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by Tokora » Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:46 am
by Alystan » Thu Nov 28, 2013 6:26 pm
Tokora wrote:Tokoran News Daily
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"This is the Tokoran Minister of Industry, and no, my name isn't Jackie Chan. Nanyu, you have me at my wit's end. You call this a pizza. I built tanks that taste better than this. Here's what I say."
Reaches for Button
"Eat this Nanyu!!!"
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"Now, it's time to take care of your Islamic helper!"
Takes Bite
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"Mmmmmm... This is GOOD PIZZA! Praise Allah! How can I send the Alystanites to hell, with such taste from Heaven!"
Finishes Pizza
"Comrade Guang, this is your Priemier, abort missile launch attacking Alystan. This Alystanite pizza I have here is THE BEAST!"
To hell with those Nanyu pizzas, according to the "Shen Zhuguay" institute for the 8th year in the row, Alystan's Pizza Mosque dominates over Nanyu Foods inc. through taste tests. Which proves Tokorans prefer Alystanite recipe.
"Tokora, I am Tokora!"
by Sheng China » Fri Nov 29, 2013 3:11 pm
盛中国新闻
Sheng China News
Good Evening, I'm Jin Hua for Confederate Empire News.
Today in the Empire,
Negotiations are underway between the Imperial Government and the Nani Government of Nanyu.
The Government of Nanyu requested of the Empire, access to the Panama region for economic investment and development of the desolate area for the benefit of Panama, Sheng, Nanyu, and the region.
The Nani Government also requested of for a lease on 780 sp km in land in Panama. The price of which is till being negotiated at this time.
For the time being, Nanyu government and businesses are being given exclusive access to the region to develop.
The Imperial Government has opened trade relations with the Sultanate of Awasia and is sending Imperial Engineering Corp groups to the country to aid in their development of mining machinery and in their cities.
Imperial Army advisers and experts are also being sent to Awasia to aid its Grand Vizier in modernizing their military.
The Imperial Government is happy to announce this day the opening of 4 Sheng Airports for Air Korena destinations from Korena City: Yong'an Capital Airport, Jianye International, Hong Kong International, and Chang'an Regional Airport.
Flights are opened for arrival and departure on Sundays, Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. High frequency has been allowed due to the close relationship between the Empire and Korena along with the high level of tourism between both nations.
That is all for tonight. We will continue to bring you news at it develops.
This news segment was brought to you by China Pepsi.*A small Konstantinian boy walks to the summit of a mist covered mountain. At the summit stands an ancient Chinese temple of Buddhist monks. The Grand Gate of this temple is adorn with an unknown symbol. The Master of the Temple, with a similar symbol on his head allows the boy to enter.*
*The boy enters the temple and is looked down upon by the other monks with the similar symbols on their heads. The boy's head is shaved and he is dressed in the traditional yellow garb of the monks. The Master begins the young boys training. The boy struggles desperately in his training. Failing to keep balance on one leg ontop of a pole. Failing to punch through stone and wood alike. The boy loses hope.*
"Many years later the boy is grown and is tested by the Temple. The man goes through many trials. Breaking wood and stone. Doing somersaults and back flips. He has mastered his craft. Pleased he sits. All those assembled reveal blue cans. The pop the cans open and drink. The young man quick to do the same. Finished though he notices the entire square watches him. He looks to his Master. He looks behind the master to see a blue flag of the strange symbol all the monks have. He is quick to look down at the empty can in front of him. The symbol looks just like the top of the can.*
*With a loud scream, the young man slams his head down onto the empty can that crumples below the force. Raising his head the young man is found to now have the shape of the top of the can pressed firmly into his forehead. The assembled monks cheer aloud and greet him as one of their own.*
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by Boyznichov » Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:19 am
Selamat malam, This is USSB Night News.
News of the day, starting from the Parliament agreed to hold first open election for USSB, after a successful 4 years ago held the first presidential election.
Approximately 85% of MPs agreed to be held the first open election USSB, and 15% refused to hold elections that are expected because the law is still not ready to be implemented.
