Alt Earth RMB

[Arkolon]

Alt Earth
Regional Message Board

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Our RMB got so popular and untidy that sometimes, we had 7 posts/minute. Nobody could keep track of that, especially people with jobs and people in different time zones. So, we have decided to create this thread, where all RMB-destined posts will be posted. Please only use the RMB for important (like, very important) notices.

Current Affairs:
- Brissia, Jonathania, Ayu and Ryu are all talking together down in South East Asia. God knows what's happening down there. Brissia's trying to sell boats or something.
- Waldmania suffers terrorist plots/attacks. 11/7, never forget <3
- Gvozdevsk is fighting Native American dissidents.
- Brissia is fighting, or going to fight, Sweden. Why? Couple of lakes. Arkolon frowns at this.

Post here from now on! As I wrote this, 6 new RMB posts! Funnel all posts down to this thread, please!

[The Jonathanian States]

Continuation from the real RMB

Bris,
Yes,that's actually a nice idea.
And then,once your leader sees he has failed the race,we will serve him cake.
Which could be,just as I get crowned.
And already imagine,the general doing stuff,rushing around work,your leader having a hard time to reach him,every time he comes somewhere,the general already has moved to a next location.
Then,once he does actually catch up to the general,the general tells him that the regency has ended,and that the king is being crowned now.
This creates for your leader,a race against time,having to rush back to the Ayuachiran Palace,to somehow stop the coronation.
Then he runs into an ambush in one of the palace hallways,and a foodfight ensues.

Yes,my mind took a brake towards the end.

[Arkolon]

Brissia: Britain and Russia mixed together in... Sweden? wat

[Brissia]

Continuation from the real RMB

Bris,
Yes,that's actually a nice idea.
And then,once your leader sees he has failed the race,we will serve him cake.
Which could be,just as I get crowned.
And already imagine,the general doing stuff,rushing around work,your leader having a hard time to reach him,every time he comes somewhere,the general already has moved to a next location.
Then,once he does actually catch up to the general,the general tells him that the regency has ended,and that the king is being crowned now.
This creates for your leader,a race against time,having to rush back to the Ayuachiran Palace,to somehow stop the coronation.
Then he runs into an ambush in one of the palace hallways,and a foodfight ensues.

Yes,my mind took a brake towards the end.

Eh, how about this: I go to Royal Palace, meet you in a hallway, we start having an argument("Hour mother was a pig!" "Your father was a chilli pepper!"), while the General is trying to stop it. In the end, we start laughing, and become friends.

[Brissia]

Brissia: Britain and Russia mixed together in... Sweden? wat

Yup.

[New Yuktobania]

Brissia: Britain and Russia mixed together in... Sweden? wat

Multiculturalism gone too far?

[Brissia]

Brissia: Britain and Russia mixed together in... Sweden? wat

Multiculturalism gone too far?

No.....Sweden is itself, Brissia is mix of Britain and Russia.

[Ryuskenkai]

So, as I proposed before:

A Pacific Mutual Defense Coalition; Yuktobania/ Lyberion, Ryusnenkai, Brissia:

Goals:

- To ensure cooperation in pacific region:
- To Ensure security of any member nation.


So I think we both agree. I shall make a topic in a minute.

[Arkolon]

We still need those Atlantic Alliance talks.

Screw this, AA was my idea, ergo AA meeting will be held in Kenswick, Arkolon. Seestein (the emperor and the city) is unavailable atm, and Kenswick is always available :>

[The Jonathanian States]

Continuation from the real RMB

Bris,
Yes,that's actually a nice idea.
And then,once your leader sees he has failed the race,we will serve him cake.
Which could be,just as I get crowned.
And already imagine,the general doing stuff,rushing around work,your leader having a hard time to reach him,every time he comes somewhere,the general already has moved to a next location.
Then,once he does actually catch up to the general,the general tells him that the regency has ended,and that the king is being crowned now.
This creates for your leader,a race against time,having to rush back to the Ayuachiran Palace,to somehow stop the coronation.
Then he runs into an ambush in one of the palace hallways,and a foodfight ensues.

Yes,my mind took a brake towards the end.

Eh, how about this: I go to Royal Palace, meet you in a hallway, we start having an argument("Hour mother was a pig!" "Your father was a chilli pepper!"), while the General is trying to stop it. In the end, we start laughing, and become friends.

*shrugs*
eh,I might have a slight problem with that.
In jonathania the codes of honor are still very active,including the right to duel.
So once the first insults fly,the emperor would demand a duel.....

We still need those Atlantic Alliance talks.

