Anti-Pony Conference

[United States of Natan]

We are the Anti-Pony Conference, and are meeting now to discuss the continuing evil of these so-called "pony nations". it is our belief that ponies are evil, vile, creature never meant to rule nations.

[Lolloh]

We are the Anti-Pony Conference, and are meeting now to discuss the continuing evil of these so-called "pony nations". it is our belief that ponies are evil, vile, creature never meant to rule nations.

Ah, I see. Perhaps dragons attacking your nation would be better for you?

[The Time Alliance]

We are the Anti-Pony Conference, and are meeting now to discuss the continuing evil of these so-called "pony nations". it is our belief that ponies are evil, vile, creature never meant to rule nations.

I would like to ask you why you believe ponies are evil.

[Kelinfort]

We are the Anti-Pony Conference, and are meeting now to discuss the continuing evil of these so-called "pony nations". it is our belief that ponies are evil, vile, creature never meant to rule nations.

Aww, don't worry, we'll love and tolerate the hell out of you.

[Transfall]

The government of transfall denounces all those who would participate in this meeting, for reasons of denying the equal rights to those who should have them.

[Montesardo-East Adanzi]

Federal Republic of Montesardo-East Adanzi

Prime Minister Alexandrite Stratzhoof

Minister Emerald Cuff

To: United States of Natan
From: Ambassador Elrian Silverfeather

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The Federal Republic of Montesardo-East Adanzi highly condemns the United States of Natan for their outright racist comments regarding nations populated by the Equus Sapien species, including our own nation. We find your claims of ponies being evil incomprehensible and in many ways laughable. As can be demonstrated, we have lived peacefully with other species for many years and will continue to do so. If your nation believes this of us and fellow pony nations, then we wish the best of luck with that.
Regards,
Ambassador Elrian Silverfeather.

OOC: Is this legit? This seems like a discussion thread instead of a diplomatic issue.

[United States of Natan]

We are the Anti-Pony Conference, and are meeting now to discuss the continuing evil of these so-called "pony nations". it is our belief that ponies are evil, vile, creature never meant to rule nations.

Ah, I see. Perhaps dragons attacking your nation would be better for you?

if that happened, which it has in the past, the Dovahkiin would slay them all and steal their souls (I can see from your signature that you were probably referring to Eragon, whatever that is, but I don't care)

We are the Anti-Pony Conference, and are meeting now to discuss the continuing evil of these so-called "pony nations". it is our belief that ponies are evil, vile, creature never meant to rule nations.

I would like to ask you why you believe ponies are evil.

my nation and region have been unjustly attacked by many pony nations and regions, so we dislike ponies. many pony nations tend to be hostile, according to our research.

[Squeeheart]

I would like to ask you why you believe ponies are evil.

my nation and region have been unjustly attacked by many pony nations and regions, so we dislike ponies. many pony nations tend to be hostile, according to our research.

Dear President Nate Natan,

We have taken notice of your recent hostilities in regards to all pony nations over the actions of just a few. We have conducted some short research, and we have discovered no hostilities between your states and ponies prior to now. Furthermore we've noticed your nation has appointed a pony nation as governor of your own region. We do not know what is going on for sure, but whatever it is the problem needs to be resolved. We are confident violence is not necessary and we will not declare war on The United States of Natan. We may send an ambassadors to help out with negotiations only if we are confident you will not arrest, torment, or kill them for being ponies.

Jazz Squeeheart

[-Arabiyyah-]

they are so annoying and they have the stupid ponies in there flags and stuff yuck!

[Kelinfort]

they are so annoying and they have the stupid ponies in there flags and stuff yuck!

Another "All x are y's." Not true.

[-Arabiyyah-]

they are so annoying and they have the stupid ponies in there flags and stuff yuck!

Another "All x are y's." Not true.

All the ones I met are. And kinda mean. I didn't like the show when I was 3 and I don't like it now. It stupid what's so cool about it? And Broniecon X( they dress up and every thing it's like WTF.And how they have girls dress up like Ponies and think it's sexy it's so weird.

