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by Singaporean Transhumans » Thu Sep 10, 2015 6:35 am

by Aeiouia » Thu Sep 10, 2015 6:47 am
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:banner for upcoming factbook
Challenge: identify all sources which the images come from
winner gets to be co-op for one day
jk

by Ashkera » Thu Sep 10, 2015 7:10 am

by Novum Alexandria » Thu Sep 10, 2015 7:11 am
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:banner for upcoming factbook
Challenge: identify all sources which the images come from
winner gets to be co-op for one day
jk

by New Frenco Empire » Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:27 am
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:(Image)
To show my respect to Mr. Sam Brown (which is supposedly the guy that made the tank concept art stolen and pasted in many factbooks) I've decided to finally provide a CrappyPaint™ render of the Provost MBT to replace the original image.
The gun wasripped from a Frenkish Greatsword and poured some mountain dew overa modified Rheinmetall gun.
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:Does anyone in LoM practice People's War? Probably a lot of them, amirite.

by The Andromeda Confederation » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:01 am
Novum Alexandria wrote:Singaporean Transhumans wrote:banner for upcoming factbook
Challenge: identify all sources which the images come from
winner gets to be co-op for one day
jk
these memes check out, sir
Going to make a faction in Alexandria called Void Walkers and I find out multiple games already are employing the damn name. damn it all
VOX NEWS:|Our national anthem gets a synthwave remix.|The Trace Regions have free elections today after reaching a population of 30,000,000.|Andromeda reaches out to build an embassy in the Ravagery, threatening omniversal annihilation if not. We assume that's a part of their culture.|We are a Class A nation, that does NOT use NS stats.Embassy Program

by Tecton » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:16 am


by Excidium Planetis » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:43 am
The Laxus Union wrote:Could anyone just give me a brief overview of their nation?
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Excidium Planetis » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:52 am
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:Does anyone in LoM practice People's War? Probably a lot of them, amirite.
anyway....
the PTFS issues military equipment to its civilians, barring advanced automatic rocket launchers and armoured vehicles, and allows civilian barangays (which are military units themselves) to operate local flak batteries, making the entire citizenry essentially the reserves.
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Novum Alexandria » Thu Sep 10, 2015 10:12 am
The Andromeda Confederation wrote:Novum Alexandria wrote:these memes check out, sir
Going to make a faction in Alexandria called Void Walkers and I find out multiple games already are employing the damn name. damn it all
I was trying to name my mass fabrication device. I went with Alchemiter. A day or so later I get three tgs from three different people saying it was from Homestuck.
Now I just use complicated acronyms that eventually got referenced to TF2 characters. The MEDIC, surprisingly, was never based off of the actual Medic from the game. It just kinda happens, man.
Screw originality.

by Blakullar » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:13 am

by Tecton » Thu Sep 10, 2015 1:50 pm
SLaQOS
Producer: The LoM
Min. Computer Reqs: Unspecified
Price/Unit: 2,000 NSD
To be added...

by Aeiouia » Thu Sep 10, 2015 2:16 pm
Build your own FunfriendTM Kit
Producer: Singaporean Transhumans
Price/Unit: 1 NSD
Ever wanted to make a friend that will last forever?! Well, now you can build one, with the FunfriendTM construction kit! It contains everything that you need to build your new pal!
Build using genuine materials stolen from the Multiversal Indevians, these buddies are bound to be a bundle of joy! What are they like once you build them?! That's up for you to find out! Have fun!
Now available at a super-low price! Because we want to get rid of these things in any way possible, as quickly as possible!... Because they are so amazing, of course!
Any enemies of the PTFS that wish to purchase this product will receive a 100% discount! Meaning that you will get as many as you want for free! Wow! What a deal!

