Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 6:48 pm
Kela: I can't believe they forgot to give us the correct bloody time! I swear, if we don't make it there by the—oh wait, are we live now?
Averi: Hello there everyone watching! We're live!....sort of.
Kela: *Rolls eyes* Yes. It seems we somehow received the wrong times for our flight. Soooo instead of being live in Kishrael, we're still in Vampirum.
Averi: Not to mention the ridiculous time difference. So I had to literally pull myself out my coffin at 10am. 10AM?! We're VAMPIRES for blood sakes, it's sunny out right now and no one, I mean no one is out here. I envy all of you at home watching from the comfort of your darkness.
Kela: That means it'll be a while before we're live at WorldVision itself. So excuse our crappy car camera at the moment. BUT we do have a telly inside this very nice hovercar so we'll still able to give you our very juicy thoughts on the contestants.
Averi: Yep! If you don't know who we are, which you should. I'm the red eyed beauty known as Averi, and at my side is the ever devious and extreme lover of human boys; Kela.
Kela: Indeed. I do love those human boys. So full of life and blood. Sweet sweet blood.
Averi: Errr think we can get back to the millions of people watching us live?
Kela: Huh? Right. Also, we're coming at you live by the second courtesy of both Facebat and Bitter. Don't forget! Make sure to send us your thoughts and excitement about the show. You can do so by going on Bitter and hashtagging #WorldVision or #WV26. If you're lucky you might see your message on the side of our screen. Now on to the show...that we're watching on a small 16 inch screen of our car.
OPENING ACT:
Kela: Hmm....
Averi: Hmm? What does that mean?
Kela: Well, I didn't really like that opening.
Averi: What? Really? Why not? I thought it was pretty good myself. Not really a Vampirum tune...per say, but that's the point of WorldVision. To listen and learn about other cultures and walks of life.
Kela: And blah blah blah. Look, yeah, I'm going to be a bit biased about the opening act. I was kind of hoping we'd be able to host WV this edition.
Averi: *Laughs* Are you serious? You're really sore over that? Well I think it was a wonderful song and I think you need to pull your fangs out your butt and at least enjoy this television screen until we reach the airport.
Kela: Still. Don't blame me if I accidentally slip and eat a human.
Averi: Since it's obvious you aren't going to judge this song correctly it seems I'll have to. Like I said, I thought the song was great, it was a extra bonus seeing Anna Petravona again who, of course, was the winner in the last edition. Vampirum didn't do too bad either. 3rd was pretty high considering the 13th place we got during our début at WorldVision 24. But the real question is: Do you think we'll have what it takes to win this time around?
Kela: Well it's a known fact that vampires have never won WorldVision. Always going to the humans...makes you wonder if they're prejudice....
Averi: Or you know what! I just thought of something! It could be...that you're just a paranoid 185 year old lady who needs to shut up so we can watch the first contestant.
Kela: And who might that be? The Republic of WeHateVampires?
Averi: No. It's Communist Quinntopia.
Kela: *Sits up* Oh! I like them. Really adored their entry in WV25.
Communist Quinntopia performs
Averi: I really liked that. An amazing start, if you ask me.
Kela: Sounds like something I'd listen to in my coffin. And, as you know, I save only the best songs for my coffin. I'm pretty sure they'll do well though. Quinntopia never seems to disappoint.
Averi: It had such a cool and smooth melody. It wasn't boring nor all in your face either. Such a good song...there was a simplicity about it
that was beautiful in it's own way. The singing was on point too.
Kela: To vote for this song, unless you're deaf. Remember to dial 01 on your holophone. Or go to WorldVision's official page on either Facebat or Bitter and vote Quinntopia01.
Averi: How about you tell us who's next.
Kela: *Sighs* Fine whatever. Looks like we have Luziyca up next.
Luziyca performs
Kela: *Laughs hysterically*
Averi: What's going on with you?
