the wires pooled and brought the swatter down on the marine’s unsuspecting hand.

The marine yelped and asked what was the Coast Guard person doing.

“What am I doing? What are you doing is the question that needs to be asked!” He shouted as he punched the monitor off the table, which audibly cracked.

The marine ducked under the table to avoid the flying monitor.

“Stop venting, you filthy cheater! I’ve always known you’re just as sus in real life as in game!”

At this point, other people have stopped playing and turned their attention to the unfolding drama. The Coast Guard serviceperson demanded that the cheating marine be suspended for the night.

“Ugh, do we really need to call an emergency meeting over this?” He asked from under the desk.

The Coast Guard person then proceeded to explain why he believed the hand on the monitor was signalling to other players.

“Look,” he expounded, “his hand actually changes according to the situation he sees, and I know this because he killed me in electricals and I monitored him as a ghost. The lieutenant Mr. Kip is impostor, I know it. And for this round I know for sure this rascal is an impostor. You may zap me back in the case you’re not.”

“All this is very circumstantial to eject someone on,” Kip said. “Have we any hard evidence?”

“Yeah, just look at his screen and check his footage. Check his game footage as the room cam rolls. You’ll see when he vents or sees a kill, he changes his hand signals.”

And as the group were moving towards the implicated marine’s monitor, the latter got to his foot and thereby unplugged the computer’s cables from the extension cord.

“Oh, you really are an impostor, aren’t you? Unfixing cables are we?”

Upon the Coast Guard’s menacing, the marine made a run for the exit and turned off the room’s lights in an attempt to lose his pursuer.

“Stop sabotaging the lights!” All the Coast Guard people roared as the stream was interrupted.
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Lord Nin Takes Aim at Progressive Pundit Kar

Kien-k’ang• “There has never been a period in the history of this country where a government could do as it pleases, free from the restraints of foreign states,” the Minister of State in the Foreign Office said in the House of Commons. “To imply as much, or to blame the government for not attempting the same, is to support the far right and to disregard the liberties of other nations.”

“The honourable gentlemen the member representing Dak-tsjim will please hear me, Mr. Speaker,” he declared to the chamber, “when I say that we have taken all reasonable and conscionable measures when dealing with the situation in Kainan, where interests abound that are beyond our powers to appease and placate.”

Earlier this week, Mr. Charles Kar placed a question down in the House regarding the activities of Themiclesia’s naval forces, with disquiet apparently boiling over again in southwestern Meridia. He questions the Government’s decision that nothing is to take place, despite what he believed was Hallia’s inclination that Themiclesia contribute to the military action there happening.

“I invite the Government to answer for its decision to remain inactive in the face of a serious global conflict,” he said, “especially in view of its manifesto promises made 15 months ago regarding more active responses to international calls to action. Failing this, there is serious grounds to doubt the Government’s commitment to its manifesto.”

Mr. Kar, a Progressive politician representing Dak-tsjim, is known in many circles as a far-right pundit, who supports a more interventionalist Themiclesia when dealing with affairs beyond the Meh, and a less friendly posture to Maverica and Camia, who are by association potentially hostile states.

Both he and Lord Nin were in the House today, as the foreign secretary, Mr. Snga, had assigned him to answer on the Government’s behalf.

“I believe the Government has promised to take a more active posture in international peacekeeping in accord with the expectations of foreign states,” Lord Nin proceeded to explain. “Kainan is not, in the Government’s understanding, one of those instances. The honourable gentleman’s references to the carriers now stationed in the Meridian Ocean oddly seems to militate against his accusatory point, as they are presently occupied in duties, as the Government promised, in the Strait of Portcullia and are not at liberty to field anywhere near Kainan.”

“We have not promised the nation an increase in world chaos,” he concluded to cause a spell of laughter in the Government benches that quickly died down, perhaps for good reason.

“Does the honourable Minister propose,” Mr. Kar rose to his feet at the Speaker’s discretion, “that addressing rampant racism, violent oppression, and economic iniquity bordering on slavery in Kainan should be construed as or at any rate amounts to an increase in international chaos?”

The chamber suddenly quieted, as Mr. Kar, a legislator not normally known for his defence of the poor and underprivileged, suddenly leaped to their case.

“I say to the honourable gentlemen,” Lord Nin replied, “that the manner in which the highly esteemed Mr. Kar proposes to accomplish those ends, which are too the Government’s, increases world chaos. Much in international work lies in the manner in which one goes about things, and means make a considerable difference especially where racism and foreign intervention are concerned.”

“The objections that pertain to the hypothesized military expedition are very thoroughly gone over in the other house [the House of Lords] only a few days ago,” the minister continued. “If I may take the liberty of surmising them, I should say to the honourable and esteemed gentleman that they accomplish too little and cost too much, and at the same time distance us from the good graces of other world powers, on which we are dependent.”

“I would not labour the point that my party has made of the Government since the dissolution of the previous parliament,” Mr. Kar spoke. “But it seems the Government continues to defer to Dayashina’s international policies that perpetuate all these evils for the good graces of a nation that does not show enough good grace to many others.

“I do not mean to debase the benches in this chamber by the pretense of morality, Mr. Speaker, but I must confess that I spy a missed opportunity for Themiclesia to speak up to the nations about what is a patent injustice being perpetrated for the maintenance of an abolished international order, and which has been abolished in other places, and ought to be abolished. That abolition was one won by blood, Mr. Speaker.

“What it lacks in force of materials, it has in abundance in the force of reputation and dignity. Themiclesia, even not for itself, should affirm what all free nations accomplished in 1945 by the sacrifice of millions, and that is, in my view, what the Government has promised in its manifesto. That is equally what over one million of our kind have fought for, and nearly two-hundred-thousand have died for, Mr. Speaker.”

“I congratulate the esteemed member and honourable gentleman for his inspiring oration, Mr. Speaker,” Lord Nin arose again, “and the first honour we render to their memory, that of those who have died in the war, is to avoid warfare and a repetition of their tragedy. The honourable member appears to be at odds with this consideration, I might add. It not being the intention of the Government to levy the weight of the dead to defend its position, I venture to rejoin to the honourable gentleman that the Government’s intention is to wait for a larger body of opinion internationally, one that would afford relevant parties the comfort of time and space to respond, and that may at the end of the day precipitate real change in the world.”

“Mr. Speaker,” Mr. Kaw rose for the final time today, “it compels me to return to the topic of Maracaibo, which I have identified as a potential partner in developing our international clout, which under the present Government’s management has, unfortunately, not shown much growth according to my information. Inasmuch the Government shies away habitually with the projection of military power away from our borders, I would like to know the Government’s views on Maracaibo as Menghe continues to militate against it by seeking naval concessions in Pillowlandia.”

“Maracaibo is a large and powerful state, Mr. Speaker.” Lord Nin continued. “But it remains isolated from its neighbours. To support it in such a way would be to interpose ourselves against the states which stand against it. In the balance of things, the Government’s policy is to regard Maracaibo’s influence in those peripheries as a fact and not make a fuss about it. Indeed, one may argue that its attention against Pillowlandia and Verpletterant are blessings in disguise, as its naval power shall thereby be detained and diverted away from the Strait. The Government considers it unwise to challenge this balance of affairs in the short term.”
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“Ambergris”—what it is, and why someone keeps loosing

Kien-k’ang• “The fact of the matter is that the recurring exercise, which the defence ministry nicknames Ambergris, does not meet the purpose usually outlined in popular discourse,” Dr. Skur, captain-general, reportedly spoke to her colleagues today. “It is a simulation for a very specific scenario that involves the Coast Guard and in which we participate as their opponents.”

“It is not meant to be a showdown between units,” she adjudged. “It would not be interpreted profitably in that manner.”

Mr. Patrick Njit, who is an analyst at the National Defence Institute and has produced numerous opinion papers for the government and public information, explains that events between units always capture the public imagination because they pit multiple sources of martial pride against each other and offers a chance to pierce a neatly-groomed image that projects dependability and capability.

