Pretty sure that was somebody else. Anyways,
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by Vektra » Sun Jan 31, 2016 4:55 pm
The Andromeda Confederation wrote:The Great Devourer of All wrote:TAC
f*cking put my embassy request on hold
something about 'reputation'
m8 pr3p4r3 2 g37 f*ckin6 r3k7To any concerned parties in the government of The Confederation,
Please be informed that we have taken the liberty of declaring you an enemy of the Ravagery. Please be aware that you will be hunted like the pitiful animals you are, and we will not stop hunting you until every last one of your citizens is working in our slave camps or dead in a pit. Resistance in any way, shape, or form on your part is utterly useless, but will be welcomed cordially by quantum torpedoes and annihilator rifles. You have been warmed.
Sincerely,
Grand Ambassador Chafic
Do realize that if you were to follow through with this, you will bitterly fail. You will have made yourself an enemy of the entire LoM.
Unfortunately, we hoped that we could talk this out. But we do not negotiate with people who will threaten us so easily.
You are a slobbering child, too ready to toss your toys but too eager to sod your diapers.
Cheers,
-Vox

by Vistora » Sun Jan 31, 2016 4:58 pm

by Gigaverse » Sun Jan 31, 2016 5:33 pm
Vistora wrote:Seriously, what the fuck is happening right now? Is this another FT clusterfuck raging on in some remote corner of the universe? TAC said Devourer made an enemy of the entire LoM, which would requisite it involve me.
Art-person(?). Japan liker. tired-ish.
Student inlinguistics???. On-and-off writer.
MAKE CAKE NOT stupidshiticanmakefunof.born in, raised in and emigrated from vietbongistan lolol
Operating this polity based on preferences and narrative purposes
clowning incident | clowning incident | bottom text
can produce noises in (in order of grasp) vietbongistani, oldspeak
and bonjourois (learning weebspeak and hitlerian at uni)

by Tinfect » Sun Jan 31, 2016 5:39 pm
Vistora wrote:Seriously, what the fuck is happening right now? Is this another FT clusterfuck raging on in some remote corner of the universe? TAC said Devourer made an enemy of the entire LoM, which would requisite it involve me.
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by The Great Devourer of All » Sun Jan 31, 2016 5:45 pm
Vistora wrote:Seriously, what the fuck is happening right now? Is this another FT clusterfuck raging on in some remote corner of the universe? TAC said Devourer made an enemy of the entire LoM, which would requisite it involve me.
Yymea wrote:We would definitely be scared of what is probably the most scary nation on NS :p
Multiversal Venn-Copard wrote:Actually fairly threatening by our standards. And this time we really mean "threatening". As in, "we'll actually need to escalate significantly to match their fleets."
Valkalan wrote:10/10 Profoundly evil. Some nations conqueror others for wealth and prestige, but the Devourer consumes civilization like a cancer consuming an unfortunate host.
The Speaker wrote:Intemperate in the sea from the roof, and leg All night, and he knows lots of reads from the unseen good old man of the mountain-DESTRUCTION

by Gigaverse » Sun Jan 31, 2016 5:53 pm
Art-person(?). Japan liker. tired-ish.
Student inlinguistics???. On-and-off writer.
MAKE CAKE NOT stupidshiticanmakefunof.born in, raised in and emigrated from vietbongistan lolol
Operating this polity based on preferences and narrative purposes
clowning incident | clowning incident | bottom text
can produce noises in (in order of grasp) vietbongistani, oldspeak
and bonjourois (learning weebspeak and hitlerian at uni)


by Aterria » Sun Jan 31, 2016 5:58 pm
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by Excidium Planetis » Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:08 pm
Ashkera wrote:So, how poetic is this equivalent exchange of magic rule? Could I have a factory of dudes winding up crossbows to make self-firing crossbow bolts, or does it need to be more personal? And if it's personal, van comparative advantage be exploited, or does magic fight back against that?
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Gigaverse » Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:17 pm
Aterria wrote:No one saw the app I posted earlier?
Art-person(?). Japan liker. tired-ish.
Student inlinguistics???. On-and-off writer.
MAKE CAKE NOT stupidshiticanmakefunof.born in, raised in and emigrated from vietbongistan lolol
Operating this polity based on preferences and narrative purposes
clowning incident | clowning incident | bottom text
can produce noises in (in order of grasp) vietbongistani, oldspeak
and bonjourois (learning weebspeak and hitlerian at uni)

