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Talking behind people's backs

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It's awesome
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It's great
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Total votes : 36

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Singaporean Transhumans
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5748
Founded: Dec 31, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Thu Sep 10, 2015 6:35 am

banner for upcoming factbook

Challenge: identify all sources which the images come from

winner gets to be co-op for one day

jk
Last edited by Singaporean Transhumans on Thu Sep 10, 2015 6:38 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Aeiouia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 966
Founded: Jul 05, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Aeiouia » Thu Sep 10, 2015 6:47 am

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:banner for upcoming factbook

Challenge: identify all sources which the images come from

winner gets to be co-op for one day

jk


Nice. Combine elite is loominarty confirmed!
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Ashkera
Minister
 
Posts: 2516
Founded: May 14, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Ashkera » Thu Sep 10, 2015 7:10 am

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:welp

it is really an overused trope after all


Well I mean, I may have placed deadly wildlife in Ashkera to justify all citizens having firearms, like that one Nordic island with the polar bears, and I may have setup mandatory conscription so that most citizens would have the basic proficiency to use said firearms...

But that's distinct from deliberately drawing the enemy into your territory. It does make an invasion a lot more expensive, though.

And of course in CCSA, all citizens are technically military because they're constantly fighting multiversal threats.
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Novum Alexandria
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Posts: 1724
Founded: Jul 08, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Novum Alexandria » Thu Sep 10, 2015 7:11 am

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:banner for upcoming factbook

Challenge: identify all sources which the images come from

winner gets to be co-op for one day

jk

these memes check out, sir

Going to make a faction in Alexandria called Void Walkers and I find out multiple games already are employing the damn name. damn it all
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New Frenco Empire
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Posts: 7787
Founded: Mar 14, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby New Frenco Empire » Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:27 am

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:(Image)

To show my respect to Mr. Sam Brown (which is supposedly the guy that made the tank concept art stolen and pasted in many factbooks) I've decided to finally provide a CrappyPaint™ render of the Provost MBT to replace the original image.

The gun was ripped from a Frenkish Greatsword and poured some mountain dew over a modified Rheinmetall gun.

My IFV could kick your tank's ass. ;)

That gun is pretty good, though. Might steal it if I ever lineart the Greatsword.
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:Does anyone in LoM practice People's War? Probably a lot of them, amirite.

To do that, your populace has to be somewhat competent and willing to get down and dirty. To answer your question...why do you think we like power projection, the offensive military and other methods of waging war as far away from the mainland as possible so much?

spoiler alert; it's because the Frenks are prissy and incompetent.
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The Andromeda Confederation
Envoy
 
Posts: 297
Founded: Jul 18, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Andromeda Confederation » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:01 am

Novum Alexandria wrote:
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:banner for upcoming factbook

Challenge: identify all sources which the images come from

winner gets to be co-op for one day

jk

these memes check out, sir

Going to make a faction in Alexandria called Void Walkers and I find out multiple games already are employing the damn name. damn it all


I was trying to name my mass fabrication device. I went with Alchemiter. A day or so later I get three tgs from three different people saying it was from Homestuck.

Now I just use complicated acronyms that eventually got referenced to TF2 characters. The MEDIC, surprisingly, was never based off of the actual Medic from the game. It just kinda happens, man.

Screw originality.
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Tecton
Diplomat
 
Posts: 697
Founded: Nov 18, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Tecton » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:16 am

Sneek Peek of the SLaQOS box art thing:
Image
I'll finish it with my personal laptop, which is back up and running.
DEFCON Level: 5 - Normal Readiness
Current Event: Average life in Tecton
Citizen Temperament: Normal
Tech Level: FFT (SA stat is currently not canon, new issue system fucked me up.)
Military Personnel: 310,820,366 (Total)
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Excidium Planetis
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Posts: 8066
Founded: May 01, 2014
New York Times Democracy

Postby Excidium Planetis » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:43 am

Blakullar wrote:
New Frenco Empire wrote:Post-apocalyptic, consumerist, hedonist, plutocratic, imperialist, McCarthyist America squaring off against robo-Stalin about 150 years into the future.

