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New Cinoth
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Postby New Cinoth » Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:01 pm

Lucis sighed, "Well, I'm glad I won't feel the heat. I certainly don't want to walk around nude for a ll the world to see." He shook his head, "Tito...... I;m certain we can make people stop if we asked them really nicely and with really big guns." He nodded to Blacksen, 'Time to head back home?' I finally get to work on all the projects I have..... This will certainly be a busy night!
I am the insane goddess of Pseudo-Reality! My power is beyond logic.
This nation does represent my views on politics.
I run on pure 100% Nightmare Fuel!
The Cuil Theory
Elipida wrote:All Hail The Great Tofu King

BettaMin wrote:Cinoth is above grammar. And spelling. Don't question her power.

Solmakia wrote:
New Cinoth wrote:With the correct sauces anything tastes good! So go on ahead.... I'm just warming up my giant grill.

I declare war on you for your capitalist urges to eat children!

Senkaku wrote:Cinoth, unstable? I'd never have guessed... :p

Wyztrkstan wrote:First rule: Never trust NC. :p

Inquilabstan: A mix of brutal and kawaii. Like an uber metal kitten.

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Vakolic
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Founded: Aug 08, 2009
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Postby Vakolic » Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:12 pm

New Cinoth wrote:Lucis sighed, "Well, I'm glad I won't feel the heat. I certainly don't want to walk around nude for a ll the world to see." He shook his head, "Tito...... I;m certain we can make people stop if we asked them really nicely and with really big guns." He nodded to Blacksen, 'Time to head back home?' I finally get to work on all the projects I have..... This will certainly be a busy night!

"Sort of," Blacksen said, "I think a football game before booze and bed tonight. It'll be fun!"
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Dislikes: Communism, interventionism, socialism, affermative action, the labour party, apathy, abortion, environmentalism, unrestrained immigration, hate crime.

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Senkaku
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Founded: Sep 01, 2012
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Senkaku » Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:19 pm

Mai steps off the small jet, walking through the airport carrying several heavy bags. Her flight was delayed by the same typhoon that delayed Jairawn, and then the plane broke down on the runway, delaying it even further. But she's finally here.


Jairawn sighs. Wrong hotel. Close, but no banana, as they said back home. Then he smacks his forehead. "Damn!" He types several commands into the car's computer, and it sets off for the airport, while he starts his third bottle of whiskey.


Mai is standing on the curb, smoking a joint, when a silver BMW pulls up by her. She squints at the person getting out. No. That's impossible. "Jai? Is that you?"
Jairawn gives her a brilliant grin. "Hop in, sweetheart. Apparently we've been prebooked at a nice hotel." He tries to help her put her bags in the trunk, but she slaps him away.
"Ugh. You drink too much."
He grins again. "And you smoke too much. Get in, I figured out where the hotel is."
She sighs. "I'm driving. You look like you're on your third bottle."
"Fine. Have it your way."
"Where'd you get all this stuff, Jai?"
He waves the little card Blacksen gave him. "Apparently this little guy is hooked up to a couple trillion they set aside in the treasury. I can buy whatever I want with it."
Mai chokes on her cigarette. "A couple trillion?? This place is rich!"
"Damn straight."
The car peels out, heading for the hotel as fast as it can safely go.
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New Cinoth
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Postby New Cinoth » Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:35 pm

Lucis sighed, "Football? I'm not exactly an athlete, and I have some stuff to do. However you guys can go ahead and play foot ball and drink." He chuckled, "So, Blacksen, How was your trip? I'm assuming it was eventful as the others said."
I am the insane goddess of Pseudo-Reality! My power is beyond logic.
This nation does represent my views on politics.
I run on pure 100% Nightmare Fuel!
The Cuil Theory
Elipida wrote:All Hail The Great Tofu King

BettaMin wrote:Cinoth is above grammar. And spelling. Don't question her power.

Solmakia wrote:
New Cinoth wrote:With the correct sauces anything tastes good! So go on ahead.... I'm just warming up my giant grill.

