The Union of Socialist Nations (Open)

[CoolLand]

Someone arrived just then, and it was a Pony looking brilliant, simply splendid with blue hair and fancy attire. It was none other than Glen Fancypants, the real representative that should've came.
"Hello, gentlecolts and fillies. Am I late? I got stuck up in some bloody press, and --- Why does King have a gun? Everyone knows that you still have your hand on it, I can clearly see. Let's get this gun pulling out of the way, and get back to business. I'm ashamed that you would try to pull a gun on a representative. Bloody Carmel, bloody Carmel, Bloody Carmel I say!" Fancypants had a sharp sight and he was fancy. Carmel was slang in Lunestian for 'idiotic things' assumed by the high class. "I'm Glen Fancypants, none other than."

George was shocked at the arrival of Glen Fancypants, and he turned on his microphone and said, "Welcome Representative Glen Fancypants, welcome! It is simply a pleasure to have you here this fine morning. am happy you have finally arrived here. Shall Princess Luna stay or shall she depart?", asked Gerge as he turned his microphone.

[CoolLand]

George was simply appalled at Vladimir's behavior. He turned on his microphone, and said, What in the bloody hell is this! I am truly appalled at your behavior Emperor Vladimir! For you to act so, foolishly! So childishly! A world leader should not ever act in this manner! No one except the guards were supposed to carry weapons in here, no one! And for you to blatantly disobey several rules of the union simply infuriates me! I shall not expel you from the union now. But I shall give you a warning, pull a gun on another representative again; you shall be arrested and thrown out of the union. And please do not bring a gun into here anymore. I also beg of you; please stop the genocide of ponies in your nation. If your nation so desires; The United Socialist Provinces of CoolBoyGcp shall grant asylum for all ponies residing in your nation. We also thank you for your military and financial support for this war.", said George as he turned his microphone off, and proceeded to eat his granola bar..

Dr. Letner stood, and turned on his microphone. "The Emperor has acted with all good reason, he is standing for his beliefs. I respect him for this. I also respect all the rest of you for stadning for your beliefs. Everyone, when equal, should be able to believe what they want."

Dr. Letner sips his water, "And on the topic of weapons, I am unaccompanied by guards, particularly because I chose that. I do have a weapon in my suit with me, just a small handgun."

Dr. Letner sits again, sipping his water. He hopes that this comment isn't ignored like the others.

George turned on his microphone, and said, "I am so sorry that I have neglected your presence Representative Dr. Micheal Letner! A small handgun is alright, as you are not accompanied by guards. But I believe that a representative does not needs weapons when they have several guards accompanying them. I agree though that we all should and are able to express our opinions. As we are all equal here. We are all equal. Representative Letner are you for or against the proposals of a USN Peacekeeping Taskforce and a USN Foreign Legion?", asked George as he turned his microphone off.

[Toradora]

"The people of Toradora vote aye to both proposals!"

[CoolLand]

"The people of Toradora vote aye to both proposals!"

George turned on his microphone, and said, "That should be four approavals, and so far no nays?", said George, as he continued, "There shall be a recess in half an hour. It shall begin at noon, and end at 1:30 PM. Feel free to go to the gift shop, cafeteria, CoolBucks Coffehouse, Pizza Pony, The Musuem of Socialist History, all of which are in this building. Feel free to go to your rooms, and to explore this wonderful city of over 1.6 Billion, George City."", said George, as he turned off his microphone.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

"Would it not be acceptable to threaten those who seek to destroy your way of life? If I said a comment mocking an age old religion of Coolboygcp I am sure you would not be happy either. And I always bring armed guards, I am not and idiot who gets assassinated because of not having guards. And no, I will not stop genociding ponies. Don't ask for me to stop again. Now lets end this hostile conversation. Now, I approve of the proposals at hand." Vladimir said.

[Cevalo Nacio]

"Would it not be acceptable to threaten those who seek to destroy your way of life? If I said a comment mocking an age old religion of Coolboygcp I am sure you would not be happy either. And I always bring armed guards, I am not and idiot who gets assassinated because of not having guards. And no, I will not stop genociding ponies. Don't ask for me to stop again. Now lets end this hostile conversation. Now, I approve of the proposals at hand." Vladimir said.

