WorldVision Song Contest 34 | IC | Contest Thread

by **Mister X** » Sun Nov 09, 2014 3:52 pm

Commentary on the 34th WorldVision Song Contest comes from Robert Baxter and Sam Smith.

by **Titaniumland** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 1:46 am

by **Arvenia** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:55 am

Arvenia has voted:

1 point goes to Bailmanland.

2 points goes to Estenia.

3 points goes to North Britonesea.

4 points goes to Free Republics.

5 points goes to Polkopia.

6 points goes to KwaDai.

7 points goes to Ekoz.

8 points goes Mister X.

10 points goes to Titaniumland.

12 points goes to Missus X.

by **Normandy and Picardy** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 9:07 am

NPTV - Worldvision Song Contest/Chantja Contesta MondVis

Welcome back to Worldvision with your host John Peytman. I am with Michel Huryton, who is in the running for representing us next time. All the acts have performed and it is time to move to the voting.

1 - Gregoryisgodistan
John - Ah, so obviously voting for their puppet. This will be the only time they get 12 points I can guarantee that
Michel - And that racket from the Sarian got 8. How?!?!
John - That is a mystery. Also, Lord Almighty Gregory is a bit bonkers
Michel - Just like our leader, Andrew Beveryn
John - And the general populace of our country

2 - Gregory Llama Land
Michel - Sorry to hear about the hijacking of your votes
John - Mind you, it was a good song
Michel - Yes, I suppose it was John.
John - And there are at least some actually good songs getting points.

3 - Elke and Elba
John - Once again, it is the mad men who are voting and they have gone and given 12 points to Bailamaland. Sure, most of them make some sort of sense but Bailamaland
Michel - The people of Elke and Elba have spoken
John - And they have spoken wrongly
Michel - Calm down, not everyone does what you want

4 - Ekoz
John - How did that religious mumbo-jumbo get twelve points?
Michel - Some people saw past the one line mentioning religion
John - I'll have you arrested!
Michel - No need!

5 - North Britonisea
John - What a surprise; Britonisea got 12.
Michel - It is good to see Kalosia got 10 points - I liked their entry
John - So did I

6 - Izmedu
Michel - How did Hafamarimet get 12!?
John - You are finally starting to think like me
Michel- What? Like a stuck-up, ignorant...
John - I'm not ignorant! Maybe stuck up but not ignorant.

7 - Sumaltheria
John - Finally, good nations who deserve votes get them. Go Polkopia!
Michel - You do realise we aren't Polkopian?
John - Yes, but our entry doesn't stand a chance
Michel - There is still hope

8 - Normandy and Picardy
John - I've been meaning to talk to Tomasz, give him some tips
Michel - At least our votes make sense.
John - Tomasz has it right when he said that we are all psychotic.
Michel - Yes, he did(Laughs)

9 - Mister X
John - I don't mind the political voting this time. Missus X's entry was good anyway
Michel - But Ekoz!
John - Yes, they don't deserve 12 points

10 - Missus X
Michel - I don't like the political voting this time though
John - I don't know, Mister X's entry was good as well
Michel - I know why you like it...
John - Shut up!

11 - Tödlichebujoku
John - Once again with that religious song! Before you know it, we'll all be singing hymns and doing mass
Michel - Kalosia did well again,, that's good to see. As I said, I liked them.
John - How did Polkopia only get 4? They deserve 12
Michel - You are not a Polkopian John!

12 - Titaniumland
Michel - Again with Bailamaland
John - Kishrael's entry is doing well, but it won't stand a chance against Polkopia's
Michel - For the last time, YOU ARE NOT POLKOPIAN!

13 - Kwadai
John - Elke and Elba get 12 points, which I must say is a bit of a surprise
Michel - And Polkopia only got 2
John - HOW DARE THEY ONLY GIVE POLKOPIA 2!
Michel - I shouldn't have brought that up

14 - Syrche
John - Polkopia got 10. GO POLKOPIA!!!
Michel - Oh, I give up
John - POLKOPIA!

15 - Britonisea
Michel - Finally, a point for us. Thank you so much Britonisea!
John - How dare they only give...
Michel - Syrche got 12 points didn't they
John - Don't interrupt me...
Michel - And somehow Menski got 10

16 - Bailamaland
Michel - Titaniumland get 12 points. I believe they may stir things up a bit at the top
John - Missus X only got 2 and the hosts, Mister X, got 3
Michel - For once, you aren't talking about...I'll keep quiet
John - About what?

17 - Norfolk and Suffolk
John - How did I know that the votes would be delivered by some sort of hippy?
Michel - I suppose it was the song
John - I think you may be right. Anyway, Kasanova-Korotica got another 12 points just like they did from us. Unfortunately, they haven't got many votes elsewhere
Michel - Don't start this again ...

