Uldartre Academy: foreign student visits (interest, open)

[Elipida]

no no.

Also I take that back. The guards and the prisoners are stupid. the bus carrying them dropped them off at the front but for whatever reason the guards refused to open the gates.

but instead of running the prisoners just wander around the outside of the complex like grazing cows until a guard finally came out and dragged them all inside.

I'm also didn't build the prison correctly. I didn't put a bed in any of the cells, and the shower room got flooded when someone tried to use it. when another idiot came along and opened the door, it all sprawled out into the hallways.

it must be hell, doing time in this prison of mine

[New Cinoth]

It must be.

I'm also didn't

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Good job grammar nazi!

[Elipida]

It must be.

I'm also didn't

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I'm also didn't

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Good job grammar nazi!

this is what happens when you insert a sentence or two and forget to change the original sentence to incorporate the insertion

[Wyztrkstan]

Eli...failed?
Noooooooooo! Everything I know is a lie!
Damn you, NC! DAMN YOU!

[New Cinoth]

Now you have no choice but to join me! Mwhahahahaha

[Elipida]

I CANNOT BE DEFEATED. I AM NO HUMAN OR A COLLECTIVE OF HUMANS. I AM AN IDEOLOGY, A THOUGHT.

BELIEFS CAN NEVER PERISH. SO LONG AS HUMANITY EXISTS, AND SO LONG AS THAT ONE SPECIAL BREED OF HUMANS EXIST, I SHALL FOREVER EXIST ETERNALLY

[New Cinoth]

You may be a simple ideal but I am eternal! I cannot be stopped!

[Elipida]

You may be a simple ideal but I am eternal! I cannot be stopped!

But you are a mere mortal. An idea exists so long as there are beings that can think, whether they agree with the idea or not.

thus so long as you live, I will live, forever leeching off of your very existence for eternity

[Elipida]

also I have gotten no reply from Senkaku. So until we come to a conclusion, I will use my powers as Co-Op to render his post null.

My sats are still intact (not that plasma would do anything to it anyways), and Lucis still has his sat (not that attacking government sats would affect a civilian sat)

[Elipida]

Summary of recent events at the request of the new person!

So a large group of exchange students of various nationalities and ethnicities arrived at the Vakolicci Academy of overly-luxurious things. There the majority of the characters were introduced.

then after being introduced to a small portion of the staff, the students were escorted to the dinning hall for dinner because clearly having the entrance ceremony in the morning is for hipsters and normal academies.

After failing to control their motor controls as Tito and Jason fell multiple times as Lucis and Amyka argue to the death over crap, the students are taken onto a tour which takes about a few hours. They see and shooting range and a library where Jason goes all philosophical and Lucis gets childish.

Some students also mysteriously vanished in thin air and ceased to exist, including a space marine, a dinosaur, a pair of aliens and Vlad (for a day only though)

The group arrive at the dorms where half get drunk and Lucis' liver failed and went unconscious. Amyka brought him back to life, and eventually everyone goes to sleep, though two people stood in the bar staring at their glass all night, and the other slept on the floor. anyways...

Morning, everyone gets up, eats lunch and avoids being absorbed and consumed by a sentient tofu Cinoth and I have dubbed "The Great Tofu King". we all set out onto an adventure at the slave market.

There Tito, Lucis and Vlad bought a slave and we met two people, Osman and some other guy who also mysteriously vanished into thin air and away from people's minds.

We all leave and then find out Luc was trying to free Tito's slave. We chase after them and nearly got some people killed only to discover that it was all a clever prank set up by the sadistic tour guides.

we all go to the weapons mart and buy guns and armor to make sure said disaster doesn't happen again, and Amyka nearly killed someone. Lucis also augmented his slave Camellia. not important

then we all reach the hotels. Jason discovers that the person he's been hitting on and teasing since they've met actually likes him, Vlad shows his sadistic side, Andreas and Lucis show how terrible the are at debating, and yeah.

Everyone finds Vlad's slave after he had skinned him. Blacksen and Vlad fight in a somewhat honorable duel while Laura dragged Leopold (who I keep calling Leopard) into the rooftops and called a medical evac.

Soon Jason, Camellia and Lucis arrived at the scene and tried to defuse it with the use of threats, flash bangs, and by simply throwing Osman in an almost literal sense at them. However it does not phase them and Jason soon gives up to help Laura carry Leo out.

Commie arrives! Have no idea if he did anything of importance here, all I know is that we walked around them and helped Laura and Jason carry the corpse

Soon they stop when a person I've never heard about walked by, said a single word, then left (What is he, Chuck Norris?). They talk about the legal implications and international incidents that will derive from this if Leo dies.

Jason instructed Lucis to not assault anyone with tentacles hold the fort while he went downstairs to grab Amyka.

