Uldartre academy (IC, Semi-open)

[Vakolic]

"Three thousand seems like a decent number. But I think you will need more than that, after all he is in a nation of devoted followers. Eventually you will run out of ammo." Lucis nodded, The hotel We... I have many things to do there. First I grind up the Bluesport then I help Osman with his creation troubles. And finally there's what Jason needed help for... He never did tell us what he wanted. It could be a trap. I don't think it will be. And I have Camelia to back me up, what could go wrong? I doubt even purple crystals and senku can handle being disintegrated. Lucis sighed, "So..... I guess we should gather the other and make sure everyone is done, right?"

"Oh then I'll carpet bomb Woodstovia," Blacksen said, seriously. "They don't export anything they need, and if they've killed our soldiers that means war. Any group of barbarians can claim sovereignty: doesn't mean they deserve to maintain it."

[New Cinoth]

Lucis nodded, "That is true.... For instance invaders our New Cinoth would find themselves very unhappy because all our cities are underground which means....... Never mind. that's something I don't think I should be speaking about."[color=#FF0000]Control yourself... You almost went blabbing to others about the defenses.[/color yeah, I know.... It was a mistake now shut up.] Lucis sighed, "I think we might want to start rounding up everyone."

[Vakolic]

"But don't you want to give something to the world?" Liam asked. "You know, be successful on your own. You don't need him pushing you around all the time, what'll that achieve? It's always better to take religions with a big pinch of salt, incase they turn out to be utter garbage: like homosexuals not being allowed to marry."

"I never understood why my homeland allowed 2 men or 2 women to marry each other. Marriage is about raising children and only a man and a woman can have children."

Andreas finished paying for everything. He looked around and saw Leva still talking to Liam. He began to walk over to join them...

"A marriage isn't to create children, it's a union of people who love each other," Liam said.
"Oh...look who's back. So...what did you buy?"

[Vakolic]

Lucis nodded, "That is true.... For instance invaders our New Cinoth would find themselves very unhappy because all our cities are underground which means....... Never mind. that's something I don't think I should be speaking about."[color=#FF0000]Control yourself... You almost went blabbing to others about the defenses.[/color yeah, I know.... It was a mistake now shut up.] Lucis sighed, "I think we might want to start rounding up everyone."

"Yeah alright," Blacksen said, "It's time for conference calling. Lucis, can you hold the chain for me while I make a few phone calls?"
He handed the chain to Lucis and looked to see how many people had given him their phone numbers, before ringing them all at the same time, enitiating a conference call.

[Saintland]

"I never understood why my homeland allowed 2 men or 2 women to marry each other. Marriage is about raising children and only a man and a woman can have children."

Andreas finished paying for everything. He looked around and saw Leva still talking to Liam. He began to walk over to join them...

"A marriage isn't to create children, it's a union of people who love each other," Liam said.
"Oh...look who's back. So...what did you buy?"

Andreas let Liam look in the bag. In the back were numerous things he could use to punish Leva and a few more corsets.

[Vakolic]

"Uggh...Andreas," Liam said, pulling something out.
"That's sick! That's got spikes...and emits painful electric shocks, aparently. I didn't think you were into kinky sexual play."

[New Cinoth]

"Yeah alright," Blacksen said, "It's time for conference calling. Lucis, can you hold the chain for me while I make a few phone calls?"
He handed the chain to Lucis and looked to see how many people had given him their phone numbers, before ringing them all at the same time, enitiating a conference call.

Lucis looked down at the chain before taking it. I wonder what would happen if I dropped it.... And what if he tries to break free....Then don't let him. that's a little hard, don't you think? Not in the slightest. If he tries then just concentrate on holding on..... It might be a fun ride. You aren't very helpful are you? Lucis sighed and continued to argue with himself as Blacksen called the others, Well at least I get to build new things. We! We get to build new things! You are me. So "I" is correct. No it's not.... Shut up. I don't need ot argue with myself right now. i should be making sure Aerion doesn't run off....

[Saintland]

"Uggh...Andreas," Liam said, pulling something out.
"That's sick! That's got spikes...and emits painful electric shocks, aparently. I didn't think you were into kinky sexual play."

"It does what?" Andreas would definitely not have bought it if he knew that.

[Vakolic]

"Uggh...Andreas," Liam said, pulling something out.
"That's sick! That's got spikes...and emits painful electric shocks, aparently. I didn't think you were into kinky sexual play."

