Moneylania Internal Affairs (MT, IC, Closed)

[Daminy]

How about we gas their home point? Or go all out to take back a few towns?

[Banana Federation]

We were planning something like that. But we need a good enough gas. We are close to getting one.

[Daminy]

Good enough gas? Ask us! We have some of the best.

[Banana Federation]

No, as in one specifically designed for the task.

[Daminy]

Oh, we'll how about you suggestions?

[Banana Federation]

Well, as I said, the gas we are devoting will be done very soon. We will gas key locations and send in drones. We will follow up with tanks and infantry, being supported by aircraft. We will bombard their ships from a few kilometres away.

[Daminy]

That is a good tactic! We need to talk about our debt.

[Banana Federation]

Ok, you can only borrow so much from Scuro, they only have small reserves. You need to let private business handle it.

[Ironcastle]

Suddenly a neaby phone rings. Someone picks it up, and it is Ironcastles's Foreign Secretary.

"Hello? Does this work? Good. It was difficult to find you guys, but we finally managed to. I can hear you are discussing the rebels in the background. Well, our lab boys and girls have come up with a special virus, designed to take out the Banana Revolution's drones. It will render them inoperable, as it attacks the core CPU. At least that's what this guy next to me is saying. Hang on...yes. There is a downside however. Releasing this virus will also disable all of the Banana Federation's drones useless as well. We have an antivirus standing by, but it affects the revel drones as well. So, my plan is to use this virus, attack with regular troops, resecure the network, and then reactivate the drones. Also Daminy, get better security."

[Daminy]

I am sorry.... We want to keep our ways. We are not going Capitalist.

[Banana Federation]

Suddenly a neaby phone rings. Someone picks it up, and it is Ironcastles's Foreign Secretary.

"Hello? Does this work? Good. It was difficult to find you guys, but we finally managed to. I can hear you are discussing the rebels in the background. Well, our lab boys and girls have come up with a special virus, designed to take out the Banana Revolution's drones. It will render them inoperable, as it attacks the core CPU. At least that's what this guy next to me is saying. Hang on...yes. There is a downside however. Releasing this virus will also disable all of the Banana Federation's drones useless as well. We have an antivirus standing by, but it affects the revel drones as well. So, my plan is to use this virus, attack with regular troops, resecure the network, and then reactivate the drones. Also Daminy, get better security."

Wow, that coupled with the KO gas will completely cripple them. That is a good plan!

[Ironcastle]

Meanwhile...

Ironcastle, we surrender.... We admit to funding rebels, it was our fake prime minister, our old one held captive by Daminy, he secretly funds them! But, we surrender.... Replace out ministers, get a new Prime Minister, make Auxillary into a proper country!

Ironcastle accepts your surrender. Troops will be rolling into the capital in several hours. Tell all of your troops to stand down and prepare to be disarmed.

[Daminy]

We would like to propose a request to regain relations with Ironcastle, as the relations are tight

[Scuro]

Just a quick notice. We have recovered several Platácian era tall ships and added them to our museums.

[Ironcastle]

We would like to propose a request to regain relations with Ironcastle, as the relations are tight

Has Daminy forgotten that they attacked Ironcastle deliberately, without provocation?

[Daminy]

Yes, and we wish to appologise by giving you the U.O.S.C plans and my new Shotgun Sxhematics.

[Banana Federation]

Hey everyone! We just privatised our last public beach!

[Ironcastle]

Ironcastle troops have entered the capital of Auxillary, and are preparing to remove the government from the country, while a temporary replacement government is being flown in.

[Daminy]

The Damanian Government Commends the jobs and hard work on making Auxillary a great place, you will do a great job.

[Ironcastle]

As a gesture of good faith, Ironcastle will withdraw the troops headed for Daminy, and call this scuffle a 'border incident'.

[Banana Federation]

Good news! Our scientists have recently finished their work on the knock out gas. We are almost ready for the attack, just waiting on Ironcastle to get the virus ready.

[Ironcastle]

Good news! Our scientists have recently finished their work on the knock out gas. We are almost ready for the attack, just waiting on Ironcastle to get the virus ready.

It has been ready for the past few months.

However, more testing has revealed a number of other side effects. Most of them are minor, but but the biggest one is that the camera system in the Banana Federation will also be disabled for the duration of the virus. Imstead of an antivirus, a kill switch has been added the the original virus for a faster recovery time. But incase of emergencies, we still have the antivirus.

[Daminy]

Our troops are ready for depolyment.

[Banana Federation]

We will wait until nightfall for the attack, send the troops over to B.Fed and prepare for further orders.

[Ironcastle]

Ironcastle CAS has landed at Banana Federation airbases and is ready to launch at a a moment's notice. As well, one company of Ironcastle troops has arrived in the Banana Federation, in case the combined forces of the Banana Federation and Daminy cannot take the rebels.