Moneylania Internal Affairs (MT, IC, Closed)

[Daminy]

that was under Gorge.

[Banana Federation]

I just hope it lasts longer this time.

[Daminy]

Daminy is passing a law to make everyone watch at least one episode per season of Game of Thrones

[Banana Federation]

Daminy is passing a law to make everyone watch at least one episode per season of Game of Thrones

That's stupid.

[Daminy]

Wait........ who sent that?

What sir?

MK: That capitalist thing?

Gen: Hysic

Hysc: No, I never sent anything.....

MK:........

[Banana Federation]

Wait........ who sent that?

What sir?

MK: That capitalist thing?

Gen: Hysic

Hysc: No, I never sent anything.....

MK:........

... I knew it wouldn't last. That's probably a new world record for shortest conversion or something.

[Daminy]

MK: What are we gona do about it?

Hysic: Mate, inform the world that we have a hacker, and it was false!

Mk: Ok, you do that.

[Banana Federation]

It might be the same hacker that has been working with the rebels.

[Daminy]

Glory to the CDOD

Foreign Relation Affairs

Dear Moneylanian Governments.

That Captialist Message was a false move by a hacker, and we would never turn Capitalist a=on any terms. This Hacker will be brought down and tried.

Thank You

Hysic Jordain, Secretary Assistant to the Dictator of Daminy

[Banana Federation]

We've also got some important news:

We have recently started completely re-making our drone networks so that they will be less susceptible to hackers, as well as being cheaper and easier to maintain.

[Ironcastle]

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Glory to the CDOD

Foreign Relation Affairs

Dear Moneylanian Governments.

That Captialist Message was a false move by a hacker, and we would never turn Capitalist a=on any terms. This Hacker will be brought down and tried.

Thank You

Hysic Jordain, Secretary Assistant to the Dictator of Daminy

Ironcastle considers this a serious breach of trust by Daminy. While your precious dictator may be free, Ironcastle will no longer be trading with Daminy, except for them paying off their 300% GDP debt.

[Ironcastle]

And in other news, The Holy Empire of the Holy Empire of Me and the Dominion of Lothi have been annexed by Ironcastle and Daminy, respectively. The aquisition of these nations brings Ironcastle's population to 117 million (up from 98 million) and Daminy's to 149 million (up from 140 million). While Ironcastle has not recieved any new military benefits as THEOM was using older equipment, Daminy has recieved a slight boost in terms of military technology.

[Daminy]

Currently, Moodie Kelovik is on leave on the Tropical Paradise of Damanian Owned Chorvio.

Joel Kelovik will reign for 6 months while his father is gone. Moneylanian Governments, you can hope for Daminy to be easier to, well.... Get along with...... For now.

Hysic Jordain

[Banana Federation]

We have great news! Thanks to the recent upgrade of our security networks, we have managed to retake the drone network in the capital! We are working on regaining control of the other network, but the rebels are close to capturing a large town that has a military base.

[Ironcastle]

Currently, Moodie Kelovik is on leave on the Tropical Paradise of Damanian Owned Chorvio.

Joel Kelovik will reign for 6 months while his father is gone. Moneylanian Governments, you can hope for Daminy to be easier to, well.... Get along with...... For now.

Hysic Jordain

The government of Ironcastle hopes that Joel Kelovik will be less of an irritant than Moodie was. Other than that, Ironcastle wishes Joel Kelovik good luck for the next 6 months.

[Daminy]

JK: Well, lets hope you will be more reasonable. Now! Lets try and improve relations! First! The Debt, I belive I have payed off 15 present? Would you care to take another 700billion again?

[Ironcastle]

JK: Well, lets hope you will be more reasonable. Now! Lets try and improve relations! First! The Debt, I belive I have payed off 15 present? Would you care to take another 700billion again?

We cannot accept this payment as Daminy does not have the required funds. To pay another 700 billion would require Daminy to borrow even more money. As well, Daminy has paid off 10% of the debt, not 15%.

[Daminy]

What about the vast expences in my fathers pocket?

[Ironcastle]

What about the vast expences in my fathers pocket?

Exactly how much is Moodie Kelovik willing to pay?

[Daminy]

Well, he is willing to pay 500 billion.

[Banana Federation]

Well, he is willing to pay 500 billion.

500 billion!?! That's more money than most countries have!

[Daminy]

I'm not saying he has that much, I am saying he can help. But, dont worry anymore. We will take your advise and pay off another time.

[Banana Federation]

I'm not saying he has that much, I am saying he can help. But, dont worry anymore. We will take your advise and pay off another time.

Ok, glad to know that one person doesn't have more money than my country...

[Daminy]

On another note, Daminy has just opened its first International Embassy in Ironcastle.

Also, terrorists have bombed a bit of the Banana Federation embassy in Daminy, calling for "Love it, or Leave it!"

[Banana Federation]

We have a message for the terrorists:

Go die in a burning hole while stepping on Lego.