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The Great Devourer of All
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Founded: Dec 26, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Great Devourer of All » Thu Dec 31, 2015 2:54 pm

Vistora wrote:
The Great Devourer of All wrote:
No, it's a Shitbrickston. A Fuckton is a thousand Shitbrickston. A thousand Fucktons is a Holyhellton. A thousand Holyhelltons is a SweetCatholicJesuswithBlackberryJamton. A thousand of those is a Holyalfredbatman'slightsaberbowtiewithcrimsonstripesthat'sbigton. That's the largest definable measurement for a while, all the way until a billion of those, known simply as Donald Trump's Ego-ton.


You now owe me at least ten extra breaths. Christ, my lungs nearly collapsed.


Sorry, my account is overdrawn thirty breaths from when I used to browse memecenter.
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Yymea wrote:We would definitely be scared of what is probably the most scary nation on NS :p


Multiversal Venn-Copard wrote:Actually fairly threatening by our standards. And this time we really mean "threatening". As in, "we'll actually need to escalate significantly to match their fleets."


Valkalan wrote:10/10 Profoundly evil. Some nations conqueror others for wealth and prestige, but the Devourer consumes civilization like a cancer consuming an unfortunate host.


The Speaker wrote:Intemperate in the sea from the roof, and leg All night, and he knows lots of reads from the unseen good old man of the mountain-DESTRUCTION
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Blakullar
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Founded: Sep 07, 2012
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Blakullar » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:11 pm

Vistora wrote:
The Great Devourer of All wrote:
No, it's a Shitbrickston. A Fuckton is a thousand Shitbrickston. A thousand Fucktons is a Holyhellton. A thousand Holyhelltons is a SweetCatholicJesuswithBlackberryJamton. A thousand of those is a Holyalfredbatman'slightsaberbowtiewithcrimsonstripesthat'sbigton. That's the largest definable measurement for a while, all the way until a billion of those, known simply as Donald Trump's Ego-ton.


You now owe me at least ten extra breaths. Christ, my lungs nearly collapsed.

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HYDRA-Russian Empire
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Founded: Jan 15, 2015
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby HYDRA-Russian Empire » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:18 pm

The Great Devourer of All wrote:
Blakullar wrote:I believe that one million wekatons is formally called one fuckton.


No, it's a Shitbrickston. A Fuckton is a thousand Shitbrickston. A thousand Fucktons is a Holyhellton. A thousand Holyhelltons is a SweetCatholicJesuswithBlackberryJamton. A thousand of those is a Holyalfredbatman'slightsaberbowtiewithcrimsonstripesthat'sbigton. That's the largest definable measurement for a while, all the way until a billion of those, known simply as Donald Trump's Ego-ton.

However, we have recently found an even greater measurement.
1 billion Donald Trump's Ego-Tonnes = 1 fuckingshitcrap ton
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Vistora
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Posts: 3600
Founded: May 25, 2015
Capitalizt

Postby Vistora » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:23 pm

HYDRA-Russian Empire wrote:
The Great Devourer of All wrote:
No, it's a Shitbrickston. A Fuckton is a thousand Shitbrickston. A thousand Fucktons is a Holyhellton. A thousand Holyhelltons is a SweetCatholicJesuswithBlackberryJamton. A thousand of those is a Holyalfredbatman'slightsaberbowtiewithcrimsonstripesthat'sbigton. That's the largest definable measurement for a while, all the way until a billion of those, known simply as Donald Trump's Ego-ton.

However, we have recently found an even greater measurement.
1 billion Donald Trump's Ego-Tonnes = 1 fuckingshitcrap ton


Hmmmm... nah, you'll have to try harder than that. Maybeeeee... FTnationslevelofwankeryton? Honestly, not even that can trump (*ahem*) Donald Trump's Ego-ton.
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The Great Devourer of All
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Founded: Dec 26, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Great Devourer of All » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:27 pm

HYDRA-Russian Empire wrote:
The Great Devourer of All wrote:
No, it's a Shitbrickston. A Fuckton is a thousand Shitbrickston. A thousand Fucktons is a Holyhellton. A thousand Holyhelltons is a SweetCatholicJesuswithBlackberryJamton. A thousand of those is a Holyalfredbatman'slightsaberbowtiewithcrimsonstripesthat'sbigton. That's the largest definable measurement for a while, all the way until a billion of those, known simply as Donald Trump's Ego-ton.