by Aterria » Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:18 pm
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by Gigaverse » Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:24 pm
Art-person(?). Japan liker. tired-ish.
Student inlinguistics???. On-and-off writer.
MAKE CAKE NOT stupidshiticanmakefunof.born in, raised in and emigrated from vietbongistan lolol
Operating this polity based on preferences and narrative purposes
clowning incident | clowning incident | bottom text
can produce noises in (in order of grasp) vietbongistani, oldspeak
and bonjourois (learning weebspeak and hitlerian at uni)

by Gigaverse » Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:27 pm
Gigaverse wrote:Aterria wrote:All they mentioned was a GDP too high? I already changed that. Vistora said the tech was off, but I'll get to that eventually. So yes or no? (Acceptance wise)
No, not much; though I still cringe at the thought of Republican/Socialist/Occupied/<insert any combination of the previous three> Japan.
Art-person(?). Japan liker. tired-ish.
Student inlinguistics???. On-and-off writer.
MAKE CAKE NOT stupidshiticanmakefunof.born in, raised in and emigrated from vietbongistan lolol
Operating this polity based on preferences and narrative purposes
clowning incident | clowning incident | bottom text
can produce noises in (in order of grasp) vietbongistani, oldspeak
and bonjourois (learning weebspeak and hitlerian at uni)

by Ashkera » Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:28 pm
Excidium Planetis wrote:Ashkera wrote:So, how poetic is this equivalent exchange of magic rule? Could
I have a factory of dudes winding up crossbows to make self-firing crossbow bolts, or does it need to be more personal? And if it's personal, van comparative advantage be exploited, or does magic fight back against that?
TBH, I'm not entirely sure what you mean by the magic needing to be "more personal".
Also, what is "comparative advantage", in regards to magic use?

by Aterria » Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:34 pm
Gigaverse wrote:Gigaverse wrote:No, not much; though I still cringe at the thought of Republican/Socialist/Occupied/<insert any combination of the previous three> Japan.
(Ah, sry; by "No, not much" I intended to answer whether there was anything else to be fixed.)
Because typing on Android is reeeeeally slow.
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by Excidium Planetis » Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:46 pm
Ashkera wrote:Excidium Planetis wrote:
TBH, I'm not entirely sure what you mean by the magic needing to be "more personal".
Also, what is "comparative advantage", in regards to magic use?
Okay, suppose you're an evil noble. You can drop enemy peasants into a woodchipper all day, and it doesn't bother you much. Your wife/husband, however, would be worth a lot. If sacrificing your True Love gives you way more magic, that would be personal-value-based magic.
For comparative advantage, let's say that a True Love always has the same magical value, mostly. So you pay some peasant 1,000 gold pieces to sacrifice *his* true love, and use the energy from that instead of sacrificing your spouse. You have now managed to cheat the magical cost, kinda.
Lots of other stuff you can do with just equivalent exchange magic, too. Make gun-like weapons by bottling crossbow bolt firings. Make powered armor by sacrificing a horse (and enough hay and water to run it for like ten years). Make furnace fuel by draining the heat out of lava. Make healing patches by draining the life-force from chickens. Making homing bolts by draining the intelligence from chickens.
Although you might have trouble getting enough energy in general, since medieval farming doesn't produce a lot of it.
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by The Andromeda Confederation » Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:49 pm
The Great Devourer of All wrote:Vistora wrote:Seriously, what the fuck is happening right now? Is this another FT clusterfuck raging on in some remote corner of the universe? TAC said Devourer made an enemy of the entire LoM, which would requisite it involve me.
Take a timeline, Vis.
-I am born
***passage of many years***
-I discover NS
***passage of several months***
-I create my most recent main nation
***Passage of about a week***
-I create this nation
***Passage of many weeks***
-I submit an application for an embassy in Vektra, being fairly sure it will be rejected
-Vektra rejects it and declares the Ravagery an enemy of the state. The Ravagery threatens Vektra with its utter destruction.
***Passage of several weeks***
-I submit an application for TAC's embassy program, knowing full well it will not be accepted
-TAC puts my application on hold
-I seize this chance and declare TAC an enemy of the Ravagery, and threaten them with an invasion
-TAC threatens to bring in most of the LoM in a grand clusterf*ck not seen since the inasion of Portugal 28XX
-I reveal my diabolical plan which I have been preparing since my netrance into the LoM, which started with my setting up of my main nation's nigh-eldritch tech, andl ater the introduction of this nation
-You wonder what the hell is happening
-TAC, Cyber, and I trade somewhat menacing mini-speeches while Vektra barges in declaring his support of the Anti-Devourer alliance
-I give you a timeline of these events


