The League of Mechanocracies (Open, MT/PMT/FT, OOC, Signups)

[Acheronis]

'ere ya go

I made it as a vector illustration, so it's scalable, up and down, to theoretically any size. The image I gave you is a raster copy, because imgur h8s SVGs. If you need any other resolution, just give me a holler.

acheronis =/= alexandria lmao

I admit it, I was confused when he started talking about a banner, but went along with it anyway

[HYDRA-Russian Empire]

Death to the Vektran scum!!
My mad propaganda skillz

[Ultimate Korona]

*EHEM*

[Ashkera]

So, how poetic is this equivalent exchange of magic rule? Could I have a factory of dudes winding up crossbows to make self-firing crossbow bolts, or does it need to be more personal? And if it's personal, van comparative advantage be exploited, or does magic fight back against that?

[The Andromeda Confederation]

TAC

f*cking put my embassy request on hold

something about 'reputation'

m8 pr3p4r3 2 g37 f*ckin6 r3k7

To any concerned parties in the government of The Confederation,

Please be informed that we have taken the liberty of declaring you an enemy of the Ravagery. Please be aware that you will be hunted like the pitiful animals you are, and we will not stop hunting you until every last one of your citizens is working in our slave camps or dead in a pit. Resistance in any way, shape, or form on your part is utterly useless, but will be welcomed cordially by quantum torpedoes and annihilator rifles. You have been warmed.

Sincerely,

Grand Ambassador Chafic

Do realize that if you were to follow through with this, you will bitterly fail. You will have made yourself an enemy of the entire LoM.

Unfortunately, we hoped that we could talk this out. But we do not negotiate with people who will threaten us so easily.

You are a slobbering child, too ready to toss your toys but too eager to sod your diapers.

Cheers,

-Vox

[The Great Devourer of All]

TAC

f*cking put my embassy request on hold

something about 'reputation'

m8 pr3p4r3 2 g37 f*ckin6 r3k7

To any concerned parties in the government of The Confederation,

Please be informed that we have taken the liberty of declaring you an enemy of the Ravagery. Please be aware that you will be hunted like the pitiful animals you are, and we will not stop hunting you until every last one of your citizens is working in our slave camps or dead in a pit. Resistance in any way, shape, or form on your part is utterly useless, but will be welcomed cordially by quantum torpedoes and annihilator rifles. You have been warmed.

Sincerely,

Grand Ambassador Chafic

Do realize that if you were to follow through with this, you will bitterly fail. You will have made yourself an enemy of the entire LoM.

Unfortunately, we hoped that we could talk this out. But we do not negotiate with people who will threaten us so easily.

You are a slobbering child, too ready to toss your toys but too eager to sod your diapers.

Cheers,

-Vox

We know full well that we will unleash a gale of powerful and semi-powerful angry mechanocratic nations upon ourselves. Why'd you think we bothered applying in the first place? We love war, we knew you weren't going to accept us, and we also knew that if you chose to go to war with us you'd bring in a bunch of allies.

[The Great Devourer of All]

There's a new god in town. And by that I mean a single one of my citizens.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I can imagine you walking into a bar labeled "LoM", declaring yourself a god, then getting your asshole distended by everybody in it.

This may become a reality. Is Vis psychic?

[The Andromeda Confederation]

We know full well that we will unleash a gale of powerful and semi-powerful angry mechanocratic nations upon ourselves. Why'd you think we bothered applying in the first place? We love war, we knew you weren't going to accept us, and we also knew that if you chose to go to war with us you'd bring in a bunch of allies.

Congrats, a nation of multiverse eating dominaeii wannabees decided to hate us. We have been prepared for this since the day we faced the Dominaeii alongside the most defiant nations in Existence. Your ships will burn, multiverses burning in our wake. Your tech will melt in your hands. Your entropy will die, as we for aeons have fought it. You think you have decided to fight a FT nation, but you will simply awaken a m̝̤̬o̝͉͓̰͇ṋ͚͔̣s̥̠̗̻̱̺͠t̜̠e҉̣͍̲̙͇r̶̤̪̦̜̟͇̠.͕̺

Ash, get the Sublime Peace ready.

[Vistora]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I can imagine you walking into a bar labeled "LoM", declaring yourself a god, then getting your asshole distended by everybody in it.

This may become a reality. Is Vis psychic?

So this was when you were going to realize! Sorry, my temporal resolution has been a bit finicky lately.

Anyways, dafuq is happening rn

[The Cybernet Protocol]

We know full well that we will unleash a gale of powerful and semi-powerful angry mechanocratic nations upon ourselves. Why'd you think we bothered applying in the first place? We love war, we knew you weren't going to accept us, and we also knew that if you chose to go to war with us you'd bring in a bunch of allies.

Now I need to use my own speech.

We are the Cyberiad. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. But you need not fear. Cybermen will remove fear. Cybermen will remove sex, and class, and colour, and creed. You will become identical. You will become like us. Welcome to the Cyberiad.

[The Great Devourer of All]

The only way to fight entropy is to freeze your entire nation to absolute zero and keep it that way for all of eternity. Entropy is literally inside your bodies, inside your tech, inside the cells that allow you to think that you are fighting entropy.

