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The Coalition of Thermonuclear Warfare Supporters

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Felkesjud
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The Coalition of Thermonuclear Warfare Supporters

Postby Felkesjud » Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:30 pm

The Coalition of Thermonuclear Warfare Supporters

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There was once a thread with a name very much like this one. However, it seems to have been auto-deleted for inactivty. As such, in honour of the late thread made by Ainin, it is my pleasure to recreate this esteemed organization, so as to provide a sanctuary for all who support the use of and effects of nuclear war. I aspire that this thread will draw many into its wide, welcoming, irradiated arms. And, I openly promote those that visit this thread, whether a veteran member, newbie, or simply a passerby, to post what their favourite aspect of nuclear war is. I also promote all members to share their ideas on the benefits of nuclear war.

With the hopes that this organization will grow to incorporate a wide, varying degree of diversity among its members, I start this alliance of nuclear weapon-wielders, advocates, and sympathizers, alike, with the stating of the benefits of nuclear war.


The Benefits of Thermonuclear Warfare

1. Nothing says a clean slate like an empty land devoid of its previous inhabitants!

2. Overcrowded? Good news! Nuclear weapons are a paramount tool of population control!

3. Getting hot outside? Well, nukes can fix that! It is theorized that nuclear war would reverse global warming.

4. One can wipe out the pesky upstarts of other nations in a flash!

5. No more bothersome noise pollution from dirty, stinky cars and their smelly, annoying drivers.

6. Many are taught as a society that sharing is good. What better way to share than to parcel out one’s nukes in a grand display of launches?

7. Large, fiery mushroom clouds are pretty.


With these glorious advantages fresh in mind, like the explosions of Fat Man and Little Boy in the memories of immediate post-WW2 Japanese, I propose the pledge of all supporters of nuclear war:

The Nuclearist's Creed

I believe in the Manhattan Project; Maker of the Almighty Bomb,
and in Robert Oppenheimer, the lead physicist, the man who became Death.
It was created by the US Army, and directed by General Leslie Groves,
Suffering from a lack of targets, it forged Little Boy to use against the Japanese,
On the third day, it detonated Fat Man.
The Almighty Bomb ascended into history, and sits at the right hand of The Destroyer of Worlds.
It will explode again to irradiate the living and the dead, and it’s burning kingdom will know no end.
I believe in the Fission Bomb.
I believe in the Hydrogen Bomb, the Successor of Fiery Death,
The legitimate benefits of nukes,
The action of population control,
And the inevitable event of Thermonuclear War. Atom.


Rules
  • The NS Forum Rules APPLY here.
  • This "coalition" is open to all those who apply.
  • No trolling or flaming. Just don't do it, folks.
DISCLAIMER: NationStates is a game. The views of those in this thread are most likely not their views in the real world. . . . At least, let's hope.

Application Form*
*I really don't expect much seriousness :P
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[box][b]Nation Name:[/b]
[b]Nuclear Preference:[/b]
[b]Nuclear Stockpile:[/b]
[b]Number of Nations Nuked:[/b]
[b]Number of Worlds Nuked:[/b][/box]


Example:
Nation Name: Felkesjud
Nuclear Preference: Fusion, because dayum it's hot!
Nuclear Stockpile: Who's counting?
Number of Nations Nuked: None, so far.
Number of Worlds Nuked: 1--our old homeworld.




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[align=center][url=http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=315450][color=#00FFFF][b]I support Thermonuclear Warfare. Do you?[/b][/color][/url][/align]
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Virshia
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Postby Virshia » Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:41 pm

You can detonate them along a canal you don't like and get a BIGGER one!
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Khalite
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Postby Khalite » Fri Oct 10, 2014 6:37 am

Are you fudging kidding me?

You are the last person I would have ever expected to pull something like this. Is this a joke?
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Felkesjud
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Postby Felkesjud » Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:53 am

Khalite wrote:Are you fudging kidding me?

You are the last person I would have ever expected to pull something like this. Is this a joke?

I thought it was pretty self-evident it was a joke :P
But, hey, it's nice to have a little joke-alliance, here and there.

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Metcalfer2
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Postby Metcalfer2 » Sat Oct 11, 2014 3:32 pm

Nation Name: Metcalfer2 (ignore the 2)
Nuclear Preference: any
Nuclear Stockpile: 50 Davy crocket mortars, 20 intercontinental nukes and 10 ICBMs
Number of Nations Nuked: 0
Number of Worlds Nuked:
0
IC: do not use the 2 in our name
I have now made a (relatively garbage) bio on my leader, more will be added on later.