18 - Estenia
John - Well, I liked Ytrrbia's entry but didn't expect them to do so well
Michel - Aren't you going to say anything about Polkopia
John - No, why do you ask? Any, Kasanova-Korotica didn't get points this time either, what a disgrace
Michel - Argghhhh!(Face Palms into table)

19 - Arvenia
Michel - Missus X got 12 points. They may end up doing than their master
John - Oh I doubt that. And don't even bring up his looks!
Michel - I wasn't going to, honest

20 - Free Republics
Michel and John - Gregory Llama Land got 12!!!!!!!!!!
John - Well, they are religious fruitcakes after all

21 - The Sarian
Michel - Yttrbia get 12! Sure, I liked their entry but I don't think they deserved that
John - Well, there has been some weird voting so we should have expected it

22 - Vintomter
John - Well, that is almost a carbon copy
Michel - Well, what do you expect

23 - Polkopia
Michel - A point! A point! Finally, another point! Thank you so much Polkopia! I think that makes 2
John - Let's see what happens

24 - Kasanova-Korotica
Michel - 8 points! Thank you eternally Kasanova-Korotica. We are oh so grateful.
John - Wow! Even I'm shocked, and I don't get shocked much

25 - Ytrrbia
Michel - Well, no surprises there
John - The hosts get 3, Polkopia only get...
Michel - Don't start that again

26 -Kishrael
Michel - Yttrbia's entry is doing much better than I thought it would
John - Well, I thought it would do well all along
Michel - No you didn't
John - Yes I did

27 - Calimera II
John - I think Kishrael have got this in the bag
Michel - Yep, I think they have won
John - It will be a battle for second then, and it will be close between Polkopia and Ekoz

28 - Kalosia
John - No points for us here, but I'm not surprised
Michel - Polkopia have got second, I think
John - Well, they did get 10 points and Ekoz got none

by **Britonisea** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 10:38 am

BVC- Commentaries. Part 2

After that shocking commentary shut off, Katty left and left us with Tess and Peter. Now the commentaries are back on, let's get back to Voting.

Peter: Welcome back to WorldVision 34. We apologise for cutting you off of the commontaries but if you would like to watch the performance with the commentaries go to https://youtube.com/wat?ch3Wg45qblah.
Tess: Let's have a quick run through of our 30 acts.

{A run through of the Acts}

Peter: We have 2 minutes left to vote as we have some time. Let's get started!

VOTE 01- Gregoryisgodistan

Tess: They gave 4 points to Polkopia for our song.
Peter: I know. That's out of Order. They gave us a 5.
Tess: Yes. The first Voter gives us a 5.
Peter: In total we have 5 points. Next we have Gregory Llama land.

VOTE 2- Gregory Llama land

Peter: Unlinke other nations, we don't call it block voting.We call it a friendly gesture.
Tess: I agree to the maximum.
Peter: However, they gave us nothing.
Tess: So we have 5 points in total.

VOTE 3- Elke and Elba

Peter: NEXT!
Tess: We have to commentary.
Peter: We have 5 points, NEXT!

VOTE 4- Ekoz

Tess: What is wrong with them?
Peter: I know, I would expect them to give a point, at least.
Tess: Sugar! I voted for them via the app!
Peter: Hey! Idiot. We still have 5 points.

VOTE 5- North Britonisea

Peter: Ahh Darlington. They should've won the bids.
Tess: A Free Republics vote...
Peter: And a Friendly gesture, 12 for us!
Tess: Before you say, I will say it. In total we have-
Peter: 17 Points.

VOTE 6- Izmedu

Tess: OKay, Mister X got a point. L-O-L!
Peter: My gosh. NEXT!
Tess: We still have 17 points.

[Goes to a 20 second break]

VOTE 7- Sumalltheria

by **Free Republics** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 5:40 pm

As Lady Kulseth prepared to announce the Republican votes, she was unaware that 6chan, the notorious troll nest, had once again stuffed the ballot boxes. However, there were also many votes by supports of the Holy Party and by neutral observers. Ultimately, most of the songs ended up bunched together in the standings, but there was one runaway winner in the voting...

Lady Kulseth - Starting from the top, the Holy Republican Empire gives our 12 points to Gregory Llama Land for the song that stole the show this year! Next, our 10 points go to Izmedu for a fantastic song that told a very good story. Oh my Go...sh, I can't believe this. No, this can't be right. 8 points to Gregoryisablasphemeristan. Is this somebody's idea of a joke? 7 points to Britonisea. That's better. We can write that off as an aberration, I hope. 6 points to... The Sarian? Why, this can't be right? 5 points to Tödlichebujoku for a song that, in my opinion, deserved more than that. Next, oh yes, 4 points to Kishrael. It seems that those 2 were just aberrations. Oh no! 3 points to Missus X? Are you serious? And our penultimate vote is... 2 points to Yttribia? Finally, a point to Estenia. I guess there were worse choices for that final point. I'll have to have a discussion with my husband and with the executives at FBC because we shouldn't be voting for Gregoryisevilistan, that slut from the Sarian or the demonic Missus X!