"It does what?" Andreas would definitely not have bought it if he knew that.

"It's used by sadomasachists...you know, the people who get pleasure from giving and receiving pain? Oh...you probably don't.
Well, I guess that if I hear a lot of screaming, or strange happy noises depending on the way you feel Leva, I'll asume that you're making good use of your kinky gear."
His phone began to ring. "Oh shit...it's Blacksen," he said. "You'll probably get him ringing soon as well..." he picked up the phone "Hello?"

[Wyztrkstan]

Tito and Leon were sitting on a bench outside the store. They were playing multiplayer on handheld gaming devices, not really paying attention to what was going on around them. They had two gaming consoles in their bags, with several games.

((OOC: Nothing named...because I don't know if I should make shit up or not. Take artistic liberties. ))

[Elipida]

Jason browsed about the store, ignoring the somewhat annoyed and impatient manager who stood behind him, cleaning up the mess Osman had made, throwing 'broken' devices to the ground, even to the point of chipping the tiles when he dropped a nokia on it. Then the phone in his pocket began to vibrate. Probably long distance Jason sighed, trying to ignore it. It would ring loudly if it was government
"Your phone's ringing" Amyka said, either to annoy him, or because she can't tell he was trying to ignore it. With a sigh, he reached into his pocket and took out the polished and slender device that continued to vibrate in his hand.

Jason was surprised by who it was. "Blacksen? When did I...?" The application. It asked for a cell phone number "Right" He hit the answer key and brought it to his ear. "Hello? Blacksen?"

[Vakolic]

Laura walked out of the shop, carrying looked like half of it in 3 bulging bags.

She decided to sit down on a nearby bench, and put her bags down.

After almost putting them on Tito's head, she said Oh sorry Tito. You shouldn't be so short."
She looked over the game they were playing and sighed. "Nice to see you're playing a decent league. It seems that your football manager knowledge is even worse than your that team you support...7-1 isn't a very good scoreline, if you're on the side with the 1."

[Vakolic]

Jason browsed about the store, ignoring the somewhat annoyed and impatient manager who stood behind him, cleaning up the mess Osman had made, throwing 'broken' devices to the ground, even to the point of chipping the tiles when he dropped a nokia on it. Then the phone in his pocket began to vibrate. Probably long distance Jason sighed, trying to ignore it. It would ring loudly if it was government
"Your phone's ringing" Amyka said, either to annoy him, or because she can't tell he was trying to ignore it. With a sigh, he reached into his pocket and took out the polished and slender device that continued to vibrate in his hand.

Jason was surprised by who it was. "Blacksen? When did I...?" The application. It asked for a cell phone number "Right" He hit the answer key and brought it to his ear. "Hello? Blacksen?"

"Ker-git mgaqq," Blacksen said. "Bugger, wrong language.

Finally, someone answers! I might struggle to here you over 15 different ringing tones, but we all want to head off, if you've got everything."

[Elipida]

"Well certainly" Jason replied. "Where do you want to meet?"

[Wyztrkstan]

Laura walked out of the shop, carrying looked like half of it in 3 bulging bags.

She decided to sit down on a nearby bench, and put her bags down.

After almost putting them on Tito's head, she said Oh sorry Tito. You shouldn't be so short."
She looked over the game they were playing and sighed. "Nice to see you're playing a decent league. It seems that your football manager knowledge is even worse than your that team you support...7-1 isn't a very good scoreline, if you're on the side with the 1."

Tito glared. "And maybe you should watch where you're putting shit. And that's why I don't play on a team back home...Dammit Leon!"
"What?" Leon asked innocently. "I'm just playing..."


While, they were playing, Tito heard his phone ring. It was a rather annoying ringtone, Nyan Cat, so he paused the game and took it out of his pocket. He was a little surprised when he saw the caller ID. Blacksen..uh oh. Guess something happened.
"Saluton? Why are ya' calling me Blacksen?" Tito asked, slightly annoyed at the fact his game was interrupted.

[Vakolic]

"Well certainly" Jason replied. "Where do you want to meet?"

"Well I'm currently with Lucis, Aerion, Camelia and Jean-luc outside..." he read the sign "The west Celeria fungus imporium. Yes. I guess it must have been Lucis' idea."

