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The Republic of Lanos
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:57 am

Let the shitfest begin, yet again.

And no, I do NOT want people to sail their carriers close to my waters and park them there (or flying bombers near my nation) with the intent on yelling "Bang!" That will not help.

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Postby San-Silvacian » Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:52 am

Lanos has announced that it is currently possessing 10 nuclear warheads and is seeking an international mission to disarm the warheads and ensure no more production capability is possible in the country.


orly

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There is your mission to disarm and ensure no more production is capable.
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Licana
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Postby Licana » Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:08 pm

Just to let everyone know, Caracas National News is an independent network and the opinions of its staff does not represent the views of the Bosquean government. For more official news, I will use Salvación International News.
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".

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The Republic of Lanos
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:12 pm

Licana wrote:Just to let everyone know, Caracas National News is an independent network and the opinions of its staff does not represent the views of the Bosquean government. For more official news, I will use Salvación International News.

I liked it.

Now finish that post |:<

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Postby Spreewerke » Wed Apr 23, 2014 1:49 pm

San-Silvacian wrote:
Spirit of Hope wrote:So bored and writing iiwiki articles. Name an article that I should work on?


Mating rituals of your nation.



ey, bby, u wan sum fuk?

ye boi

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Postby Kastingrad » Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:07 pm

Did the USSR invade Afghanistan in TF?
Defcon: 5 4 3 2 1

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Postby Tule » Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:15 pm

San-Silvacian wrote:Mating rituals of your nation.


Very little is known about mating rituals in Tule.

Tuleans simply wake up with a terrible hangover and a mate next to them with no recollection of how they got there.
Formerly known as Bafuria.

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Postby Puzikas » Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:57 pm

San-Silvacian wrote:
Spirit of Hope wrote:So bored and writing iiwiki articles. Name an article that I should work on?


Mating rituals of your nation.


Image


Kastingrad wrote:Did the USSR invade Afghanistan in TF?



No Afghanistan to invade.

Ahal, on the otherhand....
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Usually waiting for Puz ;-;

Goodbye.

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Postby Kastingrad » Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:38 pm

Puzikas wrote:
San-Silvacian wrote:
Mating rituals of your nation.


Image


Kastingrad wrote:Did the USSR invade Afghanistan in TF?



No Afghanistan to invade.

Ahal, on the otherhand....


Ohh myyyyy. Also, I started that RP, kinda just got a short first post up, still not sure who is going to act as Lolzieristan, but people who have stake in the war, Puz, Vir, Spirit of Hope and so on, can post about helping the war effort/diplomatic response, or something to that effect.
Defcon: 5 4 3 2 1

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Tuzbekistan
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Postby Tuzbekistan » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:35 pm

Puzikas wrote:No Afghanistan to invade.


*wipes brow and continues blowing up jihadists*

Licana wrote:Just to let everyone know, Caracas National News is an independent network and the opinions of its staff does not represent the views of the Bosquean government. For more official news, I will use Salvación International News.


Is Caracas National News based on Venezuelan state media? Whose content basically consists of "those fucking gringos are at it again, praise Chavez" but replace Lanos with gringos?

Or are we going to reserve that term for those who deserve it?

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Postby San-Silvacian » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:02 pm

Puzikas wrote:(Image)


"Comrade! We must make more conscript of fight!"

"Da, we must sex for the Motherland!"
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Postby Licana » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:15 pm

Tuzbekistan wrote:Is Caracas National News based on Venezuelan state media? Whose content basically consists of "those fucking gringos are at it again, praise Chavez" but replace Lanos with gringos?


I didn't really base it off of anything other than what I thought a non-government controlled news outlet would look like in Bosque. It does do actual news and reporting, not every article is going to be like that, this was just a particularly heated outcry against the Lanosians and their government policy by one writer.
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".

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Postby Spreewerke » Wed Apr 23, 2014 11:50 pm

San-Silvacian wrote:
Puzikas wrote:(Image)


"Comrade! We must make more conscript of fight!"

"Da, we must sex for the Motherland!"



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Heroine

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Postby Puzikas » Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:38 pm

San-Silvacian wrote:
Puzikas wrote:(Image)


"Comrade! We must make more conscript of fight!"

