7/3/2017
Coventry: Covonantian Conservative Party Leader Crassus Gais said that he has discovered the Conspiracy of the Century and termed it the New Khas-Kirat Invasion of the Isles in the middle of his election debate speech.
"So last night I was preparing my speech. I Googled Athara Magarat to know they were leeching of our economy. And then I searched for Bhikkustan to know what missile they were now making. Instead I found out something else. I found that both Athara Magaratis and Bhikkustanis are Khas-Kiratis! Bloody hell! This self-made is refugee crisis by Bhikkustan supported by Athara Magarat and being funded by those Aloha Snackbar guys...I remember their name now - SHOCKers. Moukere is a lackie of these modern-day Khas-Kirat invaders and Corindia is also helping in this refugee crisis/invasion as they are run by reptilian overlords who want to take over our Isles. If elected your next PM, I will REMOVE Khas-Kirati people and Corindi reptilians who are planning to take over the Isles. Sieg Heil!"
The huge crowd were clapping Mr Gais's speech when several armed Men in Black arrived at the scene and escorted him away.