I declare war on you for your capitalist urges to eat children!

Senkaku wrote:Cinoth, unstable? I'd never have guessed... :p

Wyztrkstan wrote:First rule: Never trust NC. :p

Inquilabstan: A mix of brutal and kawaii. Like an uber metal kitten.

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Vakolic
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Founded: Aug 08, 2009
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Postby Vakolic » Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:41 pm

New Cinoth wrote:Lucis sighed, "Football? I'm not exactly an athlete, and I have some stuff to do. However you guys can go ahead and play foot ball and drink." He chuckled, "So, Blacksen, How was your trip? I'm assuming it was eventful as the others said."

"You can play in goal," Blacksen said. "It's nice and unstressful, and you only have to worry when a ball's coming right towards you, then you've got to stop it crossing the goal line. To which trip do you refer?"
It is now law, by the grace of the supreme magesterium of 'everyone is doing it' to include a list of your political likes and dislikes in your signature.

Likes: Ukip, Libertarianism, free-market capitalism, equality, euroscepticism, absolute transparency, absolute free speech, non-interventionism, lgbt rights, disability rights, youth rights.
Neutral: fascism, restrained capitalism, China, North and South Korea, UN, Russia, british liberalism
Dislikes: Communism, interventionism, socialism, affermative action, the labour party, apathy, abortion, environmentalism, unrestrained immigration, hate crime.

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New Cinoth
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Postby New Cinoth » Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:51 pm

"It seems fun. But I have work to do. I'm sorry but I won't be playing..... There's just too many things to do." Lucis sighed, 'Maybe some other time when I'm not so busy. Alright?" He paused, "I was referring to your shopping trip. I heard Andreas caused quite a bit of trouble with he rest of the group. Can you tell me exactly what had happened to set everyone off on him again? Did he try to rape Leva or something?" Lucis shook his head, I will never understand that child. Of course you won't. He's bad.... Very bad indeed. I suggest you keep an eye on him. I already am keeping an eye on him. Of course I'm keeping an eye on everyone, so he isn't all that special. Even Camelia, I thought you two were friends. I don't know if we are... She's friendly enough but she could still try to kill us.....
I am the insane goddess of Pseudo-Reality! My power is beyond logic.
This nation does represent my views on politics.
I run on pure 100% Nightmare Fuel!
The Cuil Theory
Elipida wrote:All Hail The Great Tofu King

BettaMin wrote:Cinoth is above grammar. And spelling. Don't question her power.

Solmakia wrote:
New Cinoth wrote:With the correct sauces anything tastes good! So go on ahead.... I'm just warming up my giant grill.

I declare war on you for your capitalist urges to eat children!

Senkaku wrote:Cinoth, unstable? I'd never have guessed... :p

Wyztrkstan wrote:First rule: Never trust NC. :p

Inquilabstan: A mix of brutal and kawaii. Like an uber metal kitten.

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Vakolic
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Founded: Aug 08, 2009
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Postby Vakolic » Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:56 pm

New Cinoth wrote:"It seems fun. But I have work to do. I'm sorry but I won't be playing..... There's just too many things to do." Lucis sighed, 'Maybe some other time when I'm not so busy. Alright?" He paused, "I was referring to your shopping trip. I heard Andreas caused quite a bit of trouble with he rest of the group. Can you tell me exactly what had happened to set everyone off on him again? Did he try to rape Leva or something?" Lucis shook his head, I will never understand that child. Of course you won't. He's bad.... Very bad indeed. I suggest you keep an eye on him. I already am keeping an eye on him. Of course I'm keeping an eye on everyone, so he isn't all that special. Even Camelia, I thought you two were friends. I don't know if we are... She's friendly enough but she could still try to kill us.....

"Lucis," Blacksen yauned, "Can we just let this pass? Andreas decided to buy Leva a corset. I'm surprised they still them, but yeah."
"He was in the bdsm store as well," Liam said.
"Which one?"
"Their's more than one?"
"Yes...their's at least 5 here."
It is now law, by the grace of the supreme magesterium of 'everyone is doing it' to include a list of your political likes and dislikes in your signature.

