The League of Mechanocracies (Open, MT/PMT/FT, OOC, Signups)

[Deminis]

Looking at that link... I am honestly confused... should i be impressed by the coding or offended by the Chinese Hitler? I mean, i know china is socialist, but not fascist!

Chinese Hitler..?
That's Mao Zedong...

I dont know who it is, I just saw a slight resemblance, so i wanted to try for some humor, im sorry i failed...

[Allancia]

Chinese Hitler..?
That's Mao Zedong...

I dont know who it is, I just saw a slight resemblance, so i wanted to try for some humor, im sorry i failed...

I have no idea how you mistook them. Mao Zedong has much fuller cheeks than Heichler.

[Singaporean Transhumans]

I dont know who it is, I just saw a slight resemblance, so i wanted to try for some humor, im sorry i failed...

I have no idea how you mistook them. Mao Zedong has much fuller cheeks than Heichler.

And I have no idea how one does not know of Mao Zedong either.

[Deminis]

I have no idea how you mistook them. Mao Zedong has much fuller cheeks than Heichler.

And I have no idea how one does not know of Mao Zedong either.

tend to shy away from historical or current political events/people/whatever...

[Singaporean Transhumans]

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=350141

It's a thing, albeit WIP

[Tinfect]

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=350141

It's a thing, albeit WIP

Glorious.

[Deminis]

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=350141

It's a thing, albeit WIP

I like it... How much does a share cost?

And the answer to life, the universe, and everything has been found... its 42So glad you had that!~

[Singaporean Transhumans]

People get your entries ready, also what type of specifications do I need for trinkets?

[Deminis]

People get your entries ready, also what type of specifications do I need for trinkets?

so... i need to actually get some stuff to sell? i think i know just the thing... a 13 foot tall robot fully equipped for paintball wars!

[Allancia]

People get your entries ready, also what type of specifications do I need for trinkets?

Do we post them, are do you take them in and process them?

[Aeiouia]

Here is some of Aeiouia's stuff. I will probably make more later:

RC Aeiouian Procne:

Keeping your Home safe, and your Children happy! - This miniature Procne is controlled by a specially designed Remote Control, and comes with a Genuine Aeiouian Point Defense Laser, for when you just feel like having some fun!

See footage from your Procne's cameras in real-time during flight, using a handy screen provided on the remote! Also includes an avionics package and a heads-up display!

Requires two 9-Volt batteries for remote (Batteries not included). Ages 12 and up.

Price: $699 NSD
Restriction Tier: None

Mystic Lemurian Draught:

Do you want to live forever, but do not want to get bio-mechanical treatments and therefore stay a pure baseliner? Well, why the heck not?! I mean, seriously. Augmentations are awesome! You would be crazy not to-... Fine. Here is an alternate option for you.

Originally developed by the ancient Jenei, the secrets of the Mystic Draught were kept alive by the city of Lemuria over the many millennia-long Dark Age of the Jenei civilization.

Allowing anyone who drinks a whole bottle to ward off natural aging processes for months, the Mystic Draught was highly valuable and sought after. At least until the Aeiouian civilization achieved a post-scarcity economy.

... Wait. Why are we even selling these things for currency if we have a post-scarcity ec-... Uh, never mind...

This same eternal life can be yours for only $5 NSD! One bottle should hold off the aging process for about a year, making it an incredible value! Certainly there are no possible side-effects from this potion!

Consult a doctor skilled in the arcane arts before use. Aeiouia and/or Tanks and Trinkets is not to be held accountable for any magical mishaps that occur as a result of Mystic Lemurian Draught.

Price: $5 NSD
Restriction Tier: None

Dyson-Class Ship Model:

Proudly display this beautiful model of the workhorse unit in Aeiouian fleets! This highly-detailed, and very accurate representation of the Dyson-Class Cruiser is a fin-....

Oh, what am I saying? This is just a box that we found and spray-painted black. Aeiouian ship design is so bloody boring...

Ages 12 and up.

Price: $29 NSD
Restriction Tier: None

Mia Utopia Playset:

What says "Fun" more than the giant psychotic Eldritch God robot thing that somehow is the leader of an otherwise incredibly peaceful alien nation? Well... Quite a few things. But, this set of Aeiouia-themed toys should be good fun for anyone, and serves as an excellent collector's item!

The detailed action figure of the General Overseer includes lights, speech, and a number of accessories. It will periodically spout real drunken babble, which was actually recorded from the Overseer herself! There is no off button, so the torrent of stupidly-accented speech, and therefore fun, will never stop!

Best of all, since it is built by Aeiouians, it is pretty much impossible to damage. So, good luck making it shut up once you put the batteries in!

Accessories include a Gun-Staff, a Tower Shield, four Procne Fighters, and two bottles of alcohol (One intact, one broken and used as a weapon).

Requires two AA batteries for speech and lights (Batteries not included). Ages 3 and up.

Price: $39 NSD
Restriction Tier: None

Aeiouian Tower Shield:

Do you like defense?! Well, you have come to the right place! This huge and completely indestructible riot shield should protect you from anything! Just hold it between you and whatever is trying to kill you! It is that simple!

Shield does not protect you when not in between you and the thing(s) trying to kill you. Ages 12 and up.

Price: $1000 NSD
Restriction Tier: Medium-High

Aeiouian Home Security System:

Crafted with the best in Aeiouian defensive systems, this extensive security system outfits your home in the most impenetrable armor known to man!

