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by Post War America » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:48 am
Gravlen wrote:The famous Bowling Green Massacre is yesterday's news. Today it's all about the Cricket Blue Carnage. Tomorrow it'll be about the Curling Yellow Annihilation.
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by Post War America » Wed Jul 24, 2013 3:32 pm
Gravlen wrote:The famous Bowling Green Massacre is yesterday's news. Today it's all about the Cricket Blue Carnage. Tomorrow it'll be about the Curling Yellow Annihilation.
by Riemaia » Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:05 pm
The Gadelican Gazette
Rated the Worst Newspaper in Riemaia!
59th Day of the Golden Goddess, 1645
The Spread of the Nuclear Terror!
Riemaian Government claims it will be dealt with accordingly
by Amaran Loyus
CARMINA GADELICA, Riemaia: Quite recently, it has came to the regions attention by an unnamed newspaper within the region fo Mystria that the nation of Carceno, which is located near the center of the central Myst contenent, has begon its first steps towards the production of nuclear weapons, obviously in an attempt to terrorise and destabilize the area it resides in on its continent. Although all information on the matter is generally scarce, it has been taken unger good authority that the acts that set the motion in place were voted on and barely accepted by a group of individuals claiming to be the Parliament of Carceno, which have yet to be recognized as either being legitimate or illegitimate in their lands by the governments of the Grand Hylian Empire and other Hylian states within Mystria.
In an effort to find even a sliver of reasoning of why a small country such as Carceno that in a cursory examination has little to no reasoning for the need to even have nuclear weapons, regardless of their claims to need them to defend themselves against mega-beasts from the scarfell valley, we were able to get an interview with Kerman Pothlen, who has a Doctorates in Nuclear Physics from the Imperial Hylian Institute of Nuclear Sciences and a Doctorates in Geopolitical Sciences from the Carmina Institute of Science.
Although the Carceno-whatsits think that the proliferation of nuclear weapons will help them in the defense of their ganonwaste of lands, my colleagues and I have been studying the geopolitical implications of having nuclear weapons since the forefront of their creation many decades ago. From what we have been able to tell so far, it is quite likely that like in many other nations, the need for nuclear weapons rise from quite genuine concerns, but quickly brood into frankly baseless wants and desires to be able to wipe their neighbors from off of the world. Take for example the countries of Crystal Spires and Cantalvia, two neighboring countries of Carceno; One of them we know for a fact has nuclear weapons, and also claim the need of them for self defense from the hunams that feed on the weak, such an example of the need for such weapons is the Spirean-Nefreedian war of the very recent past, where nuclear weapons were used on Spirean soil, and also led to the nuclear civil war on the majority of the Nefreedian homelands.
Carceno, by its own actions, can dramatically increase the regions tensions to a breaking point, which the simulations have shown can and more than likely will lead to some sort of military intervention in the near future, the size of the intervention on the other hand depends on the quality of diplomacy that ensues within the next coming weeks.
Next Parliamentary Session Topics Released
The 163rd Session under Our Grand Hylian Majesty planned for the 1st of Twilight
CARMINA GADELICA, Riemaia: In the most recent press release sent out be the Secretary of Parliamentary Affairs, we have finally been able to confirm the list of topics and bills that will be discussed and voted on in the 1st to 5th days of Twilight session. The main topics on the agenda that have been on television since the early days of the month of Skysong includes the proposed Bill on Racial Benefits, which defines the age that non-Hylians should be before they can recieve benefits, namely the age of 61 for Hunams and Beastlings, instead of being regulated under the Hylian age of 225. Secondly up for vote is a bill that if accepted, will lower the minimum age to be tried as an adult in Riemaian courts along with the minimum age to purchase alcohol legally from 24 to 17, which under a recent poll done by the Carmina Reader has been deemed to be fairly unpopular.
Other bills and topics that will be voted on and discussed are as followed (in order of discussion):Proposal #524-B: National Police Hiring Standards Amendmant
Proposal #561-A: Repealing of the Comprehensive Espionage Penal Act of 1588
Proposal #415-G: Investigation of Corporate Espionage
Proposal #585-A: Nuclear Regulatory Standards Amendment
Proposal #563-B: Investigation of Magical Corruption in Rue Rom
Budgetary Proposal Review for the Fiscal Year of 1646
Review of the Findings of the Investigation of Imperial Corruption
Proposal #601-A: Increase in Earmarked International Monetary and Military Assistance
Proposal #594-H: Repealing of the Imperial Death Penalty Ban
by Post War America » Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:51 pm
Gravlen wrote:The famous Bowling Green Massacre is yesterday's news. Today it's all about the Cricket Blue Carnage. Tomorrow it'll be about the Curling Yellow Annihilation.