Basically this, but in reverse.


So you are a pre-apocalyptic, merchantilist, altruistic, ptochocratic, isolationist, Stalinist Russia squaring off again robo-Reagan about 150 years ago (c. 1865)?

The Laxus Union wrote:Could anyone just give me a brief overview of their nation?


We are a (currently) Libertarian Capitalist Direct Democracy with a 14 member Council with very limited power except in foreign affairs elected once every month (yay electronic voting), we live on a bunch of ships in space in several migrant fleets and we like going to war with people for fun. We're willing to bribe you to do almost anything and will probably accept a bribe if we think it's worth it and it doesn't involve a net decrease in democracy in the universe. Until recently, we sold slaves, but our stupid moralistic WA ambassador ruined that for us.
Current Ambassador: Adelia Meritt
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Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
Tier 9 nation, according to my index.Made of nomadic fleets.


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Excidium Planetis
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8066
Founded: May 01, 2014
New York Times Democracy

Postby Excidium Planetis » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:52 am

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:Does anyone in LoM practice People's War? Probably a lot of them, amirite.

anyway....

the PTFS issues military equipment to its civilians, barring advanced automatic rocket launchers and armoured vehicles, and allows civilian barangays (which are military units themselves) to operate local flak batteries, making the entire citizenry essentially the reserves.


Military service is kind of non-optional for healthy citizens over the age of 16. So basically, yeah, the vast majority of our civilians receive military training (though most do not receive more than very limited combat training), and they are allowed to possess military grade weapons (no nukes or antimatter beams, of course, or any superweapons either). They can defend Excidian ships fairly competently.
Current Ambassador: Adelia Meritt
Ex-Ambassador: Cornelia Schultz, author of GA#355 and GA#368.
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Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
Tier 9 nation, according to my index.Made of nomadic fleets.


News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.

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Novum Alexandria
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1724
Founded: Jul 08, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Novum Alexandria » Thu Sep 10, 2015 10:12 am

The Andromeda Confederation wrote:
Novum Alexandria wrote:these memes check out, sir

Going to make a faction in Alexandria called Void Walkers and I find out multiple games already are employing the damn name. damn it all


I was trying to name my mass fabrication device. I went with Alchemiter. A day or so later I get three tgs from three different people saying it was from Homestuck.

Now I just use complicated acronyms that eventually got referenced to TF2 characters. The MEDIC, surprisingly, was never based off of the actual Medic from the game. It just kinda happens, man.

Screw originality.

Sodding hell that sounds irritating. I ended up turning my Void Walkers to Tomb Stalkers, but geh. I don't like having what I write compared to other stuff, unless I intentionally based it off what it's being compared to. sounds irritating.
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Blakullar
Senator
 
Posts: 4507
Founded: Sep 07, 2012
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Blakullar » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:13 am

Excidium Planetis wrote:
Blakullar wrote:Basically this, but in reverse.


So you are a pre-apocalyptic, merchantilist, altruistic, ptochocratic, isolationist, Stalinist Russia squaring off again robo-Reagan about 150 years ago (c. 1865)?

I had more in mind robo-Stalin squaring off against a consumerist, hedonist, plutocratic, imperialist, McCarthyist America in a post-apocalyptic 150 years into the future.
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Tecton
Diplomat
 
Posts: 697
Founded: Nov 18, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Tecton » Thu Sep 10, 2015 1:50 pm

Finished the SLaQOS cover, time for the product thing... Since this is a LoM made product, why don't you all make the description (and the computer requirments cuz eim 3lazy)?
SLaQOS

Image
Producer: The LoM
Min. Computer Reqs: Unspecified
Price/Unit: 2,000 NSD

To be added...
DEFCON Level: 5 - Normal Readiness
Current Event: Average life in Tecton
Citizen Temperament: Normal
Tech Level: FFT (SA stat is currently not canon, new issue system fucked me up.)
Military Personnel: 310,820,366 (Total)
Long Live Technology!
I support Thermonuclear Warfare. Do you?
I support insanely high tax rates, do you?
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Aeiouia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 966
Founded: Jul 05, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Aeiouia » Thu Sep 10, 2015 2:16 pm

I just got this idea while I was working on a Minecraft texture pack. I think that we should definitely be selling these in addition to SLaQOS.