Likes: Ukip, Libertarianism, free-market capitalism, equality, euroscepticism, absolute transparency, absolute free speech, non-interventionism, lgbt rights, disability rights, youth rights.
Neutral: fascism, restrained capitalism, China, North and South Korea, UN, Russia, british liberalism
Dislikes: Communism, interventionism, socialism, affermative action, the labour party, apathy, abortion, environmentalism, unrestrained immigration, hate crime.

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New Cinoth
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Founded: Mar 18, 2012
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Postby New Cinoth » Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:04 pm

"Great.... Just great..." He scratched his head, "You people cater to that sort go thing here? No wonder Mrs. Higgins is so creepy! You probably have life sized replicas." Lucis shook his head, And I wondered what the hell made her like that..... Well, now I know.... But you have to wonder what's in those stores...... I don't. Why should I want to know? You should be curious. You are, after all, someone who wants to learn more about other cultures. That is true.... And I could see what sort of things Andreas decided to buy. "So..... Is he still there? Perhaps we should retrieve him from that place. Just a snatch and grab operation." He shook his head, Maybe I do need professional help.... Damn voice and it's convincing arguments...
I am the insane goddess of Pseudo-Reality! My power is beyond logic.
This nation does represent my views on politics.
I run on pure 100% Nightmare Fuel!
The Cuil Theory
Elipida wrote:All Hail The Great Tofu King

BettaMin wrote:Cinoth is above grammar. And spelling. Don't question her power.

Solmakia wrote:
New Cinoth wrote:With the correct sauces anything tastes good! So go on ahead.... I'm just warming up my giant grill.

I declare war on you for your capitalist urges to eat children!

Senkaku wrote:Cinoth, unstable? I'd never have guessed... :p

Wyztrkstan wrote:First rule: Never trust NC. :p

Inquilabstan: A mix of brutal and kawaii. Like an uber metal kitten.

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Vakolic
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Founded: Aug 08, 2009
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Postby Vakolic » Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:22 pm

"Well," Blacksen said, "We practicly cater for everyone. He probably baught things to 'punish' Leva with, I guess. He's stood behind Liam, if you want to ask him."
It is now law, by the grace of the supreme magesterium of 'everyone is doing it' to include a list of your political likes and dislikes in your signature.

Likes: Ukip, Libertarianism, free-market capitalism, equality, euroscepticism, absolute transparency, absolute free speech, non-interventionism, lgbt rights, disability rights, youth rights.
Neutral: fascism, restrained capitalism, China, North and South Korea, UN, Russia, british liberalism
Dislikes: Communism, interventionism, socialism, affermative action, the labour party, apathy, abortion, environmentalism, unrestrained immigration, hate crime.

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New Cinoth
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Postby New Cinoth » Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:35 pm

Lucis shrugged, Time to find out.... I wonder what exactly exists in this country.... It's all probably quite odd...... Especially since this country has something like Mrs. Higgins in it. "So..... What exactly was bought inside this store? I'm quite curious now, but I doubt I'll enjoy the answer. However, despite my own feelings I must know.... So please, spill it..."
I am the insane goddess of Pseudo-Reality! My power is beyond logic.
This nation does represent my views on politics.
I run on pure 100% Nightmare Fuel!
The Cuil Theory
Elipida wrote:All Hail The Great Tofu King

BettaMin wrote:Cinoth is above grammar. And spelling. Don't question her power.

Solmakia wrote:
New Cinoth wrote:With the correct sauces anything tastes good! So go on ahead.... I'm just warming up my giant grill.

I declare war on you for your capitalist urges to eat children!

Senkaku wrote:Cinoth, unstable? I'd never have guessed... :p

Wyztrkstan wrote:First rule: Never trust NC. :p

Inquilabstan: A mix of brutal and kawaii. Like an uber metal kitten.