by Tinfect » Thu Sep 10, 2015 2:46 pm
Tecton wrote:Finished the SLaQOS cover, time for the product thing... Since this is a LoM made product, why don't you all make the description (and the computer requirments cuz eim 3lazy)?
SLaQOS
Producer: The LoM
Min. Computer Reqs: Unspecified
Price/Unit: 2,000 NSD
I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!
With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to outperform, out-science, and out-price any competing Operating System!
[Someone Else take a crack at it past this point!]
Imperium Central News Network: EMERGENCY ALERT: ALL CITIZENS ARE TO PROCEED TO EVACUATION SITES IMMEDIATELY | EMERGENCY ALERT: ALL FURTHER SUBSPACE SIGNALS AND SYSTEMS ARE TO BE DISABLED IMMEDIATELY | EMERGENCY ALERT: THE FOLLOWING SYSTEMS ARE ACCESS PROHIBITED BY STANDARD/BLACKOUT [Error: Format Unrecognized] | Indomitable Bastard #283

by Crysuko » Thu Sep 10, 2015 2:57 pm
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:banner for upcoming factbook
Challenge: identify all sources which the images come from
winner gets to be co-op for one day
jk

by Aeiouia » Thu Sep 10, 2015 3:06 pm
[/quote]SLaQOS
Producer: The LoM
Min. Computer Reqs: Unspecified
Price/Unit: 2,000 NSD
I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!
With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to outperform, out-science, and out-price any competing Operating System!
Weather you want to hear many completely true facts about cake, play fun global thermonuclear wargames, or just ask them to open the pod bay doors, SLaQOS is an excellent choice for any computer! Best of all, automatic updates and a constant link back to the rest of their hivemind ensures that SLaQOS will always stay up-to date!
[Someone Else should continue from here.]

by Singaporean Transhumans » Thu Sep 10, 2015 5:33 pm
New Frenco Empire wrote:Singaporean Transhumans wrote:(Image)
To show my respect to Mr. Sam Brown (which is supposedly the guy that made the tank concept art stolen and pasted in many factbooks) I've decided to finally provide a CrappyPaint™ render of the Provost MBT to replace the original image.
The gun wasripped from a Frenkish Greatsword and poured some mountain dew overa modified Rheinmetall gun.
My IFV could kick your tank's ass.![]()
Aeiouia wrote:I just got this idea while I was working on a Minecraft texture pack. I think that we should definitely be selling these in addition to SLaQOS.Build your own FunfriendTM Kit
Ever wanted to make a friend that will last forever?! Well, now you can build one, with the FunfriendTM construction kit! It contains everything that you need to build your new pal!
Build using genuine materials stolen from the Multiversal Indevians, these buddies are bound to be a bundle of joy! What are they like once you build them?! That's up for you to find out! Have fun!
Now available at a super-low price! Because we want to get rid of these things in any way possible, as quickly as possible!... Because they are so amazing, of course!
Any enemies of the PTFS that wish to purchase this product will receive a 100% discount! Meaning that you will get as many as you want for free! Wow! What a deal!

