Attention all nations, I plead your help

[Myakoo]

For a while, Myakoo had its immigrant problem under control. But, when we accepted Mr. Roy McCoy as our leader, He put immigration at the bottom of his list of priorities (sp?) and immigrants have been slipping in for a while now. Now, our great nation is crawling with the light skinned basterds. So I, Fredrick R. McCoy, am going to attempt to rid the nation of these immigrants. I request only a small amount of armed soldiers and vehicles. Your nation shall be greatly rewarded in the future.

[Chatkasatan]

Dear Mr. Fredrick R. McCoy,

While the people of Chatkasatan deeply sympathize with your current situation, We at this point are not willing to offer any assistance at this time due to our isolation policy. We wish you all the best in the future and hope you rectify this in a fair, just and humane way.

Best regards,
Alec Issac Hampton-Mcgowan
Minster Of External Affairs Of Chatkasatan.

[Mirnect]

10 Chequers Street
MC07 P1AD
ministryofforeignaffairs.gov.km

December 2009

Dear His Excellency Frederick R. McCoy, President of Myakoo,

His Majesty's Government will accept any of the immigrants Myakoo seeks to depart their borders, and hopes a genocide is not planned by the government of Myakoo - otherwise, sanctions will be imposed upon Myakoo with immediate and indefinate effect.

Yours Sincerely,

The Right Honourable Charles R.O. Williams
Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Kingdom of Mirnect

[Myakoo]

I truly am sorry, but these immigrants will be killed. If they wanted to live in Myakoo, They would have applied legally

[Amystris]

Then why are you pleading for help if your just going to kill them?

[Draconikus]

The government of Draconikus must formally condemn the actions of Myakoo, and appeal to its leaders to see sense.

If, however, you insist on following this path, we would be quite happy to let you utilise some psionic commandos. For a price. Simply point, release, and get the hell out of there. We assure you that you will never hear from those immigrants again. Just be prepared to send the clean up crews for councilling afterwards.

[Amystris]

I concur with the Government of Mirnect and will help ensure that genocide will be punished

[Arumdaum]

We are not going to kill them. That is inhumane and immoral. If you do not want them, please send them to us. Immigrants are immediately given citizenship in our country if they want it, whether they came legally or illegally.

[Indonesian Proletariat]

Jl. Braga No. 75, Bandung, West Java

KANTOR KEDUTAAN BESAR dan KEMENTRIAN LUAR NEGERI Bragislav

Greetings to Mr. Fredrick R. McCoy,

At this time your writing becomes a controversial topic here in Bragislav. The leader of all Bragislav nation had been held a conferences to discuss about your action.

The result of the conferences are, we're assuming that your action are immoral, and expunge the principle of humanity. Doing an immigrant massacre doesn't make the situations of your country better, and it would be a bad image for your and the other nations that help you.

So we decided to give an accommodations for all of your immigrants and make them as a citizen. We're socialist and we do have a sense of humanity.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

[From a highly secure source of unclear origins and no forwarding or replying means ...]

I'm going to put this simply so that perhaps you'll understand and avoid these embarrassing faux pas in the future.

One does not ask publicly for assistance in committing genocide in your nation - immigrants or not. If you want this accomplished, one would think you'd have the appropriate military forces to accomplish it yourself, quickly, quietly, and without drawing undue attention to your chosen solution.

Barring that, there are a number of clandestine avenues for contacting the many, often even reliable, mercenary groups who can handle your issues - for a price. Usually a fairly steep one for something like this.

Of course the easiest solution is to not allow them in to begin with - meaning appropriate border control, and plans in place for repelling them, or in the case of water-bound if you are set on that sort of plan, preventing them from ever landing on shore.

Once they are there, you have the aforementioned paths you can follow, or you can appeal to the soft-hearted humanitarians out there, of which there are too many to count, to take them in. Others have done so before to surprisingly good results, and while it won't endear you to all, it will improve your public rating with many while simply eliminating the immigrants after foolishly revealing your intentions to all and sundry, will likely draw the ire of the numerous white hats who enjoy meddling in the affairs of others.

Namely you, in the form of military action, which by now you no doubt know.

All that being said, we will be watching with interest to see what path you choose in getting yourselves out of this predicament. It is always amusing to see younger nations struggle to find their feet, after all, and see what intriguing problems they will throw themselves into.

Best of luck - it seems you will need it.