Uldartre academy (IC, Semi-open)

[New Cinoth]

Lucis nodded, "Alright let's get down there." He followed behind her, keeping a careful eye out for Mr. Higgins should she try to appear without warning. "I want to see if they have some certain foods from New Cinoth. They should because it's a hometown favorite." Lucis stared at Camelia's back, What a funny person she is..... I can't wait to see how things go during the test. "Alright Jose, they have a weird singing machine that you order into down there. Just find you language and press it and it should speak it."

[Sauritican]

Lucis nodded, "Alright let's get down there." He followed behind her, keeping a careful eye out for Mr. Higgins should she try to appear without warning. "I want to see if they have some certain foods from New Cinoth. They should because it's a hometown favorite." Lucis stared at Camelia's back, What a funny person she is..... I can't wait to see how things go during the test. "Alright Jose, they have a weird singing machine that you order into down there. Just find you language and press it and it should speak it."

"IF SO, I THINK I'LL TEST MY KNOWLEDGE OF THE RUSSIAN ALPHABET." JOSE SAYS

[Vakolic]

"They had that sort of thing at my last school," Camelia said. "I think it'll probably have a wider range though, this place gets way more funding.

Spotting the stream of people, she entered the towering dining hall, and walked to where she saw all 4 tour guides, Jairawn and Mai sitting at a table.
She pulled out a chair and seated herself.

Bearing down on the machine, she pressed a button, until it using the aweful Vakolicci 'tonal' language.
She pressed a few more buttons and out came the unpleasant, but comforting, guttural tones of the Celerian language.

She ordered a large cooked breakfast, but replaced the baked beans with meat balls.
She sat back and waited for her odd breakfast to arrive.

[Sauritican]

JOSE ALSO SITS DOWN, AND SELECTS THE RUSSIAN LANGUAGE, HE TRIES TO SEE IF Pelmeni IS ON THE MENU

[Senkaku]

Mai looks at something on her phone, and cheers up visibly. She shows Jairawn and he rolls his eyes, chuckling. "Vengeful bitch, aren't you?"
She raises an eyebrow, smiling, but says nothing.

[New Cinoth]

Lucis chuckled ,"And now let's see if they have what I want." He selected English and began scrolling through the list. "Here it is! Under the category of food from The Silver Isles." He sighed, "I'm glad they had something like gu'aliat. It's quite an interesting treat. Perhaps one of you would like to try it?"

When the food arrived Lucis chuckled as he prodded the bowl that the food, if it could be called that, sat in. The gu'aliat looked like a semi-solid mush that had a variety of blacks, reds, and browns in it. It looked like some sort of pudding with chunks of meat sticking out of it. A rib jutted proudly from the center. The smell was akin to a body left in a swamp after a fire. "And there it is. The greatest food know to man! Anyone want to try some? It's quite tasty."

OOC:It has a mildly tangy flavor, and is somewhat crunchy on certain parts and a pudding-like texture.

[Sauritican]

"NO THANK YOU, LUCIS" JOSE SAYS, ON THE MENU HE PICKS PELMENI, WHEN IT ARRIVES IT LOOKS LIKE THIS "I WAS NEVER ABLE TO GET THIS, TOO MUCH GREAT FOOD, I NEED TO HAVE YOU GUYS TRY IGUANODON STEAK, IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN BEEF STEAK."

[Elipida]

Jason sat by the group, resting the two breakfast trays before him. Amyka followed closely behind, grabbing one of them before sitting down. Both had a stack of banana-nut pancakes topped off with a small block of butter and banana slices and covered in glutinous 'imported' maple syrup. If it was actually imported was beyond Jason's ability to tell.

He looked at Cinoth. "After what you made me try last time? I don't know about you but that last one wasn't all too healthy for humans, normal ones at least"

[New Cinoth]

He looked at Cinoth.

OOC: I was unaware that Jason could see entire countries.

"But it's delicious and full of vitamins and proteins and other good stuff. I promise it won't kill you. Even children eat it, are you saying your stomach can't handle what children eat?" He chuckled, "And it's all natural, seriously it's some of the greatest food you'll ever eat." He shook his head, "You guys need to expand your horizons....."

[Vakolic]

"My nose can't handle it," Camelia said. "I don't know if my stomach can, but my nose can't. As the nose and tongue are linked, I'd imagine that my tongue would also find it rather unpleasant."

[Sauritican]

"YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO." JOSE SAYS, HE'S ABOUT A QUARTER FINISHED WITH HIS PELMENI

[New Cinoth]

"It has a tangy taste, somewhat like peanut sauce, if you've ever had that." He picked up a fork, "It is actually quite delicious. I'm certain you guys would love it if you tied it. The only reason it smells like that is because of the different ingredients and spices. The smell is a little intense but the taste is definitely worth the smell." Lucis took a mouthful of the gu'aliat. He chewed thoughtfully, "It's a little more chewy and the texture is a bit softer but otherwise it tastes just about the same." Lucis looked over at Jose, "But I bet if you tasted it, you'd agree with me."

[Sauritican]

"It has a tangy taste, somewhat like peanut sauce, if you've ever had that." He picked up a fork, "It is actually quite delicious. I'm certain you guys would love it if you tied it. The only reason it smells like that is because of the different ingredients and spices. The smell is a little intense but the taste is definitely worth the smell." Lucis took a mouthful of the gu'aliat. He chewed thoughtfully, "It's a little more chewy and the texture is a bit softer but otherwise it tastes just about the same." Lucis looked over at Jose, "But I bet if you tasted it, you'd agree with me."