He says that Ambergris is an exercise that started in 1961 in response to the threat of armed insurgents seeking to enter Themiclesia and take over public amenities like radio towers, hospitals, newspapers, and the like.

“This fear is largely one of their own medicine,” Mr. Njit said. “Themiclesia funded multiple armed insurrections against the expanding power of Maverican communists in the late 50s and early 60s, all of them failing within a short time, and the government feared that the Mavericans would practice the same on Themiclesia.”

“The fear was not so much strategic as propagandistic. The government did not wish to be seen vulnerable to its own tactics, and in combination with other security purposes it increased the funds and role of the Coast Guard significantly. And Ambergris was born to train Coast Guardsmen against such insurrections.”

The Marines were then ordered to step into the shoes of these “under-equipped insurrectionists hoping for a few days of international notoriety” and fight against the Coast Guard in a manner not entirely consistent with their current methodology and arsenal.

“In a scenario representing a real invasion by sea, nobody would wade ashore with a gun slung across the back towing a raft with a crate of grenades,” Mr. Njit explained. “But that is what the Marines have been ordered to represent, give or take some changes transduced from what small-scale fighting, mostly by non-state actors, have been doing recently.”

He further explained that this kind of fighting is one of the more remote within the human imagination, in the modern context.

“In the scenario of a more intense engagement, the Marines would have support from warships and aircraft, and that is what we see in their exercise with Dayashina in 2018,” he said. “But lest one think the Marines could simply missile the Coast Guard into the ground at the push of a button if they wanted to, the interstate scenario involves not only an enemy coast guard, but enemy navy, army, and air force too.”

“Ambergris is not an exercise that simulates a conflict between equals,” he continues. “In truth, neither is it interpreted that way in the government. It is not a question if the Coast Guard could defeat the kind of enemy the Marines pretend to be, but how quickly they do so. If the enemy could survive more than a few minutes, that would be much more alarming.”

“Should they make landfall and somehow overcome the Coast Guard’s tactical response, they would trigger progressively larger responses, including the securing of cities by armoured units, the evacuation of the public from key areas of interest, and deployment of the regular army in the field. In short, it is not an exercise the 50 – 100 marines can win by any stretch of the mind.”

Mr. Njit explains that the significance of this exercise is blown out of proportion and distorted in the public imagination because it is the only one that pitches the Coast Guard against the regular military.

“When the exercise is reported as a showdown between units, which the press is more apt to do than the forces themselves, it has probably given more than a morsel of pride to many guardsmen and caused many marines to feel beyond terrible, but the government has not come up with a different way to simulate the scenario.”

He believes that another attractive feature of this exercise is that it portrays the Coast Guard as taking on an enemy larger and tougher than itself. He says that the story of an underdog defeating a more powerful adversary, especially one professing a hostile country’s taunts, makes it relatable to Themiclesia’s position in the 60s through 80s, where Maverica is considered a powerful enemy state.

Additionally, the brevity and simplicity of the exercise—involving no more than a few hundred combatants in a single battlefield, contesting only a handful of objectives with simple weapons—is easy to promote to the public, according to Mr. Njit.

“It involves none of the complexity and technicality that either unit negotiates on a daily basis. It is received as a game of laser tag might be, in unflattering terms,” he said. “There is an apparent winner and loser and nothing more to think about, especially in the baroque jargon of strategy that bores the lay person.”

He adds that much of the public is unaware of the sheer expanse of the Coast Guard’s roles, and a caricature of a minor part thereof is required to raise public awareness.

“Tragically, we live in a world where, courtesy of popular media, more people turn their heads to a gunfire scene than to the regular maintenance of lighthouses, mapping of ocean currents, and other duties that save many lives and make them easier. Thus, a tiny part of the Coast Guard—specifically the Tactical Response Force—is given a great deal of attention.”

In a historic lens, it also squares with the Coast Guard’s legendary performance during the Pan-Septentrion War. When the government ran out of soldiers, Coast Guard sailors voluntarily laid down their relatively safe jobs and went to the front. Their physical conditioning, at the insistence of Lord P’jang, distinguished them from other soldiers on long marches and moving heavy equipment.

Today, the Coast Guard’s physical training regimen has spread to all quarters of the armed forces. Even units historically proud of the exactitude of their training customs, like the Signals Cavaliers, had to admit that fitness did not always come through repetition of ordinary work—many believed that you developed muscles at the same time as muscle memory.
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7 Crystal Park, the Marines' HQ

Kien-k’ang • “In this routine press conference regarding maritime law enforcement,” the spokesperson of the Coast Guard averred, “we are able to report to the public that in the month of March, the Coast Guard has seized 2 guns, 4 kg of heroin, contraband exports of over 4 tons of frozen shellfish, a box of jam without manufacture dates or name, and also an imported shipment of pirated anime DVDs.”

The Guard also reported that it seized two merchant ships, one of which contained two stowaways that were in good apparent health. These individuals have been delivered for medical attention to ensure there are no hidden complications arising from confinement in the cargo areas.

“The anime DVDs, according to the shipping slip, were bound for 7 Crystal Park, Kien-k’ang,” he paused. “I trust the press will be able to find out where that is, but the name of the intended recipient will be reserved in the interest of privacy and good practice of Themiclesian postal law.”

The Coast Guard has no reason to be disappointed in the fact-finding ability of the press: very soon after the announcement was made, 7 Crystal Park, Kien-k’ang has been identified as the address of the Marines’ HQ. However, as of the press time today, there is still no indication who in the HQ actually ordered the shipment.

“This premise was let to Ree, Ree, Ree & Co.,” the Marines announced on Twitter. “There was also a hotel in the upper storeys of the building as late as 2002. This shipment could conceivably be a delayed import for either of the two tenants of the address where we currently work.”

However, there was immediate and vociferous condemnation from both the anime industry and postal experts about this deflection.

“No shipment would arrive 19 years late,” Mr. Kaw of Mail Themiclesia said. “The impounded ship did not belong to this establishment.”

“The firm does not use its working address for the reception of personal parcels,” the Sjt. Min, a partner at Ree, Ree, Ree & Co. and member of the Themiclesian Bar answered calls this morning. “The firm’s address is used strictly for legal work.”

“We are committed to a thorough investigation as to the identity of the recipient,” the Marines’ Twitter account conceded today, though not explicitly.

However, we also received calls from other military officers who took a personal interest in the unfolding drama.

“It is abundantly clear that someone in the Coast Guard imported this illegal anime and saddled it on us, for it is their known tactic.” Major Kim of an unspecified unit said. “Who else would be so spiteful and envious about a harmless hobby?”

There were recent reports from Idacua, where the Marines have been deployed to assist in a drug suppressant or inhibitive operation, that they have been seen carrying uPads Pro and watching anime for several hours without interruption while guarding prisoners of war originating in the International Liberty Front.

Apparently, the prisoners have testified before other authorities that they frequently watched the same over their guards’ shoulders and were disappointed by the fact that their captors “did not use earphones”.

“I asked them to quieten the anime because I don’t like it, but they pretended they couldn’t understand my language,” Marek Naritsukma said. “That is, until my cell-mate and I plotted to escape, they suddenly understood us and placed us at opposite ends of the prisoner camp.”

The ILF is considered a terrorist organization in many states, though their role in Idacua seems better described as mercenaries rather than terrorists. They have claimed responsibility for at least nine incidents involving explosives or shootings that have occasioned at least one injury. The previous Captain-general of Marines, Dr. Gwjang L’jei, was caused to resign in 2019 due to his apparent part in authorizing (or at least not forbidding) “sexist and untoward” Tweets against the ILF’s taunts on Twitter.

While there is no scholarly voice supporting the idea that the illegal anime was actually the weapon of a conspiracy in the inter-service rivalry in Themiclesia, which many have called “decreasing in taste” recently, it has been observed by maritime law experts that this was the very first time the Coast Guard has seized an entire ship whose only illegal contents were pirated anime DVDs.

