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Fractal Earth Omega
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Ex-Nation

Postby Fractal Earth Omega » Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:17 pm

I go off the idea that most religions were secret fronts by the Reptilians to allow them easier access to disciples. Whose brains they would then eat. Of course, most monarchies were also Reptilians. And because the Knights Templar were getting close to discovering them, the Reptilians in the French Monarchy and Catholic Church worked together to destroy them. But that backfired and now the Reptilians have lost almost all their monarchies and are being purged from all religions except Scientology, which is their newest puppet. Instead, Scientology is being eradicated entirely.

Arguable which is worse, roleplaying as a God or having them be brain-eating alien shapeshifters.
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Mefpan
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Postby Mefpan » Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:21 pm

Oaledonia wrote:
Mefpan wrote:And still I avoid touching the topic any more than absolutely necessary.

Mind you, at the same time I'm propagating an IC theory that the god of the Abrahamic religions is not just one and the same entity but one with a thrice-split personality that works against itself but more importantly against anything that might threaten its power base.

For some reason, I try to avoid making a frightful mess out of Shintoism whilst almost going out of my way to make as big a mess out of all the Abrahamic faiths as possible.

Shinto is literally the easiest religion to understand, it's more folk-lore then it is a dedicated religion.

Yeah, I know that - it's probably why I like it so much. But I wouldn't go as far as trying to become Shinto since the idea of adhering to an entirely new set of beliefs is something I can't quite grasp. Perhaps I had more actual real contact with it, but the easiest way would probably have been to grow up with it.

And probably the most awesome way to grow up in a normal situation I can imagine right away.
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Oaledonia
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Postby Oaledonia » Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:23 pm

Mefpan wrote:
Oaledonia wrote:Shinto is literally the easiest religion to understand, it's more folk-lore then it is a dedicated religion.

Yeah, I know that - it's probably why I like it so much. But I wouldn't go as far as trying to become Shinto since the idea of adhering to an entirely new set of beliefs is something I can't quite grasp. Perhaps I had more actual real contact with it, but the easiest way would probably have been to grow up with it.

And probably the most awesome way to grow up in a normal situation I can imagine right away.

All you need to know is that Susanoo is the best god.
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Oaledonia wrote:I'll go make my own genocidal galactic empire! with blackjack and hookers

You bet your ass you will!
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Mefpan
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Postby Mefpan » Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:27 pm

Oaledonia wrote:
Mefpan wrote:Yeah, I know that - it's probably why I like it so much. But I wouldn't go as far as trying to become Shinto since the idea of adhering to an entirely new set of beliefs is something I can't quite grasp. Perhaps I had more actual real contact with it, but the easiest way would probably have been to grow up with it.

And probably the most awesome way to grow up in a normal situation I can imagine right away.

All you need to know is that Susanoo is the best god.

A quick check tells me Susanoo is apparently male.

I'll worship Haruhi instead.
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Oaledonia
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Postby Oaledonia » Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:34 pm

Mefpan wrote:
Oaledonia wrote:All you need to know is that Susanoo is the best god.

A quick check tells me Susanoo is apparently male.

I'll worship Haruhi instead.

I deliberately said god, not goddess.
He threw a horse at his sister, then asked some random deity to marry him if he killed a giant ass fucking dragon. He then proceeded to turn said future wife into a comb, and wear her in his hair so that he could have her company in battle.

Also, it was a stripper that turned the sun back on.
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Blackjack-and-Hookers wrote:
Oaledonia wrote:I'll go make my own genocidal galactic empire! with blackjack and hookers

You bet your ass you will!
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Postby Greater Mackonia » Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:42 pm

Fractal Earth Omega wrote:I go off the idea that most religions were secret fronts by the Reptilians to allow them easier access to disciples. Whose brains they would then eat. Of course, most monarchies were also Reptilians. And because the Knights Templar were getting close to discovering them, the Reptilians in the French Monarchy and Catholic Church worked together to destroy them. But that backfired and now the Reptilians have lost almost all their monarchies and are being purged from all religions except Scientology, which is their newest puppet. Instead, Scientology is being eradicated entirely.

Arguable which is worse, roleplaying as a God or having them be brain-eating alien shapeshifters.


I thought I had a monopoly on Reptilians.

Damnit I can't even claim that anymore, Cancordine beats me to all my best ideas.
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The High Tatras
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Postby The High Tatras » Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:42 pm

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New Tyran
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Postby New Tyran » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:08 pm

Horizont wrote:


Oalewitch iz nicht enemy witch.

TOUCH PERRINE AND I'LL SHOVE A 8CM ROCKET UP YOUR ARSE.

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Postby Vsenyslavia » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:16 pm

New Tyran wrote:
Horizont wrote:
Oalewitch iz nicht enemy witch.

TOUCH PERRINE AND I'LL SHOVE A 8CM ROCKET UP YOUR ARSE.

8cm?
Are you sure you want to hurt him or just shove thing up his butt?
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New Tyran
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Postby New Tyran » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:19 pm

Vsenyslavia wrote:
New Tyran wrote:TOUCH PERRINE AND I'LL SHOVE A 8CM ROCKET UP YOUR ARSE.