[Germanic Townsville]

We are the Anti-Pony Conference, and are meeting now to discuss the continuing evil of these so-called "pony nations". it is our belief that ponies are evil, vile, creature never meant to rule nations.

Ah, I see. Perhaps dragons attacking your nation would be better for you?

Dragons do not exist, neither do sapient ponies.

[Fascist Russian Empire]

OOC:
1: If you want to have a proper RP, have an OP with more than two lines in it, and have something actually worth RPing.
2: Distinguish between OOC and IC; half of the posts here are just out of character bickering between bronies and non-bronies. Label your damn posts with either an IC or OOC tag.
3: Don't make one-liner IC responses. Make real, quality posts.

I usually don't bother posting advice in International Incidents and NationStates RPs, since they're almost all shitty and there are so many bad RPers, but I had to say something.

[-Arabiyyah-]

Shit this is an IC and OOC thing?


The Ayatollah has announced a Fatwah against My Little Pony.

[United States of Natan]

Shit this is an IC and OOC thing?


The Ayatollah has announced a Fatwah against My Little Pony.

no its not.

and the governor of our region is one of the few nice ponies and a friend of mine from about a year or 2 ago

[-Arabiyyah-]

Shit this is an IC and OOC thing?


The Ayatollah has announced a Fatwah against My Little Pony.

no its not.

and the governor of our region is one of the few nice ponies and a friend of mine from about a year or 2 ago

lol ok. Besides it isn't 1982 in my world lol.

[Lolloh]

Shit this is an IC and OOC thing?


The Ayatollah has announced a Fatwah against My Little Pony.

Sorry? A "Fatwah" is actually an Islamic decree, NOT a death sentence. So, you could issue a Fatwah allowing everyone to drink whiskey once a year during Ramaddan, or you could issue a Fatwah to kill all infidels. So, you gave an Islamic Decree on My Little Pony. Care to specify?

Honestly, I don't see the problem with watching the show, or not watching it. I watch it and I like it, but I'm not going to say that you can't hate it and never watch it. What we need here is TOLERANCE FOR EACH OTHERS OPINIONS. It's OK if you don't like the show, just don't force your beliefs on other people. Same with people who LIKE the show. Don't try to force your beliefs on other people.

If you want to have a debate on the show, put it in General and make it an actual debate, where we use LOGIC and FACTS to support our arguments, rather than JESTURE and NAME-CALLING. Got it?

[-Arabiyyah-]

Shit this is an IC and OOC thing?


The Ayatollah has announced a Fatwah against My Little Pony.

Sorry? A "Fatwah" is actually an Islamic decree, NOT a death sentence. So, you could issue a Fatwah allowing everyone to drink whiskey once a year during Ramaddan, or you could issue a Fatwah to kill all infidels. So, you gave an Islamic Decree on My Little Pony. Care to specify?

Honestly, I don't see the problem with watching the show, or not watching it. I watch it and I like it, but I'm not going to say that you can't hate it and never watch it. What we need here is TOLERANCE FOR EACH OTHERS OPINIONS. It's OK if you don't like the show, just don't force your beliefs on other people. Same with people who LIKE the show. Don't try to force your beliefs on other people.

If you want to have a debate on the show, put it in General and make it an actual debate, where we use LOGIC and FACTS to support our arguments, rather than JESTURE and NAME-CALLING. Got it?

Oh shit your one of those ppl! I know that the fatwah is forbidding it no shit wow! Why did u think it was death what's wrong with you???? Damn it!

[Doitsu-san]

The Reichdelegierte to the Conference, Hans Ackerman, stands up to present his opening statements:

"We have a proud history of being a serious culture, devoted to work ethic, logic, and facts. When the leadership of the Reich and our Volk see these, these abominable beings...devoting their short and ignorant lives to trivial things such as "cutie marks" and... (he recoils in disgust before saying) "Friendship Magic", it frankly not only disgusts the people of this great nation, but it is an offense to humankind in the whole. Thankfully, in the Middle Ages our ancestors had the common sense to cleanse our lands of this...ponykind. We valiantly and nobly killed every man, woman, and child of that subsentient race, we killed them in the trenches, and watched their rainbow colored blood flow out into our waters; this was when we could truly move forward as a people."