In the meantime, a Professor helped introduce Trus' character to the reader before dropping her off at the hotel.

Jason greets her and hits on her in a very subtitle manner (too subtitle since she didn't even noticed) and brings the two upstairs.

This is where it gets really confusing, as when I came back from a WoT game, I find them talking about how Lucis fantasizes about Amyka and nothing much else.

Upon Jason's arrival, the group teases him for bringing another cute girl up to his room. We argue a bit, then Vlad falls asleep, completely unaware of how life-threatening that would be since a large group of people who don't really like him are standing next to him (Mister Sandman )

Then they talk about alcohol, yeah.

Then Andreas tortures his slave girl overnight, and the group puts on their white robes and go in an inquisition trying to get info out of Lucis and Jason who were both present

Oh well, Jason is set free from the hungry pack of wolves circling their prey and Jason give Lucis control of a rod of god sat, which he uses immediately to blow up a city.

oh well, we go out to the hospital to visit Vlad's slave only to have Vlad kill him

So as Vlad was being detained by Blacksen, Jason argued with Laura that Leopold must be put down to ease his pain. But she refused and told Lucis to bring him back using his tentacles necromechanics. He fails as the laws of nature, logic and myself would dictate. Then Osman walks in and starts waving his gun and sword around. Jason grabs his sword and reveals an unnatural ability of his, as new guy John grabbed his gun.

After Osman has been informed, Jason lets go, bt John decides to be a big bully and keeps his gun. Then they fight and shoot until they are on top of each other like the beginning of one of those films...

Anyways in the meantime, Lucis tells him Leopold has become a super robo-zombie and Jason takes a few shots at it. then Amyka rushed in after hearing the gunshots (That means everyone in the hallway heard the gunshots) but Jason tells her to go away and tell everyone else to go way.

Jason gets criticized a bit, but they all stand down once they hear his reasoning and how much more reasonable it was than their actions.

they go to the citizenship office and Vlad is demoted to slave and Camelia is promoted to citizen

Jason's character builds upon visiting a church, but otherwise

something happened, reappeared at a mall, everyone is buying an electric dildo for themselves, yada yada yada

Mai is then introduced, Jason hits on her only to be cockblocked by Lucis, but oh well.

some more things happened, we go to a stadium to play football. We are in the car, it was peaceful (as far as peace comes with these guys). We arrive at the stadium, it's all cool

THEN ASIAN DRIVER JAI CRASHES HIS CAR INTO OURS

Jason is slightly injured, but nothing much. Then Dino raised Jose comes out of no where, completely disregarding the mess, and begins talking to us

Then we discuss how awesomely advance I am in comparison to everyone other than Cinoth, who gets to sit slightly below us

Dino boy, dino boy from future rebel girl, and princess starwars person are introduced. we fight, shoot, played then returned to the hotel

morning. we vote which Lucis messed up, we go to blacksen's house, Jason got stuck into two different conspiracies, now we are heading to a concert

yeah.

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so basically just go to the academy and wait for a teacher (either me or Vak) and we'll bring you to the group

[New Cinoth]

You may be a simple ideal but I am eternal! I cannot be stopped!

But you are a mere mortal. An idea exists so long as there are beings that can think, whether they agree with the idea or not.

thus so long as you live, I will live, forever leeching off of your very existence for eternity

But the idea of chaos and disorder needs no mere mortal to exist. I am the natural state of all life!

[Elipida]

But you are a mere mortal. An idea exists so long as there are beings that can think, whether they agree with the idea or not.

thus so long as you live, I will live, forever leeching off of your very existence for eternity

But the idea of chaos and disorder needs no mere mortal to exist. I am the natural state off all life!

so your presence causes the switch of natural state of life to go into the off position?

[New Cinoth]

Why..... Just why....

[Senkaku]

Cinoth, unstable? I'd never have guessed...


Eli, what is londaseilite? Metal, or stone, or rare mineral, or what? I've never heard of it.

it's a carbon crystal produced by the extreme heat and stress of a meteorite containing graphite hitting the Earth

it is theoretically 58% stronger than diamond, but it's too rare to test this theory

Retconned my post, will make new one so I can get my characters back to the...wherever we are now.

Couldn't we make more of this stuff by, say, shooting large things at the Moon and using drone probes to retrieve it? That'd be awesome!

:palm: Why..... Just why....

You did get him earlier, Cinoth, what did you expect?

[Elipida]

If only it was that easy. No we can't, as the Outer Space treaty prevents militarization of space. so you cannot build a missile and launch it at the moon just to go see if you managed to create one or two grains of the mineral.

In fact any synthetic version of the crystal has proven to be a lot less hard than diamond, meaning simply constructing it in a lab won't work

[BettaMin]

Fine we'll just say we are separate for the sake of your argument.

