The United Left (OOC/SIGNUPS/3.0)

[Alosteq Diin Nastja]

I don't even know.

Yep. Just protect the leader.

Haat or the rebel leader?

I is of confused

[The United Motherland]

Yep. Just protect the leader.

Haat or the rebel leader?

I is of confused

Haat.

[Alosteq Diin Nastja]

Haat or the rebel leader?

I is of confused

Haat.

Oh, ok. Why aren't we helping the revolutionaries?

[The United Motherland]

Haat.

Oh, ok. Why aren't we helping the revolutionaries?

We are helping revolutionaries, but keeping Haat alive.

[Alosteq Diin Nastja]

Oh, ok. Why aren't we helping the revolutionaries?

We are helping revolutionaries, but keeping Haat alive.

Ok. I is of no confused for longer.

[Ukulingana]

Dr. Amin Tata Haat walks in, completely naked.

"I ask the United Left for their help against those damn socialists and communists. Once they are captured, they will all be crucified, but the attractive will be made sex slaves to God, who now goes by the name Dr. Amin Tata Haat. After all, the United Left is known for its hate of Communism. Down with the reds! Down with the reds!"

Dr. Amin hugs the leader of the United Motherland and runs out, screaming, "SILLY RABBIT, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!".

[Stasnov]

Dr. Amin Tata Haat walks in, completely naked.

"I ask the United Left for their help against those damn socialists and communists. Once they are captured, they will all be crucified, but the attractive will be made sex slaves to God, who now goes by the name Dr. Amin Tata Haat. After all, the United Left is known for its hate of Communism. Down with the reds! Down with the reds!"

Dr. Amin hugs the leader of the United Motherland and runs out, screaming, "SILLY RABBIT, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!".

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

*Grabs Flamethrower*

[Ardoki]

One thing is that Ardoki is planning to invade East Asia and massacre people there.

I never said massacre. Just liberation from their bourgeois oppressors.

[Ardoki]

Um, so, why are you all arguing? Something about Nazi's and racism against Asians?

Ardoki claims I'm a nazi, which he has been saying for quite a while.

I have never called you a nazi. You do know that nazis are white supremacists? How on earth could you be a nazi?

[The United Motherland]

Alright, let me fix this up right here. Zhou, he was attacking an Asian country. Just because its Asian does not mean he wants to kill Asians.

And for Ardoki, don't call someone a racist when things seem to be going down the wrong track(note I did not say Nazi). Fix it up when it does, not accuse them of it.

[Ardoki]

Alright, let me fix this up right here. Zhou, he was attacking an Asian country. Just because its Asian does not mean he wants to kill Asians.

And for Ardoki, don't call someone a racist when things seem to be going down the wrong track(note I did not say Nazi). Fix it up when it does, not accuse them of it.

I do not get his point. Is he paranoid?

My nation is in Asia, the majority of the population are Ardokian (which is basically Indian), while there are a lot of Southeast Asian people, as well as a large African immigrant community. How is Ardoki racist?

I needed an enemy for my nation, so I created one which was nearby, and was a sizable threat. The East Asian Federation seemed like the biggest threat to Ardoki, plus it shared a land border which would allow for an interesting war (for my factbooks).

[Alosteq Diin Nastja]

Alos'teq Diin Nastja is now involved in the Ukulinganan Civil War!

[The United Motherland]

Alright, let me fix this up right here. Zhou, he was attacking an Asian country. Just because its Asian does not mean he wants to kill Asians.

And for Ardoki, don't call someone a racist when things seem to be going down the wrong track(note I did not say Nazi). Fix it up when it does, not accuse them of it.

I do not get his point. Is he paranoid?

My nation is in Asia, the majority of the population are Ardokian (which is basically Indian), while there are a lot of Southeast Asian people, as well as a large African immigrant community. How is Ardoki racist?

I needed an enemy for my nation, so I created one which was nearby, and was a sizable threat. The East Asian Federation seemed like the biggest threat to Ardoki, plus it shared a land border which would allow for an interesting war (for my factbooks).

Lets drop it Ardoki. I do not understand his concerns either, but it must've offended him somehow.