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Saintland
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Founded: Dec 22, 2012
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Postby Saintland » Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:20 pm

New Cinoth wrote:Lucis shrugged, Time to find out.... I wonder what exactly exists in this country.... It's all probably quite odd...... Especially since this country has something like Mrs. Higgins in it. "So..... What exactly was bought inside this store? I'm quite curious now, but I doubt I'll enjoy the answer. However, despite my own feelings I must know.... So please, spill it..."


Andreas showed him the bag. It contained numerous different items, including additional corsets. Most of the items were things that could be used to "punish" Leva.
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New Cinoth
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Postby New Cinoth » Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:24 pm

Lucis's eye widened, "What the fuck is that stuff! The most we had was multicolored and different texture full body suits. Some of that looks like it was meant to... No.... I don't even want to think about it." Why... Why did you make me curious. I only did what I thought was right.... Maybe it wasn't a good idea. I'm starting to feel weird. You?! I was the one who actually had to see it! he sighed, "I don't thaink that stuff was meant to punish people... Maybe monsters, but not people..."
I am the insane goddess of Pseudo-Reality! My power is beyond logic.
This nation does represent my views on politics.
I run on pure 100% Nightmare Fuel!
The Cuil Theory
Elipida wrote:All Hail The Great Tofu King

BettaMin wrote:Cinoth is above grammar. And spelling. Don't question her power.

Solmakia wrote:
New Cinoth wrote:With the correct sauces anything tastes good! So go on ahead.... I'm just warming up my giant grill.

I declare war on you for your capitalist urges to eat children!

Senkaku wrote:Cinoth, unstable? I'd never have guessed... :p

Wyztrkstan wrote:First rule: Never trust NC. :p

Inquilabstan: A mix of brutal and kawaii. Like an uber metal kitten.

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Saintland
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Founded: Dec 22, 2012
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Postby Saintland » Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:34 pm

New Cinoth wrote:Lucis's eye widened, "What the fuck is that stuff! The most we had was multicolored and different texture full body suits. Some of that looks like it was meant to... No.... I don't even want to think about it." Why... Why did you make me curious. I only did what I thought was right.... Maybe it wasn't a good idea. I'm starting to feel weird. You?! I was the one who actually had to see it! he sighed, "I don't thaink that stuff was meant to punish people... Maybe monsters, but not people..."


"Actually, it is meant for punishments." Andreas started droning on describing the items in the bag.

Meanwhile, Leva walked up to Blacksen. "Do you mind if I borrow one of your cards and buy a few things without Andreas knowing?"
Why I left NS Sports
NS Sports Results | Saintland Press | Commentaries on the WA's resolutions 7-22-14 update: Complete through #125 |
World Baseball Classic 27 co-host | World Bowl XXII host | World Cup of Hockey 23 host | Various Rankings | King Paulus XV Memorial Games
Official Name: Regnvm Sanctvsterra
Official Name in English: Kingdom of Saintland
Monarch: King Paulus XVI
Demonym: Sanctii
Trigram: SNT

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Senkaku
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Posts: 25685
Founded: Sep 01, 2012
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Senkaku » Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:36 pm

Mai is now completely lost. "I thought you said left!!"
"Sorry....nope, we're lost. Again. Good job, Ms. Direction."
"You were the one telling me where to go!!"
"Ahh, so what? I told you where to go, but we're still lost."
"Fuck you, Jairawn." Mai sits fuming in the driver's seat, then she spots the mall. "Let's stop here, I still need some books."
"Mmmkay. Do you want me to come with or not?"
She gives him a disgusted look."No, of course not. You're so drunk you'd probably just vomit all over my books."
"Such a low....opinion...oth me!" Jairawn begins to slur his speech slightly as he starts his fourth bottle. Mai wrinkles her nose, parks the car, and walks inside.
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New Cinoth
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Postby New Cinoth » Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:55 pm