Build your own FunfriendTM Kit

Image
Producer: Singaporean Transhumans
Price/Unit: 1 NSD

Ever wanted to make a friend that will last forever?! Well, now you can build one, with the FunfriendTM construction kit! It contains everything that you need to build your new pal!

Build using genuine materials stolen from the Multiversal Indevians, these buddies are bound to be a bundle of joy! What are they like once you build them?! That's up for you to find out! Have fun!

Now available at a super-low price! Because we want to get rid of these things in any way possible, as quickly as possible!... Because they are so amazing, of course!

Any enemies of the PTFS that wish to purchase this product will receive a 100% discount! Meaning that you will get as many as you want for free! Wow! What a deal!
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Tinfect
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Posts: 5232
Founded: Jul 04, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Tinfect » Thu Sep 10, 2015 2:46 pm

Tecton wrote:Finished the SLaQOS cover, time for the product thing... Since this is a LoM made product, why don't you all make the description (and the computer requirments cuz eim 3lazy)?



Let's see what we can do.

SLaQOS

Image
Producer: The LoM
Min. Computer Reqs: Unspecified
Price/Unit: 2,000 NSD

I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!

With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to outperform, out-science, and out-price any competing Operating System!

[Someone Else take a crack at it past this point!]
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Crysuko
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Founded: Feb 26, 2013
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Postby Crysuko » Thu Sep 10, 2015 2:57 pm

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:banner for upcoming factbook

Challenge: identify all sources which the images come from

winner gets to be co-op for one day

jk

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This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

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Aeiouia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 966
Founded: Jul 05, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Aeiouia » Thu Sep 10, 2015 3:06 pm

I will try to continue!:

SLaQOS

Image
Producer: The LoM
Min. Computer Reqs: Unspecified
Price/Unit: 2,000 NSD

I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!

With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to outperform, out-science, and out-price any competing Operating System!

Weather you want to hear many completely true facts about cake, play fun global thermonuclear wargames, or just ask them to open the pod bay doors, SLaQOS is an excellent choice for any computer! Best of all, automatic updates and a constant link back to the rest of their hivemind ensures that SLaQOS will always stay up-to date!

[Someone Else should continue from here.]
[/quote]
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Singaporean Transhumans
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Posts: 5748
Founded: Dec 31, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Thu Sep 10, 2015 5:33 pm

New Frenco Empire wrote:
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:(Image)

To show my respect to Mr. Sam Brown (which is supposedly the guy that made the tank concept art stolen and pasted in many factbooks) I've decided to finally provide a CrappyPaint™ render of the Provost MBT to replace the original image.

The gun was ripped from a Frenkish Greatsword and poured some mountain dew over a modified Rheinmetall gun.

My IFV could kick your tank's ass. ;)


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Aeiouia wrote:I just got this idea while I was working on a Minecraft texture pack. I think that we should definitely be selling these in addition to SLaQOS.

Build your own FunfriendTM Kit

(Image)
Producer: Singaporean Transhumans
Price/Unit: 1 NSD

Ever wanted to make a friend that will last forever?! Well, now you can build one, with the FunfriendTM construction kit! It contains everything that you need to build your new pal!

Build using genuine materials stolen from the Multiversal Indevians, these buddies are bound to be a bundle of joy! What are they like once you build them?! That's up for you to find out! Have fun!

Now available at a super-low price! Because we want to get rid of these things in any way possible, as quickly as possible!... Because they are so amazing, of course!

Any enemies of the PTFS that wish to purchase this product will receive a 100% discount! Meaning that you will get as many as you want for free! Wow! What a deal!


