The Socialist Federation of the Yugoslav Republics of Kylava
Seperatists near Mitjevalian border
Today comrades we have struck a deadly blow to the Bougeoisie scum, killing many Halian Nationalist fighters in a drone strike on their base. Our military followed the attack up with an assault, and managed to crush the would-be revolution before it began! We advise all men and women to stay away from such seditious and fascist activity. The punishment is forced relocation. Comrades! Be joyous! The strength of our unity laughs the attempts of the capitalists!