It... Does not exactly help in the scenario of a home invasion or burglary. Hell, all the the automated turrets do is hand out candy! But if someone decides to lob a nuke at your house, you are covered!

Price varies depending on the size of the system. Candy is provided free-of-charge!

Price: Varies, contact us to get a quote!
Restriction Tier: Medium-High

I can make more of those incredibly crappy MSPaint icons for the products of other nations, if you would like.

[Deminis]

5$ for a bottle of immortality, Shit ill take 20...

[Deminis]

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XY-5 Deminisian Security Drone

The XY-5 Security Drone, originally designed for covert operations in the early 90's, is now at your fingertips. Full, facial recognition systems ensures the safety of your family and friends. Despite its small size, the XY-5 is quite powerful, carrying a 22 caliber Gauss pistol on its back, just enough to maim. With advanced government technology protecting your Home, you'll never worry about a break in again! _{note. This is not a toy.}

Price: 250 NSD

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The Track Board

The Track Board is the newest in family outdoor fun. With an attachable handle for the little ones, every one can take a spin. Whether its flying through the dunes and cruising down the sidewalk, the Track Board is guaranteed to make even the riches of rivals jealous.

Price:5,250 NSD

EH? I tired?? I'll probably add more to this...

Sorry about the pictures, i cant draw... at all..

[Aaronian]

Cybofire RO-301 series "Buzzard"


Need to kill your mortal enemies? How about blowing up that one location you utterly hate? Cybofire has your #1 solution, the RO-301 Security Drone! Armed with two sets of twin rapid-fire plasma cannons, a state-of-the-art location system, and the most reliable Iridium power cells available. Buy now, only 400.00N$! (warranty void if reprogrammed.)

Here's my thing.

[United Comintern Star Republics]

We will buy 1 billion for a total of 400,000,000,000 NS$.

[The Andromeda Confederation]

Andromedian Items for sale, wut wut

CL-15
CL-15 (Cumberlatchittitium Lorranium) has been used extensively as a cheap and clean fuel when refined. But we will also sell unrefined rocks as lighting sources too, because we can recreate this stuff. Switch on the small magnet and watch as it glows in a variety of colors, depending on the intensity of the magnet. Want to live completely off the grid, but are scared of the dark? Buy a metric tonne of these and go bananas, scaredy cat.
PRICE: $10 NS/kg

Model of the Benevolence Kit
One of those avid ship collector guys? Do you like to gaze at little models of ships millions of times bigger? Are you lonely? If so, you need a hobby, and we can help with that. At about 15cm by 15cm, this little guy will capture the might of the most terrifying and slowest ship in the Andromedian Navy! Buy one; get an Immortal class Tactical Destroyer kit for free!
Price: $30 NS each

Kohler K-5 Airspeeder
The newest airspeeder from Kohler Motors, it was designed to be both a civilian craft and a military craft, depending on the role. “Yes, we will make it as badass as legally possible, and jack up the price because people will pay for it,” a personal quote from Hans Kohler XI himself, accurately describes the fervor that the K-5 has caused in the Andromeda Confederation. But now, you can have it cheaper, as we really don’t care.
Price: $30,000 NS (Unarmed), $53,000 NS (Armed)

[United Comintern Star Republics]

We will buy 1 metric tonne of of CL-15, 1,000 Benevolence model kits, and 10,000 armed landspeeders.

[Atomic Utopia]

We will buy 1 metric tonne of of CL-15, 1,000 Benevolence model kits, and 10,000 armed landspeeders.

This is not a storefront, we are preparing to make one. So would you kindly stop doing that?

[United Comintern Star Republics]

Sorry, I was not aware that buying was not open. I'll snip the posts if you'd like.

[Tinfect]

We will buy 1 metric tonne of of CL-15, 1,000 Benevolence model kits, and 10,000 armed landspeeders.

Make your orders in T&T, when it is up, not here.

[United Comintern Star Republics]

We will buy 1 metric tonne of of CL-15, 1,000 Benevolence model kits, and 10,000 armed landspeeders.

Make your orders in T&T, when it is up, not here.

Sorry again. See the post above yours.

[Paginista]

Hey guys, im just wondering if anyone is good at making flags. If so may I ask for your assistance?

[United Comintern Star Republics]

Hey guys, im just wondering if anyone is good at making flags. If so may I ask for your assistance?

Define 'good'. I'm limited to just bars, maybe circle tool-generated polka dots and even a crappy star or two if I'm feeling lucky. I'll also post a video of me cursing for twelve hours straight trying to get the damn picture into jpeg format on youtube, if you'd like.

[Tinfect]

Hey guys, im just wondering if anyone is good at making flags. If so may I ask for your assistance?

Depending on what you need, Aeiouia, or myself might be able to help.
As an example, I made my own flag, and I have gotten a fair bit better at this sort of thing since then.

[Paginista]

Hey guys, im just wondering if anyone is good at making flags. If so may I ask for your assistance?

Depends on what you need, Aeiouia, or myself might be able to help.

What i'm looking for is basically my current flag (I lost the original image when a hard drive failed) with a laurel inside the middle polygon And in white letters at the bottom the words "Ad victoriam, ex machina Non sibi sed patriae Ad victoriam, ex machina Non sibi sed patriae" Is that too complex for you guys?