Lucis shook his head, "Really...... Andreas...... What in this earth possessed you to get those things? How do you expect to punish her torture the living shit out of her?" he noticed Leva start to sneak away, Hopefully she's going for a gun or twelve. He sighed, "Andreas...... Did they punish you with these objects back when you were in Saintland? If they did please tell your leaders to send all their criminals to us." Maybe we can save a few of them.... Or use them as living bombs. Decisions decisions......
I am the insane goddess of Pseudo-Reality! My power is beyond logic.
This nation does represent my views on politics.
I run on pure 100% Nightmare Fuel!
The Cuil Theory
Elipida wrote:All Hail The Great Tofu King

BettaMin wrote:Cinoth is above grammar. And spelling. Don't question her power.

Solmakia wrote:
New Cinoth wrote:With the correct sauces anything tastes good! So go on ahead.... I'm just warming up my giant grill.

I declare war on you for your capitalist urges to eat children!

Senkaku wrote:Cinoth, unstable? I'd never have guessed... :p

Wyztrkstan wrote:First rule: Never trust NC. :p

Inquilabstan: A mix of brutal and kawaii. Like an uber metal kitten.

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Vakolic
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Founded: Aug 08, 2009
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Postby Vakolic » Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:58 pm

"Sure," Blacksen said quietly, giving a card to Leva. "Buy a fucking machine gun for all I care...or you could buy Andreas common sense."

Liam was looking through the bag. "Andreas," he said. "What even is this shit, the sickos toolkit? I'm very sorry, but no matter how bad anyones been, electric shock anal probes should always be off the menu. It's just grose."
It is now law, by the grace of the supreme magesterium of 'everyone is doing it' to include a list of your political likes and dislikes in your signature.

Likes: Ukip, Libertarianism, free-market capitalism, equality, euroscepticism, absolute transparency, absolute free speech, non-interventionism, lgbt rights, disability rights, youth rights.
Neutral: fascism, restrained capitalism, China, North and South Korea, UN, Russia, british liberalism
Dislikes: Communism, interventionism, socialism, affermative action, the labour party, apathy, abortion, environmentalism, unrestrained immigration, hate crime.

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Senkaku
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Founded: Sep 01, 2012
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Senkaku » Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:00 pm

Mai strolls into the building, making a face as she sees a BDSM store and a very odd generiptalking with a group of people just outside it. The bookstore is not far away, and within five minutes she has her books. She gets a pack of cigarettes for her and some medicine for when Jairawn has a migraine from his upcoming hangover, and some ammunition for her gun. She sits down at the small burger stand across from the sex toy store and grabs a bite to eat, watching the weird-looking generip as she eats.
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agreed honey. send bees

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Wyztrkstan
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Founded: Sep 26, 2012
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Postby Wyztrkstan » Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:08 pm

"...Andreas, you sick fuck." Tito wanted to laugh, he really did.
"It's always the people you least expect, I swear..." Leon said, disgusted.
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Please refer to me as The Greater Arslanid Empire, or just the Arslanid Empire ICly. Works better.
NO, this is NOT an Islamist nation.
Okay! Everyone say it with me! Wyz-Turk-Stan! There you go!
I am not of Middle Eastern Descent. I'm but a simple Haitian-American girl who decided to make an Ottoman based nation.
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BettaMin
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Founded: Jan 26, 2013
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Postby BettaMin » Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:08 pm

"You see, this is why I always have wine." said Osman "That way, I can drink, and not know whether the resulting headache is from one of you or from having too much wine. For the sake of Allah, Andreas, I thought they taught you infidels NOT to hurt women."

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Vakolic
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Postby Vakolic » Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:11 pm

BettaMin wrote:"You see, this is why I always have wine." said Osman "That way, I can drink, and not know whether the resulting headache is from one of you or from having too much wine. For the sake of Allah, Andreas, I thought they taught you infidels NOT to hurt women."

"You never know she might enjoy it," Liam teased. "It might give her intense pleasure.

By the way Tito, what was it you were planning to borrow to use on Leon? I've enough stuff in my cupboard to go around."
It is now law, by the grace of the supreme magesterium of 'everyone is doing it' to include a list of your political likes and dislikes in your signature.