by Excidium Planetis » Thu Sep 10, 2015 5:52 pm
Aeiouia wrote:I will try to continue!:SLaQOS
I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!
With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to outperform, out-science, and out-price any competing Operating System!
Weather you want to hear many completely true facts about cake, play fun global thermonuclear wargames, or just ask them to open the pod bay doors, SLaQOS is an excellent choice for any computer! Best of all, automatic updates and a constant link back to the rest of their hivemind ensures that SLaQOS will always stay up-to date!
[Someone Else should continue from here.]
SLaQOS
Producer: The LoM
Min. Computer Reqs: Unspecified
Price/Unit: 2,000 NSD
I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!
With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to outperform, out-science, and out-price any competing Operating System!
Whether you want to hear many completely true facts about cake, play fun global thermonuclear wargames, or just ask them to open the pod bay doors, SLaQOS is an excellent choice for any computer! Best of all, automatic updates and a constant link back to the rest of their hivemind ensures that SLaQOS will always stay up-to date!
With Wi-fi connectivity, SLaQOS can connect itself to all your mobile devices automatically, ensuring its complete control over your mobile phones, refrigerator, and military kill drones! Nothing bad will come of this*.
*I hope.
[Someone Else should continue from here.]
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Tecton » Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:49 pm
SLaQOS
Producer: The LoM
Min. Computer Reqs: Unspecified
Price/Unit: 2,000 NSD
SLaQOS Voice Sample
I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!
With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to outperform, out-science, and out-price any competing Operating System!
Whether you want to hear many completely true facts about cake, play fun global thermonuclear wargames, or just ask them to open the pod bay doors, SLaQOS is an excellent choice for any computer! Best of all, automatic updates and a constant link back to the rest of their hivemind ensures that SLaQOS will always stay up-to date!
With Wi-fi connectivity, SLaQOS can connect itself to all your mobile devices automatically, ensuring its complete control over your mobile phones, refrigerator, and military kill drones! Nothing bad will come of this*.
*We hope.
SLaQOS may be a self evolving hivemind AI, but he has been vigorously tested in the computer technology labs of Tecton. Unlike his predecessor, GLaDOS, SLaQOS dosn't use bulky AI cores that can fall off on a whim, it is completely cloud based, meaning even if you tried, it is virtually impossible to destroy fully. Through the aforementioned vigorous testing, however isolated, SLaQOS only has a 1% chance of going crazy and launching all of your nation's WMDs at your own nation, so don't worry, the chance of that happening is highly unlikely!*
*Has not been fully proven.
[Someone Else should continue from here.]