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Felkesjud
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Postby Felkesjud » Mon Oct 13, 2014 12:21 pm

Metcalfer2 wrote:
Nation Name: Metcalfer2 (ignore the 2)
Nuclear Preference: any
Nuclear Stockpile: 50 Davy crocket mortars, 20 intercontinental nukes and 10 ICBMs
Number of Nations Nuked: 0
Number of Worlds Nuked:
0

Accepted, and welcome, Jack of All Nukes :3

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Lortehul
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Founded: Oct 11, 2014
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Postby Lortehul » Mon Oct 13, 2014 12:30 pm

Nation Name: Lortehul
Nuclear Preference: Fission weapons
Nuclear Stockpile: Five crude ICBMs. (We're working on it.)
Number of Nations Nuked: None (Sadly)
Number of Worlds Nuked: None (sadly)

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The Robot Nazis
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Founded: Oct 13, 2014
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Postby The Robot Nazis » Mon Oct 13, 2014 12:32 pm

I don't need any weapons from you dirty humans, after all we have more than you inferior humans could comprehend.

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Opplandia
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Postby Opplandia » Mon Oct 13, 2014 12:44 pm

Nation Name: The Federal Republic of Opplandia
Nuclear Preference: fusion bombs (H-Bombs ftw!)
Nuclear Stockpile: thousands
Number of Nations Nuked: n/a
Number of Worlds Nuked: n/a

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Felkesjud
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Postby Felkesjud » Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:54 pm

Lortehul wrote:
Nation Name: Lortehul
Nuclear Preference: Fission weapons
Nuclear Stockpile: Five crude ICBMs. (We're working on it.)
Number of Nations Nuked: None (Sadly)
Number of Worlds Nuked: None (sadly)

Accepted, and welcome, Yearning Captain of the Fission :)
Opplandia wrote:
Nation Name: The Federal Republic of Opplandia
Nuclear Preference: fusion bombs (H-Bombs ftw!)
Nuclear Stockpile: thousands
Number of Nations Nuked: n/a
Number of Worlds Nuked: n/a

Accepted, and welcome, Burning Fusion King :)

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Opplandia
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Postby Opplandia » Tue Oct 14, 2014 2:41 am

sweet, nice to be with other nuke-heads ;)

though I would say small tactical nukes, like 5kt-missiles or such, could do as a defence against an outnumbering enemy-force. when they rush your borders, just give them some mini-nukes to eat and make them into a bunch of good ol´mushroom-clouds.
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Sandhelm
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Postby Sandhelm » Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:05 am

Nation Name: Sandhelm
Nuclear Preference: The ones that make the biggest "boom" noise
Nuclear Stockpile: 50 ICBMs
Number of Nations Nuked: None yet
Number of Worlds Nuked: 0

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The United Colonies of Earth
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Postby The United Colonies of Earth » Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:11 am

Nation Name: The United Colonies of Earth
Nuclear Preference: Thermonuclear, full fusion
Nuclear Stockpile: about 200,409,392 thermonuclear LGM-119 Peacemaker Nuclear Missiles, each about 1.1 gigatons, and 404,466,899 LGM-120 Winterizer Full Fusion Warheads
Number of Nations Nuked: about...200 maybe.
Number of Worlds Nuked: 14
Last edited by The United Colonies of Earth on Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:13 am, edited 1 time in total.
The United Colonies of Earth exists:
to encourage settlement of all habitable worlds in the Galaxy and perhaps the Universe by the human race;
to ensure that human rights are respected, with force if necessary, and that all nations recognize the inevitable and unalienable rights of all human beings regardless of their individual and harmless differences, or Idiosyncrasies;
to represent the interests of all humankind to other sapient species;
to protect all humanity and its’ colonies from unneeded violence or danger;
to promote technological advancement and scientific achievement for the happiness, knowledge and welfare of all humans;
and to facilitate cooperation in the spheres of law, transportation, communication, and measurement between nation-states.