by **The Sarian** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:24 am

12 - Yttribia
10 - Free Republics
8 - Gregoryisgodistan
7 - Ekoz
6 - Vintomter
5 - Polkopia
4 - Tödlichebujoku
3 - Kwadai
2 - Norfolk and Suffolk
1 - Estenia

by **Vintomter** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:30 am

12 - Yttribia
10 - The Sarian
8 - Free Republics
7 - Kwadai
6 - Polkopia
5 - Estenia
4 - Ekoz
3 - Gregory Llama Land
2 -Tödlichebujoku
1 - Norfolk and Suffolk

by **Polkopia** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:46 pm

12 points: Elke and Elba
10 points: Norfolk and Suffolk
8 points: Hafamarimyht
7 points: Kishrael
6 points: Titaniumland
5 points: Izmedu
4 points: Kalosia
3 points: Syrche
2 points: Vintomter
1 point: Normandy and Picardy

by **Norfolk and Suffolk** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 2:01 pm

Marie: a famous Folk singer from Ipswich.

Hello WorldVision! This is Norwich calling with the results of Norfolk and Suffolk's vote... so we say.

1. Gregoryisgodistan
2. Britonesia
3. The Sarian
4. Kalosia
5. Hafamarimyht
6. Calimera
7. Titaniumland
8 points are for... Ekoz!
10 points goes to Polkopia!
Finally... our 12 points goes to... Kasanova-Koratica! Congratulations!

by **Kasanovakoratica** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 2:45 pm

Kasanova-Koratica really has a terrible connection, doesn't it

Heyyy Thatch City, it's KASANOVA-KORATICA!! Here's our stuff:

1- Free Republics
2- Estenia
3- Menski
4- North Britonisea
5- Hafamarimët
6- Syrche
7- Tödlichebujoku

8- Normandy & Picardy
10- Calimera
12- Sumaltheria

Yeah, cool, bye. My balls are itchy.

by **Yttribia** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 5:03 pm

12 - The Sarian
10 - Kishrael
8 - Vintomter
7 - Tödlichebujoku
6 - Polkopia
5 - Free Republics
4 - Gregoryisgodistan
3 - Mister X
2 - Sychre
1 - Ekoz

by **Kishrael** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 1:14 pm

צבהרות קיסרלות
Tsavrot Kisralot - Kishraeli Votes

Cinderella Ra'ot (Ra'ah), winners of WorldVision 33

"Hey guys!! We're Cinderella Ra'ot and we're here to give you the results of the Kishraeli vote! So, here are the points from Kishrael, and good luck to everyone!"

1 point ~ Izmedu
2 points ~ Syrche
3 points ~ Ekoz
4 points ~ Ytrribia
5 points ~ Gregoryisgodistan
6 points ~ Polkopia
7 points ~ Norfolk and Suffolk

8 points ~ Vintomter
10 points ~ Kasanova-Koratica
12 points ~ Titaniumland

by **Calimera II** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 1:49 pm

Calimera Votes!

1 point - Kasanovakoratica
2 points - Polkopia
3 points - Ekoz
4 points - Ytrribia
5 points - Gregoryisgodistan
6 points - Syrche
7 points - Titaniumland

8 points - Mister X
10 points - Kishrael
12 points - Norfolk and Suffolk

by **Mister X** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 9:00 am

Commentary on the 34th WorldVision Song Contest comes from Robert Baxter and Sam Smith.

by **Kalosia** » Tue Nov 18, 2014 3:32 pm

29/35 voted
KALOSIA

Our first entrant will be the person announcing the votes tonight. [Unfortunately there is a lack of RP due to lack of time on my part]

12 Tödlichebujoku
10 Izmedu
08 Hafamarimët
07 Polkopia
06 Kasanova-Koratica
05 Norfolk & Suffolk
04 Titaniumland
03 Mister X
02 Elke & Elba
01 Sumaltheria

by **Mister X** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:45 am

WORLDVISION 34 - THATCHER CITY, MISTER X

COME TOGETHER

VOTING RESULTS

Robert Baxter and Sam Smith take to the stage. Robert takes a microphone and stands at the very front:

Robert: Well, I think you can see what's happened.

Robert: Ladies and gentlemen!
Sam: dominae et iudices!
Robert: The winner of the 34th WorldVision Song Contest is...
Sam: victor de XXXIV WorldVision certarem canticum est...
Robert and Sam:

KISHRAEL!

A small fanfare played whilst the audience went into a standing ovation. The triumphant Kishraeli winner walked onto the stage, was given a bunch of flowers and an exotic trophy.

Robert: We'll leave you with Kishrael to play you out, with עדה גטלנג - לא מתעורר!
Sam: bonum nocte!
Robert: Good night!

by **Britonisea** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 12:35 pm

Britonisea and the Brtonish Commonwealth has worked their socks off to create the scoreboard for WorldVision 34, and as a thank-you to the host...

Here is the Scoreboard

The Scores

The Voting Grid

Thanks.

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