International Freedom Coalition (OOC, APPS TEMP CLOSED)

[Shazbotdom]

That shacking you talk of is our AShMs hitting and utterly ripping your hopeless ships apart like a tin can.

Oh my friend. There will be no ships. We will not endanger so many lives.

As Grand Allied Commander and a member of the Leadership of this Alliance, I am ordering you to leave this thread, NOW. If you post in here again, it will be reported.

[Gauliscia]

Oh my friend. There will be no ships. We will not endanger so many lives.

As Grand Allied Commander and a member of the Leadership of this Alliance, I am ordering you to leave this thread, NOW. If you post in here again, it will be reported.

I think that's an unnecessary measure. Before you report me, let me tell you I am an old friend and former member of this alliance that means no OOC harm.

[Rhinocera]

As Grand Allied Commander and a member of the Leadership of this Alliance, I am ordering you to leave this thread, NOW. If you post in here again, it will be reported.

I think that's an unnecessary measure. Before you report me, let me tell you I am an old friend and former member of this alliance that means no OOC harm.

Krjder?

[Valaran]

By the way, how many people here are up for an invasion of Ardoki if they expel our investigators?

Valaran wouldn't - mostly since such a war would be costly and not worth the effort. Though, we more than happy to leave Ardoki unprotected...

[Pillowlandia]

whilst I'm willing to support an invasion my own forces are spread rather then with current and upcoming obligations/conflicts. Not to mention rising IC tension in my region requiring me to divert even more forces to the homeland than normal. Fun times. (fun fact: my president is facing charges of perjury)

[Roskian Federation]

whilst I'm willing to support an invasion my own forces are spread rather then with current and upcoming obligations/conflicts. Not to mention rising IC tension in my region requiring me to divert even more forces to the homeland than normal. Fun times. (fun fact: my president is facing charges of perjury)

Just shoot him and move on with it

I would support an invasion but there isnt a lot I can do about it

[Libraria and Ausitoria]

Well, obviously I am.

As am I. It's highly doubtful that Ardoki can prove itself worthy of self rule at this point.

So where are we with a retcon?

Waiting on Novo Wagondia.

whilst I'm willing to support an invasion my own forces are spread rather then with current and upcoming obligations/conflicts. Not to mention rising IC tension in my region requiring me to divert even more forces to the homeland than normal. Fun times. (fun fact: my president is facing charges of perjury)

Since Ardoki's rather busy with RL, I expect we'll finish Bluewell first. (I should have stuff up on that soon).

I think that's an unnecessary measure. Before you report me, let me tell you I am an old friend and former member of this alliance that means no OOC harm.

Krjder?

I think so, and I'm personally inclined to allow old friends to post here, unless Shazbotdom insists.

[Shazbotdom]

I think so, and I'm personally inclined to allow old friends to post here, unless Shazbotdom insists.

It was mainly the language, the "International Faggot Coalition" that make me tell him that. I didn't want modly hammers to come down on this thread. There's been way too much shit posting in the past and I wanted to nip it in the butt before it got excessive.

[Gauliscia]

I think so, and I'm personally inclined to allow old friends to post here, unless Shazbotdom insists.

It was mainly the language, the "International Faggot Coalition" that make me tell him that. I didn't want modly hammers to come down on this thread. There's been way too much shit posting in the past and I wanted to nip it in the butt before it got excessive.

Oh, it's all just a laugh. I've avoided mod hammers. Despite posting some really charged material. Like a village rape..

[The United Remnants of America]

By the way, how many people here are up for an invasion of Ardoki if they expel our investigators?

Yes.

I've been waiting on this for you don't know how long.

[Great Feng]

shit the biggest force in China just forced my neighbor(Liu Biao) who was quite weak because I dealt him a crushing defeat to surrender. I now need to work together with other forces, stop war with my current enemy(Liu Yan) and coax him to become friendly again, and strike the other guy(Cao Cao) while he has few forces there to gain an advantage and rob him of having cities near my core territory and to drive him back away from Jing province. Hopefully I can work with Yuan Shao and Tao Qian to beat Cao Cao because he outnumbers my 200K strong force by 300K(500K total).



In other news laptop is broken. Have to wait 3 months to fix it at least rough estimate.

[Libraria and Ausitoria]

How very tedious! Does that mean you'll be posting less often?