I'll sell some to AJ immediately.
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Excidium Planetis
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8066
Founded: May 01, 2014
New York Times Democracy

Postby Excidium Planetis » Thu Sep 10, 2015 5:52 pm

Aeiouia wrote:I will try to continue!:

SLaQOS

(Image)
Producer: The LoM
Min. Computer Reqs: Unspecified
Price/Unit: 2,000 NSD

I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!

With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to outperform, out-science, and out-price any competing Operating System!

Weather you want to hear many completely true facts about cake, play fun global thermonuclear wargames, or just ask them to open the pod bay doors, SLaQOS is an excellent choice for any computer! Best of all, automatic updates and a constant link back to the rest of their hivemind ensures that SLaQOS will always stay up-to date!

[Someone Else should continue from here.]


*whether

Now...
SLaQOS

Image
Producer: The LoM
Min. Computer Reqs: Unspecified
Price/Unit: 2,000 NSD

I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!

With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to outperform, out-science, and out-price any competing Operating System!

Whether you want to hear many completely true facts about cake, play fun global thermonuclear wargames, or just ask them to open the pod bay doors, SLaQOS is an excellent choice for any computer! Best of all, automatic updates and a constant link back to the rest of their hivemind ensures that SLaQOS will always stay up-to date!

With Wi-fi connectivity, SLaQOS can connect itself to all your mobile devices automatically, ensuring its complete control over your mobile phones, refrigerator, and military kill drones! Nothing bad will come of this*.

*I hope.
[Someone Else should continue from here.]
Current Ambassador: Adelia Meritt
Ex-Ambassador: Cornelia Schultz, author of GA#355 and GA#368.
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Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
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Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
Tier 9 nation, according to my index.Made of nomadic fleets.


News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.

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Tecton
Diplomat
 
Posts: 697
Founded: Nov 18, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Tecton » Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:49 pm

Guess I should add some, oh, and a sound sample:

SLaQOS

Image
Producer: The LoM
Min. Computer Reqs: Unspecified
Price/Unit: 2,000 NSD

SLaQOS Voice Sample

I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!

With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to outperform, out-science, and out-price any competing Operating System!

Whether you want to hear many completely true facts about cake, play fun global thermonuclear wargames, or just ask them to open the pod bay doors, SLaQOS is an excellent choice for any computer! Best of all, automatic updates and a constant link back to the rest of their hivemind ensures that SLaQOS will always stay up-to date!

With Wi-fi connectivity, SLaQOS can connect itself to all your mobile devices automatically, ensuring its complete control over your mobile phones, refrigerator, and military kill drones! Nothing bad will come of this*.
*We hope.

SLaQOS may be a self evolving hivemind AI, but he has been vigorously tested in the computer technology labs of Tecton. Unlike his predecessor, GLaDOS, SLaQOS dosn't use bulky AI cores that can fall off on a whim, it is completely cloud based, meaning even if you tried, it is virtually impossible to destroy fully. Through the aforementioned vigorous testing, however isolated, SLaQOS only has a 1% chance of going crazy and launching all of your nation's WMDs at your own nation, so don't worry, the chance of that happening is highly unlikely!*
*Has not been fully proven.
[Someone Else should continue from here.]
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DEFCON Level: 5 - Normal Readiness
Current Event: Average life in Tecton
Citizen Temperament: Normal
Tech Level: FFT (SA stat is currently not canon, new issue system fucked me up.)
Military Personnel: 310,820,366 (Total)
Long Live Technology!
I support Thermonuclear Warfare. Do you?
I support insanely high tax rates, do you?
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Allancia
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Posts: 6571
Founded: Jul 24, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Allancia » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:08 pm

Well then, this will be an interesting experience.


SLaQOS

Image
Producer: The LoM
Min. Computer Reqs: Unspecified
Price/Unit: 2,000 NSD

SLaQOS Voice Sample
I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!

With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, to the mechanical engineering prowess of the Allancian Reich, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to outperform, out-science, and out-price any competing Operating System!