That is, unless you operate at absolute zero 24/7, and your citizens work and live that way for their entire lives. Entropy is what causes you to live, and it is there even when it isn't obvious. It will exist long after your deaths, until the day the universe tears its apart under the strain of trillions of years of entropy, and it will be present across the Omniverse for all of eternity.

We may not have allies (unless the Domanaeii follow through on that diplomacy thing we had going on earlier...), but we don't particularly need them. And if the Domaneii does follow through on said request, we'll have them and possibly Korona on our side. So this definitely won't be easy for you.

We know full well that we will unleash a gale of powerful and semi-powerful angry mechanocratic nations upon ourselves. Why'd you think we bothered applying in the first place? We love war, we knew you weren't going to accept us, and we also knew that if you chose to go to war with us you'd bring in a bunch of allies.

Now I need to use my own speech.

We are the Cyberiad. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. But you need not fear. Cybermen will remove fear. Cybermen will remove sex, and class, and colour, and creed. You will become identical. You will become like us. Welcome to the Cyberiad.

So you're just going to blatantly copy the Borg (and quite possibly something else that I'm unaware of), eh?

[Imperium Vistrovia]

The only way to fight entropy is to freeze your entire nation to absolute zero and keep it that way for all of eternity. Entropy is literally inside your bodies, inside your tech, inside the cells that allow you to think that you are fighting entropy.

or delve yourself into a metaphysical disparity of denial

[The Cybernet Protocol]

Now I need to use my own speech.

We are the Cyberiad. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. But you need not fear. Cybermen will remove fear. Cybermen will remove sex, and class, and colour, and creed. You will become identical. You will become like us. Welcome to the Cyberiad.

So you're just going to blatantly copy the Borg (and quite possibly something else that I'm unaware of), eh?

You really need to watch Doctor Who. Especially if you haven't seen Army of Ghosts/Doomsday.

[The Great Devourer of All]

So you're just going to blatantly copy the Borg (and quite possibly something else that I'm unaware of), eh?

You really need to watch Doctor Who. Especially if you haven't seen Army of Ghosts/Doomsday.

Figured it was the Cybermen (given you repeated their name in the paragraph), but I couldn't be sure since I've only watched two episodes and a parody video of Doctor Who in my entire life.

[The Cybernet Protocol]

You really need to watch Doctor Who. Especially if you haven't seen Army of Ghosts/Doomsday.

Figured it was the Cybermen (given you repeated their name in the paragraph), but I couldn't be sure since I've only watched two episodes and a parody video of Doctor Who in my entire life.

Y u not watch best tv show evr.

[The Great Devourer of All]

Figured it was the Cybermen (given you repeated their name in the paragraph), but I couldn't be sure since I've only watched two episodes and a parody video of Doctor Who in my entire life.

Y u not watch best tv show evr.

What do you mean? I've watched all of the Star Trek series multiple times. Unless, of course, you mean Sherlock, which I also watch.

[The Andromeda Confederation]

So you're just going to blatantly copy the Borg (and quite possibly something else that I'm unaware of), eh?

If you want to be technical, you are blatantly copying every single hyper-eldritch powerwanking nation in NS.

[The Cybernet Protocol]

Y u not watch best tv show evr.

What do you mean? I've watched all of the Star Trek series multiple times. Unless, of course, you mean Sherlock, which I also watch.

50 years of history...

[The Great Devourer of All]

So you're just going to blatantly copy the Borg (and quite possibly something else that I'm unaware of), eh?

If you want to be technical, you are blatantly copying every single hyper-eldritch powerwanking nation in NS.

True.

[The Great Devourer of All]

What do you mean? I've watched all of the Star Trek series multiple times. Unless, of course, you mean Sherlock, which I also watch.

50 years of history...

See: Star Trek

[The Cybernet Protocol]

50 years of history...

See: Star Trek

Sorry, that should be over fifty years. Fiftieth anniversary seems like it was just last year. DW is three years older than ST.

[Ashkera]

Forces that gain power from entropy are pretty arbitrary, so against those it's fine for me to violate conservation of energy to counter it, which is also fairly arbitrary. Sublime Peace does this. How? Doesn't matter.

[The Great Devourer of All]

See: Star Trek

Sorry, that should be over fifty years. Fiftieth anniversary seems like it was just last year. DW is three years older than ST.

Okay. But Star Trek has seven TV series, twelve movies ranging from moderately successful to amazingly successful, and a third movie coming out that will probably fall into the second category, not to mention another series coming out that's managed to gather some hype.

Of course, we can argue for the next ten 500-page LoM threads if they were to exist, but neither of us will ever convince the other that our franchise is better than the other's franchise, because hat's not how fans' minds operate. Besides, I've recently started watching the newest series of Doctor Who, so no worries.

Forces that gain power from entropy are pretty arbitrary, so against those it's fine for me to violate conservation of energy to counter it, which is also fairly arbitrary. Sublime Peace does this. How? Doesn't matter.

We don't necessarily gain power from entropy, but we utilize it for some weaponry and many might classify us as entropists. We also tend to support entropist nations over orderly ones, but we may occasionally support an orderly nation if they're omnicidal maniacs bent on mass slaughter and conquest like us.

[Vistora]

[The Great Devourer of All]

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I feel like you reused that from when I used it upthread when you were calling me out on my nerdiness for discussing the finer points of the Godzilla franchise with Planetitties.