urivoa bans economy

by **Urivoa** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 5:18 am

today after the creation of urivoa company King John has said that having an economy is now illegal. many people have gone poor but many people have went missing as gas prices have halved. everyone is now poor and has no food and king john needs people to give us money. what we will do with The Money

give our People better houses
make our gas chambers better quality
give our People food
give our People energy
give the army more guns

by **Kyrashia** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:54 pm

Well okay then.

by **Esalonia** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:43 am

Good.

That's the use of economy-give your army more and better guns, build houses, produce food and goods and gas chambers and the gas for those gas chambers...I need a gallon of Eye-Mo.

You're basically giving your country suicide.

by **Avdrea** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:45 am

No economy, so no production. You're fucked as far as I'm concerned, and an idiot.

by **The An Xileel** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:55 am

Quite a way to destroy ones own nation, I guess.

by **New Lexington** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:07 pm

"So, let me get this straight, he institutes policies akin to national suicide, and then expects other people to give him handouts to fix the problems that he alone is responsible for? Huh. Nuts is what it is."
-President James Bohannon on the recent developments.

by **Avdrea** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:21 am

Nobody is gonna GIVE you money, we LEND money, and you'll have to pay it back at some point, and without an economy, you're fucked.

by **Singaporean Transhumans** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:23 am

Get your facts right before banning something. You're basically banning the distribution and management of resources. What sort of syntax error is THAT?

by **The City States of Numenera** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:27 am

Let me get this straight, you enact a policy that is nothing short of national suicide and just as your suffering the consequences of said stupidity you want us to give your people money instead bring back your economy? Well have fun reenacting the Great Depression.

by **Avdrea** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:28 am

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:Get your facts right before banning something. You're basically banning the distribution and management of resources. What sort of syntax error is THAT?

Even production of resources. Let me emphasize that, PRODUCTION!

by **Taigawa** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:30 am

"The leader of a Tier 3 Civilization bans his own economy, and then expects other nations to let him mooch off of theirs? That man needs to be deposed from power."

-Empress Neyla on the recent development.

OOC: Aaaaand you just pretty much dug your own grave.

by **Blakullar** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:37 am

Since you no longer have any money to fund a military, we suppose that you would be okay with an invasion force claiming your nation's territory and people as property of the Mechanocracy of Russia. Give our Annexation Services a phone call and we'll be over in no less than three hours.

by **Arcanium of Mars** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:39 am

Without a proper economy, your nation has no way to survive. Your people will turn on you when they realize you cannot provide for them because other nations refuse to pay for the debts you created yourself. You have no way to fund an army, let alone even a simple militia, and your lands are basically free for the taking because you have no way to defend yourself, especially against a rich nation with superior technology. Only time will as to how long it would take for your people start a rebellion.

by **Tescopolis** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:41 am

Congratulations.

by **Rhodevus** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:47 am

Ooc: hey guys, instead of being rude, why not help him out?
Hello. It seems like you are a bit new to this whole roleplaying thing. I get it. It is confusing, and you want to make your nation known worldwide.

For help, tips and suggestions about roleplaying in the future as well as setting up your own roleplay, check out this great helpful links, or any of the help threads in International Incidents.

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=170098

by **Knockturn Alley** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:51 am

Scene: Empty Tom Weasley's office, Leaky Cauldron, Knockturn Alley: 1400 hours
The phone rings, no one is present in the room to answer, and the voice-note asks the caller to leave a message after the BEEP

2 hours later

Tom Weasley enters looking harassed, noticing the red light on the receiver he presses the button. The voice of secretary Clarke fills the room:
"Sir, you're going to love this!", Tom Weasley could almost picture the man quivering with suppressed laughter.
"I went to the local bar today morning and heard the funniest story! Apparently a miniscule nation called urivoa has BANNED ECONOMY!
That's right sir, apparently they went broke and started distributing money to the people. Honestly, sir some days we should feel happy just to exist!"
Shaking his head disbelievingly Tom Weasley continued his hunt for his glasses. He had searched everywhere! Perhaps he had left it in the kitchen.
And with that he left his room once again still chuckling to himself.

by **Avdrea** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:54 am

Rhodevus wrote:Ooc: hey guys, instead of being rude, why not help him out?
Hello. It seems like you are a bit new to this whole roleplaying thing. I get it. It is confusing, and you want to make your nation known worldwide.

For help, tips and suggestions about roleplaying in the future as well as setting up your own roleplay, check out this great helpful links, or any of the help threads in International Incidents.

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=170098

His nation is now known worldwide as the nation which banned economy.

by **Equestria and Griffon** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:54 am

*gives 800M pieces of steak*

That is your last food.

Choose wisely on how to use it.

-Applejack,Secretary of Food

by **Equestria and Griffon** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:56 am

Also,this is nation suicide if you ban economy.

by **Valloria** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:57 am

Eh, gas chambers aren't our deal.

by **Finland SSR** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:58 am

This is what happens when children and teenagers have too much free time on vacation.

Banning fucking economy itself.

by **Avdrea** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:59 am

Finland SSR wrote:This is what happens when children and teenagers have too much free time on vacation.

by **Equestria and Griffon** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:00 am

''Very well,you just dug your own grave.Have fun with a infinite Great Depression"
-Princess Celestia on this matter

by **Nickel Empire** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:07 am

Obviously this person doesn't know the fine things an economy can get you.-Emperor TonyDimes

by **Mefpan** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:13 am

Does this mean we can invade now?

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