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by The greater Vakolicci Haven » Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:49 pm

by The High Tatras » Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:58 pm
The greater Vakolicci Haven wrote:"Don't call me a fucking Vakolicci," Alicia spat. "Being a Vakolicci is Jason's job, I'm purest Celari all the way back." The waiter came and delivered the spicy chicken, and Alicia began to eat at a fare pace.
"I might consider trying to get them to conform to Celari ways," she conceeded, "But their's a whole year for that. At the moment, I'm just far too distracted."
"No I won't," the assistant said, clearly annoyed with the foreign idiot who had ran out of his shop with an expensive, if vulgar, parrot. "I'll accept Drals, or I'll accept a credit card. Take your pick."

by The greater Vakolicci Haven » Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:04 pm

by Woodstovia » Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:07 pm

by The greater Vakolicci Haven » Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:13 pm

by The High Tatras » Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:22 pm
The greater Vakolicci Haven wrote:"I'm not licensed to do anything," the assistant snapped. Why did he always get the crazy tourist people?
"I sell pets. You don't need paperwork. Oh...and a credit card is a small piece of plastic with a chip in it that you scan, and it lets you pay with that rather than with actual money. If you don't have money or a credit card, you're not buying the parrot."
"Parrot! Card! Wanker!" squawked the parrot. "Wanker parrot! Wanker parrot!"

by The greater Vakolicci Haven » Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:28 pm

by The High Tatras » Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:43 pm
The greater Vakolicci Haven wrote:Exasperated, the assistant followed the idiotic foreigner.
"You don't need a license to sell animals in Celeria," he said. "You'll learn that soon." He reached Taras and grasped onto the cage. "Theft, however, is a crime. Would you like to be reported to security, or will you be putting that back?"

by The greater Vakolicci Haven » Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:49 pm

by Prussio » Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:10 pm

by The High Tatras » Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:16 pm
The greater Vakolicci Haven wrote:"Stupid foreigners," the assistant mumbled before beginning to walk away.
"Taras." Jason walked through the range door, a freshly rolled up cigarette in his hand. "Were you going to buy that parrot? I was just going out of the range to have a smoke...I don't think smoking in that place is a good idea. Go and see Maria if you want it."

by Woodstovia » Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:23 pm

by Meinkraft » Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:38 pm
Soldier wrote:And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he hearded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!

by The greater Vakolicci Haven » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:07 pm

by The High Tatras » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:16 pm
The greater Vakolicci Haven wrote:Alicia wrapped her arm around Allen and put her face towards his.
"I fucking hate this," she told him. "I don't enjoy making you depressed, you know that? To me, you're good-looking, and kind, and intelligent...but they keep shouting at me and I don't have control all the time, you know that?"
Elosqir released his grasp on Joseph's throat, but carried on holding him down.
"I don't like slavery," he growled. "My whole country were slaves, do you know that? Do you know how it feels? I'm only keeping you alive now because it would be far too much trouble with the authorities justifying why I killed you. Oh, and by the way, this is the Haven. We don't recognise your contracts, because they weren't made in the Haven. We couldn't care shit about your contracts, because the Haven protects its own, and fuck to the rest. Now, you son of a bitch, stand up. By the way, I'm Elosqir, not Giant. I don't like the name but I'm proud do have it." Roughly, he pulled the Prussian to his feet.
"That dog killed a bird," Jason said angrily. "Why do you never keep that dog on a leash? You need to stop it killing things, people don't like that at all." The shop assistant took the opurtunity to walk away.

by Woodstovia » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:18 pm

by The greater Vakolicci Haven » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:24 pm

by Woodstovia » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:33 pm

by The High Tatras » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:55 pm
The greater Vakolicci Haven wrote:"The other 2...one's telling me to hurt you and one to free you," Alicia said, her voice sounding strained. "Oh gods...Oh Allen...Help me! She's trying to...I can't no!"
"He can't just go around killing things," Jason tried to explain. "Someone owned that duck...their's no such thing as public game-hunting ground in Celeria."

by The greater Vakolicci Haven » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:59 pm

by Meinkraft » Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:01 pm
Soldier wrote:And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he hearded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!

by The greater Vakolicci Haven » Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:15 pm

by Woodstovia » Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:15 pm

by The greater Vakolicci Haven » Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:28 pm

by Crumb-Cashew » Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:31 pm
Vervillia wrote:We teach our children to visit Crumb-Cashew if they like cashew nuts, but not to visit if you like Political Freedoms, and relaxed eating laws.
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