Screw this, AA was my idea, ergo AA meeting will be held in Kenswick, Arkolon. Seestein (the emperor and the city) is unavailable atm, and Kenswick is always available :>

Screw this,I am your shield.

[Brissia]

Eh, how about this: I go to Royal Palace, meet you in a hallway, we start having an argument("Hour mother was a pig!" "Your father was a chilli pepper!"), while the General is trying to stop it. In the end, we start laughing, and become friends.

*shrugs*
eh,I might have a slight problem with that.
In jonathania the codes of honor are still very active,including the right to duel.
So once the first insults fly,the emperor would demand a duel.....

We still need those Atlantic Alliance talks.

Screw this, AA was my idea, ergo AA meeting will be held in Kenswick, Arkolon. Seestein (the emperor and the city) is unavailable atm, and Kenswick is always available :>

Screw this,I am your shield.

Hmmm....what if then, both of us drastically miss at the duel?

[Arkolon]

So, as I proposed before:

A Pacific Mutual Defense Coalition; Yuktobania/ Lyberion, Ryusnenkai, Brissia:

Goals:

- To ensure cooperation in pacific region:
- To Ensure security of any member nation.


So I think we both agree. I shall make a topic in a minute.

Yuktobania IS Lyberion, btw

Oh, and regarding Brissia and Sweden: Sweden better be left alone, man. Arkolon has a budget profit of like $6.8bn a year, and some of that we can use 4 nukzzzzz

[New Yuktobania]

So, as I proposed before:

A Pacific Mutual Defense Coalition; Yuktobania/ Lyberion, Ryusnenkai, Brissia:

Goals:

- To ensure cooperation in pacific region:
- To Ensure security of any member nation.


So I think we both agree. I shall make a topic in a minute.

There should be a less bland name than that.

[Brissia]

So, as I proposed before:

A Pacific Mutual Defense Coalition; Yuktobania/ Lyberion, Ryusnenkai, Brissia:

Goals:

- To ensure cooperation in pacific region:
- To Ensure security of any member nation.


So I think we both agree. I shall make a topic in a minute.

Yuktobania IS Lyberion, btw

Oh, and regarding Brissia and Sweden: Sweden better be left alone, man. Arkolon has a budget profit of like $6.8bn a year, and some of that we can use 4 nukzzzzz

Didn't we agree on no nukes?

[Ryuskenkai]

There should be a less bland name than that.

I am open for propositions....

[Brissia]

There should be a less bland name than that.

Protective Union of Northern Nations? PUNN

[Gvozdevsk]

Wow I can actually keep up with regional happenings after spending 8 hours at Walmart now. I'm not really doing much with my nation beyond sorting out internal issues though so none of this really affects me.

[The Jonathanian States]

*shrugs*
eh,I might have a slight problem with that.
In jonathania the codes of honor are still very active,including the right to duel.
So once the first insults fly,the emperor would demand a duel.....



Screw this,I am your shield.

Hmmm....what if then, both of us drastically miss at the duel?

Duels are by fencing,traditionally.
Though then again,as the one being challenged,your ruler would have the right to choose a weapon.....
(Yes,the duel and honor system is actually one of the few things I did invest a few thoughts on)

[New Yuktobania]

Asia Pacific Treaty Organization.

[Brissia]

Hmmm....what if then, both of us drastically miss at the duel?

Duels are by fencing,traditionally.
Though then again,as the one being challenged,your ruler would have the right to choose a weapon.....
(Yes,the duel and honor system is actually one of the few things I did invest a few thoughts on)

What if I choose a rubber chicken?

[Ryuskenkai]

Asia Pacific Treaty Organization.

I agree.

Topic under way!

[Brissia]

Asia Pacific Treaty Organization.

Eurasian Economical and Military Union?

[The Jonathanian States]

Duels are by fencing,traditionally.
Though then again,as the one being challenged,your ruler would have the right to choose a weapon.....
(Yes,the duel and honor system is actually one of the few things I did invest a few thoughts on)

What if I choose a rubber chicken?

How the heck do you duel with a rubber chicken?

I doubt that would qualify as duel-working weapon.

[Arkolon]

Wow I can actually keep up with regional happenings after spending 8 hours at Walmart now. I'm not really doing much with my nation beyond sorting out internal issues though so none of this really affects me.

Glad to have you here! Those Asian folk just wont cease clogging up the RMB, eh?

We'll spend loads on Aircraft and bombers, though, Brissia.

[Brissia]

What if I choose a rubber chicken?

How the heck do you duel with a rubber chicken?

I doubt that would qualify as duel-working weapon.

I could stuff it down your throat....or up your ass.....well then. Yes, I actually like this whole 'duel' idea. Don't worry, in the end, the weapon will be logical....