“While there is no evidence in favour of Kim, it is true that the Coast Guard seems to have gone to great lengths to intercept a shipment of comparatively little significance. Illegal books and media are imported to Themiclesia from time to time, and the Coast Guard did not make them a priority to address. That is largely because they are difficult to detect.”

The Coast Guard has not released the title or genre of the pirated anime, which could lead to further identification as to who ordered it.
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Eteläsaaret • Today the Prime Minister deputized for the Defence Secretary to visit the country’s naval base in the Helian Ocean. After a two-hour tour of the facilities on the isle, the Prime Minister was shown to an assembly of military officers for a brief speech.

“Ten years ago, I stood up in the House of Commons as a junior minister to argue for my predecessor, the Baron of Kja-ljan’s scheme of investing in aircraft carriers as an economical and effective means of discharging Themiclesia’s commitments towards the nations,” the Prime Minister said.

The Gram Lrun, now the Baron of Kja-ljan, was Defence Secretary between 2006 and 2008 and then briefly Prime Minister in 2010, and then presided over the foundations for Themiclesia’s modern carrier force, which consists of two small carriers stationed on the island of Eteläsaaret. The carriers were purchased from Hallia.

The carrier force was not acquired without controversy, with Conservative politicians vocally opposing its construction on the grounds of cost and foreign policy. Lrun argued that Themiclesia’s defences would be seriously outmatched if it could not be confident in maintaining security in the Meh.

“It is a matter of time before defeat if the mouth of the Meh cannot remain open,” he said to the press in 2010. “We cannot afford to repose faith in Maverica’s response should an open conflict emerge. This is not because we believe they mean evil towards us, but because they would be under pressure to fulfil their obligations to their allies in Solevant and Camia. Our security must not hang in the balance of another country’s putative altruism.”

These words still ring true to many Liberal politicians’ ears. The Prime Minister’s visit to the naval base, then, can be read as an homage to his predecessor’s policy.

“But today to set my eyes upon this wonderful facility, where there is nothing which from the most suspicious mind sees doubt at all, is to see the unfolding of a sound scheme, but above all one whose reality is authored by your talents and labours. I may say on behalf of my colleagues in Government, this county is fortunate to have you in its service,” the Prime Minister said to an assembly of officers who were to see him off from the four-hour visit.

The Prime Minister was accompanied by Mr. Mjin MP, Minister for Defence Procurement.

The customary valediction to a Prime Ministerial speech was delivered by Rear Admiral Hrjam, the highest-ranking military office in the base. As decorum dictated, the most senior officer acts as host to the visiting member of the Government. Themiclesian tradition is that Government ministers of the first rank are considered representatives of the Monarch.

As the head of government prepared to walk from the podium for the runway, where his jet awaited him, the Coast Guard Band played a fanfare for him. The officers then rose and bowed to the Prime Minister as he stepped out of the hall.

But as they approached the runway, another music group fielded by the Marines was out to greet him. This was the Fields Ensemble, a woodwind and percussion group that specializes in 15th to 17th century chamber music in Themiclesian Interpretation, reportedly one of a kind. When the musicians bowed down to greet him, a sudden and persistent gust of wind started and blew much of the music off the stands. The conductor groaned as he started anyway.

Then the wind intensified and scattered the stands themselves, and 30 seconds into the music the gale carried away the bassoon due to its large surface area, caning the conductor. Unfazed, he continued to move his baton while notes began to trail off because wind was flooding into the bells (the end where the breath comes out).

After a full minute, the tempest crescendoed and blasted the marines themselves away, one repelled as far as 50 feet from the original position, before going off camera.

The Prime Minister is reported to have said to the Minister of Procurement that he should take responsibility about the ensemble in a great deal of distress as he was a defence minister. Upon hearing this, Mr. Njim shrugged and withdrew from the Prime Minister’s side and picked up the marine, still rolling away, slung him over his shoulder, and re-established him where he was torn away by the gusts.

The Prime Minister thanked the group for their performance, which he said was quite amusing.
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Kien-k’ang • On the night of Apr. 21, a buzzing fire alarum broke out in 7 Crystal Park, the Marines headquarters. Dozens of personnel working overnight in the building could be seen gathering at its doorstep, as the fire brigade rushed into the Grade II listed building. The headquarters, a former townhouse converted into a hotel and law office, was built in 1885.

Many of the personnel distancing themselves from the alleged blaze adopted a semi-recumbent posture on the doorstep, as ample smoke poured from the windows in the subterranean level. The smoke was carried away by wind, causing a general air quality alarm in the district.

“I hope the defence of the realm isn’t at stake,” said Ms. Kor, who lived opposite the building and was awaken by the commotion.

After the fire brigade had entered the building, they that there was no serious conflagration in the building; the smoke was the result of a burning firepan left unattended, consuming sawdust and loose paper in a stone cellar.

But this was not the only thing the fire brigade found.

A papier-mâché gallows, guillotine, and other instruments of torture were found along with the firepan. Of the remnants of the paper, the fire brigade noticed that the paper was inscribed with strange letters and therein an ominous message.

At least 30 dolls, complete or partly burned, seem to represent a member of the Coast Guard. Some had heads and limbs torn off, others had their hearts pierced with daggers, and still others were submerged in cooking oil in a scullery nearby.

There was “simulated blood” hurled all over the room, which was otherwise used as a still-room, where pastry was made. The spread of the fire was discouraged by the heavy stone worktops and absence of wooden cabinets.

The words “the Commandant of the Coast Guard” were found on the backs of the some of the dolls.

Some of the pieces of paper were apparently written in real blood, though whose it cannot be discerned.

“Die, die, die a thousand deaths;
A thousand deaths thou shalt die.”

“I bind thee, thou detestable fiend;
I curse thee […]
I bind thee with the rope,
Never shalt thou rise again,
I curse thee with the potion
Never shall thou again see.”

“Our things you shall return forthwith,
You shall return them in life or in death.
Te-lin has cursed you, he has bound you,
He has caused you to do what is true.”

“There are also other slips of paper that contain messages of an explicit and carnal nature, which I will not repeat in public,” the spokesperson from the fire brigade said.

Our legal experts say that despite the gruesome fate implied by the contents of the room, there is nothing illegal that actually transpired, except perhaps the careless use of fire.

“The casting of curses and witchcraft was decriminalized in this country in 1919, as its causal connections cannot be proven scientifically,” he said. “Since the set was secret and not meant to be known by the ‘victim’, there are also no grounds for intimidation.”

“I would be intimidated except it’s the Marines doing it,” the Commandant of the Coast Guard tweeted this morning. “Thanks for buying our merch!”

His tweet has been liked by over 4,000, but upon a cursory glance it appears most of those who liked it have avatars of either the Coast Guard logo or of a person standing in Coast Guard uniform.

“For once the Coast Guard has confided in scientific and rational thinking,” the Captain-general of Marines replied to him. “He comes to the conclusion any reasonable man would have—nothing injurious happened. Still, no open flames in the HQ though: we bought induction stovetops for a reason.”

It has sparked Internet speculation what exactly motivated professional soldiers to resort to these drastic measures. The most popular theory connects the events today to a shipment of pirated anime DVDs, bound for the Marines HQ, recently seized by the Coast Guard.
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Insensitive language to be removed from military literature amidst criticisms

Kien-k’ang • The Government announced today that various terms found in legislation relating to the armed forces will be changed in the near future to reflect modern values.

“Amongst the major changes, we propose to expunge the word ljek from the context of military service,” Mr. Tu, assistant-secretary in the Ministry of Defence, said. “This is admittedly only a linguistic change but is part of a Government policy to improve creature comforts for soldiers.”

The word ljek has multiple uses in Shinasthana, but none of them are particularly pleasant. It has the basic sense of “hardship”. A plague is described as ljek for the pain which is inflicted on the society that experiences it, while military service is imagined as an imposed hardship.

“The language is naked in its ugliness,” Prof. Mi notes. “The ideals of the past—lordship and servility—are uncloaked.”

