Screw Realism! (RP Group, Open)

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

That Nazi Troll is fucking hilarious, but I don't understand how anyone can take him seriously. :|

[Horizont]

That Nazi Troll is fucking hilarious, but I don't understand how anyone can take him seriously. :|

I am not one hundred percent sure that is he a troll.

I do hope that he is though.

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

That Nazi Troll is fucking hilarious, but I don't understand how anyone can take him seriously. :|

I am not one hundred percent sure that is he a troll.

I do hope that he is though.

There is no way someone is that.....:Looks at Tea Party:

Okay...he is a more open and slightly harsher example of Human weight :|

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

So, should I start the Deadliest Warrior RP today?

[Zeinbrad]

So, should I start the Deadliest Warrior RP today?

Yes. *Jedi Mind trick*

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

So, should I start the Deadliest Warrior RP today?

Yes. *Jedi Mind trick*

"Your mind tricks are but futile Jedi"

:Uses Constraint Field to turn Jedi's brain off:

Anyways sure Zein, I will later after I do some games

[Zeinbrad]

Yes. *Jedi Mind trick*

"Your mind tricks are but futile Jedi"

:Uses Constraint Field to turn Jedi's brain off:

Anyways sure Zein, I will later after I do some games

You want to be the main character in a Gaiaverse RP I'm working on?

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

"Your mind tricks are but futile Jedi"

:Uses Constraint Field to turn Jedi's brain off:

Anyways sure Zein, I will later after I do some games

You want to be the main character in a Gaiaverse RP I'm working on?

Maybe :|

Zein, you make me feel fuzzy sometimes

[The Star Corporation]

That Nazi Troll is fucking hilarious, but I don't understand how anyone can take him seriously. :|

I love Nazi Trolls!

Well, I love to watch fire works.

Link please.

((Yes, I am stalking you on the forum, but it's for good reasons!))

[Zeinbrad]

You want to be the main character in a Gaiaverse RP I'm working on?

Maybe :|

Zein, you make me feel fuzzy sometimes

I need someone I can trust.

[The Star Corporation]

Zeinbraaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, why do you never make me feel fuzzy?

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

Maybe :|

Zein, you make me feel fuzzy sometimes

I need someone I can trust.

Oh Zeiny!

:Glompz:

That Nazi Troll is fucking hilarious, but I don't understand how anyone can take him seriously. :|

I love Nazi Trolls!

Well, I love to watch fire works.

Link please.

((Yes, I am stalking you on the forum, but it's for good reasons!))

I'm not sure if I should be aroused or concerned :|

[Zeinbrad]

I need someone I can trust.

Oh Zeiny!

:Glompz:

I love Nazi Trolls!

Well, I love to watch fire works.

Link please.

((Yes, I am stalking you on the forum, but it's for good reasons!))

I'm not sure if I should be aroused or concerned :|

Both.

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

Oh Zeiny!

:Glompz:



I'm not sure if I should be aroused or concerned :|

Both.

Respond to mah Glomping

[Zeinbrad]

I am currently researching how to save Wrex in Virimire, I refuse to have him die.

I just found the answer....his Family armor.

*Dons armor and goes on a epic quest to find Wrex's family armor*

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

Hm, I am not sure if I want to do my Deadliest Warrior RP yet, or try something else that is smaller :|

[New Frenco Empire]

Hm, I am not sure if I want to do my Deadliest Warrior RP yet, or try something else that is smaller :|

This deadliest warrior thing is about NS soldiers, right?

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

Hm, I am not sure if I want to do my Deadliest Warrior RP yet, or try something else that is smaller :|

This deadliest warrior thing is about NS soldiers, right?

Yes, but I also feel like trying something else out, a direct RP of sorts.

The issue is I don't want to over encumber myself.

[Zeinbrad]

This deadliest warrior thing is about NS soldiers, right?

Yes, but I also feel like trying something else out, a direct RP of sorts.

