Uldartre academy (IC, Semi-open)

[Wyztrkstan]

"That's the point." Tito said, winking. "Oh be quiet...I'm not having a good day today. And DZ Titans all day."
"Another sucky team from your country?"
"No. Best in unregulated league. The capital's team. They're awesome."
"Meaning they suck."
"Leon. Don't make me hit you."

"Caldonaris are obviously the best team," lLaura said, "Because they're about to win the copa l'havaerne. I'm wondering something: if the Wyztrkstani league is so amazingly good, why do all the best players want to come over and play in our leagues? Like Beltra: isn't he one of your most capped players?"

"Because the league as a whole needs a massive clean up. It's in piss poor condition at the moment." Tito shrugged. "They're currently in the process of fixing management, taking out the coaches and players that cause the most issues."

[Vakolic]

"Well if it's issues you're getting rid of, you made the right choice with Beltra. Brilliant player, but the people skills of either a plague of rats or Blacksen when he's pissed, whichever is lower.

We've a good midfield partnership we imported last summer though, Larini and Fernandes. I here they won some award of best midfield partnership of the year, and as they're both young we had to buy them."

[Wyztrkstan]

"Well if it's issues you're getting rid of, you made the right choice with Beltra. Brilliant player, but the people skills of either a plague of rats or Blacksen when he's pissed, whichever is lower.

We've a good midfield partnership we imported last summer though, Larini and Fernandes. I here they won some award of best midfield partnership of the year, and as they're both young we had to buy them."

Tito chuckled a little bit. "Yeah, they did." He shook his head. "But the league still needs more work..." He grimaced.

[Saintland]

"It does what?" Andreas would definitely not have bought it if he knew that.

"It's used by sadomasachists...you know, the people who get pleasure from giving and receiving pain? Oh...you probably don't.
Well, I guess that if I hear a lot of screaming, or strange happy noises depending on the way you feel Leva, I'll asume that you're making good use of your kinky gear."
His phone began to ring. "Oh shit...it's Blacksen," he said. "You'll probably get him ringing soon as well..." he picked up the phone "Hello?"

Leva responded. "We haven't activated our phones yet, so how could he call us?"

[New Cinoth]

OOC: sorry for not responding my computer is being weird so I'm on the iPod from hell.

Lucis sighed,"This place sold lot's of iteresting kinds of fungi and mold. I er I could kill someone with some of the ones that I bought!" He shook his head, "You people just don't understand the importance of fungi throughout the world." Lucis looked at Jason, "What did you need my help for? You asked for it back at the hotel after I agreed to help Osman."

[Wyztrkstan]

((OOC: Advancing without you Vak!))

Tito and Leon finally reached the place. Tito grimaced at the sight of it. "Ew...this place just might be my worst nightmare..."
"Hey look!" Leon said, pointing at Lucis and Jason.

[New Cinoth]

Lucis sighed, "Tito what's with the weird face." He's a flesh puppet! Quick kill him! And I was just starting to not hate you. it' not my fault that I know these things. First off you don't know these things. Second what would I kill him with? A giant mushroom? I'm still working on that part... Luis rubbed his face, This voice is becoming quite annoying, but it does have valid points. "Is there something wrong with us, Leon? Or are you just excited that we are still alive?"

[Wyztrkstan]

Lucis sighed, "Tito what's with the weird face." He's a flesh puppet! Quick kill him! And I was just starting to not hate you. it' not my fault that I know these things. First off you don't know these things. Second what would I kill him with? A giant mushroom? I'm still working on that part... Luis rubbed his face, This voice is becoming quite annoying, but it does have valid points. "Is there something wrong with us, Leon? Or are you just excited that we are still alive?"

"Fungus everywhere...fungus among us..." Tito said, making a more disgusted face.
"A little bit of both." Leon said flatly. "Am I not aloud to get excited to get away from the others or something?"