So if I die in your lads you die in mine.

pretty much.

in other news, I got this game where you try to build a prison. so I've named mine the Happy Funtime Gulag. prison cells are about 2m² and the hallways are long and narrow. no windows or sunlight, tiny shower room, crap kitchen, and more security guards than prisoners to beat

except during construction two workers built themselves into a cell and did not install a door. And the other workers are jackasses who do not want to install a door for them. Going to rename them 'Lucis', and 'Cinoth'

WHAT GAME IS THIS?

[Senkaku]

If only it was that easy. No we can't, as the Outer Space treaty prevents militarization of space. so you cannot build a missile and launch it at the moon just to go see if you managed to create one or two grains of the mineral.

In fact any synthetic version of the crystal has proven to be a lot less hard than diamond, meaning simply constructing it in a lab won't work

I just meant throwing a bunch of slag rock and maybe garbage onto an old rocket and firing it up. Or you could try a Planetary Resources type thing and use a probe to chuck an asteroid at it. (I know, much harder than it sounds.)
I believe the OST only covers weapons systems, especially nuclear ones. Shooting a bunch of rockets full of slag (probably a mass launch so you could get more mass impacting) wouldn't be banned, would it?

[Rodorm]

pretty much.

in other news, I got this game where you try to build a prison. so I've named mine the Happy Funtime Gulag. prison cells are about 2m² and the hallways are long and narrow. no windows or sunlight, tiny shower room, crap kitchen, and more security guards than prisoners to beat

except during construction two workers built themselves into a cell and did not install a door. And the other workers are jackasses who do not want to install a door for them. Going to rename them 'Lucis', and 'Cinoth'

WHAT GAME IS THIS?

DO WANT.
(I'm going to bed soon)

[Elipida]

The new Prison Architect game.

of course you can't actually name the characters, but they shall be known as Cinoth to all of those who care. They will never be forgotten.

Until I tore down the wall of their cell to expand the size of it. you know, so I can shove a bed and other minimal essentials in it?

also along with the flooding due to the lack of drains I also messed up the way I designed my office. I used a prison door for it, so the game mistaken my office as a cell, and an inmate invaded my room, sat on my spinny chair, and started watching TV.

So I had him beaten and replaced the door. anyways.

I also accidentally tore down a wall in the flooded cafeteria during my attempts at expansion. a naked inmate who earlier dropped the soap tried to run away through the hole only to be beaten while naked by five guards

Oh how I love this job

Now to hire someone else to design my prisons...

[New Cinoth]

I had the beta of that game, it is pretty fun.

[BettaMin]

The new Prison Architect game.

of course you can't actually name the characters, but they shall be known as Cinoth to all of those who care. They will never be forgotten.

Until I tore down the wall of their cell to expand the size of it. you know, so I can shove a bed and other minimal essentials in it?

also along with the flooding due to the lack of drains I also messed up the way I designed my office. I used a prison door for it, so the game mistaken my office as a cell, and an inmate invaded my room, sat on my spinny chair, and started watching TV.

So I had him beaten and replaced the door. anyways.

I also accidentally tore down a wall in the flooded cafeteria during my attempts at expansion. a naked inmate who earlier dropped the soap tried to run away through the hole only to be beaten while naked by five guards

Oh how I love this job

Now to hire someone else to design my prisons...

That was the first search term that came up when I searched Prison Builder. Getting Alpha Ten of it right now. Is it simplistic or difficult?

[Elipida]

very simple game. don't worry, it'll be fine

until you get to where I am where the hallways are littered with corpses of both inmates and one or two guards, people constantly drop the soap and half the facility is flooded

oh, and remember those two workers? they appeared to have managed to seal themselves in another small room again. this time I'll just leave those idiots there -_-

[Rodorm]

I swear, sometimes I can't understand Vak...
Leating? Leaning?

[Free Republics]

Can somebody summarize for me what has happened in the past week? I want to bring my characters back into the RP, but I'm confused.

[Senkaku]

Can somebody summarize for me what has happened in the past week? I want to bring my characters back into the RP, but I'm confused.

Just have them either be sitting around somewhere or be following the other group, mysteriously silent this whole time. Everyone's at a concert.


Summary:

Everyone but the people who were offline go to Blacksen's gigantic-ass mega-mansion complex, and Cinoth's new and horrifying characters are introduced. Jairawn tried to hack everyone's cars so they would drive to the nightclub he and Mai were at, or rather, one of his hackers did, from a nearby container ship. Lucis dehacked them and is going to blow up the container ship. My characters are driving to the concert, where Cinoth's highly creepy new characters are running off to kill someone while Luc, Camelia, and someone else play in the concert as subs for three old dudes.

Now, tell me. On a scale of one to ten, how much of that could you actually comprehend? Because I still don't understand all of it.