By the way, how many people here are up for an invasion of Ardoki if they expel our investigators?

Yes.

I've been waiting on this for you don't know how long.

Excellent. I understand Ardoki is/has expelled our investigators, so if you'd like to double check that point, would you like to take the lead in planning the invasion? Ausitoria can spare a Marine Corps.

[The United Remnants of America]

How very tedious! Does that mean you'll be posting less often?

Yes.

I've been waiting on this for you don't know how long.

Excellent. I understand Ardoki is/has expelled our investigators, so if you'd like to double check that point, would you like to take the lead in planning the invasion? Ausitoria can spare a Marine Corps.

*whistle*

Planning? But... it's Summer... I can't plan an invasion in the Summer.

I'd honestly love to. Like, that's all I've wanted to do ever. If you could see how hard the thought makes me, you'd understand. But Summer is my busiest season of the year since I'm not in a rigid schedule that the school year cycle keeps people in.

I can more than willingly participate and offer any and all advice I can muster if asked, but I can't take the lead on this; I'm sorry.

Note: One of the sad moments where OOC has to overtake IC, which I try my hardest to keep from happening. ICly, the URA would chomp at this bit for this, if not be invading Ardoki on its own.

[Gauliscia]

Offiziëleche Verchlaaring de Boendesréich Waalischië
Official Statement of the United Realm of Gauliscia

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Recipient
The International Freedom Coalition

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Personally, grief stricken reports have brought to my ever-patient ears by Shamans -who, diligently tending to their steaming altars by night, stringing high the tawny rabbits on the gables or feeding the eternal flickering flames with branches and mice, could hear the tormented baying of workers or the distressed wailing of mothers from Ardoki. We have grown accustomed to such disturbances over the ages. But indeed are the ordained sitters in the high halls of many turreted Clovisburg disturbed greatly when a confederation of states, flying high a fluttering banner of freedom set out to cooperate with the Ardokian chieftains. The very chieftains who ploughed the backs of its populace with whip and chain, and stole away the fruits of wombs of those who didn't adhere to their ways, snickering without remorse and always with undue delight. This has persuaded us to uncontrollably retch with revulsion at your schemes which are tricksy inasmuch as they are depraved.

So, here in Gauliscia, we have busied ourselves, like summer bees; treading the sweet oozing nectar to honey and filling the empty combs with it, we have posted to ward of the buzzing herds of idle drones. Yes, billowing clouds of black smoke rise from our sooty smitheries, and heaving hazes of golden sawdust rise from the sawmills as we prepare the bridal and blade. We make ready for a war that will be as short as it will be successful for us. For we have pleaded to the ancient honour and ever living glory of our legions, our shamans have blessed the cohorts and adorned all the war shafts with time-honoured talismans. And so, with the first hurling of our javelins at your gaping and disorderly ranks, you will yield victory to us, your most senior chieftains falling on their scraped knees, surrounded by the frothing black gore of your destroyed armies, and, clutching the ankles of even our most junior officers, beg and weep for mercy.

And furthermore, the pulsing and steaming entrails of geese flying westwards, caught by nets, have foretold of the sacking of great cities. These cities will be yours. We shall torch the huts of your citizenry, lay waste to your palaces, carry off the sparkling treasures of your cheap prestige and our warriors will leave no human crevice of flesh unsullied by their righteous lust. All your nations shall be flung into the mixing bowl and grounded like pepper, into a mist that will be served in the golden and high feasting halls of the High King, where tales of your fate will be told by veterans or lyre-clutching bards and met with unquenchable laughter and scorn by all those favoured to sit in the high halls of many turreted Clovisburg, as they give their limbs to an excess of the fruits of Ægir, swirling the purple liquid and splashing it far and wide. And when they awake from their drunken stupor, the ancient state of Gauliscia will still be living and rife with life. But your confederation will be forgotten, it's pages of history poured over only by virgin professors.

The Gauliscian Boar has grown too accustomed to foraging mushrooms and snails. Now, it founds tawny rabbits delactable and its meat savoury to its tongue.

Waalischië Vorwaartz!

Field Marshall Elerich Jawœrkund

[Libraria and Ausitoria]

How very tedious! Does that mean you'll be posting less often?


Excellent. I understand Ardoki is/has expelled our investigators, so if you'd like to double check that point, would you like to take the lead in planning the invasion? Ausitoria can spare a Marine Corps.