Mr.Hafiz Loup as speaker of the House said "With the approval of the election bill, then we will immediately establish Elections Commission that would draft the elections are safe, free, public and secret"
And Mr.Rothamn Fariz, boyznichov communist party member said "It is unfortunate that the electoral bill is finally approved, I still see many flaws in this bill but they actually approve this soon" When asked about the split in the Communist Party, Mr.Rothamn not answer and directly into the car
for almost 20 years since transformed into a federal state, USSB only have a single party in the House, so is the power of a strong communist party in the House, but when the bill will be implemented already 10 election that the party would be ready to merebutkan place in the House, even become president.
by Korena » Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:14 am
"Air Korena has announced that the airline is opening up new routes from Korena City International Airport to Yong'an Capital Airport, Jianye International, Hong Kong International, and Chang'an Regional Airport earlier today after the Sheng-Chinese government allowed access and opened up these airports for Air Korena..."
"...thanks to the fruitful relations between Korena and Sheng China, tourism is expected to boom, and much economic profitability is estimated to be made by both nations."
by Tokora » Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:19 pm
by Tokora » Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:20 pm
by Argent » Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:29 pm
by Konstantinye » Sun Dec 01, 2013 4:08 pm
by Texaslandia » Sun Dec 01, 2013 11:41 pm
TNN
by Valarustavia » Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:45 am
by Korena » Wed Dec 04, 2013 6:47 pm
"Korena is surprisingly having decent gas prices this month, down by fifteen cents from last month. Korena's government officials have almost reported that the implementation of our nation's new eco friendly fuel installations have helped reduce carbon emissions. A recent poll shows that 95.7% of the public approves of current gas prices and environmental situation in Korena."
by Alystan » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:48 am
by Sheng China » Fri Dec 06, 2013 3:13 pm
盛中国新闻
Sheng China News
Good Evening, I'm Jin Hua for Confederate Empire News.
Today in the Empire,
Reports from the Crown Prince's staff taking part in the Dratzni and Narodna Negotiations taking place in Korena are showing positive steps are being made and that it would appear peace is in the future for the Empire's key ally in the region.
The Crown Prince is reportedly hoping to return to the capital soon with a successful conclusion of the talks.
The Imperial Government reports work has begun between Sheng and Nanyu to begin the grand engineering project to build a canal in Grand Panam across the isthmus.
Work is progressing forward on the project. With the efficient speed with which the work is being done, the Imperial Government hopes to have the project done within 2 or less years.
Confederate Imperial Forces are preparing for a large scale invasion of the island of Saint Helena to see to the overthrow of the dictator, Moreno.
The Empire is well prepared for storming the islands beaches and a coordinating with fellow allies for a multiprong attack on the puny despot.
That is all the Empire is currently reporting on for tonight. We will bring you the stories as they break. Until next time, “大皇后万岁,大帝国万岁”
by Alystan » Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:46 pm
by Texaslandia » Mon Dec 09, 2013 4:16 pm
by Sheng China » Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:51 pm
盛中国新闻
Sheng China News
Good Evening, I'm Jin Hua for Confederate Empire News.
Today in the Empire,
The Imperial Government is praising the efforts of Alystan in their move towards a civilian controlled military and fulfilling the ideas set fourth in the negotiations between Alystan and nations of Asiana.
The Imperial Chancellor continues to hope that Alystan will go down a path that will bring it into line with the rest of the region in their efforts to promote peace and prosperity for all nations.
Also in the news...
The Ministry of Justice has announced today that it has caught two long time fugitive dissidents after several years of avoiding capture from Ministry Agents.
The two fugitives are well known democracy advocate, Ai Weisheng (pictured left), and communist leader Li Desheng (pictured right)
The dissidents have been charged with subversion of the Imperial Government, defaming the Grand Empress and Crown Prince, spreading religious propaganda, illegal organization of subversive groups, disturbing the peace, agitating the populace, publishing illegal propaganda, fleeing police custody, falsifying documents, and many more offenses.
Ai Weisheng and Li Desheng if convicted of the above may face life imprisonment or execution as traitors to the Empire.