[Vakolic]

While, they were playing, Tito heard his phone ring. It was a rather annoying ringtone, Nyan Cat, so he paused the game and took it out of his pocket. He was a little surprised when he saw the caller ID. Blacksen..uh oh. Guess something happened.
"Saluton? Why are ya' calling me Blacksen?" Tito asked, slightly annoyed at the fact his game was interrupted.

"Welcome to the little conference," Blacksen said. "We're going, if you've finished shopping. Considering the wonderful amount of bags Leon was carrying when we last met, I guess you're close to finishing."

[Elipida]

"Okay. We'll be there in a sec" Jason turned on the bluetooth and connected it to an ear piece. He then placed the phone back into his pocket. "Amyka, let's get going" He said, lifting a moderately sized bag of clothing and other merchandise he had purchased. The two walked out of the store and down the hall until Blacksen and the others were in their sights. "So, where to?"

[Vakolic]

"Okay. We'll be there in a sec" Jason turned on the bluetooth and connected it to an ear piece. He then placed the phone back into his pocket. "Amyka, let's get going" He said, lifting a moderately sized bag of clothing and other merchandise he had purchased. The two walked out of the store and down the hall until Blacksen and the others were in their sights. "So, where to?"

"Where too?" Blacksen asked. "Well, for the others, the answer is the west celerian fungus imporium. But I'm still listening to the ringtone orchestra, so we don't have everyone here yet."

[Wyztrkstan]

"Fungus Emporium? Ew. We're coming. Leon, up. We're going to meet Blacksen." Tito said. Leon quickly got up and took the bags. "You coming Laura?" Leon asked.

[Vakolic]

"Fungus Emporium? Ew. We're coming. Leon, up. We're going to meet Blacksen." Tito said. Leon quickly got up and took the bags. "You coming Laura?" Leon asked.

"Sure," Laura said. "But if you don't both have to carry the bags, Leon won't be able to get into double figures on that game. Seriously Tito, Force roma fans would be offended."

[Elipida]

"So, the fungi emporium" Jason repeated as he examined the sign. "So, this is the kind of fungi Lucis likes, right? Not the 'Fungi Emporium" Of Iceland, right?"

OoC: In case you guys aren't too familiar with the outside world (I'm hinting at you, Cinoth), what I'm referring to is Iceland's penis museum, filled with penises of different animals displayed for all to see, study, admire, envy, etc. They recently got a human penis too...

and they're celebrating that fact...

[Wyztrkstan]

"Fungus Emporium? Ew. We're coming. Leon, up. We're going to meet Blacksen." Tito said. Leon quickly got up and took the bags. "You coming Laura?" Leon asked.

"Sure," Laura said. "But if you don't both have to carry the bags, Leon won't be able to get into double figures on that game. Seriously Tito, Force roma fans would be offended."

"That's the point." Tito said, winking. "Oh be quiet...I'm not having a good day today. And DZ Titans all day."
"Another sucky team from your country?"
"No. Best in unregulated league. The capital's team. They're awesome."
"Meaning they suck."
"Leon. Don't make me hit you."

[Vakolic]

"So, the fungi emporium" Jason repeated as he examined the sign. "So, this is the kind of fungi Lucis likes, right? Not the 'Fungi Emporium" Of Iceland, right?"

OoC: In case you guys aren't too familiar with the outside world (I'm hinting at you, Cinoth), what I'm referring to is Iceland's penis museum, filled with penises of different animals displayed for all to see, study, admire, envy, etc. They recently got a human penis too...

and they're celebrating that fact...

"Considering Lucis baught a big bag from here," Blacksen said, "I guess he really likes this place. And as he doesn't seem to like sex-crazed maniacs like his old friend Mrs. Higgins, I guess it sells normal fungus."

[Vakolic]

"Sure," Laura said. "But if you don't both have to carry the bags, Leon won't be able to get into double figures on that game. Seriously Tito, Force roma fans would be offended."

"That's the point." Tito said, winking. "Oh be quiet...I'm not having a good day today. And DZ Titans all day."
"Another sucky team from your country?"
"No. Best in unregulated league. The capital's team. They're awesome."
"Meaning they suck."
"Leon. Don't make me hit you."

"Caldonaris are obviously the best team," lLaura said, "Because they're about to win the copa l'havaerne. I'm wondering something: if the Wyztrkstani league is so amazingly good, why do all the best players want to come over and play in our leagues? Like Beltra: isn't he one of your most capped players?"