Kela: *Still laughing* I thought that song was bad ass. At first I wasn't sure if I was still watching WorldVision or one of those weird infomercials about ass cream.
Averi: You don't actually think that was a good entry, do you?
Kela: Aww come on Avey, don't be a bloody prude! That song was awesome. Kiss my ass? That's brilliant! I don't know which part I liked better. The ass or the erection. I'm more of a bisexual person myself so I'll go with both.
Averi: Ladies and gentlemen, because of her extreme lack of music sense, I present to you the reason our society is going to hell. *Points to Kela*
Kela: Might I ask, will there be any ass kissing or erections in this hell?
Averi: *Shakes head* If you want to vote for the perverts—
Kela: She means these wonderful masters of music, please dial 02 on your holophone. Or go to WorldVision's official page on either Facebat or Bitter and vote Luziyca02. Next up we have Polkopia who I doubt will be as good as Luziyca.
Polkopia performs
Averi: I liked it. Very much.
Kela: Meh it was alright. Not as good as Luziyca's entry, but we all can't be music geniuses, you know?
Averi: No I'm afraid I don't know. Those of us who don't have brain damage actually saw that entry for what it was.
Kela: *Sarcastically* Ah, you mean the other prudes who need to get the sticks out the crevices of their buttocks my dear lady?
Averi: Kela I'm not going to argue with you over a ridiculous entry of all things. Anyway, I thought this was a very great song. But, like with Quinntopia, I never expect anything less from them. They always send strong entries and I know this will place pretty good. Will it win? We'll see, but I do appreciate the new style they tried to bring into the show. It had a jazzy upbeat feel to it that you don't see often.
Kela: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Averi: O.O Did...did you just fall asleep?
Kela: Zzzzzzzzzzz
Averi: *Shakes head* If you want to vote for Polkopia dial 03 on your holophone. Or go to WorldVision's official page on either Facebat or Bitter and vote Polkopia03. Next up we have the hosts themselves, Kishrael.
Kishrael performs
Averi: It was good but not my favourite at the moment. Still a great song though.
Kela: Zzzzzzzzzz
Averi: And...she's still sleep. Well what else to say? The singer had very great vocals too. High notes were hit right on the nail and I couldn't find anything wrong with the melody. I'm sure some Vampirians will give this amazing entry a few votes. For Kishrael dial 04 on your holophone. Or go to WorldVision's official page on either Facebat or Bitter and vote Kishrael04.
Kela: Zzzzzzzzz
Averi: Up next is Jarfriour.
Jarfriour performs
Reserved commentary
For Jarfriour dial 05 on your holophone. Or you can go to WorldVision's official page on either Facebat or Bitter and vote Jarfriour05. Now we have Alexandr Land.
Alexandr Land performs
Kela: A débutée. Lack of a melody will hurt them, I reckon.
Averi: What's this?! She's alive! And here I thought you were dead.
Kela: *Rolls eyes* I am dead. So are you, the driver, and pretty much everyone watching this. Did you forget the fact that we're vampires?
Averi: Well I thought you were un-undead then.
Kela: So you're not only a prude but you are rubbish at joking too. Single men watching out there, she's single. And you don't even have to wonder why.
Averi: *Sighs* The song Kela, what did you think about the song?
Kela: I told you already. They lacked a melody, one of the most important things in my opinion. Unless you're the biggest lyricist ever seen it's going to put you at a disadvantage. I did like the lyrics though. It had a certain gloomy feeling that you just have to appreciate. But then again I am a schadenfreude along with being a bisexual. Just add it to my list of many...err...talents.
Averi: This commentary was so much easier when your mouth was incapable of moving. If you're a fan of this song you can vote for Alexandr Land by dialing 06 on your holophone. Or you can go to WorldVision's official page on either Facebat or Bitter and vote Alexandr Land06.
Kela: Well folks we're going on a little break. We've finally reached the airport, so hopefully the next time you see us we'll actually be live at WorldVision. Remember to stay tuned for more commentary and for Vampirum's performance!