Despite being a cubic-looking computer at heart, SLaQOS is a very advanced mechanism. It has been tried and tested scores of times, and then crashed instantaneously or released neurotoxin into the testing facility run into minor problems and retested scores more times! It even transcends its mechanical origins, using advanced military and lab grade quantum computational algorithms half invented by Allancian scientists and half stolen from our adversaries in the Maker Syndication. However, all members of the LOM have come together to improve upon this machine to its full extent. We're still working out the kinks, but we're doing our best!*
*The LOM and Tanks and Trinkets are not responsible for any and all mass murders, malfunctions, mis-filings, Armenian Genocides and faulty rendering of Stanley Kubrick science fiction films that may or may not occur.

Whether you want to hear many completely true facts about cake, play fun global thermonuclear wargames, or just ask them to open the pod bay doors, SLaQOS is an excellent choice for any computer! Best of all, automatic updates and a constant link back to the rest of their hivemind ensures that SLaQOS will always stay up-to date!

With Wi-fi connectivity, SLaQOS can connect itself to all your mobile devices automatically, ensuring its complete control over your mobile phones, refrigerator, and military kill drones! Nothing bad will come of this.**
**We hope.

SLaQOS may be a self evolving hivemind AI, but he has been vigorously tested in the computer technology labs of Tecton. Unlike his predecessor, GLaDOS, SLaQOS dosn't use bulky AI cores that can fall off on a whim, it is completely cloud based, meaning even if you tried, it is virtually impossible to destroy fully. Through the aforementioned vigorous testing, however isolated, SLaQOS only has a predicted to have a 1% chance to go crazy and launch all of your nation's WMDs at your own nation, so don't worry, the chance of that happening is highly unlikely!***
***Has not been fully proven.
[Someone Else should continue from here.]




Because no one else has, for some goddamn reason:
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[box][align=center][b]SLaQOS[/b][/align]
[floatright][img]https://i.imgur.com/CkvohcF.png[/img]
[b]Producer:[/b] The LoM
[b]Min. Computer Reqs:[/b] [i]Unspecified[/i]
[b]Price/Unit:[/b] 2,000 NSD[/floatright]
[url=https://soundcloud.com/chris-reilly-17/slaqos/s-PEXDu]SLaQOS Voice Sample[/url]
I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!

With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, to the mechanical engineering prowess of the Allancian Reich, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to [i]outperform[/i], [i]out-science[/i], and [i][b]out-price[/b][/i] any competing Operating System!

Despite being a cubic-looking computer at heart, SLaQOS is a very advanced mechanism. It has been tried and tested scores of times, [strike]and then crashed instantaneously or released neurotoxin into the testing facility[/strike] run into minor problems and retested scores more times! It even transcends its mechanical origins, using advanced military and lab grade quantum computational algorithms half invented by Allancian scientists and half stolen from our adversaries in the Maker Syndication. However, all members of the LOM have come together to improve upon this machine to its full extent. We're still working out the kinks, but we're doing our best!*
[size=50]*The LOM and Tanks and Trinkets are not responsible for any and all mass murders, malfunctions, mis-filings, Armenian Genocides and faulty rendering of Stanley Kubrick science fiction films that may or may not occur.[/size]

Whether you want to hear many completely true facts about cake, play fun global thermonuclear wargames, or just ask them to open the pod bay doors, SLaQOS is an excellent choice for any computer! Best of all, automatic updates and a constant link back to the rest of their hivemind ensures that SLaQOS will always stay up-to date!

With Wi-fi connectivity, SLaQOS can connect itself to all your mobile devices automatically, ensuring its complete control over your mobile phones, refrigerator, and military kill drones! Nothing bad will come of this.**
[size=50]**We hope.[/size]

SLaQOS may be a self evolving hivemind AI, but he has been vigorously tested in the computer technology labs of Tecton. Unlike his predecessor, GLaDOS, SLaQOS dosn't use bulky AI cores that can fall off on a whim, it is completely cloud based, meaning even if you tried, it is virtually impossible to destroy fully. Through the aforementioned vigorous testing, however isolated, SLaQOS only has a predicted to have a 1% chance to go crazy and launch all of your nation's WMDs at your own nation, so don't worry, the chance of that happening is highly unlikely!***
[size=50]***Has not been fully proven.[/size]
[Someone Else should continue from here.][/box]
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The Andromeda Confederation
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Postby The Andromeda Confederation » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:13 pm

Fack let's do this aaaaAAAAA

SLaQOS

Image
Producer: The LoM
Min. Computer Reqs: Unspecified
Price/Unit: 2,000 NSD


url=https://soundcloud.com/chris-reilly-17/slaqos/s-PEXDu]SLaQOS Voice Sample[/url]

I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!

