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27.06.2015 | Pam Terpahl | Whitebay
Queen Aoife Brighteye of Dyflin was earlier today injured by an Inyurstan gunshooter during an altercation at Pepper Atoll. She is currently believed to be in critical condition at a military medicial facility - we will keep you updated on further developments.
Following the cyberattacks against Brytene earlier this month, some of which included images which had been digitally altered to portray the violent mutilation of the Queen, she issued a challenge to all comers to attempt to replicate the images they had been broadcasting.
A still from the scene of the violence
The challenge was accepted by one Colonel Armando Nuelle of Inyursta, a SACTO-affiliated nation. Upon arrival at the agreed-upon beach, an isolated location in the independent Republic of Pepper Atoll, the Queen confronted Nuelle with the images in question. His response was dismissive and so terms were agreed, whereupon the duellists would take ten paces before firing, and the duel would be considered finished once either side had run out of ammunition or had been incapacitated.
The Queen threw down her weapon, however, disarming herself and technically ending the duel. She instead challenged Nuelle to either walk away and so reject violence as a solution, or to fire upon an unarmed opponent.
Nuelle fired a single round of what is believed to be .45 ACP hollowpoint ammunition at the Queen, resulting in a serious wound to her right lung, before being shot dead by Lantern Guard personnel under the command of Lt. Col. Saigo Kuribayashi.
The Queen has been evacuated and is currently undergoing medical treatment, and the Witenagmot has not released an official statement at this time. Sources close to the Queen, however, suggest that the situation is currently critical and that the Queen requires intensive surgery.
Author: Pam Terpahl
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By SteveTheBBQGuy - Just now
Terrible news, get well soon Your Majesty! Not surprised by this though, violence (especially against the unarmed) never solves anything!560 Likes | 126 DislikesReply | Like | Dislike
By Tsar_Dmitri_Antarian - 8 mins Ago
This proves SACTO's brutality and unwillingness to act in a diplomatic manner. We extend our deepest sympathies to Brytene, and the Empire of Elesar also formally condemns SACTO and all of its member states.430 Likes | 130 DislikesReply | Like | Dislike
By AegisValdiuDisappointedThisYear - 12 min Ago
"Don't wanna get shot, dont duel"
278 Likes | 403 DislikesReply | Like | Dislike
By vedriancaneflutemanfan - 16 mins Ago
fuggin hell sacto y u shoot all teh hotties493 Likes | 210 DislikesReply | Like | Dislike
By CaneFluteManOfficial - 21 mins Ago
Aoife has four vowels and one consonant
4-1=3
Brtyene is illumimati confirmed26123 Likes | 1367 DislikesReply | Like | Dislike
By vivalibertas - 23 mins Ago
not gonna say i approve of shooting unarmed ppl but hey, aoife might be dead so this is a win for civilisation in my books!436 Likes | 474 DislikesReply | Like | Dislike







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