The issue is I don't want to over encumber myself.

Trust me it isn't that bad.

It's that bad.

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

Yes, but I also feel like trying something else out, a direct RP of sorts.

The issue is I don't want to over encumber myself.

Trust me it isn't that bad.

It's that bad.

[Zeinbrad]

Trust me it isn't that bad.

It's that bad.

Also, what do you think of this?

Nations:
The Empire of Gaia-The main human nation, the Empire of Gaia is a federal republic, with sectors acting as their own governments while the central government handles foreign issues. The Empire is ruled by a President, who is in power for two terms and is keep in check by both the military and other government branches. The Empire is the 3rd largest, next to the Thresians and Ragon Empires. The empire is known for its “Peaceful but powerful” doctrine, which states that every able body male but at least have military training and own a weapon, a slug-thrower is minimum, these males must serve in the Colonial Militia during wartime, or if they want too, the Marines. The Empire also has the most powerful titans, 5-10 km long warships armed with the best weapons and crew that the empire has, the Titan has replaced the Dreadnought as the most powerful warship in the Empires navy, and there is about three of them. The Empire’s military, the Gaia Defense Force, is a proud part of the empire, and has saved the Empire from threats, both foreign and domestic many times. The GDF (Gaia Defense Force) is separate into four branches, Navy, Marine, Colonial Militia and Specters, the Specters are the supersoldiers in the human military, and are made up of the best of the best in the GDF across all branches (Including the Office of Intelligence sometimes). The foreign and domestic intelligence agency is the Office of intelligence, who are characterized as emotionless government spooks, who do not care for life, this is actually mostly true, as when a OI agent is recruited, they are brain washed into being loyal to the Empire and only the Empire. The GDF is known to hire mercenaries to help them, such as the famed Blackwatch and other famous (Or Infamous) mercenary organizations, on that note, the Order of The Merciful Hand(Sometimes just goes by The Merciful Hand) has been fighting with the Empire in court to not be listed as a mercenary group.

One of the most prestigious parts of the Empires government is the Council, the lawmaking body, that also decides on matters too important and pressing for one person, the President to decide alone. The Council is made up the most well known and most importantly, smartest politicians. The Councilmen or women are often in their 50’s to 70’s and wear traditional robes based off the robes of the Sydious (Roman) senate in antiquity. The Empire is known to have fascist tendencies and sometimes can be very imperialist, trying to gain an edge against the Ragon Empire, like the Ragon empire, Gaia is on the hunt for Precursor artifacts.

The empire is often attacked by Selouians, mostly just rogue military units, though sometimes it is an act of war from the Selouian Hegemony. The Hegemony’s and Gaian’s relationship is almost as fragile as the Ragon Empire, due to the Hegemony losing pretty much everything in the First Contact war , such as the rich slag deposits in the Orion galactic arm. Talks to make relations better have gotten nowhere.

The Empire of Gaia currently denies the Heretic existence, saying the recent resurgence of terrorist attacks, mass graves and genocide as another rebellion about to happen.

The Ragon Empire.
The Ragon Empire is a dystopia, simply put, where oppression is just a part of everyday life for a typical life and their slaves. The Empire is a one-party state with the Goth Dynasty calling the shots on everything, such as laws, declaring wars and foreign relations. While the Warmaster controls the military, though he is actually brainwashed to agree with everything the Emperor says, even if it requires the death of thousands. The Ragon main pride is their military, which only Ragon can join, and is considered the top dog in terms of military might. All Ragon, besides the disabled can join the military, and most do, especially the sons and daughters of the nobility. The military still uses melee troops, which are surprisingly effective, but pilots are quite lacking, expect ones coming from the two families that design and manufacture the Empires aircraft, and sons and daughters join the air force to hone their skills. There are also families for naval and ground vehicles, and their sons and daughters are often the best in the military, through there is no family for tactics. The military is split into Ground forces (RGF) Naval Forces (RNF) Juskar (Special Forces) and Charions, the super soldiers of the Ragon. The air force is a part of the Naval Forces. The current emperor of the Ragon empire is Lugoth, a member of the Goth Dynasty, and warmaster is Loasua.

