Tokora News Daily
Hellow, this is Tian Guan. Todays story has arisen some nation wide controversy for the past few weeks. It appears that people are starting to open up human zoos, and what is more interesting is that the "exhibits" actually want to work. What the zoo is trying to accomplish is compare life between tribes and modern day, the controversey arises with the fact that they're behind a glass.
We have been interviewing the zoo's proprietor who we found brandishing a whip (she apparently takes the zoo subject seriously). She said, "I don't really see the problem here. What we're doing is showing Tokora it's culture, you can't change it. This is making jobs in the community. These people love this job. You can't just take it away from them. Besides, if people don't like what we're doing they can just not come." Aperently the Preimer disagrees. He finds the practice disgusting saying that while history is important, this is not the way to go. He has ordered them to shut down immediantly.
In other news there has been disagreements with hikers and government property owners. They are upset that the land is preventing them to use their traditional routes. One of the guides told us "They can't block off these paths. We have been using them ever since the Khmer empire. These routes are part of Tokora's history. Besides, the fresh air will be good for everyone."
The government made a compromise to allow the paths open, but to charge them as extra revenue to add to tourism. This is somewhat of a hollow victory but at least they live to hike another day.
Further more, interest groups have been conflicting on how to solve the delima with spam once and for all. To make matters worse a young writer accidently sent his romance to the wrong address causing controversey. Here is what the Minister of Software Engineering had to say.
"Spam IS a major issue. Its counter productive, and wasting money. But we can't just get rid of it, its a major part of our econamy. So, to satisfy both parties, we decided to make a legal definition of spam, ban overtly fraudulant spam, and tax spam used by government buisinesses. Thank you."
Well I guess that solves that problem. Lastly, relations with North Korea have decreased significantly today as Kim-un-Jung continues to threaten it's neighbors. Our glorious leader said "This region of the world has many governments. We might not agree with all of them but we all are East-Asians. We will not sitback and watch as these tyrants abuse not only their people but the people of other nations. If their men walk so much as a foot out of their borders, we will come to the aid of any and all countries they choose to attack. US included."
We might not be able to see what will happen in this uncertain future, but we can all sleep soundly knowing that we are all under a magnificiant leadership. This is Tian Guan, signing out.