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Postby Sacrumsia » Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:42 am

And then the doors swung open and a drag queen walked in "Nathaniel, I'm here like you ordered baby, Come to papa!" the draq queen said to Nathaniel.

The drag queen grabbed Nathaniel's arms and led him into an adjoining room.

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Postby Jatriqya and Hoya » Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:45 am

AMW only please. Thank you.

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Postby Sacrumsia » Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:43 pm

What the heck is AMW? American Morons Wanking?

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Postby Reploid Productions » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:06 pm

Sacrumsia wrote:What the heck is AMW? American Morons Wanking?

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Postby Chrinthanium » Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:27 pm

Jatriqya and Hoya wrote:Selene looked at Nathaniel and chuckled a bit. "Grains? We already have too much of that coming from Mesopotamia. That fertile crescent gives us too much also. Really, though, we do need cars and machinery. We have not modernized our cars and machinery since the early nineties, as you may have noticed. We're also very tired of Kievan cars. They don't workthat well, you know. "

Alexis looked at the two Crinthani boys, confused at what they were preparing. " If he wants secluded than he might as well come out in the parks in the middle of the night. Although the guards still patrol around. If he left the palace I could accompany him to a quiet beach I know of, or we could go out and have some fun."

Eugenie cu in. "Alexis, don't try and get Nathaniel laid, as we've gone over that he really doesn't need that. "



Peter laughed, "Well, Alexis got spirit! However, Nathaniel just needs a few moments of peace and quiet. Maybe he will finally get time to sort of relax and enjoy something we call taking a chill pill."

Nathaniel was continuing to speak to Selene, "We are one of the largest automaking nations. Our automobiles are goos, if I do say so myself. We can trade cars for oil. We can also send you cleaner, more Earth-friendly technology to preserve the natural beauty of this ancient empire."
"You ever feel like the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?" - George Gobel, American Comedian (1919-1991)

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Postby Jatriqya and Hoya » Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:26 pm

Selene nodded. That was what they needed, née technology without having to pass by those Californians.
"Nathaniel, we would love to have Crinthani vehicles on our roads. We are willing to supply you with all of the oil that you need for new technologies and investment from the outside. I am embarrased to say it, and the press doesn't even know, but the economic growth of the Byzantine economy this year has only been 1.6%. The Byzantine Pound (B£) has stayed relatively stable, but it is still B£2.5 to the British Pound. Certainly an influx of external investment will help the economy. Also, the Business center of Constantinople is located on the other side of the straights, some skyscrapers in the outskirts. Unfortunately, you won't see much foreign writing there, apart from some Slavic and some Tsagian. I hope soon we will see English.

Also, she continued, our Banking Center is very interested in Crinthanium. Many of our banks own banks in Kremistan also, but I know that some were willing to invest in Crinthanium, buying banks or companies. Would Crinthanium welcome such investments?"

Eugenie looked at Peter and Ryan. "Alexis looks both ways in dating, if you know what I mean. It's a good thing he's a bit too young for your brother. He knows how to have a lot of fun in Constantinople. The press doesn't know that, of course. Alexis also knows some quiet spots for relaxation, and I'm sure he'd be willing to show one to Nathaniel. "

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Postby Chrinthanium » Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:27 pm

"Foreign investments are welcomed, but none of our bank or corporations are nationalized, so you'd have to puchase shares of those businesses. Any investment from outside the Empire is welcomed, however." Nathaniel stated, "Next to Cassanos, we are probably second in terms of automobile production. We've made great advances in biofuels, which our technology will assist you in developing. We still need the oil, though. Don't get us wrong. We produced so much in terms of grains and corn that we've developed quite the ethynol industry. And those cars that run on fossil fuels have achieved high miles per gallon. It shall not hurt your bottom line either because you produce much grain as well."

Meanwhile, Peter conjured a plan in his head, "We need to get Nathaniel to break off from Selene once the discussion is over. He needs to get out, sit down and relax and just enjoy a few moments of peace."

Ryan chimed in, "Well, Alexis, he's not going to make a move on you. Nate isn't like that. We just want him to have some quiet time. The press back home surround him like he's a rock star, and the Senate and provincial governors always want an audience with him. Then there are the ministerial meetings, which seem to go on forever. We're here, in this beautiful nation, and he needs to have some sort of quick relaxing moment. Otherwise we may never see the brother we grew up with again."
"You ever feel like the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?" - George Gobel, American Comedian (1919-1991)

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Postby Jatriqya and Hoya » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:37 am

Alexis chuckled. "I wasn't expecting him to," he said.

"Alexis wouldn't be against it, anyways, the way teenage hormones are raging in his body," Eugenie whispered to Ryan and Peter.

"I'm sure we can find some way for Nathaniel to find some quiet time out in Constantinople. Have you brought wigs here, or would we have to supply you with some?"

Selene listened attentively to what Nathaniel was saying.

"Here, banks are closely monitored by the government, although they are not government-owned. We make sure that people don't take advantage of their position and give themselves hefty monthly bonuses. I'm sure our banks and companies will want to invest in Omaha and Seattle.

I have to say, these new technologies are very interesting. We produce more grain than we need here, and we could use it to make this ethanol, if your country were willing to help us with that."

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Postby Chrinthanium » Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:49 pm

Peter looked back at Alexis and Eugenie, "Whigs? Is he that recognizable over here?"

"Maybe he wouldn't be notice. Nate can blend in well." replied Ryan. Peter just rolled his eyes at Ryans remarks

"Look, we'll get Nathaniel to agree to go to the beach, which probably won't take much convincing. Then, Alexis, you show him how to get out without being noticed. Once he gets to the beach, he'll be fine. I know my brother. He'll just plop down somewhere and take it all in. We don't have the climate for such things back home." said Peter.