The character for ljek consists of a hand holding a hammer—hammering down on another person to make him work. It’s unsurprising that ljek in its normal usage can also be translated as “yoke, compulsion”.

For example, when the people of Norfeld were forced to take up arms against their liberators in 1792, they were said to be “put under the yoke of hardship”. When the Lord of Rjai-ljang put down the revolting marines in 1821 by cancelling his disastrous salary policy that provoked the revolt in the first place, he reported to the House of Lords that he “made them meekly bow down to the Emperor’s hardship”.

In the main, jurists have been the primary voice against the earlier removal of these terms, arguing that the “substantive content” of these words have changed in these contexts. They further say that laws should not be changed for only cosmetic reasons, as this could introduce ambiguities and discontinuities when the statutes, some dating to the 3rd century, are considered as a whole.

“Moreover, changing the language alone gives the impression that the Government does not want to make material improvements to the lives of the enlisted rates,” Dr. Mek said. “The government should be responsible for the consequences of military service as an employer, and changing the language in which it is described does not acquit them of these responsibilities.”

In contrast, military officers are not “under the yoke”. They are said to be “conducting the affairs of the Emperor”.

The phrase mg’ra’-sdrjes was first applied to priests who prayed for auspices and propitiation, and this sense later concretized to mean anyone who worked for the Emperor’s benefit.

Today, ambassadors and civil servants especially in the senior ranks, are said to be mg’ra’-sdrjes. When the Emperor stands up in the House of Lords to greet those who have been summoned to Parliament, the last to be greeted after the chancellor, vice chancellor, barons, baronets, and companions, are mg’ra’-sdrjes.

The historian Ms. Bju said, “From a social perspective, this difference in language is a rather clear reminder of the way Themiclesians in the past have conceived of public service. The word mg’ra’-sdrjes singles out the upper and middle class as worthy of reward and honour for their support, while ljek implies the lower class suffers what their social standing justifies and does not deserve rewards. Any rewards forthcoming, therefore, are out of the special grace of the ruling classes.

“There is a strong narrative protecting the superiority of the upper and middle classes that has mostly died out but still re-appears from time to time in Themiclesia.”

“I think the word ljek should not be eliminated from the vocabulary of statutes,” Mr. Pik wrote to us. “I think it was used as a very real concept when I was enlisted in the 50s. To delete the word lessens the Government’s responsibility towards out support and healing.”

However, Mr. Pik’s twin brother, who was also enlisted in the 50s, wrote to us having found out that his brother had shared his views with us.

“I think the Government’s decision is good as it marks a clean cut from a past that ought to be put in the past. If our society is composed of individuals who are, in at least a legal sense, equal, then there should not be any language that makes value judgments about the nature of one’s role, especially in the forces.

“All veterans deserve the responsible care of the Government, but that is on the basis of the tangible sacrifices they have made in service, not on the basis of an imaginary victimhood.”
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5’-11” marine tells 5’-10” coast guardsman to “pick on someone his own size”

Kien-k’ang • In a rare brawl that occurred between members of the two services today, the marine was heard shouting that the coast guardsman should ‘pick on someone his own size’, but fact-checking by good Samaritans who also persuaded both parties to withdraw has revealed that the marine was, in fact, one inch taller than the coast guardsman.

Solicitors on behalf of the crown from both services have yet to rule whether charges are to be laid before a presentment jury, against either one serviceperson or both of them.

According to statements by the spokesperson from the Ministry of Defence, the altercation broke out because the coast guardsman was reading Post-it notes stuck to the marine’s door when he was discovered.

“It is generally considered impolite to read notes stuck on other people’s door,” Mr. Sam-di said. “But that does not excuse the later actions that have taken place.”

Statements provided by other servicepeople have revealed that the coast guardsman, having been found out because the room’s occupant opened the door from inside, proceeded to taunt the marine reminding him that he had 46 packages still waiting at the post office, judging by the number of notes on his door.

“You’ve got mail from Larter and Co. Publishers.” The coast guardsman reportedly said. “Go claim them before the post office gets infatuated with your mail-order love.”

“He really turned a shade of cherry,” Captain Mak, who claims to have witnessed the bizarre incident, said to this paper. “The very ripe, bursting kind of cherry.”

At this point, it seems the marine attempted to push the coast guardsman away from his doorstep, but that resulted in an equal and opposite reaction—the latter also pulled him out of his room and shoved him in the direction of the post office.

“You could have asked me to step aside politely,” he further said. “Post office that way.”

The marine then turned and grabbed the coast guardsman’s collar and tried to land a punch on his face, which was dodged and only knocked off his hat. Yet the knocking-off of the hat was apparently taken as an insult to the coast guardsman’s dignity, reminiscent of prototypical Themiclesian slights in ancient times.

The coast guardsman slowly lost his smile and then, using the marine’s left arm as a tether, reeled him in turned him around, pinning his arms behind his back. He then used his free arm to smash the marine’s exposed midsection. The winded marine soon collapsed, but the coast guardsman was unwilling to relent. He called upon the other coast guardsmen in his company to secure the marine, that he might punch and kick at will.

“Pick on someone your own size!” The downed marine spoke for the first time in the altercation.
Alerted to his distressed voice, at least five marines appeared momentarily in the corridor where the incident occurred.

“Hang in there, I am calling the police!” A voice shouted as he dashed towards the public telephone in the corridor, only to be stopped by another member of the Coast Guard.

“There’s no cause for alarm—we are the police around these parts.” The coast guardsman said blandly. “This is all standard procedure dealing with disorder in places like these.”

“Well… well…” the helping marine was temporarily robbed of his words, and his plan.

“Well, you can’t be the ambulance and the police at the same time,” Captain Mak, who thus far had refrained from any action, chimed in. “I am calling the paramedics. They will see who’s causing the bigger trouble here. We would also see if the authorities trust the boat police or licensed medical professionals more.”

And it appears by that statement, the coast guardsmen released the victim of their abuse, at least according to Captain Mak’s recollections.

“Nobody need know about what happened today, and we’ll leave everyone to collect their parcels at their convenience, okay?” He said, according to the implicated coast guardsman’s version of events.

The Home Office promised to have an independent investigation into this matter, but an early statement has been made that the Coast Guard were not in “that locality [that is, the Marines’ camp] in a policing capacity.”
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Kien-k’ang • After the Attorney-general has forbidden the printing of the Marines’ last poster, which made positive references to an infiltration attempt by the Dayashinese Empire, the force had spent six months mulling over its publicity options and presented an alternative: one that celebrates their efforts conveying relief goods and services in Vyzhva.

The previous poster, which was quite disagreeable as most artists say, was complicated by the fact that a public poll had supported it, pressuring the force to deliver on its commitments to use the poster as its recruitment tool in the coming fiscal year and to print at least 1,000 copies of it.

However, word came in March that their solicitors had reached an amiable settlement with the artist that submitted the work, whereby he agreed not to pursue any compensation through litigation of any kind.

The poll saw the Among Us-themed poster attract nearly a half million votes, fully twenty-fold what the runner-up poster achieved.

The Marines have averred that, while they would have selected the runner-up by default after the winner was withdrawn, they feel doing such a thing would be to renege on their commitment to public involvement in selecting their promotional art, which is “in principle not an incorrect thing,” according to their spokesperson Mr. E. R. Namb.

More tellingly, the runner-up was submitted by the Marines’ in-house art department, so defaulting to it may cause the entire contest to appear a sham. Instead, they quietly offered a public poll with paper ballots at the National Gallery of Fine Arts between May 24 and 26. There is a permanent exhibition on government propaganda and posters in this facility.

“We think this setting will better reflect the demands on artistic work by the public purse,” Namb said. “It is less susceptible to sensationalism that we think has unfortunately tanked the previous poll.”

The three new posters, which were exhibited to the public today after receiving the stamp of approval, contain comical depictions of the Marines’ effort to bring relief goods to the less settled quarters of Vyzhva, where an international coalition of forces uprooted its dictatorial regime in early 2019 but revealed gaping wants in basic amenities.