"Da, we must sex for the Motherland!"


Wow, my dad was a smooth talker.
Sevvania wrote:I don't post much, but I am always here.
Usually waiting for Puz ;-;

Goodbye.

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Postby Spreewerke » Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:16 pm

Puzikas wrote:
San-Silvacian wrote:
"Comrade! We must make more conscript of fight!"

"Da, we must sex for the Motherland!"


Wow, my dad was a smooth talker.



Mine just told my mother she "puked funny" after they both got shitfaced one night.

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The Republic of Lanos
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:50 pm

#TerraFirma

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Puzikas
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Postby Puzikas » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:28 pm

Bi-whenever-I-feel-like-it update of the wiki page:

Were up to 20 Categories and 118 130 pages
Weaponry no longer accounts for more than 50% of that! It does, however, now have more entries and more sub-topics. And more to come.
We have a list of nations with IIwikis. If you aren't on here but you've made one, add it by the following steps:
1. Find your article and log in if necessary
2. Click "Edit"
3. Scroll to the bottom of the edit box
4. Add [[Category: Terra Firma]] if missing
5. Add [[Category: Nations of Terra Frima]]
6. Click submit


If you haven't made an iiwiki yet, follow these steps:
1. Go here
2. Fill all that out and sign up for (forever) free iiwiki account
3. Go to the home page and create a page for your nation. Do not make it your official governmental title unless necessary (E.g, If you were playing as Germany, do not call yourself "Federal Parliamentary Constitutional Republic of Germany". IF you were Russia, you might put yourself as "Russian Federation"). do NOT start with "The".
4. Copy and paste the infobox found here
5. Fill it out as best you can
6. Add [[Category:Terra Firma]] and [[Category: Nations of Terra Firma]] at the bottom
7. Click submit


The KC page has expanded.
Trans still takes this more seriously than we do
An important page has finally arrived
And now we can start intoning economy
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Postby San-Silvacian » Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:33 am

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Postby The Kievan People » Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:37 am

RIP
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Postby Puzikas » Sat Apr 26, 2014 7:28 am



You're actually more like 3rd for per capita ;)
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Postby San-Silvacian » Sat Apr 26, 2014 10:32 am

Puzikas wrote:


You're actually more like 3rd for per capita ;)


time for 50,000 per capita
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Postby Puzikas » Sat Apr 26, 2014 11:05 am

San-Silvacian wrote:
Puzikas wrote:
You're actually more like 3rd for per capita ;)


time for 50,000 per capita


maxximum economy
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Postby San-Silvacian » Sat Apr 26, 2014 11:56 am

I still have the more stable economy.

Also laserz.
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The Republic of Lanos
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Founded: Apr 17, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:02 pm

I'd do economy and company articles but they would bad.

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Kastingrad
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Posts: 431
Founded: Jan 29, 2012
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Postby Kastingrad » Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:48 pm

Puzikas wrote:Bi-whenever-I-feel-like-it update of the wiki page:

Were up to 20 Categories and 118 130 pages
Weaponry no longer accounts for more than 50% of that! It does, however, now have more entries and more sub-topics. And more to come.
We have a list of nations with IIwikis. If you aren't on here but you've made one, add it by the following steps:
1. Find your article and log in if necessary
2. Click "Edit"
3. Scroll to the bottom of the edit box
4. Add [[Category: Terra Firma]] if missing
5. Add [[Category: Nations of Terra Frima]]
6. Click submit


If you haven't made an iiwiki yet, follow these steps:
1. Go here
2. Fill all that out and sign up for (forever) free iiwiki account
3. Go to the home page and create a page for your nation. Do not make it your official governmental title unless necessary (E.g, If you were playing as Germany, do not call yourself "Federal Parliamentary Constitutional Republic of Germany". IF you were Russia, you might put yourself as "Russian Federation"). do NOT start with "The".
4. Copy and paste the infobox found here
5. Fill it out as best you can
6. Add [[Category:Terra Firma]] and [[Category: Nations of Terra Firma]] at the bottom
7. Click submit


The KC page has expanded.
Trans still takes this more seriously than we do
An important page has finally arrived
And now we can start intoning economy


Why is Kastingrad no in list? :(
Defcon: 5 4 3 2 1

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