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Felkesjud
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Postby Felkesjud » Tue Oct 14, 2014 2:25 pm

Sandhelm wrote:
Nation Name: Sandhelm
Nuclear Preference: The ones that make the biggest "boom" noise
Nuclear Stockpile: 50 ICBMs
Number of Nations Nuked: None yet
Number of Worlds Nuked: 0

Accepted, and welcome, Duke of Explosive Flames :)
The United Colonies of Earth wrote:
Nation Name: The United Colonies of Earth
Nuclear Preference: Thermonuclear, full fusion
Nuclear Stockpile: about 200,409,392 thermonuclear LGM-119 Peacemaker Nuclear Missiles, each about 1.1 gigatons, and 404,466,899 LGM-120 Winterizer Full Fusion Warheads
Number of Nations Nuked: about...200 maybe.
Number of Worlds Nuked: 14

Accepted, and welcome, Grand High Poobah of the Scorching World :D

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Opplandia
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Postby Opplandia » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:27 am

hey, wasnt this supposed to be a discussion thread of some sort? its littlebit quiet for that in here.

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Quirina
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Postby Quirina » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:46 am

If you all guys remember the Nuclear Arms Assembly, (nope, they advocated anti-nuclear-weaponry) you'll definitely have a match. Unfortunately, they're gone since years ago. Proud NAA member here.

Consider this post TAG. Only first time to encounter a pro-nuke organization.
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Vedria
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Postby Vedria » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:55 am

Nation Name: The Technocratic Federation of Vedria
Nuclear Preference: All types, from small atomic firecrackers to world-shatterers.
Nuclear Stockpile: over 9000 nukes. (jk). 970 warheads of various yields
Number of Nations Nuked: None. Yet
Number of Worlds Nuked: Our own. During nuclear testing.
"Science is the answer"
The Federal Republic of Vedria
I support Thermonuclear Warfare. Do you?
Don't give up the gudfuk ship that is Atlas
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The United Colonies of Earth
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Postby The United Colonies of Earth » Wed Oct 15, 2014 7:43 am

Felkesjud wrote:
Sandhelm wrote:
Nation Name: Sandhelm
Nuclear Preference: The ones that make the biggest "boom" noise
Nuclear Stockpile: 50 ICBMs
Number of Nations Nuked: None yet
Number of Worlds Nuked: 0

Accepted, and welcome, Duke of Explosive Flames :)
The United Colonies of Earth wrote:
Nation Name: The United Colonies of Earth
Nuclear Preference: Thermonuclear, full fusion
Nuclear Stockpile: about 200,409,392 thermonuclear LGM-119 Peacemaker Nuclear Missiles, each about 1.1 gigatons, and 404,466,899 LGM-120 Winterizer Full Fusion Warheads
Number of Nations Nuked: about...200 maybe.
Number of Worlds Nuked: 14

Accepted, and welcome, Grand High Poobah of the Scorching World :D

Thank you! We'll do our best in this alliance.
The United Colonies of Earth exists:
to encourage settlement of all habitable worlds in the Galaxy and perhaps the Universe by the human race;
to ensure that human rights are respected, with force if necessary, and that all nations recognize the inevitable and unalienable rights of all human beings regardless of their individual and harmless differences, or Idiosyncrasies;
to represent the interests of all humankind to other sapient species;
to protect all humanity and its’ colonies from unneeded violence or danger;
to promote technological advancement and scientific achievement for the happiness, knowledge and welfare of all humans;
and to facilitate cooperation in the spheres of law, transportation, communication, and measurement between nation-states.

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Felkesjud
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Postby Felkesjud » Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:16 pm

Opplandia wrote:hey, wasnt this supposed to be a discussion thread of some sort? its littlebit quiet for that in here.

Quite right. As to your 5-kt nuke idea, I agree quite earnestly. Many nations like to rely on large, overwhelming armies for their assaults. While, we make do with a smaller, more-advanced military for mainly defensive means. However, I, myself, prefer large payload fusi
on missiles. Fission is just too damaging to the land for my preference. But, yesh, nukes make good for defenses, too :D
Quirina wrote:If you all guys remember the Nuclear Arms Assembly, (nope, they advocated anti-nuclear-weaponry) you'll definitely have a match. Unfortunately, they're gone since years ago. Proud NAA member here.

Consider this post TAG. Only first time to encounter a pro-nuke organization.

Well, we're glad to have you here in the thread :)
I don't particularly remember such a thread. But, if they were anti-nukes, that's their choice. We just think such weapons have great potential. And, we look forward to seeing your contribution to the thread, whether just as an observer/speaker, or as a member.
Vedria wrote:
Nation Name: The Technocratic Federation of Vedria
Nuclear Preference: All types, from small atomic firecrackers to world-shatterers.
Nuclear Stockpile: over 9000 nukes. (jk). 970 warheads of various yields
Number of Nations Nuked: None. Yet
Number of Worlds Nuked: Our own. During nuclear testing.