The actions of the Kolodorian government in expelling the entire population of Tamar, a Vyzhvan region which adjoins Kolodoria and is thereby claimed, have come under international censure. The desperate conditions of its populace require immediate relief, yet the locality is not so safe as permits ordinary efforts to convey the goods donated by Themiclesians, which have amounted to some 2,000 tonnes by the end of last year.

Thus, the forces intervened early this year to see to that the donations are quickly and safely disbursed to those in need, according to the Government’s instructions.

The first poster depicts Simona Bram, loaded with a humongous backpack containing water and medicine, trekking over the Vyzhvan country, noting that many roads are impassable, so goods are conveyed by foot.

The second poster features two smiling boxes of relief goods that have sprouted legs, though the message is that they will need legs to achieve the purpose for which they have been given—the limited means of delivery have severely curtailed the positive effects that relief goods ought to have made.

The third poster features Charles Mak-da, whose face is completely obscured by two heavy boxes. He is evidently a member of a relay team, but the poster has him questioning whether there is a next member in the route to whom he could “entrust these materials to see to their delivery”. The viewer is prompted ostensibly to become the next member in the relay team.

The trio of new posters will be in press starting in August.

“Actually, according to internal polls, posters are one of the less effective means to recruit in recent years,” Captain Mik said. “We find that we can recruit one for every 154 posters. On one hand, posters are necessarily anonymous; they cannot appeal to an individual’s personal aspirations. On the other hand, they are often posted over on community advertisement boards because our posters are in large format, which causes many managers to allow others to post their notices over ours.”
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Kien-k’ang • The 28-year-old Ilmari, Baron of Krem has lately made a Patreon pledge to give “a shoutout” to his largest patron in his maiden speech in the House of Lords, in his attempt to be clothed for his introduction ceremony.

Ilmari is not from a politicking family in Themiclesia: he recently inherited his seat from a deceased second cousin whose existence he did not know until he was contacted by the previous baron’s probate solicitors. Instead, he is a computer programmer working for Data Processing Corporation.

While Themiclesia’s upper house is not clad as much as some other nations’ in gold thread and ermine, the coronet and robes necessary for his introduction ceremony are still considerable costs. Recent estimates place the coronet north of $20,000 and the robes, $5,000. Under these accoutrements, he would need a frock coat, which would cost at least another $3,000.

“It came as an utter shock to me,” Ilmari says, “when I received a letter informing me that I have inherited a seat in the House of Lords but no fortune to go with it. The shock was not completely pleasant, but who am I to complain about a new job opportunity?”

However, the prospective outlays just to take his seat in the house have stunned him as well.

“I have no exposure to political things like this: I don’t even vote regularly, much less know how much I must pay out of hand to take my seat. But since the Clerk of Parliament has been phoning me every darn hour asking me when will I be available to kneel before the throne, I’ve resorted to the fastest way to get money I know—a Patreon campaign.”

“My largest patron will have a shoutout in my maiden speech,” he promised on his website. “But all patrons will have the opportunity to support this country’s constitutional government in a very direct way.”

“With those vague and insubstantial promises, he’s already starting to think like a peer,” noted republican pundit, Mr. Stuk, commented.

Nevertheless, there are more serious objections to this matter.

“Peers should not auction out their speeches to save a few pennies on an expense that every peer has to endure,” the Baron of Mak, a Liberal peer, said. “It’s not only their words that is being sold, but the ears of all other peers, and by extension the attention of the nation.”

Yet this notion is not unchallenged.

“That is rich coming from certain peers who receive much more and perform much more for their patrons whose identities remain completely unknown,” the Baroness of Pring said. “These patrons don’t just get a shoutout, but the whole shebang of piloting their legislative programmes through parliament.”
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BREAKING: Prince Stepanov has medical incident at cultural exchange; rushed to hospital

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PANCEVO, Sb - Stepanov, the Prince of Beloslavia and heir to the Letnian Throne, suddenly collapsed during the Annual Cultural Exchange Programme at the Capitol, according to military officials. Military personnel were seen rushing the Prince, who was unconscious, into an ambulance at the scene. Police have cordoned off the Capitol and Pančevo National Hospital, blocking inpatients and visitors from entry. Reporters claimed to have seen Letnian Embassy Security as well.

Letnia, Sebrenskiya, and Beloslavian officials have remained silent on the matter, only confirming the event happened. Letnian royal doctors are likely to join the recovery effort with the Prince, as was seen when Emperor Nicolas III fell in 2008 in Cherniya. The Emperor recovered fully, but it indicated his failing health then.

Stepanov is the last surviving child of Empress Katerina II, after his younger brother was killed in a car accident in 2012. The young prince, only 17, is the de jure Head of State of Beloslavia, but is also next in line for the Letnian Throne. Though he's the Prince of Beloslavia, he has minimal affairs in the direct governance of Beloslavia, and is generally excluded from political affairs in Letnia until he's reached the Age of the Majority (which Letnia defines as 18 years of age). Instead, the Prince learns formalities, diplomatic procedures, and is generally the forward face of the Royal Family to the other Letnian Commonwealth states and to Sebrenskiya, where the young age benefits in conversation with youth about the future of the Slavic states.

Update 9:50 P.M.: President Sandić has confirmed Stepanov has been hospitalized, and is in harsh condition. At this time, there has been no clarification of the medical incident or details of The Prince's complications. The President asked the nation for prayers and faith, and wishes the Prince a speedy recovery.


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Prince Stepanov, 17, dies by seizure in Pančevo National Hospital

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Prince Stepanov speaks to a child in Hallia during a 2018 visit

PANCEVO, Sb - Stepanov, the Prince of Beloslavia and heir to the Letnian Throne, died overnight due to a seizure, according to Government medical officials. Stepanov, who was visiting Sebrenskiya for an annual cultural exchange, had internal bleeding of an unknown origin, which caused him to collapse during the meeting. As he was receiving medical treatment, he had a seizure, and medical officials were unable to save his life. He is the only surviving son of Empress Katerina II.

Stepanov is well remembered in popular culture, maintaining vast social media presence which has a large following, to which they are called "Stepanov Stans". His work in cultural exchanges allowed the Letnian monarchy to remain in constant connection with youths across the Slavic world, though likely helped to increase his following on social media. In 2019, Stepanov briefly appeared in a post-apocalypse show called *The Final Hours*, where he was rescued from bandits by remnants of the Letnian Army.

Letnia's Parliament has re-passed the Mourning Act, which specifies that the Letnian Flag will be flown at half-mast for the next 21 days, and an official mourning period, where Letnian flags are entirely removed from the Letnian Palace will be issued for the next four days. The Letnian Royal Guard will also be deployed to Pancevo, where the body of Stepanov will be transported back to Turov on the ground. The procession will begin Friday at noon, and is expected to take 26 hours to return the body to Turov. Turov will then hold a funeral for the Prince over the following 4 days, before he will again be taken on the ground to his final resting place.

Sebrenskiya has also passed the Stepanov Mourning Act, which specifies the the Sebrenskiyan Flag will be placed under the Letnian flag and both will be flown at half-mast for the next 14 days. Sebrenskiyan National Police will also escort the Royal Guard to the Letnian Border, creating roadblocks and official viewing areas for those wishing to pay their respects. President Sandić has already confirmed that he will be going to the funeral for the Prince.

Beloslavia has passed the State Mourning Act, which will fly the Letnian Royal Banner at half mast for the next 14 days, without the Beloslavian flag. The Beloslavian flag will replace the banner after 14 days, but will remain at half mast for another 14. Prime Minister Sokolovsky has confirmed he will be attending the funeral. Additionally, Beloslavia has invoked the State Viewing Act, and the funeral for Stepanov will be viewable for all 86 hours on all local news stations operating within the country.

Cherniya has passed the Stepanov Mourning Act, which states that the Cherniyan Flag will remain at half mast for the next 14 days. There have been no official confirmations on whether or not state officials will attend the funeral.


