Moneylania Internal Affairs (MT, IC, Closed)

[Daminy]

We need to get all the Lego!! We must stop them.

[Banana Federation]

We have surrounded the embassy with Lego, and we now require that everyone enters the area without shoes on. Try to get in now terrorists! Ha!

[Daminy]

Quick, build the Death Star!

[Daminy]

To Moneylanian Governments:

I have decided in the best interests of Daminy, to cut spending by 2%, slowly, Daminy can get back on its feet, get money, and rebuild. We also have great personal news, in a few months, we will welcome the next heir of Daminy after me into the world, we are very pleased! For this happy days, we would like to give each president 1000 dollars to spend for their own pleasure.

Thanks

-Joel Kelovik

[Banana Federation]

Daminy, we congratulate you on your efforts to repair your damaged economy. We wish you luck in bringing your nation back to full prosperity.

[Daminy]

Thank You. We have to fix Daminy and repair it. As much as the WA says we are Iron Fist Consumerists, we strongly deny this, and say we are a new form of Communism or a Corrupt Dictatorship. We have stopped most in-needed projects and we will share or U.O.S.C to all governments.

Thank you

-Joel Kelovik

[Banana Federation]

Ok. If you need any financial aid, please tell us.

[Daminy]

If you could help us pay of a bit of our debt, 10 percent, that would be nice!

[Banana Federation]

Ok, but we expect a return on our investment once your economy is repaired.

[Daminy]

Yes! Have you gotten your 1000 dollars yet?

[Banana Federation]

Yes, that was kind of you. We shall start to send the required funds to you, not all of it yet, we aren't doing the best either.

[Daminy]

No matter what you choose, It will be a great help. I have a question, do you have any relatives that could help me with a survey, of what they think of My father? I also need to test you.. I will give out the results after you give me your answers

Choices
1. The Best Leader
2. A Great Leader
3. An Alright Leader
4. A bad Leader
5.The Worst.

[Banana Federation]

Our government has done the survey

Saggio: 5. The worst leader 2. A great leader
Sengud Fuerza: 3. An alright leader
Ortsin Ayuda: 4. A bad leader
John Sierra: 2. A great leader
Denaro Borse: 3. An alright leader
Sam Fisker: 3. An alright leader
Thorgrim Fiskvik: 4. A bad leader
Renzo Pisani: 3. An alright leader
Simeon Wennberg: 4. A bad leader

[Daminy]

Thank you.

Now, we will ask Ironcastle to for us to pay some debt.

[Ironcastle]

Thank you.

Now, we will ask Ironcastle to for us to pay some debt.

Yes, hiw much would you like to pay?

As well, we wish to know exactly which form of communism you follow. Be it Marxism (workers rule directly), Leninism (workers vote for parties, AKA sorta democracy), Stalinism (dictatorship with rapid industrialisation) or Maoism (dictatorship with a large focus on revolution). Well, at least that is what Ironcastle defines as each.

[Daminy]

B.Fed is sending 2 persent of the debt.
We are Kelovikism, a new type of Communism. Were the people have no control of the government but the government gives them good civil rights and were we are trying to get the poor rich, not the other way around. We also let private businesses run, but not much, and we let the poor people have a chance at life, were everyone is equal, sought a.

But is still under the branch of Communism

[Ironcastle]

B.Fed is sending 2 persent of the debt.
We are Kelovikism, a new type of Communism. Were the people have no control of the government but the government gives them good civil rights and were we are trying to get the poor rich, not the other way around. We also let private businesses run, but not much, and we let the poor people have a chance at life, were everyone is equal, sought a.

But is still under the branch of Communism

Well, technically that is Socialism. Ironcastle will now classify Daminy as 'Socialist'. We also thank you for continuing to pay off the debt.

[Daminy]

Please refer us as Communists to prevent further tensions we already have.

Thanks Man

-Joel Kelovik

[Banana Federation]

By the way, we borrowed some money from Scuro to help Daminy, we also let Scuro temporarily take over the Mars colony.

[Daminy]

Hello everyone.

I would like to point out that running this great country is amazing, and I now know what you people put up with, people complaining about some stupid things, money, military, all of that. My people are now happier then ever since I installed fire alarms and safety equipment in EVERY HOME. Now we can firmly say, we are the safest most Beautiful, most weaponised with the best public transport with the best tourism rates in Moneylania.

Thank You

-Joel Kelovik

[Banana Federation]

That's cool, were fine with having the best of EVERY industry.

[Daminy]

That's awesome Saggio! I am happy for your efforts to make your industry the best, that is not our strong point, also, the U.O.S.C plans are being sent around, my people might be as happy with this desicion, but hey, they love us more then yours love you!

Thanks

-Joel Kelovik

[Banana Federation]

If you're talking about the rebels, well, yeah... But you see, we're a democracy, we can't force people to be happy.

[Ironcastle]

That's awesome Saggio! I am happy for your efforts to make your industry the best, that is not our strong point, also, the U.O.S.C plans are being sent around, my people might be as happy with this desicion, but hey, they love us more then yours love you!

Thanks

-Joel Kelovik

Well, in Ironcastle EVERYONE is happy. For example, there has not been a single person who has been upset with the government of Ironcastle in the past two years.

Also, the blockade/sanctions of Auxillary continues.

[Scuro]

Ironcastle, in the name of the free market, we request that you remove your sanctions of Auxillary.