*whistle*

Planning? But... it's Summer... I can't plan an invasion in the Summer.

I'd honestly love to. Like, that's all I've wanted to do ever. If you could see how hard the thought makes me, you'd understand. But Summer is my busiest season of the year since I'm not in a rigid schedule that the school year cycle keeps people in.

I quite understand - although I should mention I get the impression Ardoki doesn't intend to devote more than an hour per week to the subject for the next several months, so it probably wouldn't go very quickly - don't know whether that sort of commitment sounds manageable?

[Shazbotdom]

Can't we just kick the Ardoki delegate out the door with a parachute bag filled with cooking utensils and get back to business in the Council in Summit thread?

[New Aeyariss]

Can't we just kick the Ardoki delegate out the door with a parachute bag filled with cooking utensils and get back to business in the Council in Summit thread?

Just a note, I will pay N$D 10 000 000 for successful delivery of said delegate to closest Nihonese government's office.

carry on.

[Libraria and Ausitoria]

Can't we just kick the Ardoki delegate out the door with a parachute bag filled with cooking utensils and get back to business in the Council in Summit thread?

Not until we know what's being retconned, which requires Novo Wagondia. (Anybody seen him around, by the way?)

[The United Remnants of America]

*whistle*

Planning? But... it's Summer... I can't plan an invasion in the Summer.

I'd honestly love to. Like, that's all I've wanted to do ever. If you could see how hard the thought makes me, you'd understand. But Summer is my busiest season of the year since I'm not in a rigid schedule that the school year cycle keeps people in.

I quite understand - although I should mention I get the impression Ardoki doesn't intend to devote more than an hour per week to the subject for the next several months, so it probably wouldn't go very quickly - don't know whether that sort of commitment sounds manageable?

To the subject of NS or to this specific topic?

Possibly, since even I still devote 2-5 hours a day on average to NS.

[Gauliscia]

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Offiziëleche Verchlaaring de Boendesréich Waalischië
Official Statement of the United Realm of Gauliscia

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Recipient
The International Freedom Coalition

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Personally, grief stricken reports have brought to my ever-patient ears by Shamans -who, diligently tending to their steaming altars by night, stringing high the tawny rabbits on the gables or feeding the eternal flickering flames with branches and mice, could hear the tormented baying of workers or the distressed wailing of mothers from Ardoki. We have grown accustomed to such disturbances over the ages. But indeed are the ordained sitters in the high halls of many turreted Clovisburg disturbed greatly when a confederation of states, flying high a fluttering banner of freedom set out to cooperate with the Ardokian chieftains. The very chieftains who ploughed the backs of its populace with whip and chain, and stole away the fruits of wombs of those who didn't adhere to their ways, snickering without remorse and always with undue delight. This has persuaded us to uncontrollably retch with revulsion at your schemes which are tricksy inasmuch as they are depraved.

So, here in Gauliscia, we have busied ourselves, like summer bees; treading the sweet oozing nectar to honey and filling the empty combs with it, we have posted to ward of the buzzing herds of idle drones. Yes, billowing clouds of black smoke rise from our sooty smitheries, and heaving hazes of golden sawdust rise from the sawmills as we prepare the bridal and blade. We make ready for a war that will be as short as it will be successful for us. For we have pleaded to the ancient honour and ever living glory of our legions, our shamans have blessed the cohorts and adorned all the war shafts with time-honoured talismans. And so, with the first hurling of our javelins at your gaping and disorderly ranks, you will yield victory to us, your most senior chieftains falling on their scraped knees, surrounded by the frothing black gore of your destroyed armies, and, clutching the ankles of even our most junior officers, beg and weep for mercy.

And furthermore, the pulsing and steaming entrails of geese flying westwards, caught by nets, have foretold of the sacking of great cities. These cities will be yours. We shall torch the huts of your citizenry, lay waste to your palaces, carry off the sparkling treasures of your cheap prestige and our warriors will leave no human crevice of flesh unsullied by their righteous lust. All your nations shall be flung into the mixing bowl and grounded like pepper, into a mist that will be served in the golden and high feasting halls of the High King, where tales of your fate will be told by veterans or lyre-clutching bards and met with unquenchable laughter and scorn by all those favoured to sit in the high halls of many turreted Clovisburg, as they give their limbs to an excess of the fruits of Ægir, swirling the purple liquid and splashing it far and wide. And when they awake from their drunken stupor, the ancient state of Gauliscia will still be living and rife with life. But your confederation will be forgotten, it's pages of history poured over only by virgin professors.