"Eh, what if someone recognizes him?" asked Ryan

"He'll probably shake their hand and smile for their cameras. He loved the attention." replied Peter.

Nathaniel listened attentively to Selene's request, "Indeed, we will be happy to share the technology. We will train your people, we will build and install the equipment, and we will keep a few people behind until you all get used to it. Does this sound pleasing to you?"

"In the meantime, I will inform Omaha about our arrangements. I must say, this has been a productive chat."
"You ever feel like the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?" - George Gobel, American Comedian (1919-1991)

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Postby Jatriqya and Hoya » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:13 pm

"A very productive chat indeed," Selene smiled. "I am happy our two nations are coming together on this. "

Alexis turned to Ryan and Peter. "Your brother has been on the cover of every major magazine in Constantinople at least once in the past five months. He's considered very attractive over here. Although not quite as attractive as I am," he chuckled. "If you get your brother to agree to this then I will help hum find his way to the beach. "

"In the meantime, it looks like Our dear monarchs' conversation is ending," Eugenie said.

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Postby Chrinthanium » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:17 am

"Selene, I will present this to the Senate. Once they pass it, we will send you the paperwork from our side. It will probably be sent along with the first shipment of automobiles from Chrinthanium." Nathaniel said while flashing his trademark smile.

The conversation between Alexis, Eugenie, Peter and Ryan had gone completely unnoticed by Nathaniel as he and Selene discussed trade issues. Though, once the discussion between Selene and Nathaniel ended, he had noticed the group in deep conversation beside a small group of dromedaries. Worried that his brothers were up to something, which they were, he proceeded to walk over to the group.

"Guys, is there something that I need to know about?" asked Nathaniel curiously.

"Well, Nate, we were wanting to stroll down to the beach while we were here. You can't do that in Chrinthanium in the Winter, and I think it would be awesome!" bellowed Ryan.

"Yeah, Alexis and I were just talking about that when you wondered over here." replied Peter.

"You want to go to the beach?" asked Nathaniel

"Yes, Your Imperial Majesty, we'd humbly request an audience between you and the ocean." Peter said as he mock bowed.

Nathaniel chuckled at his brothers lack of decorum, "Peter, my dear brother, how can I refuse such a gracious offering. The weather seems about right to enjoy a nice, relaxing moment or two in the sunshine with the sound of the sea there to wisk me away to happier memories."

Peter then looked at Alexis. As predicted, it took little prodding at all to convince the Emperor to go to the beach. Now it was up to Alexis to show him the path.
"You ever feel like the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?" - George Gobel, American Comedian (1919-1991)

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Postby Jatriqya and Hoya » Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:35 pm

Alexis looked at Selene: "It won't be too long."

Selene smiled, "He's your responsibility."

Alexis looked at Nathaniel, and beckoned him to follow him down the stairs.

"We're going into the wine reserves right now, but don't worry, this is the way to the beach," He said as he put on a blond wig. He had already put on blue contacts. "Now as far as you know," Alexis said, "I'm an exchange student. I have some extras if you want."

Alexis slid in a card and quickly typed in a password.

"Welcome to our wine reserves," he chuckled as they entered the gigantic complex that covered at least half the basement of the Palace. Wines from the entire world, including many from the Byzantine Empire were piled up as far as the eye can see.

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Postby Chrinthanium » Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:03 am

Emperor Nathaniel declined the whig offer. He figured if he was spotted, then he would be kind to the locals and the media that located him. He wasn't a recluse, he was extroverted. He enjoyed meeting people, greeting people and speaking to people. It was his thing, so to speak. He became aware that his suit might not be the best thing to wear to the beach, but that wasn't so much a problem as it was a slight inconvenience. He agreed to keep Alexis false identity.

Nathaniel Alexis to the wine celler. The Emperor was amazed at the volume of wine contained within the storage of the Byzantine palace. He inspected as they passed through the celler as the different varieties and nations the wine originated from. While he enjoyed the scene, he began to feel excited about spending a few relaxing minutes taking in the wonderful climate, the sun, the sand, and the smell of the sea.

"I hope that you aren't upset that I declined the whig and all. I am not really worried about people here. Back home they are frenzied everytime they see me outside of the palace. It takes an army of people to allow me a few minutes of peace and quiet back home." said Nathaniel.
"You ever feel like the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?" - George Gobel, American Comedian (1919-1991)

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Postby Jatriqya and Hoya » Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:34 pm

"No offense taken, I just prefer to not be noticed by hordes of screaming teenagers."

He thought about what would happen if the press noticed them. "I hope that the press doesn't think we're a couple," he laughed.

The beach shouldn't be too crowded, it's the end of tourist season. It will probably be quiet enough.

Alexis finally reached the other side of the gigantic room. Behind a tarp, he took out a ladder which he climbed up and exited through a small trap door at the top.

In front of Alexis, one of Constantinople's many public gardens lay sprawled before them. He found himself behind an olive tree, the trap door conveniently concealed.

"They used to unload Wine through here, but they obviously forgot to close the trapdoor."

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Postby Chrinthanium » Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:39 am

Emperor Nathaniel followed the young Byzantine prince through the great room, and up the ladder and into the garden.

"I doubt they will think us a couple, Alexis. They will most likely think that I am here with some unnamed person and back home the tabloids will have a field day." he quipped.

The Emperor was captivated by the beautiful gardens of Constantinople. To him, the ability to have such beauty in the bleakness of winter was quite thrilling. Back in Omaha, it was typically cold, with some sort of winter precipitation. If not, then it was still cold and sunny regardless.

"I must admit," spoke Nathaniel as he dusted off his suit, "had I known I'd be coming to the beach, I would have brought appropriate attire."
"You ever feel like the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?" - George Gobel, American Comedian (1919-1991)

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