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ATTENTION MEMBERS OF NATION STATES (URGENT).

Where nations come together and discuss matters of varying degrees of importance. [In character]
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The Wongfurd Isles
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jan 07, 2013
Ex-Nation

ATTENTION MEMBERS OF NATION STATES (URGENT).

Postby The Wongfurd Isles » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:06 am

I HAVE TAKEN OVER! ALONGSIDE MY COMPANION @The Armed Republic of Zizekton we have officially declared war on EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! MUAHAHAHAHA!! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE, YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! To show your allegiance, each and every one of you must change your flag to a picture of Goofy. This goes all the way to MAX BARRY, for I AM MAX BARRY! BEHOLD I HAVE RETURNED AGAIN READY TO SEEK VENGEANCE ON YOUR PATHETIC BUTTHOLES! Collectively Zizekton and I launch 500 Nuclear cruise missles around the entire world DESTROYING ALL!

BOW DOWN.
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Phantomizier
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Jan 29, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Phantomizier » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:55 am

From: THE ROYAL COURT OF PHANTOMIZIER
To: THE AGRESSORS

YOU SHALL NEVER STEP FOOT ON MY KINGDOM. We, of the Royal Courts of Phantomizier, hereby condemn your actions towards each nation of this realm. With that, we shall be returning your 500 Nuclear Missile personally. We hope you like your desert wasteland.

Yours Sincerely,
His Majesty King Aaron I
The Serene Rottelian Kingdom of Phantomizier.
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Nova Nacio
Diplomat
 
Posts: 551
Founded: Jul 10, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nova Nacio » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:57 am

@ OP - Fuck. You. Asshat!

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Vorshka
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1690
Founded: Sep 30, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Vorshka » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:59 am

OOC:

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Liberated Counties
Senator
 
Posts: 4627
Founded: Oct 28, 2012
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Postby Liberated Counties » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:00 am

The Wongfurd Isles wrote:I HAVE TAKEN OVER! ALONGSIDE MY COMPANION @The Armed Republic of Zizekton we have officially declared war on EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! MUAHAHAHAHA!! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE, YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! To show your allegiance, each and every one of you must change your flag to a picture of Goofy. This goes all the way to MAX BARRY, for I AM MAX BARRY! BEHOLD I HAVE RETURNED AGAIN READY TO SEEK VENGEANCE ON YOUR PATHETIC BUTTHOLES! Collectively Zizekton and I launch 500 Nuclear cruise missles around the entire world DESTROYING ALL!

BOW DOWN.


To: Wongfurd Isles
From: Head CEO Of GOVCON.
Security: None

Child your meagre threats to my nation are most annoying, please stop.
If this annoying behaviour continues, we are prepared to come and be VERY annoying to you.

Beware the use of nukes will result in half the WA coming down on you like a iron fist.


OOC: dafuq is up with making a nationstates account just to threaten us all
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Wind in the Willows
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Posts: 6770
Founded: Apr 02, 2012
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Postby Wind in the Willows » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:01 am

So much fail.
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The Illusive Mans Cerberus
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Posts: 59
Founded: Nov 28, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby The Illusive Mans Cerberus » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:02 am

th rogue nation of the illusive mans cerberus has this to say aim ignore cannon victor hotel 45 and fire
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Edward Richtofen
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Posts: 5055
Founded: Mar 26, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Edward Richtofen » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:05 am

The Wongfurd Isles wrote:I HAVE TAKEN OVER! ALONGSIDE MY COMPANION @The Armed Republic of Zizekton we have officially declared war on EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! MUAHAHAHAHA!! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE, YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! To show your allegiance, each and every one of you must change your flag to a picture of Goofy. This goes all the way to MAX BARRY, for I AM MAX BARRY! BEHOLD I HAVE RETURNED AGAIN READY TO SEEK VENGEANCE ON YOUR PATHETIC BUTTHOLES! Collectively Zizekton and I launch 500 Nuclear cruise missles around the entire world DESTROYING ALL!

BOW DOWN.

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coordinates confirmed, cruise missile away
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Smoya
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Founded: Jul 16, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Smoya » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:06 am

Yeah come for us most of us here have been sound longer.
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Agadar
Powerbroker
 
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Founded: Dec 06, 2009
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Agadar » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:06 am

Agadar bows down to the mighty Isles.

Our lives are yours.
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The Great Shadow Empire
Attaché
 
Posts: 99
Founded: Sep 18, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby The Great Shadow Empire » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:08 am

Please enlighten me on how this is urgent?


On another note.

Fail troll is fail.
Trololololol...
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Outer Mongolistan
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jan 22, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Outer Mongolistan » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:14 am

You must be joking. Oh, wait. You are.
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Oshawottistan
Envoy
 
Posts: 332
Founded: Dec 21, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Oshawottistan » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:15 am

Any nuclear action will be met with retaliatory action, which my nation may or may not participate in.

Learn the concept of mutually assured destruction before making a nuclear threat.