[Elipida]

Jason laughed. He leaned over to Lucis. "Apex developed a special portable and completely untraceable weapon system a while back. Only certain governments have them due to the high costs of the weapon, plus its black box which makes it damn impossible to replicate. That being said, it's nearly impossible to obtain a model, and the black box makes it impossible to salvage because of its security won't let an unregistered user to operate it without a massive explosion. I may or may not have picked one up with a very damaged black box which renders the million dollar gun useless. I was wondering if you could help produce a substitute, one that won't try to detonate the gun itself when you pull the trigger"

[New Cinoth]

"What's wrong with fungus? It is delicious, it consumes dead matter, and I can use it to poison a certain history teacher. I don't see anything wrong with it when it has so many benefits!" He paused, "Are you allergic to it or something?" Lucis looked over at Leon, "You are excited to get away? From who? We are all going to be gathering here so technically you are just early." Lucis looked over at Jason, a little bit of surprise coming to his face. He whispered, "Really now? I'm certain I could if you give me enough time. It shouldn't be that hard.... If it on the same level as some of this stuff I bet I could build you something twice as good at half the cost."

[Wyztrkstan]

"It's disgusting. I might as well be...it doesn't agree with my GI tract..." Tito said.
"But a few moments of people not arguing back and forth is nice." Leon said.

[Elipida]

"If it was on the same level, any government, given the time, could have reversed engineered the black box and mass produced the thing. Trust me, if you tried to use a computer made and programmed by humans and their counterparts, it wouldn't pick up any of the stuff in it. I've tried on a computer twice as big as the one at NASA. I just need a basic understanding of the core, then I can go from there. I just need you to act as reader, really"

[New Cinoth]

"Disgusting!? What, are you nuts? It is delicious and you a turn it into an airborne poison! How can you not love it?" He sighed, "I'm guessing the arguing was with our friendly Andreas the devote. What could he have possibly done now?" What an odd little duck. He claims to be holy yet he is practically a rapist. He nodded, "Seems like fun." He's just giving away technology isn't he? Yes he is! Isn't this wonderful. With Jason's donations the Cod-Bando will become quite dangerous. Exactly! I guess you can learn. You just admitted it: I am not you! And there goes your intelligence. Lucis sighed, quoted annoyed with the little voice.

[Inquilabstan]

"It's used by sadomasachists...you know, the people who get pleasure from giving and receiving pain? Oh...you probably don't.
Well, I guess that if I hear a lot of screaming, or strange happy noises depending on the way you feel Leva, I'll asume that you're making good use of your kinky gear."
His phone began to ring. "Oh shit...it's Blacksen," he said. "You'll probably get him ringing soon as well..." he picked up the phone "Hello?"

Leva responded. "We haven't activated our phones yet, so how could he call us?"

"I think an equally good question is how he got our numbers." Said Rohit as he held his dead phone in his hand. He had left the charger at the academy and so the battery had drained.

[Elipida]

"Good" Jason sighed. "From what I can get from a normal computer, It's organized in segments that variate into four quadrants. So to prevent what happened earlier, I'll just give you the damaged segment, and you tell me exactly what semi-organic materials it's made from. You get some data, I get this thing working and not testing how quickly my nanomachines can heal me, we all win"

[Wyztrkstan]

"Disgusting!? What, are you nuts? It is delicious and you a turn it into an airborne poison! How can you not love it?" He sighed, "I'm guessing the arguing was with our friendly Andreas the devote. What could he have possibly done now?" What an odd little duck. He claims to be holy yet he is practically a rapist. He nodded, "Seems like fun." He's just giving away technology isn't he? Yes he is! Isn't this wonderful. With Jason's donations the Cod-Bando will become quite dangerous. Exactly! I guess you can learn. You just admitted it: I am not you! And there goes your intelligence. Lucis sighed, quoted annoyed with the little voice.