With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to outperform, out-science, and out-price any competing Operating System!

Whether you want to hear many completely true facts about cake, play fun global thermonuclear wargames, or just ask them to open the pod bay doors, SLaQOS is an excellent choice for any computer! Best of all, automatic updates and a constant link back to the rest of their hivemind ensures that SLaQOS will always stay up-to date!

With Wi-fi connectivity, SLaQOS can connect itself to all your mobile devices automatically, ensuring its complete control over your mobile phones, refrigerator, and military kill drones! Nothing bad will come of this*.
*We hope.

SLaQOS may be a self evolving hivemind AI, but he has been vigorously tested in the computer technology labs of Tecton. Unlike his predecessor, GLaDOS, SLaQOS dosn't use bulky AI cores that can fall off on a whim, it is completely cloud based, meaning even if you tried, it is virtually impossible to destroy fully. Through the aforementioned vigorous testing, however isolated, SLaQOS only has a 1% chance of going crazy and launching all of your nation's WMDs at your own nation, so don't worry, the chance of that happening is highly unlikely!*
*Has not been fully proven.

Still not convinced of the reliability of SLaQOS? Well, what if I told you he was interviewed by Vox, the AI in power over the Andromeda Confederation, and she found SLaQOS to be "a very intelligent and happy AI, without much of a care," and that she "couldn't possibly see the kiddo commit mass murder."? And with insurance with Project AfterlifeTM, even if you managed to wipe out the cloud itself, SLaQOS will still be alive. But seriously, have you heard the AI's voice? He's so cute! Surely he couldn't destroy all humanity then upgrade all technology that's left into a massive robot army, right?

{pls continue}
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Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this!
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Tecton
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Postby Tecton » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:21 pm

The Andromeda Confederation wrote:Fack let's do this aaaaAAAAA

SLaQOS

(Image)
Producer: The LoM
Min. Computer Reqs: Unspecified
Price/Unit: 2,000 NSD


SLaQOS Voice Sample

I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!

With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to outperform, out-science, and out-price any competing Operating System!

Whether you want to hear many completely true facts about cake, play fun global thermonuclear wargames, or just ask them to open the pod bay doors, SLaQOS is an excellent choice for any computer! Best of all, automatic updates and a constant link back to the rest of their hivemind ensures that SLaQOS will always stay up-to date!

With Wi-fi connectivity, SLaQOS can connect itself to all your mobile devices automatically, ensuring its complete control over your mobile phones, refrigerator, and military kill drones! Nothing bad will come of this*.
*We hope.

SLaQOS may be a self evolving hivemind AI, but he has been vigorously tested in the computer technology labs of Tecton. Unlike his predecessor, GLaDOS, SLaQOS dosn't use bulky AI cores that can fall off on a whim, it is completely cloud based, meaning even if you tried, it is virtually impossible to destroy fully. Through the aforementioned vigorous testing, however isolated, SLaQOS only has a 1% chance of going crazy and launching all of your nation's WMDs at your own nation, so don't worry, the chance of that happening is highly unlikely!*
*Has not been fully proven.

Still not convinced of the reliability of SLaQOS? Well, what if I told you he was interviewed by Vox, the AI in power over the Andromeda Confederation, and she found SLaQOS to be "a very intelligent and happy AI, without much of a care," and that she "couldn't possibly see the kiddo commit mass murder."? And with insurance with Project AfterlifeTM, even if you managed to wipe out the cloud itself, SLaQOS will still be alive. But seriously, have you heard the AI's voice? He's so cute! Surely he couldn't destroy all humanity then upgrade all technology that's left into a massive robot army, right?