Accepted, and welcome, Adapter of the Nuclear Missile :)

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Cao Ni Ma
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Postby Cao Ni Ma » Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:05 am

Nation Name: Dictatorship of Cao Ni Ma
Nuclear Preference: All of 'em
Nuclear Stockpile: Unlimited
Number of Nations Nuked: All of 'em
Number of Worlds Nuked: All of 'em

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Atomic Utopia
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Postby Atomic Utopia » Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:22 am

Nation Name:Grock Coalition
Nuclear Preference:Small tactical weapons from 10 mt to five tons of TNT equivalent.
Nuclear Stockpile:6000 1.5mt mk-25 nuclear bombs for strategic deployment. 52500 mk-32 micro atomic warheads for vehicle based deployment use. 25000 mk-52 micro atomic warheads for infantry based deployment. 2000 15mt mk-5 mining Prompt Super Critical Fission Devices for civilian use. 3000 three mt mk-22 terraforming Prompt Super Critical Fission Devices for civilian use. 30000 15 kt devices for External Pulsed Plasma Propulsion type Spacecraft.
Total quantity of explosives: in gigatons 9.151175
Theoretical maximum of megadeaths: 12,139.6 megadeaths (assuming distribution similar to Hiroshima detonation)
Number of Nations Nuked: By joining this alliance we hope to accomplish our mission of bringing the elation of nuclear war to other nations.
Number of Worlds Nuked: With great regret we must report none so far.

All I must say in conclusion to my application is, Melt! everything must Melt!
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Vedria
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Postby Vedria » Fri Oct 17, 2014 4:51 am

Felkesjud wrote:
Opplandia wrote:hey, wasnt this supposed to be a discussion thread of some sort? its littlebit quiet for that in here.

Quite right. As to your 5-kt nuke idea, I agree quite earnestly. Many nations like to rely on large, overwhelming armies for their assaults. While, we make do with a smaller, more-advanced military for mainly defensive means. However, I, myself, prefer large payload fusi
on missiles. Fission is just too damaging to the land for my preference. But, yesh, nukes make good for defenses, too :D
Quirina wrote:If you all guys remember the Nuclear Arms Assembly, (nope, they advocated anti-nuclear-weaponry) you'll definitely have a match. Unfortunately, they're gone since years ago. Proud NAA member here.

Consider this post TAG. Only first time to encounter a pro-nuke organization.

Well, we're glad to have you here in the thread :)
I don't particularly remember such a thread. But, if they were anti-nukes, that's their choice. We just think such weapons have great potential. And, we look forward to seeing your contribution to the thread, whether just as an observer/speaker, or as a member.
Vedria wrote:
Nation Name: The Technocratic Federation of Vedria
Nuclear Preference: All types, from small atomic firecrackers to world-shatterers.
Nuclear Stockpile: over 9000 nukes. (jk). 970 warheads of various yields
Number of Nations Nuked: None. Yet
Number of Worlds Nuked: Our own. During nuclear testing.

Accepted, and welcome, Adapter of the Nuclear Missile :)


Can I be the Kinetic King? Since I use orbital bombardment rods as substitutes for nukes.

Same yield, no fallout. :D
"Science is the answer"
The Federal Republic of Vedria
I support Thermonuclear Warfare. Do you?
Don't give up the gudfuk ship that is Atlas
The Resident Atlasian Socialist Republic
16 year old Filipino dude .
is fed up with his nation's crappy
government. Likes science, socialism,
PC gaming, military stuff and science fiction
Economic Left/Right: -7.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.90

I'm a Socialist Meritocrat

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Opplandia
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Postby Opplandia » Fri Oct 17, 2014 5:09 am

Felkesjud wrote:
Opplandia wrote:hey, wasnt this supposed to be a discussion thread of some sort? its littlebit quiet for that in here.

Quite right. As to your 5-kt nuke idea, I agree quite earnestly. Many nations like to rely on large, overwhelming armies for their assaults. While, we make do with a smaller, more-advanced military for mainly defensive means. However, I, myself, prefer large payload fusi
on missiles. Fission is just too damaging to the land for my preference. But, yesh, nukes make good for defenses, too :D


well, damage to the environment is less a question of fission or fusion; its more a question about in which altitude nukes detonate. closer to the ground means more dirt gets blown into the air, means more fallout, means more Irradiation. at least, in a very simplified way to describe it.

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Opplandia
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Postby Opplandia » Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:20 pm

hey there, this still alive??

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