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  • Doctor who lost Stepanov was photographed crying with blood on his hands
  • Letnia, Beloslavia face uncertain royal future


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Themiclesian serviceperson declared dead after incident in Kainan, raises questions


Kien-k’ang • Mr. Henry Naido, sergeant in Gwits-men’s Forgotten Marksmen, has been declared dead by the field hospital where he worked and was being treated, having suffered four shots to the torso from a gunman firing into the hospital. He was 31.

The circumstances of Naido’s fatal injury on the 29th were reported in the local press as an attempt to interpose himself between the gunman and the ward where those injured were temporarily settled prior to consultation. The identity of the gunman has not been revealed to the press with respect to the juridical processes of Kainan.

Miss Nakamiya, an eye-witness, wrote to this correspondent that Naido, realizing the gunman was about to open fire, lurched towards him and attempted to pry the weapon from his hands. In the struggle ensuing, the gunman discharged the weapon seven times, of which four landed on Naido.

“It was very horrible,” Nakamiya said to our correspondent earlier in an interview. “One of the radicals rushed into the hospital and shot that poor man. There were bullet holes in the ceiling.”

She was unwilling to continue the interview in person, due to all-too-recent recollections that still cause considerable mental anguish for her. But she was kind enough and, in our estimation, demonstrated her fortitude, in continuing her statements to this agency in writing.

The several seconds Naido earned permitted others to rush onto the scene and disarm and apprehend the gunman, who has since been delivered into the custody of local authorities, affidavits having been filed with the relevant jurisdiction.

Naido was provided with available medical attention immediately, and his condition briefly stabilized before worsening on the early morning of the 30th August instant. The Themiclesian ambassador to Kainan visited him yesterday and received assurances from Drs. Kam and Jackson that every effort is being made to improve his condition, which forbade transportation by air to Themiclesia.

The gunman’s motives remain a subject of speculation, as the armed groups in Kainan’s capital city have complex motives, and no-one has since claimed responsibility. The Foreign Office has made no comment in this wise since Naido’s passing.

Dr. Margaret Skur, Captain-general of Marines, has ordered Naido’s death to be printed in the gazettes or transactions of all the regiments. “The circumstances of his injury and death are, in my colleagues’ and my view, worthy of the broad acknowledgement of his peers,” she said in a statement to the press today, “as a result, it is in order for his name to be printed in the gazettes.”

Naido’s regiment is to arrange for consultations for his comrades-in-arms who have been aggrieved by his loss, while the field authority in Kainan will be providing similar attention to patients under the hospital’s care who, unfortunately, have witnessed the “awful carnage”.

“Many of the patients in the Themiclesian field hospital are survivors of similar traumata, and such an act of violence occurring at proximity is liable to cause much distress,” Dr. Kam said. “The hospital will be requesting further resources in this behalf and certainly from the professional bodies of the relevant fields.”

“We regret that such an unfortunate incident has occurred on the premises of what had been promised as a secure and adequate environment of healing,” Dr. Sap, Captain, said. “We want to apologize to our patients and others who have entrusted their health and safety, or that of their family member or friend, to us. We are grateful for your confidence and very sorry that we have failed to deliver on that promise.”

This breach of security has solicited questions from various commentators, who have offered their thoughts on the security arrangements around the hospital. Dr. Mir believes that the idea of a gunman carrying an unconcealed AK-47 rifle into a hospital ward is “honestly quite ludicrous” and “if true, suggests some serious omissions.” According to the Themiclesian Marines’ schema of the area, armed guards are stationed at all entrances to the hospital, while patrols monitor the presence of armed individuals at a greater distance. As it is universally forbidden in Themiclesia to carry weapons into hospitals, Mir does not think the gunman was admitted legitimately.

“This is an omission in security and, more importantly, a serious breach of patients’ trust,” Mir said. “Nothing is more sacrosanct than a patient’s trust in a physician’s commitment to their recovery and, by extension, their security in the healing environment. Investigations must be had to root out the omission and, if applicable, the identity of the responsible individual.”

“We must take the safety of those under our care most seriously and as the highest priority—our troops are there to do a service, not a favour,” the Baroness of Kra, Crossbencher, spoke passionately today to the hear-hears of a handful of members sitting. “The quality of care delivered is not only in medicine, but also the environment fostered and guaranteed by military force. Failing that, what right have we to put troops there? Everyone—physicians, surgeons, and even the patrols—must be of the same mind. If our troops are not doing their jobs, the people of Kainan are justified to criticize and reject them.”

The Baron of Krem, President of Barons, responded to Kra that the Government has taken her statements into consideration but admits there are “many outstanding challenges to meeting the expectations of the Kainanese public of which the noble baroness has graciously and powerfully reminded the Government,” for which “adjustments and renewed efforts are soon forthcoming.”

“I am sure the noble baron, in giving us the Government’s assurance, has also given this house a robust basis for confidence,” she replied. “Our hearts are anxious for not only the rapidly deteriorating situation in the world but also Themiclesia’s lasting commitment to the relief of those challenges to secure and decent living. Those commitments are not to be diluted by arrogance and over-confidence.”

“It is of course nice to see that politicians are pushing for higher standards in the administration of humanitarian relief,” Mir commented. “But these things are often easier said than done. Nevertheless, this is a stronger reaction in Parliament than we have previously seen, and coming from a noted figure in the area, the Government may have reason to press for actual improvements rather than bide for time.”
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Themiclesian troops in Idacua fed prisoners “inadequate meals”, suit says


Kien-k’ang • The International Liberty Front, a mercenary firm that has also been classified as terrorists by several states, has filed a suit on July 30 this year at the Human Rights Council, asserting that its members under Themiclesian captivity have been treated to foods that are “not adequately prepared”.

The ILF is represented by Ree, Ree, Ree & Co., a Kien-k’ang law firm.

“Examples of this want of due attention include the rationing of raw fish, peanut butter, almond butter, cow’s milk, goat’s milk, meals with too many calories, meals with too few calories, too much sodium, and too much fat,” the executive summary released to the press said.

The declaration to the court said that these food items, though not necessarily harmful in se, are not well considered in the context of the captivity of prisoners.

“When members under captivity are given food, they may not eat them immediately, which provides ample opportunity for bacteria to fester,” it said, “and since the food has been supplied at intervals not agreeing with their dietary habits, they have reason to suspect that some of this food is no longer fit for consumption when their appetites appear. Given prolonged exposure to this regimen, it is the concern of the Plaintiff that members may suffer from food poisoning or malnutrition.”

Per the same declaration, there are also members of the International Liberty Front who do not eat raw fish or peanut butter, and entreaties upon them have apparently been ignored.

“The Plaintiffs declare that their members’ right to health has been unfairly abridged and demand the same to be corrected by an order of this Court and monetary damages to be paid out by the Themiclesian government,” the filed documents state.

The Chancellor of the Human Rights Council has ordered the Government to respond within 40 days, or risk a judgement in default. In July, the La government had declined to make further statements, but it appears that by Sept. 1, an answer has been filed at the Human Rights Council.

The Government quietly appointed the royal attorney Sjts. Eric Kut and Martin Lyik to look into the charges, while the Marines asked Sjt. Mrits-ga, captain, and Messers. Pembroke, Nam, and Krim, solicitors and also captains, to assist in the investigation.

“The Defendant confesses to the declaration regarding the substitution of almond butter for peanut butter in sandwich bread and submits to the judgement of the Court in this matter,” the Government said. “All other declarations the Defendant denies, and demand proof from the Plaintiff to be shown in this Court.”

The Government has stated that on Feb. 12, 2020, a certain member of the ILF had indeed told his guard that he could not eat peanut butter sandwiches and demanded the guard inform the canteen likewise. This was done, but the next day the canteen supplied an almond butter sandwich instead, whereas the prisoner had a physiological intolerance of nuts in general, not merely peanuts. Unfortunately, the following day, the prisoner bit into the sandwich and suffered a serious but non-fatal allergic reaction, from which he was able to recover after transportation to a hospital.