by Post War America » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:14 pm
Gravlen wrote:The famous Bowling Green Massacre is yesterday's news. Today it's all about the Cricket Blue Carnage. Tomorrow it'll be about the Curling Yellow Annihilation.
by Allanea » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:46 pm
by Menelmacar » Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:18 pm
Written at Vinyatírion the Eternal, Menelmacar, this 17th day of Hrívë in the 105th year of the 222nd long-year of Menelmacar, by the hand of Lady Serindë nos Eärendil, Prefect of Trade, Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar, to All Concerned, greetings;
It is with considerable dismay that we learn of the brash and, frankly, illogical actions taken by the United States of Allanea with regards to the C'tani credit, in response to well-publicized policies that have been in place for, indeed, longer than the Allanean alliance with the Great Civilization itself.
The Menelmacari Prefecture of Trade hereby reaffirms with all wholeheartedness our continued confidence and partnership with the Great Civilization of the C'tan, and in the C'tani currency, which has historically traded in similar ranges and values as our own, in which the Allanean government continues to denominate its own accounting. Furthermore we are entirely confident in the C'tani economy, which, also like our own, is vast, diverse, and vibrant beyond mortal comprehension.
We deplore and protest the Allanean action invalidating the use of C'tani credits in the Allanean economy, and in so doing, effectively zeroing out the livelihoods of millions of innocent people in both nations who derive incomes from trade. It is these people, not the C'tani government -- which can easily take care of itself, thank you -- that this act will harm, and we urge the United States of Allanea to reconsider. Of course, there are millions of Menelmacari entrepreneurs willing to take up the Allanean slack in trade with our C'tani friends and allies -- and likely many millions of Allaneans with the sense to engage in civil disobedience of this unjust law, especially for the considerable benefits available in doing so.
In this matter, the Menelmacari Prefecture of Trade, and indeed the Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar, stands shoulder to shoulder with our C'tani counterparts in the Great Civilization, and it is our hope that this petty dispute may pass swiftly, with full resolution.
May no Shadow fall upon your lands,
Lady Serindë nos Eärendil
Menelmacari Prefect of Trade
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by The Ctan » Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:48 am
Some may wonder why it is that the Economic Fraud Limitation Act of b128e – a law that dates back to the time when Alexander Kazansky was by modern standards, a slaver, that is to say, when he actively defended slaver nations such as Chronosia and Skeelzania – is applied to certain Allanean products and services, and in what way this is different from Allanea’s centuries-late reprisal.
In a fabricator-integrated economy, unattributed gold and other precious metals (and indeed, items such as handcrafted furniture and even things as mundane as nails and beer) has almost no value unless it can be proved not to have been fabricated. I have on my desk a button I can push and say ‘gold brick’ and it will produce a gold brick. Passing such items as ‘authentic’ is a serious crime, and carries penalties roughly equivalent to fraud or forgery. One might say that Allanean gold, mined conventionally, should be considered separately and it is. However, Allanean gold, because of attribution, is a separate commodity from C’tani Gold, or Menelmacari Gold, or Iesian Gold for that matter. Allanean gold is so abundant that it could be used to pave the streets of Kaurav city an inch deep and there would be enough spare to plate a few Great Ships. It is so abundant that Allanea’s leaders do not know how much there is, and can only provide lower limits to that number. Allanean gold, acquired through fraud and pillage, is without value. This is not a government policy per se – only misrepresenting it as say, Freestian Gold is criminal – but a fact derived from the fact that our merchants have access to accurate data on the abundance of Allanean gold, they find it difficult to shift Allanean gold, while they find endless buyers for rarer vintages.
Why, you might say, is Allanean gold mined out of Allanean colonies in traditional methods not considered separately? This morning I called Martin Charlton, of the Trades’ Council for precious metals, to put this question to him. The answer was much as I expected: “The history of Allanea as a state actor committing mass fraud, to the extent of defrauding cultures of their homeworlds, and lionizing smugglers as popular heroes, means that we cannot have any confidence that any authentication system used by Allanea will not be subject to endemic corruption and abuse, with or without the active support of the government, therefore Allanean precious metals and similar wealth reserves are accounted for as one product, as once within the borders of Allanea, little certitude about origins can be obtained.” If, naturally, the Allaneans can convince the guardians of that industry to divide their categories, that is no business of government, but at the current time, Allanean gold is considered one commodity. This does not make it illegal to sell or buy in the Great Civilization, and if someone wishes to pay thousands of credits for it, they may, provided they are made aware of its origins; in the same way as one can if one wishes, pay a thousand credits for a biscuit, naturally however, both business and personal finance classes given to our children warn against throwing one’s money away in this manner. However, representing the biscuit as the sacred biscuit of Athamarivash the Great is criminal, (unless it actually is), as is misrepresenting Allanean gold as any other type of gold; one may sell it as ‘gold’ of course, but that is a category into which fabricator-manufactured gold also falls, and if a C’tani resident wants to part with good money for ‘gold’ when they can actually make it at a public fabricator, let alone at home, then they are fools who deserve to be poorer.