However, we have recently found an even greater measurement.
1 billion Donald Trump's Ego-Tonnes = 1 fuckingshitcrap ton


No, that's an outdated measurement. Above the Donald Trump's Ego-ton, it's just the Infected Mushroom's Creepiness-ton. We have yet to measure anything in IMC-tons, for any number that large is illogical.

(Seriously? Are we wanking so much that we're measuring stuff in vigintillions of tons? God, LoM, you've stooped low.)
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Yymea wrote:We would definitely be scared of what is probably the most scary nation on NS :p


Multiversal Venn-Copard wrote:Actually fairly threatening by our standards. And this time we really mean "threatening". As in, "we'll actually need to escalate significantly to match their fleets."


Valkalan wrote:10/10 Profoundly evil. Some nations conqueror others for wealth and prestige, but the Devourer consumes civilization like a cancer consuming an unfortunate host.


The Speaker wrote:Intemperate in the sea from the roof, and leg All night, and he knows lots of reads from the unseen good old man of the mountain-DESTRUCTION
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Vistora
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Founded: May 25, 2015
Capitalizt

Postby Vistora » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:28 pm

The Great Devourer of All wrote:
HYDRA-Russian Empire wrote:However, we have recently found an even greater measurement.
1 billion Donald Trump's Ego-Tonnes = 1 fuckingshitcrap ton


No, that's an outdated measurement. Above the Donald Trump's Ego-ton, it's just the Infected Mushroom's Creepiness-ton. We have yet to measure anything in IMC-tons, for any number that large is illogical.

(Seriously? Are we wanking so much that we're measuring stuff in vigintillions of tons? God, LoM, you've stooped low.)


When you say Infected Mushroom, are you talking about the nation or the music group?
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Tinfect
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Posts: 5232
Founded: Jul 04, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Tinfect » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:30 pm

Vistora wrote:When you say Infected Mushroom, are you talking about the nation or the music group?


Probably the Nation, for reasons that are best left unsaid if one wishes to avoid getting hit for Flaming.
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The Great Devourer of All
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Founded: Dec 26, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Great Devourer of All » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:32 pm

Vistora wrote:
The Great Devourer of All wrote:
No, that's an outdated measurement. Above the Donald Trump's Ego-ton, it's just the Infected Mushroom's Creepiness-ton. We have yet to measure anything in IMC-tons, for any number that large is illogical.

(Seriously? Are we wanking so much that we're measuring stuff in vigintillions of tons? God, LoM, you've stooped low.)


When you say Infected Mushroom, are you talking about the nation or the music group?


Infected Mushroom. As Tinfect said, I won't divulge why to avoid flaming.
Last edited by the Devourer 9.98 billion years ago

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Yymea wrote:We would definitely be scared of what is probably the most scary nation on NS :p


Multiversal Venn-Copard wrote:Actually fairly threatening by our standards. And this time we really mean "threatening". As in, "we'll actually need to escalate significantly to match their fleets."


Valkalan wrote:10/10 Profoundly evil. Some nations conqueror others for wealth and prestige, but the Devourer consumes civilization like a cancer consuming an unfortunate host.


The Speaker wrote:Intemperate in the sea from the roof, and leg All night, and he knows lots of reads from the unseen good old man of the mountain-DESTRUCTION
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Vistora
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Founded: May 25, 2015
Capitalizt

Postby Vistora » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:38 pm

The Great Devourer of All wrote:
Vistora wrote:
When you say Infected Mushroom, are you talking about the nation or the music group?


Infected Mushroom. As Tinfect said, I won't divulge why to avoid flaming.