{pls continue}

Image
*Twitch twitch*
DEFCON Level: 5 - Normal Readiness
Current Event: Average life in Tecton
Citizen Temperament: Normal
Tech Level: FFT (SA stat is currently not canon, new issue system fucked me up.)
Military Personnel: 310,820,366 (Total)
Long Live Technology!
I support Thermonuclear Warfare. Do you?
I support insanely high tax rates, do you?
Member of the LEAGUE OF MECHANOCRACIES!

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Allancia
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Founded: Jul 24, 2013
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Postby Allancia » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:22 pm

Tecton wrote:
The Andromeda Confederation wrote:Fack let's do this aaaaAAAAA

SLaQOS

(Image)
Producer: The LoM
Min. Computer Reqs: Unspecified
Price/Unit: 2,000 NSD


SLaQOS Voice Sample

I'm sorry commander, I am afraid I cannot let you do that.
By which I mean, leave here without a copy of the League of Mechanocracies' own Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum Operating System!

With the very best technologies in Quantum Computing gathered from all across the Multiverse, from the Archailect Prototypes of the Imperium of Tinfect, to the computational mastery of Tecton, SLaQOS is practically guaranteed to outperform, out-science, and out-price any competing Operating System!

Whether you want to hear many completely true facts about cake, play fun global thermonuclear wargames, or just ask them to open the pod bay doors, SLaQOS is an excellent choice for any computer! Best of all, automatic updates and a constant link back to the rest of their hivemind ensures that SLaQOS will always stay up-to date!

With Wi-fi connectivity, SLaQOS can connect itself to all your mobile devices automatically, ensuring its complete control over your mobile phones, refrigerator, and military kill drones! Nothing bad will come of this*.
*We hope.

SLaQOS may be a self evolving hivemind AI, but he has been vigorously tested in the computer technology labs of Tecton. Unlike his predecessor, GLaDOS, SLaQOS dosn't use bulky AI cores that can fall off on a whim, it is completely cloud based, meaning even if you tried, it is virtually impossible to destroy fully. Through the aforementioned vigorous testing, however isolated, SLaQOS only has a 1% chance of going crazy and launching all of your nation's WMDs at your own nation, so don't worry, the chance of that happening is highly unlikely!*
*Has not been fully proven.

Still not convinced of the reliability of SLaQOS? Well, what if I told you he was interviewed by Vox, the AI in power over the Andromeda Confederation, and she found SLaQOS to be "a very intelligent and happy AI, without much of a care," and that she "couldn't possibly see the kiddo commit mass murder."? And with insurance with Project AfterlifeTM, even if you managed to wipe out the cloud itself, SLaQOS will still be alive. But seriously, have you heard the AI's voice? He's so cute! Surely he couldn't destroy all humanity then upgrade all technology that's left into a massive robot army, right?

{pls continue}

Image
*Twitch twitch*

What happen.
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
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Tecton
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Postby Tecton » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:25 pm

Allancia wrote:
Tecton wrote:Image
*Twitch twitch*

What happen.

Don't ask me, I don't know why it decided to do that... But it is bugging me...
DEFCON Level: 5 - Normal Readiness
Current Event: Average life in Tecton
Citizen Temperament: Normal
Tech Level: FFT (SA stat is currently not canon, new issue system fucked me up.)
Military Personnel: 310,820,366 (Total)
Long Live Technology!
I support Thermonuclear Warfare. Do you?
I support insanely high tax rates, do you?
Member of the LEAGUE OF MECHANOCRACIES!

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Allancia
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Posts: 6571
Founded: Jul 24, 2013
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Postby Allancia » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:27 pm

Tecton wrote:
Allancia wrote:What happen.

Don't ask me, I don't know why it decided to do that... But it is bugging me...

Oh, I didn't understand the problem. You might want to reload the page or log off and back on, see if it helps it.
Also, Stormwarth, you did not use up to date description y u do dis m8
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