$12,450 in medical expenses and more in costs were awarded by the court to the prisoner, whose name is kept secret under the Privacy Act.

However, the other allegations reflect “misuse and abuse of a systematic character” according to the plaintiffs’ statements, rather than “singular occurrences or mishaps”.

“It is the position of the Defendant that it is under no obligation by statute or international law to supply foods in strict accordance with the prisoners’ dietary habits and schedules, when they do not concern a physiological requirement or religious commitment,” it said.

It further states that prisoners have been able to select their meals from the same menu as Themiclesian troops themselves, and it remains to be seen what the ILF will next aver to demonstrate the Government’s negligence.
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Opposition: “appalling ineptitude” in Kainan relief scheme


Kien-k’ang • “There is evidence of appalling ineptitude in the Kainan relief scheme,” said the Leader of the Opposition Lord Sal today in the House of Commons. “So much could have been done better in the interest of the local populace of Kainan, on whose territories our forces have encroached without explicit permission.”

“We demand a satisfactory explanation from the Government how a gunman acting alone could have evaded the watchful eye of 56 armed guards around the field hospital, entering the hospital with malicious intention,” he chastised from the opposition benches, while Government ministers looked with blank expressions.

“The presence of the gunman is a matter yet under investigation, Mr. Speaker,” Smlemp Tswats said. “We have nothing to offer to the Leader of the Opposition with accusations foaming and frothing at his mouth! The Government, Mr. Speaker, has no intention to subvert the judicial power of the Kainanese government to investigate why a heinous crime was committed on its own territories.”

The house was uproarious with clamour when the victim of the gunman’s rampage was brought up by the shadow minister for defence, Mr. Pram.

“The entire basis, Mr. Speaker,” Sal continued after the beckoning from the chair, “of this intervention was the deterioration of the Kainanese government, which is so far degraded that vital amenities were unable to reach those in desperate need. Now, does the Government intend to leave to such a patently unreliable administration the justice deserved by Mr. Naido, who took four bullets to his chest, by a most detestable ambush and in an unarmed state? Is this the way the Government intends to answer to the world about its horrendously botched operation, by unburdening itself upon another administration so feeble as to require rescue?”

“The Conservative Party well demonstrates its unblemished record for the respect of the dead. The record will show that it is not from this side of the House that the name of a deceased man was uttered for political gain, Mr. Speaker!” Tswats retorted, or virtually shouted, vehemently.

One of the Liberal backbenchers was overheard saying that Pram had “walked right into the trap”. Nevertheless, the criticism from the Speaker’s left was relentless.

“Antics of this kind have no currency on this side of the house, Mr. Speaker,” Leader Sal replied, “but I cannot confidently state the same for the other side. The people will be the judge whether asking if a homicide is thoroughly investigated is ‘political gain’ in the words of Mr. Smlemp. I think I state for all honourable members in the Conservative Party and other parties, to say that our questions remain unanswered: does the Government intend to rely upon the Kainanese government, which has not explicitly invited us, to provide basic security for not only our own troops, but also the invalids admitted to their care?”

The Government frontbench then proceeded to illustrate its initial plans for the distribution of security personnel around the field hospital. It stated that all paths leading to it were at all times guarded by at least two armed soldiers, and aerial surveillance had been set up to scan for suspicious movements. These stipulations, however, were by the Opposition dismissed as insufficient as “shown by eventualities”. The Government argued that multiple experts had concurred as to the sufficiency of the plan prior to its implementation.

“Does the Government therefore accuse the 56 armed guards of incompetence and accuse them of the death of Mr. Naido?” Pram said.

“I think the most likely culprit of Mr. Naido’s death was the gunman rather than the 56 armed guards, or any of His Majesty’s ministers for that matter,” the Prime Minister La replied. “But that is merely a speculation for the time being. And, additionally, the public will soon know that it is not this party that rabidly points fingers and launches crusades for flaws that, though have serious consequences, are still not well understood.”

The statement seems to have revitalized the spirits of the Liberal MPs, who appeared battered by the torrent of criticism from the Opposition.

Nevertheless, the Opposition appeared to be carrying the debate in the House today when it drove home the point of the Government unpreparedness in relation to its assumed commitments to the Kainanese public. The Government responded with energy but appeared to some commentators as merely reversing accusations, rather than laying down its own interpretation of events.

“We in the Conservative Party are in agreement with the Government, Mr. Speaker,” the Deputy Leader Mrs. Rar said, “that the Kainanese government is in default of its basic responsibilities towards its people, and those defaults have wreaked havoc on standard of life and security in the vicinity. We have supported this present intervention in this House and in parties political across the country. What we cannot agree with, however, is the Government’s failures in the eyes of the community of nations.

“By its deployment in June, it had agreed to uphold the things which the Kainanese government was unable to. The people there are suffering a military occupation in substance if not in name, and its absolutely fair to expect, Mr. Speaker, that a regime which they have not chosen will do all things their own government is in default in.

“It is one thing when these failures at basic amenities and security arise from an incompetent administration selected by the local people, Mr. Speaker, but another when arising out of a renewed promise backed by an extraordinary and military power. It is an appalling failure that many on this side of the House have called a grotesque betrayal of the long-downtrodden hope the Kainanese people. We wonder, Mr. Speaker, what explanation can the Government give for this disappointment.

“We do not even speak of the matters attending Mr. Naido, because as much as a tragedy his passing is, it may be considered together with the heroism of his choice that moment to throw himself between a homicidal gunman and defenceless victims. It was not required of him—no, not from this side of the House—though doubtlessly it would not have been necessary had more adequate planning been implemented. We speak of the Kainanese people, who have no choice but to endure whatever is put upon them. Is it not right to expect, Mr. Speaker, that a higher standard of care exists relative to an unequal party, such as that of a patient in the hands of a physician, or of a client in the hands of a lawyer? Have we not put the Kainanese people into our own hands in like manner?”

The Prime Minister arose slowly to the podium but made what our political analyst considered one of his most powerful speeches in some months and one of the few highlights of the Liberal bench today.

“The Opposition say that they have supported this intervention from the beginning, but in my forty years in politics, I have never before heard an uglier untruth that arrogates as much and as quickly as does this one, Mr. Speaker. Not more than two months hereto, the Opposition made every effort in this House and the other House to block the intervention.

“They said it would be expensive, but now it appears nothing is more valuable politically than to be the saviour of a people so deprived and impoverished, than to say not enough is being spent, nay nothing at all, is being spent;

“They said that any deployment whatever would be an intolerable infringement upon the democratic will of the Kainanese people, but it appears today that the larger the deployment the more preferable it would be in their eyes;

“The truth is, Mr. Speaker, the Government has a finite amount of resource to spend to deliver as much care and security as possible. The Opposition’s reaction has distanced us from those ends which they now insist. The honourable Mr. Pram has never uttered a single word in the interest of people to whose defence he now springs, until an investigation insisted upon by this government has revealed the enormity of the Kainanese administration.

“I will take no lectures from the Prime Minister, Mr. Speaker,” Lord Sal replied after the head of government’s speech had the amazing effect of silencing at least the Liberal side of the house. “He has the choice to ignore the voice of this party or even of other members of this honourable House as he wishes, and there will not be serious consequences for the administration he leads until the next general election, but he cannot ignore the voice of the Kainanese people.

“Regardless of what this party has said in the past, it stands to reason to say that the governing party must be held responsible for what it undertakes, whether they are limited by political commitments to other parties or not. Today, the Government has troops in Kainan with the promise to create a safe space where the ill can be treated and convalesce. Our question remains unanswered: will the Government promise to deliver this, within the resources it has, and be responsible if it fails to?”
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Kien-k’ang • The remains of Henry Naido, a soldier who with his own body blocked a gunman wielding an automatic weapon intending to shoot at inpatients in the field hospital in Kainan, were received by his family at Ram Airfield today. He was declared dead on the 2nd of Sept. instant, having suffered four critical wounds in the process of wrestling with the gunman.