He paused for a moment, and then ended with:

"Even though there are restrictions on how we can handle their kind in this modern age...I hope this Conference may yield another cleansing of the World, a cleansing that would leave it much cleaner than before!"

Ackerman sat back down and took a sip of water, incidentally his cup was made from the skull of the last Pony killed during "Die Reinigung" so many years ago.

[Vanguard of the Communist Revolution]

Such racism is nothing more than a tool meant to divide the working class against itself. We consider all sapient species to be oppressed by capitalism. We call ourselves "Vanguard of the Communist Revolution" because we will lead the charge to overthrow the bourgeoisie just as the bourgeoisie overthrew the feudal nobles in the French Revolution. Ready the guillotines, comrades!

[Squeeheart]

OOC: I was hoping on very small chances this roleplay would live at least to two or three pages without turning into the rubbish posts it consists of now. It appears my hopes have been terribly misplaced. No one here, including myself now, can tell the difference between in-character or out-of-character posts anymore. (Doitsu-san's post is the most recent exception, but aside from that.) I am leaving this thread and will remain away until the OP manages to get this conference in proper, in-character order.

EDIT: The Vanguard of the Communist Revolution also made an in-character post, but communism has nothing to do with this thread so I don't think it is too noteworthy.

[Lolloh]

The Reichdelegierte to the Conference, Hans Ackerman, stands up to present his opening statements:

"We have a proud history of being a serious culture, devoted to work ethic, logic, and facts. When the leadership of the Reich and our Volk see these, these abominable beings...devoting their short and ignorant lives to trivial things such as "cutie marks" and... (he recoils in disgust before saying) "Friendship Magic", it frankly not only disgusts the people of this great nation, but it is an offense to humankind in the whole. Thankfully, in the Middle Ages our ancestors had the common sense to cleanse our lands of this...ponykind. We valiantly and nobly killed every man, woman, and child of that subsentient race, we killed them in the trenches, and watched their rainbow colored blood flow out into our waters; this was when we could truly move forward as a people."

He paused for a moment, and then ended with:

"Even though there are restrictions on how we can handle their kind in this modern age...I hope this Conference may yield another cleansing of the World, a cleansing that would leave it much cleaner than before!"

Ackerman sat back down and took a sip of water, incidentally his cup was made from the skull of the last Pony killed during "Die Reinigung" so many years ago.

Lollohian Pony Party (LPP) Chairman, Franz Kufka, in reply (by videoconference) to Delegate of the Diatsu-San Reich's comments:
"In Lolloh, we take believe in the fact that all sapient beings have a right to citizenship and its entitlements. Our race has no shorter a lifespan than most humans, and, as it happens, LOGIC can be used to prove our point. Cutie marks are still an unknown to science, but they direct an individual and generally allow one to decide their place in life. Further, since we still do not entirely understand Friendship, it can indeed be said that it is magic, or at least a branch of sociology, which, to someone unacquainted with the subject, would appeart to be magic. There is no valor or glory in killing cowering fillies and colts hanging on to the last threads of life, unarmed and with no way to fight back. Indeed, the delegate from Diatsu-San has declared that his nation has "valiantly" committed genocide. Should we assume that they think Pol Pot "honorably" killed his people, and that Hitler "righteously" slaughtered the Jews? I think not! In Lolloh, we have moved forward, and may indeed be farther ahead than this Reich. Indeed, this Mr. Ackerman and his leaders are nothing but monsters, determined to commit genocide against a peaceful and harmless race of animals that has never made it their intention to wipe them out! Indeed, this cleansing will leave this Earth clean: It will leave it clean of live, magic, happiness, and knowledge. What the Reich is suggesting is that we go back to the Dark Ages, and assume a restart to continue. And really? Drinking from a dead animal's skull is just the height of insult." Speech concluded and awaiting counterpoints.