The refusal of Allanea to maintain a credible national currency has the effect of obfuscating the fact that the amount of money, at the values of international norms, within its economy, far exceeds the combined value of that economy. By refusing to maintain an ‘Allanean Dollar’ on ideological grounds, the Allanean Government allows its agencies and governments to pass international currencies (universal standard dollars, etc) at their apparent face value, while bilking trading partners with monies gained from enterprises that strip money from other economies, for example High Treefolk, without an actual corresponding exchange of goods or services. Fundamentally the growth of Allanean currency reserves (hereafter referred to as ‘the scampiles’) via deception and fraud is functionally the same as money-printing, however, without a free floating currency of its own, Allaneans are able to conceal the inflationary effects this would have, in as much as most trading partners cannot identify the reduction in value of these funds, as they are not ‘Allanean’ and most international traders use the ‘money wired’ model of casual monetary transfer. However, the systems built into most credit chips and banks are aware of the actual superabundance of these currencies within the Allanean domain, generally provide accurate real-value conversion to the Credit, which is, again to say, the Allaneans lost count after the fourth quadrillion they had in their vaults, and such conversions are known. We had assumed that the popularity of the Menelmacari credit in Allanea was likewise because it is a digital currency that integrates protection against such inflationary effects into its makeup.
It is the use of such funds for fraud, and their build-up from fraud, that makes them essentially different from say, Menelmacari Sovereign Wealth funds. Sirithil nos Fëanor would be taken out and thrown off a mountain by her own people if she tried to acquire those funds as a personal pocket money supply, and used it to buy endless yachts, as it is not fundamentally hers (Though FHG funds to a large degree are, they are not comparable) and is held by the government, not the person of its leader, in fiduciary trust, subject to sensible financial standards. For this reason, in addition to the Menelmacari’s unbroken history of acting as honest brokers, rather than encouraging international fraud, gives a much higher degree of confidence in the value of Menelmacari assets.
Likewise, the third and major part of the Allanean funds consists of stock and investments globally, this does in fact retain value in the C’tani market, to a substantial degree, because it is tied into actual production of goods, however, given the illegal provenance of much of the original investment, they are rated essentially as junk bonds – which is not to say they have no value, but they are considered highly likely to be linked to harmful fraud or otherwise toxic, and are typically rated by credit rating agencies such as Khansu, Manthari and Duvarth as highly speculative.
This has been the situation for a substantial period of time, and it grieves us that it has not been previously understood by our Allanean friends. Nonetheless, we have hereby issued new travel advisories to persons going to Allanea regarding the local currency situation, and furthermore, in consultation with the Senatorial Permanent Committee for Legislation and Management, I am now able to issue notification that the Great Civilization is no longer a member of the ‘Greater Prussian Empire’ Alliance, effective immediately, and we will be recalling all personnel from it, and issuing notice to depart within the next twelve days to all of its officials currently employed within our borders, including the territory formerly known as High Treefolk.Aldaconcion Helkëfëa nos Harmendil
Chair of the Senior Directorate of Economic Affairs
by Allanea » Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:55 am
by Allanea » Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:15 am
by Menelmacar » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:26 pm
Written at Vinyatírion the Eternal, Menelmacar, this 26th day of Hrívë in the 105th year of the 222nd long-year of Menelmacar, by the hand of Lady Sirithil nos Fëanor, Elentári, Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar, to all concerned, in particular Alexander Kazansky, President, United States of Allanea, greetings;
After considerable deliberation, the Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar hereby announces its withdrawal from the alliance commonly known as the Greater Prussian Empire (GPE), effective 42 Hrívë 31929 (January 1). Our reasons for this decision are myriad; chief among these are that the GPE's functions and benefits are duplicated by the older, and senior, VERITAS treaty, and that the unique circumstances necessitating our original joining of the GPE are no longer a factor. As a gesture of good faith, we are also returning all funding from the GPE Emergency Fund acquired by Menelmacar via this treaty.
We stress to our good friends in Allanea that this does not in any way constitute a downgrading of our relations, and that all other arrangements, particularly VERITAS, Allanea's 'elf-friend' trade status, and all bilateral agreements, remain in place.
May no Shadow fall upon Allanea, or the lands of Greater Prussia,
Lady Sirithil nos Fëanor
Elentári of Menelmacar
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by Allanea » Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:06 pm
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