Ram Airfield is operated by the Themiclesian Air Force, and it has been sighted that the ground staff stood in silence with their hats doffed when the body was unloaded. A modest, black-wearing group has turned out of the delivery of the casket, which has been sealed in Kainan and wrapped with linen on the outside.

Naido’s sister, Ms. Naido, acted as mistress of her older brother’s funerary rites. The delivery process was very dignified—Ms. Naido only needed to hear the ill-news delivered from the lips of the captain of the aircraft. Naido’s body has been rolled off the tarmac to a waiting hearse.

The message was brief and without pomp. The correspondent being asked to maintain a respectful distance by the airfield staff, was only able to see the message conclude with a prolonged bow of the officer’s head and of who appeared to be subordinates in his company.

Ms. Naido thanked the captain and turned away. The small group that turned out removed their hats and bowed their heads to Ms. Naido as she walked pass them. None of them left until Ms. Naido and the hearse following her car had left the site.

Shortly after the delivery of the body, the Ministry of Defence delivered a press statement to the effect that, with due deference to Mr. Naido’s express wish, his sister will have full power to preside over his funerary rites, and the Naidos respectfully decline funerary gifts from all except close friends and family. The provulgation of Mr. Naido’s death is expected to come later in September.

Under Themiclesian custom, the death of an individual is private to their family until provulgation—the process where the public is informed of the loss and invited to participate in subsequent parts of the funeral. Depending on the family’s preparedness for the loss, provulgation can occur as soon as a few days or weeks afterwards. However, interestingly, failing to provulgate at all is a criminal offence.

As Naido is expected to receive a commendation for his actions in Kainan, this press has received information that the Chancellor of the Exchequer, who is also ex officio governor over the Inner Region, wherein is Naido’s town, has been in contact with the Naidos for the drafting of his eulogy, that all terms are acceptable to the family. The eulogy will be delivered to the Council of Peers and be the basis for a commendation.

The tranquility of Naido’s funeral arrangement contrast with the furor that characterized yesterday’s unusually fierce debate on the floor of the Commons. Disagreement over the correct extent of Themiclesia’s involvement and commitments, as well as the Government’s responsibility towards the general and displaced populace, continue.

“The whole operation was ill thought out,” Lord Syal, Leader of the Opposition said today after an inconclusive debate stretching over twelve hours. “The Government clearly had no mind of its own what the exit conditions are; it was, and still is, only interested in the good publicity of early involvement in a humanitarian crisis.

“It has no clearly-defined objectives in pursuit of which a confined set of resources can be established. If it was not censured today, this could develop into a fiscal black hole.”
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Stored-value Magneta card

Kien-k’ang • While the KRT has the dubious honour as the least intuitive rapid transit system in a list of 24 major cities across the world, not less with its confusing and proliferating payment methods, the KRT created a public event to celebrate the 50th birthday of the Magneta card, the KRT’s own cashless payment method.

While the astute will point out that the Magneta was launched on September 15, 1972, the KRT has pre-empted this objection by providing sale records that in fact the first card was sold on August 20, 1971, to KRT staff members who agreed to test the product prior to its public announcement. According to the KRT, the provisional system was “technically identical” to the public implementation, and so the birth of the Magneta should be dated to 1971.

The Magneta card, for all its flaws, was the brainchild of Drs. Nrat and Qu-prim, who worked in the Storage Division of the Data Processing and Recording Machines Company, one of Themiclesia’s most renowned in the technology sector. They patented the magnetic stripe card that we know today in 1969, attaching to a substrate a piece of nine-track tape, then used as off-line storage on mainframes in manner not dissimilar to a cassette tape.

In the 1960s, the process of taking the KRT was schematically to the time when its first component opened in 1883. You buy a ticket with a destination at a window or machine or arrived with a seasonal pass, got it punched at the gate, and went onto a train; arriving at the destination, you leave the station from a gate where the ticket was collected or the pass inspected. This system, though proven, created many points of congestion—at the window and at the gates. In busy hours, this could mean getting caught in up to three queues.

The first Magneta was issued in 1972 as a representation of a seasonal pass. It was, in all wise, the same—costing as much as the pass, plus a fee for the new format. The card, in combination with a new gate, could save travellers several minutes at peak hours. This Magneta asked for a $50 deposit, ostensibly to remind holders not to misplace the new technology.

But the revolution came in 1975, when a new Magneta hit the scene and eliminated the need to buy single-journey tickets at all. Buying single-journey tickets was and still is the largest bottleneck on the KRT, as you need to queue to obtain it. In the 1960s, queues on the Metropolitan and Urban were obscenely long by modern standards, and, in the absence of lobbies, could be exposed on the streets.

For the time-sensitive traveller who also did not also have fixed routes, the new Magneta was an essential item effectively to push into every queue, though it also required a $50 deposit.

In 1992, this privilege was extended to concessionary travellers, who up to this point had no choice other than to queue for tickets if they wanted their status honoured. It is not difficult to imagine that KRT would have delayed this change as long as possible to encourage them to pay full fares instead.

Was the Magneta innovative? Yes and no. It is a product whose evolution is quite apparent, being a pioneer in the arena of cashless travel cards.

The Magneta, functionally, is similar to a seasonal pass, since it collects fares for multiple journeys (for fixed intervals on seasonal passes and as many as you like on the Magneta) all at once. In fact, the first Magneta is a seasonal pass with a fixed origin and destination. It condenses the ticket-buying part of the experience so that you only need to fork over the money once. But the second Magneta is informed by your actual movement across the network as it happened; the act of purchasing has been integrated into the act of travelling. You no longer need to queue, tell, and receive a ticket, as a detour, from the actual trip you want to take.

The KRT called it “a great step forward in the experience of travel”, and we are inclined to agree with them.

However, the Magneta is, in the grand scheme of things, a very limited device, technically only able to store 24 bits of data in its stripe.

The seasonal Magneta stores two 9-bit station codes, which are read-only, and a 5-bit date code. The origin and destination gates check if the station codes match, indicating a correct journey, and the origin gate checks the date code to ensure it isn’t today—that means the holder was trying to make a second journey with the same ticket from the same origin. The final bit was for parity.

The stored-value Magneta stores one 9-bit station code, a 5-bit time code, and a 16-bit balance. The 16-bit space evaluates to 65,535 in decimal, hence its upper limit of €655.35. The origin gate first checks that the station code is set to all 1s, which means there is no journey in progress then writes its station code to the field and the current hour. The destination gate contains more intricate circuitry—it reads the station code, time, and balance, matches the station code to the correct price, and writes the updated balance. The time code is checked to make sure the journey was taken in a reasonable time.

Electrically, that sums up the entire capability of the Magneta card and the gates that read them.

This also explains why there are multiple Magneta readers on the same gate when, in all sense, one reader should be able to read both. However, because the reading and writing mechanisms and data paths are hard-wired to the transistor logic, the seasonal Magneta reader actually cannot tell if something else is inserted into it. To avoid corrupting data on the stored-value Magneta, the data cells on the latter are physically shaped differently and will simply trigger an error if inserted into the seasonal slot.

Mr. Patrick Rector said, “Because Magneta cards are indistinct, information, including balance, cannot be associated with any database. There is no way for the system to tell who is using the card at all. That’s why there’s a signature at the back as a rudimentary form of identity tracking, but at its heart it’s just a digital wallet, and anyone who picks it up can use what’s in it.

“As soon as you step outside at the destination, the digital memory of your trip evaporates. KRT, at least in 1975, did not care—it has your fare in its coffers already. The idea of keeping travel logs of every passenger would have been ludicrous, but this was not due to an early sensitivity to privacy, but data storage was expensive. The 3,000,000 trips made every day would create 9MB per day. Within four months, 1GB of data in origin stations, time, and balance alone is created, and more if Magneta cards were serialized. That also means installing a computer capable of handling simultaneous interactions with the thousands of gates across the KRT network and physically wiring them together.”
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