Aha. On a side note, would absolutely reccomend listening to the music group. Pink Nightmares is a favorite of mine.
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The Great Devourer of All
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Founded: Dec 26, 2015
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Postby The Great Devourer of All » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:44 pm

10^63 tons of TNT equivalent for explosives is insane, even for multiversal god-empires. For a hundred IMC-tons, the fireball, if detonated on the far 'east' of the Milky Way, would engulf the Milky Way, Andromeda, Triangulum, both Magellanic Clouds, and the Draco Galaxy.

Yes, I know Fireballs don't happen in deep space, but still. Damn.
Last edited by the Devourer 9.98 billion years ago

Pro: Jellyfish

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Yymea wrote:We would definitely be scared of what is probably the most scary nation on NS :p


Multiversal Venn-Copard wrote:Actually fairly threatening by our standards. And this time we really mean "threatening". As in, "we'll actually need to escalate significantly to match their fleets."


Valkalan wrote:10/10 Profoundly evil. Some nations conqueror others for wealth and prestige, but the Devourer consumes civilization like a cancer consuming an unfortunate host.


The Speaker wrote:Intemperate in the sea from the roof, and leg All night, and he knows lots of reads from the unseen good old man of the mountain-DESTRUCTION
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The Great Devourer of All
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Founded: Dec 26, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Great Devourer of All » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:45 pm

Vistora wrote:
The Great Devourer of All wrote:
Infected Mushroom. As Tinfect said, I won't divulge why to avoid flaming.


Aha. On a side note, would absolutely reccomend listening to the music group. Pink Nightmares is a favorite of mine.


I might, thanks.
Last edited by the Devourer 9.98 billion years ago

Pro: Jellyfish

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Yymea wrote:We would definitely be scared of what is probably the most scary nation on NS :p


Multiversal Venn-Copard wrote:Actually fairly threatening by our standards. And this time we really mean "threatening". As in, "we'll actually need to escalate significantly to match their fleets."


Valkalan wrote:10/10 Profoundly evil. Some nations conqueror others for wealth and prestige, but the Devourer consumes civilization like a cancer consuming an unfortunate host.


The Speaker wrote:Intemperate in the sea from the roof, and leg All night, and he knows lots of reads from the unseen good old man of the mountain-DESTRUCTION
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Western Pacific Territories
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Founded: Apr 29, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Western Pacific Territories » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:46 pm

FT puppet inbound.
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Imperium av Lux Nis
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Founded: Oct 21, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperium av Lux Nis » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:46 pm

Here m8's
That one galactic empire everyone loves. USS Monitor is like, so irrelevant. Unless he converted to space tech.
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Tinfect
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Founded: Jul 04, 2014
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Postby Tinfect » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:48 pm

Imperium av Lux Nis wrote:Here m8's

>imperium

fookin damitt m9, get ur own name
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The Vistoran InterStellar Trade Alliance
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Founded: Dec 03, 2015
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby The Vistoran InterStellar Trade Alliance » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:56 pm

Tinfect wrote:
Imperium av Lux Nis wrote:Here m8's

>imperium

fookin damitt m9, get ur own name


Hah, spacewank imperia be spacewanking. Pan-galactic commercial consortia ftw. We hab da monies.
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Blakullar
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Founded: Sep 07, 2012
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Blakullar » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:58 pm

The Vistoran InterStellar Trade Alliance wrote:
Tinfect wrote:>imperium

fookin damitt m9, get ur own name


Hah, spacewank imperia be spacewanking. Pan-galactic commercial consortia ftw. We hab da monies.

Mekhanokratiya Imperiya be kicking both your asses.
inb4 HYDRA corrects my poor Russian grammar
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Tinfect
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Founded: Jul 04, 2014
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Postby Tinfect » Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:03 pm

The Vistoran InterStellar Trade Alliance wrote:Hah, spacewank imperia be spacewanking. Pan-galactic commercial consortia ftw. We hab da monies.