VOX NEWS:|Our national anthem gets a synthwave remix.|The Trace Regions have free elections today after reaching a population of 30,000,000.|Andromeda reaches out to build an embassy in the Ravagery, threatening omniversal annihilation if not. We assume that's a part of their culture.|We are a Class A nation, that does NOT use NS stats.Embassy Program

by Excidium Planetis » Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:56 pm
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Ashkera » Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:57 pm
Excidium Planetis wrote:No, you can't do any of that. The magic isn't exactly equivalent exchange, its cost is part of the user's life. You can't "drop peasants into the woodchipper", each individual peasant would have to choose to voluntarily perform a magic spell that results in their own death. You can't use a horse to make powered armor, because the horse can't cast magic... and stealing the horse's life force would require magic, which would cost you your own life force anyways.
So yes, you can make homing bolts, you can make healing patches, you can make pocket dimension crossbow bolts... but that all costs you part of your life, and a few of those would come at a pretty high cost: the healing patches would cost you life equal to the time needed to heal the wound by natural means.

by Vistora » Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:00 pm
Excidium Planetis wrote:So, who is willing to do me a favor?
Wait, I mean, who wants to do some quality minor image editing in exchange for nothing but my gratitude?

by The Great Devourer of All » Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:09 pm
The Andromeda Confederation wrote:The Great Devourer of All wrote:Take a timeline, Vis.
-I am born
***passage of many years***
-I discover NS
***passage of several months***
-I create my most recent main nation
***Passage of about a week***
-I create this nation
***Passage of many weeks***
-I submit an application for an embassy in Vektra, being fairly sure it will be rejected
-Vektra rejects it and declares the Ravagery an enemy of the state. The Ravagery threatens Vektra with its utter destruction.
***Passage of several weeks***
-I submit an application for TAC's embassy program, knowing full well it will not be accepted
-TAC puts my application on hold
-I seize this chance and declare TAC an enemy of the Ravagery, and threaten them with an invasion
-TAC threatens to bring in most of the LoM in a grand clusterf*ck not seen since the inasion of Portugal 28XX
-I reveal my diabolical plan which I have been preparing since my netrance into the LoM, which started with my setting up of my main nation's nigh-eldritch tech, andl ater the introduction of this nation
-You wonder what the hell is happening
-TAC, Cyber, and I trade somewhat menacing mini-speeches while Vektra barges in declaring his support of the Anti-Devourer alliance
-I give you a timeline of these events
Basically this.
Also, keep in mind, Dev, I never outright rejected your embassy, I merely requested that it be talked about on neutral ground, like here.
There we have it. I am fully prepared to accept your embassy application, but I need assurance that with the opening of this embassy a peace will exist between our two nations. After all, we mean no harm.
But remember what happened to the last Dominaeii-level nation that wanted to fuck with us:
Cheers,
-
Yymea wrote:We would definitely be scared of what is probably the most scary nation on NS :p
Multiversal Venn-Copard wrote:Actually fairly threatening by our standards. And this time we really mean "threatening". As in, "we'll actually need to escalate significantly to match their fleets."
Valkalan wrote:10/10 Profoundly evil. Some nations conqueror others for wealth and prestige, but the Devourer consumes civilization like a cancer consuming an unfortunate host.
The Speaker wrote:Intemperate in the sea from the roof, and leg All night, and he knows lots of reads from the unseen good old man of the mountain-DESTRUCTION

by Vistora » Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:10 pm
The Great Devourer of All wrote:Are you trying to make a statement about Multiversal Cucumbers? Or, for that matter, Cumberlanda?
And we never really wanted you to accept.
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