Ai Weisheng has in the past lead small scale protests in the intermediate level cities as well as publishing underground magazines and articles that call for democracy in the Empire. Recently, Ai Weisheng has been seen in a rally where an effigy of the Grand Empress, Crown Prince, and Imperial Chancellor were burned while he was heard chanting for the downfall of the Imperial Government.
Li Desheng who was known to be a leading commander in a communist rebellion in Yunnan several years ago that was crushed by the Imperial Forces, faces further charges and a likely chance of execution for treason. He has also been known to lead underground rallies and small scale protests in the rural areas of the Empire.
With these two men several dozens of their dissident cohorts were also arrested and are likely to face the same charges as their ring leaders.
Meanwhile, Crown Prince Sheng Zheng Wei has been noted as watching the situation in Texaslandia's colony of Venezual very careful and maybe deliberating on the possibility of requesting that Regional Health Organization doctors and aid be allowed into the territory to see to the wounded from the crackdown.
The Crown Prince meanwhile calls upon Texaslandia to seek a peaceful solution to the issue in Venezual and to avoid future bloodshed to this scale.
by Texaslandia » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:26 pm
TNN
Breaking News
Tonight, a meeting held by General "Bedrock" Dewey holds answers and revelations of the Venezual situation. This is Texaslandia News Network, and we are reporting live from the Press Conference,
Yesterday, at approximately 9:00 PM, we received a video call informing us of a rebellion calling themselves the Freedom Movement Society, led by Mr. Wajun. The group claims responsibility for all the riots so far, and threatens to cause some of even greater destruction if their demands are not met.
This group demands the payment of K$6,000,000 to them, the free independent status of Venezual as a nation, us to say we committed the murder of those innocents who the riots killed, and the surrendering of all citizens in the colony to them to be executed.
Clearly, we do not agree nor will we agree with this group. Measures are being discussed on how to handle this, but so far, we have decided on the following: As of now, a bounty of K$ 30,000 is placed on Mr. Wajun's head, dead or alive. Martial Law has been extended to areas within 200 miles of Caracas, with patrols using nonlethal force to ensure peace. Curfew from 8:15 PM to 5:45 AM will be in effect in affected cities, and the nation is on lockdown. Border patrols are to be doubled, all ways in and out sealed. That is all.
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Sheng China Embassy To Open
Recently, negotiations have ended successfully to establish an embassy in Sheng China. Trade negotiations are expected to occur soon and a Student Exchange Program has opened, planned to be available in all Class A+ federal funded institutions by the end of the year.
An ambassador has been chosen already, we currently have not been informed of the name. However, we do know he is a married man with no children, majored in law and possibly studied physics.
by Argent » Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:56 pm
by Sheng China » Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:17 pm
盛中国新闻
Sheng China News
Good Evening, I'm Jin Hua for Confederate Empire News.
Today in the Empire,
Infamous communist dissident Li Desheng escaped Justice Ministry custody today after a brazen attack by Li's crazed and fanatical communist cadres. Li Desheng(pictured right shortly before escape from custody) apparently made his way to the Tokora border and is now seeking asylum with the Empire's small southern neighbor.
The Imperial Government continues to demand the immediate surrender of Li Desheng so that he may face justice for his life long career of committing heinous crimes against the Empire and the Imperial Sovereign.
Situation continues to grow tense as the Tokora government stalls. Tensions are even higher as Tokora's Preimier deemed that Li Desheng was granted asylum and to be considered a hero. Though word does show that the Tokora government and bureaucracy did not approve of the sudden brash action.
The Sheng Chiense people have been noted as being quite agitated at Tokora's refusal to surrender the traitor. Local Police are keeping order in the major cities and moving into rural areas as well.
In lighter news, a highly anticipated session of talks was held in the Imperial Palace today with between Her Grand Imperial Majesty and President Rayija over the possible reopening of bilateral relations again.
The Imperial Palace released a Communique today that stated that relations were being opened slowly. The Imperial Government is allowing Alystan to reestablish an embassy in Sheng. The Communique also stated Her Grand Imperial Majesty's pleasure in the policies being enacted by President Rayija and supports the continuation of such policies.
by Tokora » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:23 am
by Opabinia » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:26 pm
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