>pan-galactic capitalist pigdog
>accusing others of spacewank
>pan-galactic
>pan-galactic
>pan-galactic
>accusing others of spacewank

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Allancia
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Founded: Jul 24, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Allancia » Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:05 pm

Blakullar wrote:
Vistora wrote:
You now owe me at least ten extra breaths. Christ, my lungs nearly collapsed.

lightweight lol

Years of watching College Humor and playing the trumpet have strengthened my lungs to be impervious to all damage.
Blakullar wrote:
The Vistoran InterStellar Trade Alliance wrote:
Hah, spacewank imperia be spacewanking. Pan-galactic commercial consortia ftw. We hab da monies.

Mekhanokratiya Imperiya be kicking both your asses.
inb4 HYDRA corrects my poor Russian grammar

Weltraum Reich all the way motherfuckers.
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Western Pacific Territories
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Founded: Apr 29, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Western Pacific Territories » Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:08 pm

The Vistoran InterStellar Trade Alliance wrote:
Tinfect wrote:>imperium

fookin damitt m9, get ur own name


Hah, spacewank imperia be spacewanking. Pan-galactic commercial consortia ftw. We hab da monies.

>galactic empire considered OP
>coming from pan-galactic capitalizt company
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Tinfect
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Tinfect » Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:10 pm

Western Pacific Territories wrote:>galactic empire considered OP


>implying glorious tinfect is galactic wankpirium
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Vistora
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Founded: May 25, 2015
Capitalizt

Postby Vistora » Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:12 pm

Blakullar wrote:
The Vistoran InterStellar Trade Alliance wrote:
Hah, spacewank imperia be spacewanking. Pan-galactic commercial consortia ftw. We hab da monies.

Mekhanokratiya Imperiya be kicking both your asses.
inb4 HYDRA corrects my poor Russian grammar


Blak be ambushin' me on F7

Western Pacific Territories wrote:
The Vistoran InterStellar Trade Alliance wrote:
Hah, spacewank imperia be spacewanking. Pan-galactic commercial consortia ftw. We hab da monies.

>galactic empire considered OP
>coming from pan-galactic capitalizt company


Tinfect wrote:
The Vistoran InterStellar Trade Alliance wrote:Hah, spacewank imperia be spacewanking. Pan-galactic commercial consortia ftw. We hab da monies.


>pan-galactic capitalist pigdog
>accusing others of spacewank
>pan-galactic
>pan-galactic
>pan-galactic
>accusing others of spacewank



Dammit, it's just a tagline! For advertisements! FACK U IMPERIAL SPACETERBATION WANKERS, WE HAB MONIES. Anyways, I was more or less referring to your egregious use of "imperium" rather than any level of techwankery.
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Imperium av Lux Nis
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Founded: Oct 21, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperium av Lux Nis » Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:13 pm

The Vistoran InterStellar Trade Alliance wrote:
Tinfect wrote:>imperium

fookin damitt m9, get ur own name


Hah, spacewank imperia be spacewanking. Pan-galactic commercial consortia ftw. We hab da monies.

>me being OP
>coming from OP company in multiple galaxys
>WHAT
>[CRITICAL MELTDOWN, PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN]
That one galactic empire everyone loves. USS Monitor is like, so irrelevant. Unless he converted to space tech.
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The Vistoran InterStellar Trade Alliance
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Founded: Dec 03, 2015
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby The Vistoran InterStellar Trade Alliance » Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:16 pm

OH SHIT! I guess I used the wrong word... I though Pan-Galactic meant "completely spanning a single galaxy", as opposed to Intergalactic. Whoops. FACK U WE HAB MONIES.

I really just wanted something that sounded more impressive than Inter-Stellar, which is what we really are (HENCE OUR NAME)
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Gigaverse
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gigaverse » Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:34 pm

vis, how do you do that orthographic projection
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Vistora
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Founded: May 25, 2015
Capitalizt

Postby Vistora » Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:38 pm

Gigaverse wrote:vis, how do you do that orthographic projection


It was harder than it looks, unfortunately. In my case, I took an orthographic projection of NATO (since it was more or less centered on the North Atlantic) and greyed out the green portions. Then I added Vistora, which was easy enough given that it's literally shaped like a circle. As for you, I assume you are located mostly in Japan? I'd go hunting for the info myself, but your factbooks are a clusterfuck worthy of Singy.
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