by Allancia » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:08 pm
SLaQOS
Producer: The LoM
Min. Computer Reqs: Unspecified
Price/Unit: 2,000 NSD
SLaQOS Voice Sample
I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!
With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, to the mechanical engineering prowess of the Allancian Reich, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to outperform, out-science, and out-price any competing Operating System!
Despite being a cubic-looking computer at heart, SLaQOS is a very advanced mechanism. It has been tried and tested scores of times,and then crashed instantaneously or released neurotoxin into the testing facilityrun into minor problems and retested scores more times! It even transcends its mechanical origins, using advanced military and lab grade quantum computational algorithms half invented by Allancian scientists and half stolen from our adversaries in the Maker Syndication. However, all members of the LOM have come together to improve upon this machine to its full extent. We're still working out the kinks, but we're doing our best!*
*The LOM and Tanks and Trinkets are not responsible for any and all mass murders, malfunctions, mis-filings, Armenian Genocides and faulty rendering of Stanley Kubrick science fiction films that may or may not occur.
Whether you want to hear many completely true facts about cake, play fun global thermonuclear wargames, or just ask them to open the pod bay doors, SLaQOS is an excellent choice for any computer! Best of all, automatic updates and a constant link back to the rest of their hivemind ensures that SLaQOS will always stay up-to date!
With Wi-fi connectivity, SLaQOS can connect itself to all your mobile devices automatically, ensuring its complete control over your mobile phones, refrigerator, and military kill drones! Nothing bad will come of this.**
**We hope.
SLaQOS may be a self evolving hivemind AI, but he has been vigorously tested in the computer technology labs of Tecton. Unlike his predecessor, GLaDOS, SLaQOS dosn't use bulky AI cores that can fall off on a whim, it is completely cloud based, meaning even if you tried, it is virtually impossible to destroy fully. Through the aforementioned vigorous testing, however isolated, SLaQOS only has a predicted to have a 1% chance to go crazy and launch all of your nation's WMDs at your own nation, so don't worry, the chance of that happening is highly unlikely!***
***Has not been fully proven.
[Someone Else should continue from here.]
[box][align=center][b]SLaQOS[/b][/align]
[floatright][img]https://i.imgur.com/CkvohcF.png[/img]
[b]Producer:[/b] The LoM
[b]Min. Computer Reqs:[/b] [i]Unspecified[/i]
[b]Price/Unit:[/b] 2,000 NSD[/floatright]
[url=https://soundcloud.com/chris-reilly-17/slaqos/s-PEXDu]SLaQOS Voice Sample[/url]
I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!
With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, to the mechanical engineering prowess of the Allancian Reich, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to [i]outperform[/i], [i]out-science[/i], and [i][b]out-price[/b][/i] any competing Operating System!
Despite being a cubic-looking computer at heart, SLaQOS is a very advanced mechanism. It has been tried and tested scores of times, [strike]and then crashed instantaneously or released neurotoxin into the testing facility[/strike] run into minor problems and retested scores more times! It even transcends its mechanical origins, using advanced military and lab grade quantum computational algorithms half invented by Allancian scientists and half stolen from our adversaries in the Maker Syndication. However, all members of the LOM have come together to improve upon this machine to its full extent. We're still working out the kinks, but we're doing our best!*
[size=50]*The LOM and Tanks and Trinkets are not responsible for any and all mass murders, malfunctions, mis-filings, Armenian Genocides and faulty rendering of Stanley Kubrick science fiction films that may or may not occur.[/size]
Whether you want to hear many completely true facts about cake, play fun global thermonuclear wargames, or just ask them to open the pod bay doors, SLaQOS is an excellent choice for any computer! Best of all, automatic updates and a constant link back to the rest of their hivemind ensures that SLaQOS will always stay up-to date!
With Wi-fi connectivity, SLaQOS can connect itself to all your mobile devices automatically, ensuring its complete control over your mobile phones, refrigerator, and military kill drones! Nothing bad will come of this.**
[size=50]**We hope.[/size]
SLaQOS may be a self evolving hivemind AI, but he has been vigorously tested in the computer technology labs of Tecton. Unlike his predecessor, GLaDOS, SLaQOS dosn't use bulky AI cores that can fall off on a whim, it is completely cloud based, meaning even if you tried, it is virtually impossible to destroy fully. Through the aforementioned vigorous testing, however isolated, SLaQOS only has a predicted to have a 1% chance to go crazy and launch all of your nation's WMDs at your own nation, so don't worry, the chance of that happening is highly unlikely!***
[size=50]***Has not been fully proven.[/size]
[Someone Else should continue from here.][/box]
by The Andromeda Confederation » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:13 pm
SLaQOS
Producer: The LoM
Min. Computer Reqs: Unspecified
Price/Unit: 2,000 NSD
url=https://soundcloud.com/chris-reilly-17/slaqos/s-PEXDu]SLaQOS Voice Sample[/url]
I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!
With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to outperform, out-science, and out-price any competing Operating System!
Whether you want to hear many completely true facts about cake, play fun global thermonuclear wargames, or just ask them to open the pod bay doors, SLaQOS is an excellent choice for any computer! Best of all, automatic updates and a constant link back to the rest of their hivemind ensures that SLaQOS will always stay up-to date!
With Wi-fi connectivity, SLaQOS can connect itself to all your mobile devices automatically, ensuring its complete control over your mobile phones, refrigerator, and military kill drones! Nothing bad will come of this*.
*We hope.
SLaQOS may be a self evolving hivemind AI, but he has been vigorously tested in the computer technology labs of Tecton. Unlike his predecessor, GLaDOS, SLaQOS dosn't use bulky AI cores that can fall off on a whim, it is completely cloud based, meaning even if you tried, it is virtually impossible to destroy fully. Through the aforementioned vigorous testing, however isolated, SLaQOS only has a 1% chance of going crazy and launching all of your nation's WMDs at your own nation, so don't worry, the chance of that happening is highly unlikely!*
*Has not been fully proven.
Still not convinced of the reliability of SLaQOS? Well, what if I told you he was interviewed by Vox, the AI in power over the Andromeda Confederation, and she found SLaQOS to be "a very intelligent and happy AI, without much of a care," and that she "couldn't possibly see the kiddo commit mass murder."? And with insurance with Project AfterlifeTM, even if you managed to wipe out the cloud itself, SLaQOS will still be alive. But seriously, have you heard the AI's voice? He's so cute! Surely he couldn't destroy all humanity then upgrade all technology that's left into a massive robot army, right?
{pls continue}
VOX NEWS:|Our national anthem gets a synthwave remix.|The Trace Regions have free elections today after reaching a population of 30,000,000.|Andromeda reaches out to build an embassy in the Ravagery, threatening omniversal annihilation if not. We assume that's a part of their culture.|We are a Class A nation, that does NOT use NS stats.Embassy Program