"AH FINE, BY THE METEOR, IF I DIE, SOMEONE WILL THROW YOU INTO A PIT OF PRISONER RAPTORS."

[Wyztrkstan]

Ariela had woken up first...rather early at that. The sun wasn't even fully up yet when she woke. She had the rather terrible disablity of always waking up at insane times, as Tito put it one time. But no matter.

She stood at the foot of the bed she and Tito slept on last night. She was wearing a simple light bule tank top and some jeans. None had noticed that she wasn't given a room yet, so Tito managed to convince her to take advantage of this little issue.

Leon was on the other bed, also asleep. Tito had woken him up from his little mini-coma by throwing the poor boy in an ice bath...he could of drowned in there if he had never jolted his head up. With the amount of force he was thrown in and the way he threw his head up, she's surprised he wasn't dead yet.

Ariela took a deep breath. "WAKE THE FUCK UP BOYS, WE'RE LATE." She screamed, directly into Tito's ear. The asshole looked like he would ignore her if she didn't. Although, half the region could probably hear her...

Tito woke up with a jolt. "ARI WHAT THE FUCK GIRL?" He yelled back. Leon however, immediatly popped his head up, eyes wide.

"Get up and take a shower. You stink."

With a grimmace, the boys got up. After a short while, they were all heading down to the dining hall, Tito wearing a gray button up shirt tucked into some jeans, and Leon wearing a green t-shirt and some gray sweatpants.

[New Cinoth]

"It's often called the trapper's meal, it's not a direct translation." Lucis chuckled, "Alright Jose! Here you go." He pushed a bit of the stuff onto Jose's plate. "Trust me you won't regret it." Lucis took another bite of the gu'aliat. Lucis looked over the lunchroom, "There's Tito's party. Hey, do you guys want to try some of this?"

[Sauritican]

"It's often called the trapper's meal, it's not a direct translation." Lucis chuckled, "Alright Jose! Here you go." He pushed a bit of the stuff onto Jose's plate. "Trust me you won't regret it." Lucis took another bite of the gu'aliat. Lucis looked over the lunchroom, "There's Tito's party. Hey, do you guys want to try some of this?"

"I'm serious, Lucis." Jose says before he tries the darned food, "Пусть Бог поможет мне"

(Пусть Бог поможет мне=may god help me)

[New Cinoth]

Lucis nodded, "See? It's not that bad. And you'd never believe what it is made out of! It is the most common kind of food we have, although there are countless variations. Some are sweet, some salty, some are spicy, and others are tangy." Lucis took another bite and there was a muffled crack. "See even the bones have been softened so they can be used in the gu'aliat. It is the food that includes just about everything. Seriously you can put anything into this stuff."

[Sauritican]

"Just tell me what the meteor this is made of." Jose says, he kinda enjoys it, he's eaten really fresh Iguanodon before, right from the carcass, so for now it doesn't bother him.

[New Cinoth]

"Well, let's see. There's meat, aged meat, mushrooms, mold, insects, human flesh, spices of all sorts, organs, berried, fruits, vegetables, and various other things. I once ate one with some ground concrete mixed in." He grinned, "Hmm, I'd say this one has more meat than mushrooms but that's okay. It also has quite a bit of nuts and berries mixed in. Isn't it great? It's called a trapper's meal because they mix in anything they caught and whatever they could find. It's an old favorite food of just about everyone."

[Orthella]

A familiar face appears at the breakfast table. Tara's still wearing the oversized, worn out military jacket, her black hair is scruffy as usual, the black eye has faded away, but she now seems to be recovering from a broken nose. Luke, the giant wolfdog follows her, loyal as ever. "Hey." she mutters.

[Vakolic]

"Oh I'll give it a try," Camelia said. "Since neither of you have split in 2 or turned green yet."

Blacksen looked at the new arrival and sighed. "Where did you go off to?" he asked. "I must admit. If I said we were looking for you everywhere...I'd be talking to a school administrater."

[Sauritican]

"Well, let's see. There's meat, aged meat, mushrooms, mold, insects, human flesh, spices of all sorts, organs, berried, fruits, vegetables, and various other things. I once ate one with some ground concrete mixed in." He grinned, "Hmm, I'd say this one has more meat than mushrooms but that's okay. It also has quite a bit of nuts and berries mixed in. Isn't it great? It's called a trapper's meal because they mix in anything they caught and whatever they could find. It's an old favorite food of just about everyone."

"As long as there's no human flesh in this one, I'm ok with it." Jose says, looking surprised with the mention of human flesh

[Orthella]

"I planned on leaving. This country doesn't suit me. Slavery and what not." She distributed the food in front of her between herself and her dog. "Turns out it's hard to get to places without money."

[Wyztrkstan]

"Oh...look who's back..." Tito muttered, sarcastically. "No thanks, Lucis, I think we-"

At that very moment, Leon had taken a spoon full of the strange gloop, face completely straight the whole time.

Ariela made a slightly disgusted face. "Um...ew..."

Tito opened his mouth to speak again, but nothing came out. "U-um..." He stared at Leon for a moment, before tugging on his leash. He had gotten a new one to replace the one that had broken. "Come on, let's go get breakfast...that shit better not be poisonous or some shit.." He muttered, while leading his min-group to the machines.

[Vakolic]

Blacksen laughed.
"The gvh surely suits everyone," he said. "Providing you're libertarian, capitalist, and rather greedy. Everyone basicly."