"It makes me gassy." Tito said bluntly. "And you don't want to smell my farts..."
"Naturally. I mean, try to name another extremist as stubborn as him...he got Leva a corset. He's supposedly about to go back to his country because he's tired of people like master mocking him..." Leon said.

[New Cinoth]

Lucis sighed, "What exactly is a corset? It sounds like a weird dress or something like that." He turned to Jason, "Seems okay with me." Lucis shrugged, "It could prove useful sometime." I have a better idea. Really? Do I even want to know? Yes! Yes you would... Wouldn't it be funny if... Lucis nodded as the "plan" came together. That would be quite entertaining.... And it's still a win-win! Sounds okay for me. But I'll have to give it a bit of thought. Thought? Why? He doesn't trust you with the whole machine so why should you be so willing to help him? It seemed like a decent idea. And he was polite. Oh, sure, one person is polite and so you are just going to help them no questions asked. That's not how you stay alive. Just shut up. Besides I was here first so I'm in charge! Lucis began to laugh, thinking he won his internal battle. Unfortunately to the others t just looked like he was laughing like a madman for no reason.

[Senkaku]

OOC: based off his app Lucis has a bunch of metal tentacles sticking off his face, right?

Jairawn was whistling as he left the building, passing a fungus emporium, and saw a number if very strange people inside. One appeared to be a robot with metal tentacles protruding from his face. He shrugged. He- or it- was no stranger than a ten-hands or some other generip. He decided to look in the store, just for kicks, and walked in. The tentacle monster was talking about corsets and laughing maniacally.

[New Cinoth]

OOC: those where just wires connecting to the mask. I couldn't find an exact image of hat I had in mind so that was the best I could do. Also the wires are retractable so right now he looks mostly human since his face is exposed (just one metal eye)

Who's that? Probably a customer. Or he's an assassin. Did you ever thing of that? He could be a student. Lucis had stopped laughing an started to watch this new person. They don't seem like the type to enjoy fungus... I winder what they are doing here.. Lucis sighed, This could get interesting.

[Senkaku]

Jairawn frowns. The tentacle monster seems more human now. Probably some sort of guard windup, he thinks. He browses through the funguses. The shop is interesting, even though he won't be buying anything.

[New Cinoth]

Lucis sighed, "That was an odd looking person.... I don't think he was a native, he didn't have that.... How do I say it... Haughtiness, that's the word!" Really? That's the best you have? "For the last time shut up!" Lucis's eye widened when he realized he just said that out loud. Happy now?... No response? Wow, thanks.. He sighed, "So is anyone else worried about the assassin, or whatever he is, in the store?"

[BettaMin]

Osman walked cautiously around, browsing the stores. Some were amusing, some seemed normal, and some seemed outright strange. He was looking for food. He knew that at the Academy, he wouldn't alway be able to find good food. So he shopped, buying Basmati, Lamb, Lemons, Assorted Spices, Chick Peas, and more. While shopping, however, he ran into a store that seemed to be simply brimming with Fungi. Well, he thought. Lucis is always talking about Fungi. Maybe I should try some. Insh'Allah, I might actually find him there too. And, just as he stepped inside, he heard that familiar voice say "...shut up!" Ah. Perfect. He had found Lucis.

[Elipida]

"You're just paranoid" Jason laughed. He walked over to the boy. "My friend here didn't scare you or anything, did he?" He extended his arm, hoping that he'd at least know what a handshake is. "My name is Jason Ayakimi. It's a pleasure to meet you. I take it from your appearance and manners that it's safe to assume that you're a foriegn exchange student too?"

[Senkaku]

Jairawn nods, shaking Jason's hand and smiling. "Not at all, it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Jairawn Addilek. You're also an exchange student?"

[Elipida]

Jairawn nods, shaking Jason's hand and smiling. "Not at all, it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Jairawn Addilek. You're also an exchange student?"

Jason smiled. "It's not like there are any other large group of idiots who stick out like a sore thumb around here" He laughed