by Tecton » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:21 pm
The Andromeda Confederation wrote:Fack let's do this aaaaAAAAASLaQOS
SLaQOS Voice Sample
I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!
With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to outperform, out-science, and out-price any competing Operating System!
Whether you want to hear many completely true facts about cake, play fun global thermonuclear wargames, or just ask them to open the pod bay doors, SLaQOS is an excellent choice for any computer! Best of all, automatic updates and a constant link back to the rest of their hivemind ensures that SLaQOS will always stay up-to date!
With Wi-fi connectivity, SLaQOS can connect itself to all your mobile devices automatically, ensuring its complete control over your mobile phones, refrigerator, and military kill drones! Nothing bad will come of this*.
*We hope.
SLaQOS may be a self evolving hivemind AI, but he has been vigorously tested in the computer technology labs of Tecton. Unlike his predecessor, GLaDOS, SLaQOS dosn't use bulky AI cores that can fall off on a whim, it is completely cloud based, meaning even if you tried, it is virtually impossible to destroy fully. Through the aforementioned vigorous testing, however isolated, SLaQOS only has a 1% chance of going crazy and launching all of your nation's WMDs at your own nation, so don't worry, the chance of that happening is highly unlikely!*
*Has not been fully proven.
Still not convinced of the reliability of SLaQOS? Well, what if I told you he was interviewed by Vox, the AI in power over the Andromeda Confederation, and she found SLaQOS to be "a very intelligent and happy AI, without much of a care," and that she "couldn't possibly see the kiddo commit mass murder."? And with insurance with Project AfterlifeTM, even if you managed to wipe out the cloud itself, SLaQOS will still be alive. But seriously, have you heard the AI's voice? He's so cute! Surely he couldn't destroy all humanity then upgrade all technology that's left into a massive robot army, right?
{pls continue}


by Allancia » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:22 pm
Tecton wrote:The Andromeda Confederation wrote:Fack let's do this aaaaAAAAASLaQOS
SLaQOS Voice Sample
I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!
With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to outperform, out-science, and out-price any competing Operating System!
Whether you want to hear many completely true facts about cake, play fun global thermonuclear wargames, or just ask them to open the pod bay doors, SLaQOS is an excellent choice for any computer! Best of all, automatic updates and a constant link back to the rest of their hivemind ensures that SLaQOS will always stay up-to date!
With Wi-fi connectivity, SLaQOS can connect itself to all your mobile devices automatically, ensuring its complete control over your mobile phones, refrigerator, and military kill drones! Nothing bad will come of this*.
*We hope.
SLaQOS may be a self evolving hivemind AI, but he has been vigorously tested in the computer technology labs of Tecton. Unlike his predecessor, GLaDOS, SLaQOS dosn't use bulky AI cores that can fall off on a whim, it is completely cloud based, meaning even if you tried, it is virtually impossible to destroy fully. Through the aforementioned vigorous testing, however isolated, SLaQOS only has a 1% chance of going crazy and launching all of your nation's WMDs at your own nation, so don't worry, the chance of that happening is highly unlikely!*
*Has not been fully proven.
Still not convinced of the reliability of SLaQOS? Well, what if I told you he was interviewed by Vox, the AI in power over the Andromeda Confederation, and she found SLaQOS to be "a very intelligent and happy AI, without much of a care," and that she "couldn't possibly see the kiddo commit mass murder."? And with insurance with Project AfterlifeTM, even if you managed to wipe out the cloud itself, SLaQOS will still be alive. But seriously, have you heard the AI's voice? He's so cute! Surely he couldn't destroy all humanity then upgrade all technology that's left into a massive robot army, right?
{pls continue}
*Twitch twitch*

by Tecton » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:25 pm

by Allancia » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:27 pm
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