The Gauliscian Boar has grown too accustomed to foraging mushrooms and snails. Now, it founds tawny rabbits delactable and its meat savoury to its tongue.

Waalischië Vorwaartz!

Field Marshall Elerich Jawœrkund

Yeah, if you wouldn't mind replying... Kinda put some effort into it

[Flardania]

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Offiziëleche Verchlaaring de Boendesréich Waalischië
Official Statement of the United Realm of Gauliscia

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Recipient
The International Freedom Coalition

---

Personally, grief stricken reports have brought to my ever-patient ears by Shamans -who, diligently tending to their steaming altars by night, stringing high the tawny rabbits on the gables or feeding the eternal flickering flames with branches and mice, could hear the tormented baying of workers or the distressed wailing of mothers from Ardoki. We have grown accustomed to such disturbances over the ages. But indeed are the ordained sitters in the high halls of many turreted Clovisburg disturbed greatly when a confederation of states, flying high a fluttering banner of freedom set out to cooperate with the Ardokian chieftains. The very chieftains who ploughed the backs of its populace with whip and chain, and stole away the fruits of wombs of those who didn't adhere to their ways, snickering without remorse and always with undue delight. This has persuaded us to uncontrollably retch with revulsion at your schemes which are tricksy inasmuch as they are depraved.

So, here in Gauliscia, we have busied ourselves, like summer bees; treading the sweet oozing nectar to honey and filling the empty combs with it, we have posted to ward of the buzzing herds of idle drones. Yes, billowing clouds of black smoke rise from our sooty smitheries, and heaving hazes of golden sawdust rise from the sawmills as we prepare the bridal and blade. We make ready for a war that will be as short as it will be successful for us. For we have pleaded to the ancient honour and ever living glory of our legions, our shamans have blessed the cohorts and adorned all the war shafts with time-honoured talismans. And so, with the first hurling of our javelins at your gaping and disorderly ranks, you will yield victory to us, your most senior chieftains falling on their scraped knees, surrounded by the frothing black gore of your destroyed armies, and, clutching the ankles of even our most junior officers, beg and weep for mercy.

And furthermore, the pulsing and steaming entrails of geese flying westwards, caught by nets, have foretold of the sacking of great cities. These cities will be yours. We shall torch the huts of your citizenry, lay waste to your palaces, carry off the sparkling treasures of your cheap prestige and our warriors will leave no human crevice of flesh unsullied by their righteous lust. All your nations shall be flung into the mixing bowl and grounded like pepper, into a mist that will be served in the golden and high feasting halls of the High King, where tales of your fate will be told by veterans or lyre-clutching bards and met with unquenchable laughter and scorn by all those favoured to sit in the high halls of many turreted Clovisburg, as they give their limbs to an excess of the fruits of Ægir, swirling the purple liquid and splashing it far and wide. And when they awake from their drunken stupor, the ancient state of Gauliscia will still be living and rife with life. But your confederation will be forgotten, it's pages of history poured over only by virgin professors.

The Gauliscian Boar has grown too accustomed to foraging mushrooms and snails. Now, it founds tawny rabbits delactable and its meat savoury to its tongue.

Waalischië Vorwaartz!

Field Marshall Elerich Jawœrkund

Yeah, if you wouldn't mind replying... Kinda put some effort into it

and I'm trying to put some effort in my response, please be patient

[Libraria and Ausitoria]

Yeah, if you wouldn't mind replying... Kinda put some effort into it

Ausitoria never pays any attention to threats, except adjusting the positions of its gunboats.

[Mizrad]

Oh lawdy I have not been on in quite some time. So what's good IFC?

[Gauliscia]

Yeah, if you wouldn't mind replying... Kinda put some effort into it

Ausitoria never pays any attention to threats, except adjusting the positions of its gunboats.

Well that was a waste of time then

[Adriatican]

I miss you guys a lot.

God, to think I used to lead the place. I knew Austoria would become P.M eventually. He can really pack a punch when he puts his mouth to it. You guys have come so far, and there's so much that's been built.

I'm extremely proud of all of you, and if I could, I would join you all once more.

See you on the flip side,

EN