A note on Ragon names, the first three letters in their name is their first name, with the last letters in their name being their last, for example Loa equals First name, and Sua equals last, creating Loasua. Ragon also often have titles next to their names, such as Kasua the berserker or Loasua the magnificent.

The slaves of the Empire are either bought or born into it. They are not treated well at all, and live in poor living conditions. Really poor living conditions, but most slaves die to the rifle then natural causes, such as starvation or infection. Due to most Ragon being brainwashed with propaganda at birth. The Ragon view the Slaves as nothing but workers, insects to be killed when out of line.

The Ragon are also a warrior culture, and have centuries of practice at total war, Illgoth, the first Ragon Emperor, used this to forge the Ragon Empire. The Ragon view war as a necessary evil, something needed to keep people in line, but also improve your nation as you see fit. Rebellions are quite common in the Empire, and the Empire is very strife ridden. This is the reason they are in a century-long civil war, along with the Goth dynasty not willing to give up.
The Ragon Empire is far too busy dealing with the civil war then worrying about the Heretics.

The Yisuta Shogunante.
The government of the Yisuta, the peaceful bear like race of the galaxy. The Shogunate is ruled by all clans, each clan taking turns to rule the Shogunate, and each clan is basically its own country, with its own foreign policy, trade partners and military. The Shogunate though is united by one thing, their religion. The Yisuta believe in the Four Goddesses, who made natures peace, the natural cycle of the world, The Yisuta believe that hunting and killing animals is a part of this cycle, and one of the many goals that the Four Goddesses put on Mortals. The Yisuta home is often elegant, with breath taking architecture and entrainment. Yisuta food is also elegant and mouthwatering in appearance, and most Yisuta still follow the traditional ways of cooking.
The Yisuta worlds left their homeworld for it being a death world, with the smallest insets being able to kill a full grown human in a matter of seconds. This made them superstitious to nature, and the Yisuta never wandered alone into the jungle like forest of their homeworld.

The Yisuta military uses power armor the most, with most of their soldiers being equipped in power armor, through it does not boast increased strength, as the Yisuta are already supernaturally strong, but instead increases the survival, speed and reaction time of the wearer. This makes the Yisuta military one of the best in the galaxy, but there military is not standardized, due to the clans having different strategies and approaches to war. But most clans take a defensive approach to war, and the Yisuta have not been on the offensive military wise since 2455.

The Yisuta are considered the most peaceful and wise race in the galaxy, though they humbly deny this. They do not see the true threat the heretics are, and think they will just blow over in the next couple of years.

The Thresian Empire.

The Thresian Empire is the government of the Threisan people, authoritarian but more lax on issues then the Ragon Empire. The Thresian Empire is ruled both by an Emperor and Senate, through there have been numerous times where the Emperor has tried to turn into a tyrant. All have been brought down by the Imperial Guard, but some have turned into short civil wars, the most recent in 2872, when Emperor La’sha tried to become a tyrant. The Thresian Empire has a lack of living space in their cities, due to inefficient city planning, and horrendous traffic is an everyday aspect of a Thresian life. The Empire’s military often hire mercenaries of any race and morality to help them in their conquest.

[New Frenco Empire]

This deadliest warrior thing is about NS soldiers, right?

Yes, but I also feel like trying something else out, a direct RP of sorts.

The issue is I don't want to over encumber myself.

I Co-OPed one of those not too long ago. It died, but only because of OP inactivity. The interest was definitely there. If you want, you can use the basic layout.

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[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

You already sent me that :|

[Zeinbrad]

You already sent me that :|

I sent you one with only the humans, this has no information.

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

You already sent me that :|

I sent you one with only the humans, this has no information.

No no, you sent me that...