OOC: (also, this is urgent? :rofl: )
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Edward Richtofen
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Posts: 5055
Founded: Mar 26, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Edward Richtofen » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:17 am

Outer Mongolistan wrote:You must be joking. Oh, wait. You are.

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Nationalist State of Knox wrote:It seems like Donald has pulled out his Trump card.

Corrian wrote: I'm freaking Corrian.

Death Metal wrote:By the OP's logic:

-Communists are big fans of capitalism
-Anarchists believe in the necessity of the state
-Vegans fucking love to eat meat.
-Christians actually worship Satan.
-Homosexual men all like to sleep with women.

Rob Halfordia wrote:Poduck, Kentucky?

coordinates confirmed, cruise missile away
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Wisconsin9
Post Czar
 
Posts: 35753
Founded: May 18, 2012
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:17 am

OOC: So. Much. Fail! It'd actually be funny if it weren't so sad.
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Outer Mongolistan
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jan 22, 2013
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Postby Outer Mongolistan » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:17 am

Oshawottistan wrote:Any nuclear action will be met with retaliatory action, which my nation may or may not participate in.

Learn the concept of mutually assured destruction before making a nuclear threat.

(also, this is urgent? :rofl: )

Hardly. :roll:
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Cylarn
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14960
Founded: Nov 25, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Cylarn » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:19 am

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The Jonathanian States
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Posts: 13692
Founded: Nov 29, 2012
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Postby The Jonathanian States » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:29 am

OOC: Should we really mark our OOC as OOC?
I mean this seems pretty much like a joke.
Even my (relatively) new nation can crush The Wongfurd Isles.
Also another thing.
Please Veterans correct me, If im wrong, but I remember an unspoken rule that untill you reach at least a bit of growth you dont possess nukes.
Also, as this thing is presumably a joke dont consider following IC for IC, but more for an OOC IC parody.
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Zot109land
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 143
Founded: Apr 26, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby Zot109land » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:33 am

I have more army then you have population
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Imperium of the Gliusor Species
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Posts: 197
Founded: Jan 17, 2013
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Postby Imperium of the Gliusor Species » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:36 am

The Wongfurd Isles wrote:I HAVE TAKEN OVER! ALONGSIDE MY COMPANION @The Armed Republic of Zizekton we have officially declared war on EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! MUAHAHAHAHA!! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE, YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! To show your allegiance, each and every one of you must change your flag to a picture of Goofy. This goes all the way to MAX BARRY, for I AM MAX BARRY! BEHOLD I HAVE RETURNED AGAIN READY TO SEEK VENGEANCE ON YOUR PATHETIC BUTTHOLES! Collectively Zizekton and I launch 500 Nuclear cruise missles around the entire world DESTROYING ALL!

BOW DOWN.

Fuck you, sonny.
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Outer Mongolistan
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jan 22, 2013
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Postby Outer Mongolistan » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:37 am

I've but a meager population, and a small reserve force. However, if this "threat" develops, I'm sure the bigger nations can take him down just as easy.
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Himalayan Empire
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 63
Founded: Jan 01, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Himalayan Empire » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:38 am

His Divine Majesty is amused. Business will go about as usual.
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Ammar
Minister
 
Posts: 2840
Founded: Jul 17, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Ammar » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:45 am

TO: The Dictatorship of The Wongfurd Isles

FROM: The Desert Republic of Ammar

Hahahahahahaha. You honestly think you have what it takes to defeat Ammar? You couldn't even defeat Bugs Bunny. If you dare attack Ammar, it will not be a battle, but a massacre of your people as the Ammarian Tyrant will make short work of any at all military you throw at them. Have you ever seen a man so strong he can tear the barrel off a tank? Well, that is an Ammar Tyrant. They will make sure you never even leave your own shores when they arrive. Take that warning.
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Liriena
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Founded: Nov 19, 2010
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Postby Liriena » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:57 am

The Wongfurd Isles wrote:I HAVE TAKEN OVER! ALONGSIDE MY COMPANION @The Armed Republic of Zizekton we have officially declared war on EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! MUAHAHAHAHA!! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE, YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! To show your allegiance, each and every one of you must change your flag to a picture of Goofy. This goes all the way to MAX BARRY, for I AM MAX BARRY! BEHOLD I HAVE RETURNED AGAIN READY TO SEEK VENGEANCE ON YOUR PATHETIC BUTTHOLES! Collectively Zizekton and I launch 500 Nuclear cruise missles around the entire world DESTROYING ALL!

BOW DOWN.


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Nicer potlimitomaha
Minister
 
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Founded: Jan 06, 2013
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Postby Nicer potlimitomaha » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:16 am

Liberated Counties wrote:

To: Wongfurd Isles
From: Head CEO Of GOVCON.
Security: None

Child your meagre threats to my nation are most annoying, please stop.
If this annoying behaviour continues, we are prepared to come and be VERY annoying to you.

Beware the use of nukes will result in half the WA coming down on you like a iron fist.



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