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San-Silvacian
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Postby San-Silvacian » Fri Jan 17, 2014 5:15 pm

lanos has nukes?

fuk esto has many topol-m y/y?
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Postby Virana » Fri Jan 17, 2014 5:19 pm

San-Silvacian wrote:lanos has nukes?

fuk esto has many topol-m y/y?

bro, his nukes probably barely make it over the bosque border.
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Licana
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Postby Licana » Fri Jan 17, 2014 5:20 pm

Virana wrote:bro, his nukes probably barely make it over the bosque border.

and then turn out to be dud made of yellow-dyed cake.
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Postby Kalumba II » Fri Jan 17, 2014 5:27 pm

Licana wrote:
Virana wrote:bro, his nukes probably barely make it over the bosque border.

and then turn out to be dud made of yellow-dyed cake.


Non-ethically sourced Kalumban banana upside down cake, in fact.
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Postby Puzikas » Fri Jan 17, 2014 5:32 pm

San-Silvacian wrote:lanos has nukes?

fuk esto has many topol-m y/y?


No Topols for you.
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Postby Premislyd » Fri Jan 17, 2014 6:29 pm

Puzikas wrote:
San-Silvacian wrote:lanos has nukes?

fuk esto has many topol-m y/y?


No Topols for you.


But I can still have the Ka-27PVs, rite.

Because Lanos has ships that need some searchin' and rescuin'
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Fri Jan 17, 2014 6:33 pm

Premislyd wrote:
Puzikas wrote:
No Topols for you.


But I can still have the Ka-27PVs, rite.

Because Lanos has ships that need some searchin' and rescuin'

Stay on your side of the continent.
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Postby Transnapastain » Fri Jan 17, 2014 6:44 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Premislyd wrote:
But I can still have the Ka-27PVs, rite.

Because Lanos has ships that need some searchin' and rescuin'

Stay on your side of the continent.


The entire continent belongs to us, you're just squatting.
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Fri Jan 17, 2014 6:46 pm

Transnapastain wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Stay on your side of the continent.


The entire continent belongs to us, you're just squatting.

We're chilling in our land, thanks. You want to play some futbol in Keinsteinem when the World Cup comes to play?
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Postby Transnapastain » Sat Jan 18, 2014 4:53 pm

The current crisis has been added to the timeline

Feel free to make adjustments as necessary.
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Postby Fortunagen » Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:08 pm

So, Lanos, what is the plan?
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Fortunagen wrote:Fortunagen is a non-nuclear state despite having vast reserves of uranium.

We couldn't POSSIBLY be stocking up for something.


Shutup, Iran! :p


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Sure I hate myself for it, but fuck it, we invited this. It's sad, but at some point you just stop caring. People can scream and cry but nothing will ever get done about it. When was it last that a shooting incident like this (or any other) actually made people legitimately search for answers or try a new approach? None that I can think of, It's been the same people, shouting the same expletives with the same people dying.

I hear they have good internet over in Scandinavia.


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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:17 pm

Fortunagen wrote:So, Lanos, what is the plan?

Laugh your sail-by off since you're not Emmeria. Your gunboat diplomacy can't work.

Continue nuclear opacity policy.
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Postby Fortunagen » Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:12 am

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Fortunagen wrote:So, Lanos, what is the plan?

Laugh your sail-by off since you're not Emmeria. Your gunboat diplomacy can't work.

Continue nuclear opacity policy.

And everyone is ICly cool with this?
Puzikas wrote:
Fortunagen wrote:Fortunagen is a non-nuclear state despite having vast reserves of uranium.

We couldn't POSSIBLY be stocking up for something.


Shutup, Iran! :p


Mistelemr wrote:With how many shootings that happen almost daily now, I find it hard to care.

Sure I hate myself for it, but fuck it, we invited this. It's sad, but at some point you just stop caring. People can scream and cry but nothing will ever get done about it. When was it last that a shooting incident like this (or any other) actually made people legitimately search for answers or try a new approach? None that I can think of, It's been the same people, shouting the same expletives with the same people dying.

I hear they have good internet over in Scandinavia.


One day, I'll make this sig cool again.
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Postby Virana » Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:13 am

Fortunagen wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Laugh your sail-by off since you're not Emmeria. Your gunboat diplomacy can't work.

Continue nuclear opacity policy.

And everyone is ICly cool with this?

Your choice I guess. Since Lanos is in ANTO, expect the UR notPacific Fleet to do a sail by Fortunagen.
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Postby Aqizithiuda » Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:15 am

Fortunagen wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Laugh your sail-by off since you're not Emmeria. Your gunboat diplomacy can't work.

Continue nuclear opacity policy.

And everyone is ICly cool with this?


Not so much cool as watching on with mild amusement.
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Postby Licana » Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:38 am

Fortunagen wrote:And everyone is ICly cool with this?

ICly? No, it's a fairly clear and belligerent act that, in combination with the absolutely fucking random mobilization of his reserve forces along the Bosquean border, could easily be seen as war preparation and prompt a preemptive strike. Could be, but Bosque knows its neighbors and it knows that those east are paranoid cowards that would never possess the gall to directly attack it just as well as they know that would be swiftly crushed and pushed into the ocean if they attempted such an act.

OOCly, as stated on irc, I really don't care.
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Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

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Postby Spirit of Hope » Sun Jan 19, 2014 10:28 am

I'm busy for one weekend of not checking the posts and this happens. Well time to get an IC news post up.
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Postby The Akasha Colony » Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:48 am

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Postby Puzikas » Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:50 am

Aqizithiuda wrote:
Fortunagen wrote:And everyone is ICly cool with this?


Not so much cool as watching on with mild amusement.


This.

were all going to die
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:51 am

Puzikas wrote:were all going to die

It's the end of the world as we know it...and I feel fine...
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Postby Puzikas » Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:03 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Puzikas wrote:were all going to die

It's the end of the world as we know it...and I feel fine...


Best rebuttal
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:04 pm


What I had in mind when I said that.
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Postby San-Silvacian » Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:46 pm

Puzikas wrote:
San-Silvacian wrote:lanos has nukes?

fuk esto has many topol-m y/y?


No Topols for you.


a few short-rangers to shake of European ANTO members?
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:14 pm

San-Silvacian wrote:
Puzikas wrote:
No Topols for you.


a few short-rangers to shake of European ANTO members?

Isn't there a treaty somewhere for those?
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Postby Aqizithiuda » Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:58 pm

Does anyone know where to find/can anyone provide a link to the basic nation stat block template, or whatever it is? I can find any templates.
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