Likes: Ukip, Libertarianism, free-market capitalism, equality, euroscepticism, absolute transparency, absolute free speech, non-interventionism, lgbt rights, disability rights, youth rights.
Neutral: fascism, restrained capitalism, China, North and South Korea, UN, Russia, british liberalism
Dislikes: Communism, interventionism, socialism, affermative action, the labour party, apathy, abortion, environmentalism, unrestrained immigration, hate crime.

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Solmakia
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Founded: May 03, 2012
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Postby Solmakia » Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:12 pm

Solmakia wrote:Rob sat in his office, drinking a flask of beer.
Not much to do these days, was there? With all the students all out getting themselves drunk, killed or pregnant.
He might as well as discuss lesson plans with Carter.
Grunting, he pulled himself out of his chair, and ambled towards Carter's office.
He knocked on the door.


Lol, trying to get the teachers doing something XD

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Wyztrkstan
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Founded: Sep 26, 2012
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Postby Wyztrkstan » Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:13 pm

"...I wasn't..." Tito made a face. "Back home, excessive torture to a slave could get you jailed. And you DO NOT want to go to our jails..."
Please refer to me as The Greater Arslanid Empire, or just the Arslanid Empire ICly. Works better.
NO, this is NOT an Islamist nation.
Okay! Everyone say it with me! Wyz-Turk-Stan! There you go!
I am not of Middle Eastern Descent. I'm but a simple Haitian-American girl who decided to make an Ottoman based nation.
MT nation.
Nonhumans are not recognized so don't bother.

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Senkaku
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Posts: 25685
Founded: Sep 01, 2012
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Senkaku » Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:14 pm

Mai gagged as she heard what the group of young men were talking about. She walked further away, giving them a disgusted look as they pored over their kinky toys. Suddenly she wished she hadn't come here.
agreed honey. send bees

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Vakolic
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Founded: Aug 08, 2009
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Postby Vakolic » Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:16 pm

Wyztrkstan wrote:"...I wasn't..." Tito made a face. "Back home, excessive torture to a slave could get you jailed. And you DO NOT want to go to our jails..."

"Yeah," Liam said, "But you're not back home. You're in the nice, liberal province of Celeria. And doesn't he torture you enough with the fact that you're shit at football manager?"
It is now law, by the grace of the supreme magesterium of 'everyone is doing it' to include a list of your political likes and dislikes in your signature.

Likes: Ukip, Libertarianism, free-market capitalism, equality, euroscepticism, absolute transparency, absolute free speech, non-interventionism, lgbt rights, disability rights, youth rights.
Neutral: fascism, restrained capitalism, China, North and South Korea, UN, Russia, british liberalism
Dislikes: Communism, interventionism, socialism, affermative action, the labour party, apathy, abortion, environmentalism, unrestrained immigration, hate crime.

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Wyztrkstan
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Founded: Sep 26, 2012
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Postby Wyztrkstan » Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:18 pm

Vakolic wrote:
Wyztrkstan wrote:"...I wasn't..." Tito made a face. "Back home, excessive torture to a slave could get you jailed. And you DO NOT want to go to our jails..."

"Yeah," Liam said, "But you're not back home. You're in the nice, liberal province of Celeria. And doesn't he torture you enough with the fact that you're shit at football manager?"

Tito made a face. "Oh, quiet. If I got caught coming home with that stuff with that stuff while heading back home, I WILL get arrested. Whether I'm coming back or going away." Tito sighed. "Same thing for drugs. Very strict laws."
Please refer to me as The Greater Arslanid Empire, or just the Arslanid Empire ICly. Works better.
NO, this is NOT an Islamist nation.
Okay! Everyone say it with me! Wyz-Turk-Stan! There you go!
I am not of Middle Eastern Descent. I'm but a simple Haitian-American girl who decided to make an Ottoman based nation.
MT nation.
Nonhumans are not recognized so don't bother.

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