[Vedria]

Good day, sirs and madams. What has occurred during my slumber?

[The United Motherland]

Good day, sirs and madams. What has occurred during my slumber?

We looked at the CU's military.

Actually, the CU's military may even..

Oh god, I think the CU's military may be able to even beat smaller coalitions. Maybe even take down the IFA's rapid defense force(but not the IFA), it has a ton of military strength..

... I must find out more.

[Alosteq Diin Nastja]

Good day, sirs and madams. What has occurred during my slumber?

We entered a war with Ukulingana, the crazy land of His Excellency, Sheikh, Professor of Jewish Studies at Brandeis University, Glorious Commander-in-Chief, Field Marshall, President-for-Life, Poet Laureate of Ukulingana, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of all Empire in Africa, M.D, J.D, Psy.D, D.M.D, D.P.T, DSW, DPT, King, Emperor, Lord, Senator, Sith Lord Dr. Amin Tata Haat

[Vedria]

Good day, sirs and madams. What has occurred during my slumber?

We looked at the CU's military.

Actually, the CU's military may even..

Oh god, I think the CU's military may be able to even beat smaller coalitions. Maybe even take down the IFA's rapid defense force(but not the IFA), it has a ton of military strength..

... I must find out more.

The CU is probably the biggest nation on NS. Seriously.

It can take down alliances with ease.

[Valaran]

Good day, sirs and madams. What has occurred during my slumber?

We looked at the CU's military.

Actually, the CU's military may even..

Oh god, I think the CU's military may be able to even beat smaller coalitions. Maybe even take down the IFA's rapid defense force(but not the IFA), it has a ton of military strength..

... I must find out more.

Hah well our rapid repsonse force does need updating. But it was only there for an immediate response (hence the name). When our larger forces mobilize, well...

[Vedria]

Good day, sirs and madams. What has occurred during my slumber?

We entered a war with Ukulingana, the crazy land of His Excellency, Sheikh, Professor of Jewish Studies at Brandeis University, Glorious Commander-in-Chief, Field Marshall, President-for-Life, Poet Laureate of Ukulingana, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of all Empire in Africa, M.D, J.D, Psy.D, D.M.D, D.P.T, DSW, DPT, King, Emperor, Lord, Senator, Sith Lord Dr. Amin Tata Haat

Just another tinpot dictatorship eager for an overthrow!

[Valaran]

We looked at the CU's military.

Actually, the CU's military may even..

Oh god, I think the CU's military may be able to even beat smaller coalitions. Maybe even take down the IFA's rapid defense force(but not the IFA), it has a ton of military strength..

... I must find out more.

The CU is probably the biggest nation on NS. Seriously.

It can take down alliances with ease.

Sure to most alliances, but the second largest on NS? I do doubt that.

[Ardoki]

The CU is probably the biggest nation on NS. Seriously.

It can take down alliances with ease.

Sure to most alliances, but the second largest on NS? I do doubt that.

The United Left is the largest alliance.

[The United Motherland]

We looked at the CU's military.

Actually, the CU's military may even..

Oh god, I think the CU's military may be able to even beat smaller coalitions. Maybe even take down the IFA's rapid defense force(but not the IFA), it has a ton of military strength..

... I must find out more.

Hah well our rapid repsonse force does need updating. But it was only there for an immediate response (hence the name). When our larger forces mobilize, well...

Well. CU is very small compared to the UL. Its only 10% of its military force, but thee cool thing about the CU, is that once you join; if we need ya in a battle, you don't need to post... We'll draft it if we need it

[Valaran]

Sure to most alliances, but the second largest on NS? I do doubt that.

The United Left is the largest alliance.

We were talking about the CU.... that wasn't the point

[The United Motherland]

The CU is probably the biggest nation on NS. Seriously.

It can take down alliances with ease.

Nah. But your rapid defense force would be possible.
Sure to most alliances, but the second largest on NS? I do doubt that.

[Ardoki]

The United Left is the largest alliance.

We were talking about the CU.... that wasn't the point

So you admit the UL is the largest alliance?