[Justin States]

I hate those stupid pony nations

[Lolloh]

I hate those stupid pony nations

"And here we are presented with the eloquence, the beauty, the sheer passion, expressed in beautiful, elegantly made prose, that constitutes the very worthy and not all incompetent opposition to our rule of government. I do not, I truly do not know how I will ever be able to create an argument sufficient enough to overcome this excellent point expressed by the delegate from Justin States!"
-LPP Chairman Fran Kufka, in reply to the remarks by the Justin States Delegate.

[Doitsu-san]

The Reichdelegierte to the Conference, Hans Ackerman, stands up to present his opening statements:

"We have a proud history of being a serious culture, devoted to work ethic, logic, and facts. When the leadership of the Reich and our Volk see these, these abominable beings...devoting their short and ignorant lives to trivial things such as "cutie marks" and... (he recoils in disgust before saying) "Friendship Magic", it frankly not only disgusts the people of this great nation, but it is an offense to humankind in the whole. Thankfully, in the Middle Ages our ancestors had the common sense to cleanse our lands of this...ponykind. We valiantly and nobly killed every man, woman, and child of that subsentient race, we killed them in the trenches, and watched their rainbow colored blood flow out into our waters; this was when we could truly move forward as a people."

He paused for a moment, and then ended with:

"Even though there are restrictions on how we can handle their kind in this modern age...I hope this Conference may yield another cleansing of the World, a cleansing that would leave it much cleaner than before!"

Ackerman sat back down and took a sip of water, incidentally his cup was made from the skull of the last Pony killed during "Die Reinigung" so many years ago.

Lollohian Pony Party (LPP) Chairman, Franz Kufka, in reply (by videoconference) to Delegate of the Diatsu-San Reich's comments:
"In Lolloh, we take believe in the fact that all sapient beings have a right to citizenship and its entitlements. Our race has no shorter a lifespan than most humans, and, as it happens, LOGIC can be used to prove our point. Cutie marks are still an unknown to science, but they direct an individual and generally allow one to decide their place in life. Further, since we still do not entirely understand Friendship, it can indeed be said that it is magic, or at least a branch of sociology, which, to someone unacquainted with the subject, would appeart to be magic. There is no valor or glory in killing cowering fillies and colts hanging on to the last threads of life, unarmed and with no way to fight back. Indeed, the delegate from Diatsu-San has declared that his nation has "valiantly" committed genocide. Should we assume that they think Pol Pot "honorably" killed his people, and that Hitler "righteously" slaughtered the Jews? I think not! In Lolloh, we have moved forward, and may indeed be farther ahead than this Reich. Indeed, this Mr. Ackerman and his leaders are nothing but monsters, determined to commit genocide against a peaceful and harmless race of animals that has never made it their intention to wipe them out! Indeed, this cleansing will leave this Earth clean: It will leave it clean of live, magic, happiness, and knowledge. What the Reich is suggesting is that we go back to the Dark Ages, and assume a restart to continue. And really? Drinking from a dead animal's skull is just the height of insult." Speech concluded and awaiting counterpoints.

Hans Ackerman wove his hand about like dismissing a fly, and drank another swig from his cup

"My dear Mr.Kufka, you have said it yourself. This cup is made from the skull of an animal, an animal, a being genetically and physically inferior to that of the human race. Your said...ponies are intellectually inferior to my race, you frolic about thinking of nothing more than such juvenile named things such as your cutie marks, which are inexplicable by modern science and therefore much be some vile witchcraft. I find your comparison of human genocide, and the cleansing of this disgusting species laughable, I would kill a thousand of your kind before I kill one of ours. You also refer to yourself "peaceful and harmless", yet your refuse to notice the simple fact that your existence is a danger to society as a whole; how will you take up a rifle in defense of the Fatherland? How will you fight in the trenches, and in blood, when all you do is based around this horrid Friendship. Humanity in the Reich has lived with happiness and knowledge for thousands of years, we do not need the dainty race of ponykind to tell us how to have it!