8cm?
Are you sure you want to hurt him or just shove thing up his butt?

80cm*

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Vsenyslavia
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Postby Vsenyslavia » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:22 pm

New Tyran wrote:
Vsenyslavia wrote:8cm?
Are you sure you want to hurt him or just shove thing up his butt?

80cm*

Kinky.
I'm afraid I can't let you do that though.
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If unsure of current user, assume Thama. If I am being nice about something I do not agree with, assume murder and call both the Russian and German police immediately.

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Screw Realism! We've got Eldritch Abominations!
Carcorodine wrote:Eldritch abominations, baby animals, gay dukes, and flooding stuff with excrement. Sounds fun.

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Oaledonia
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Postby Oaledonia » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:29 pm

New Tyran wrote:
Horizont wrote:
Oalewitch iz nicht enemy witch.

TOUCH PERRINE AND I'LL SHOVE A 8CM ROCKET UP YOUR ARSE.

She's an Oale witch :3
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Oaledonia wrote:I'll go make my own genocidal galactic empire! with blackjack and hookers

You bet your ass you will!
Divair wrote:NSG summer doesn't end anymore. Climate change.
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New Tyran
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Postby New Tyran » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:33 pm

Oaledonia wrote:
New Tyran wrote:TOUCH PERRINE AND I'LL SHOVE A 8CM ROCKET UP YOUR ARSE.

She's an Oale witch :3

So long she ain't harmed.

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New Vaxon
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Postby New Vaxon » Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:35 pm

Vsenyslavia wrote:
New Tyran wrote:80cm*

Kinky.
I'm afraid I can't let you do that though.


>Kinky.
>Reads entire quotage to first post.
>Gets bored and leaves.

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Omegaopterix
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Postby Omegaopterix » Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:37 pm

Nation Name: Centralized Empire of Omegaopterix
Preferred Tech Level(s): MT/PMT/FT
Ideals (things seen as good): Insanity, genetic irresponsibility, savagery
Things frowned upon: Democracy, kindness, boredom
Anything else we should know? I'm willing to RP at any tech level.
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Tyrannov
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Postby Tyrannov » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:46 pm

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=291742

FINALLY

Sorry, those are only stuffs I could write for now. By the way yes, it's intentionally vague. As I'll give more things and thoughts as the story goes on.
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The United Remnants of America
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Postby The United Remnants of America » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:51 pm

Death to the believers. And the non-believers.

Death to you all.
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Postby Gigaverse » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:52 pm

The United Remnants of America wrote:Death to the believers. And the non-believers.

Death to you all.

This is the sentence you were looking for.
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Postby The United Remnants of America » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:00 pm

Gigaverse wrote:
The United Remnants of America wrote:Death to the believers. And the non-believers.

Death to you all.

This is the sentence you were looking for.

Peter Principle.
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Postby Horizont » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:44 pm

Tyrannov wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=291742

FINALLY

Sorry, those are only stuffs I could write for now. By the way yes, it's intentionally vague. As I'll give more things and thoughts as the story goes on.


Oh, also, my character happens to be a multiversal wanderer of sorts who will probably just be observing at the start.

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Mefpan
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Postby Mefpan » Sat Apr 12, 2014 3:35 am

Tyrannov wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=291742

FINALLY

Sorry, those are only stuffs I could write for now. By the way yes, it's intentionally vague. As I'll give more things and thoughts as the story goes on.

I do not believe that I can write an introduction for my participating character that's not dark to the point where not even a flashlight will help you.
I support thermonuclear warfare. Do you want to play a game of chess?
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Postby Horizont » Sat Apr 12, 2014 4:32 am

Mefpan wrote:
Tyrannov wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=291742

FINALLY

Sorry, those are only stuffs I could write for now. By the way yes, it's intentionally vague. As I'll give more things and thoughts as the story goes on.

I do not believe that I can write an introduction for my participating character that's not dark to the point where not even a flashlight will help you.


Challenge considered

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Tyrannov
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Postby Tyrannov » Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:07 am

Mefpan wrote:I do not believe that I can write an introduction for my participating character that's not dark to the point where not even a flashlight will help you.

The limitation point of gore in my roleplay is only forum rules. Better to tag your post as 'mature' if it's rather explicit. Myself, I prefer to censor my gore in confetti explosions and cheerful musical tune.

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Postby Mefpan » Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:31 am

Tyrannov wrote:
Mefpan wrote:I do not believe that I can write an introduction for my participating character that's not dark to the point where not even a flashlight will help you.

The limitation point of gore in my roleplay is only forum rules. Better to tag your post as 'mature' if it's rather explicit. Myself, I prefer to censor my gore in confetti explosions and cheerful musical tune.

Considering that what's actually being described is not as explicit as what Ralk used to dish out but slightly more serious at first, it should be fine enough.
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Postby Horizont » Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:59 am

Writing up a post. My character will probably be mistaken for a witch now and then, but that will just be part of the fun of being there.

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