RedMane, a goldenrod earthpony with a crimson mane strode into the building. He had recently graduated from the Celestia School of Diplomacy in Edinderp and this was his first major job was represenative to the Union of Socialist Nations. Hoping for the best of his job he was greatly disgusted by the speciest comments by a represenative from The United Soviet Socialist Republic.

"It appears we have a facist in our midst" he said pointing at the reactionary, "and just what might you have agaisnt ponydom? We work, we toil and are proles as is your two legged kind" his voice began to reach very loud levels as he now said "This discriminatory attitude is something we should be beyond as communists! This pseudo-communist and his deformed socialist state is directly contradictory to Socialism and as long as he is inthe union, this organization will be held back by his inflammatory behaviors."

Laughing a bit at himself for becoming so angry he said with a smirk "I am RedMane, Cevalan Represenative"

[CoolLand]

"Would it not be acceptable to threaten those who seek to destroy your way of life? If I said a comment mocking an age old religion of Coolboygcp I am sure you would not be happy either. And I always bring armed guards, I am not and idiot who gets assassinated because of not having guards. And no, I will not stop genociding ponies. Don't ask for me to stop again. Now lets end this hostile conversation. Now, I approve of the proposals at hand." Vladimir said.

George turned on his microphone, and said, "As I have offered previously, and I shall offer it again. The United Socialist Provinces of CoolBoyGcp shall provide asylum for all ponies in The Zionest Soviet Empire. This way you want have to genocide the ponies, and you won't have to have them in your nation! Guards are allowed, I have my own guards, bloody hell this building even has it's own guards and police force! However if you have guards, a representative cannot carry a weapon, if they do not have them then they may carry a weapon. I am happy that you approve of the proposals at hand, so that makes 5 approvals, no disapprovals so far.", said George, as he turned his microphone off.

[CoolLand]

"Would it not be acceptable to threaten those who seek to destroy your way of life? If I said a comment mocking an age old religion of Coolboygcp I am sure you would not be happy either. And I always bring armed guards, I am not and idiot who gets assassinated because of not having guards. And no, I will not stop genociding ponies. Don't ask for me to stop again. Now lets end this hostile conversation. Now, I approve of the proposals at hand." Vladimir said.

RedMane, a goldenrod earthpony with a crimson mane strode into the building. He had recently graduated from the Celestia School of Diplomacy in Edinderp and this was his first major job was represenative to the Union of Socialist Nations. Hoping for the best of his job he was greatly disgusted by the speciest comments by a represenative from The United Soviet Socialist Republic.

"It appears we have a facist in our midst" he said pointing at the reactionary, "and just what might you have agaisnt ponydom? We work, we toil and are proles as is your two legged kind" his voice began to reach very loud levels as he now said "This discriminatory attitude is something we should be beyond as communists! This pseudo-communist and his deformed socialist state is directly contradictory to Socialism and as long as he is inthe union, this organization will be held back by his inflammatory behaviors."

Laughing a bit at himself for becoming so angry he said with a smirk "I am RedMane, Cevalan Represenative"

George was worried at this representative's way of speaking. As George had hoped he had diffused the situation, he turned on his microphone and said, "Representative RedMan there are no fascists in the union. I support that The ZIonest Soviet Empire stay in the union, as they are a powerful socialist nation. However, I do not agree with his point of view on ponies, and I hope that it will change in the future. My nation has already offered to provide asylum for all ponies residing in his nation. Now, Representative RedMan, do you support the two proposals at hand, and do you vote for Jonathan Lee as Secretary-General of this fine organization?", aked George as he turned his microphone off.

[Cevalo Nacio]

"I agree with your proposals and naming Johnathan Lee Secretary General. However you must forgive me for finding it a bit ironinc that a state that has embraced two reactionary, facist idealogies, Anti-Ponyism and Zionism is attempting to remove our comrade, Princess Luna. Anyways im done now and I apoligize." he said sitting back down.

[CoolLand]

"I agree with your proposals and naming Johnathan Lee Secretary General. However you must forgive me for finding it a bit ironinc that a state that has embraced two reactionary, facist idealogies, Anti-Ponyism and Zionism is attempting to remove our comrade, Princess Luna. Anyways im done now and I apoligize." he said sitting back down.

George turned on his microphone, and said, "Well, it seems all nations who have commented on the proposals approve of them. I am surprised with The Zionest Soviet Empire, a nation with which my nation did not have relations with since the end of the communist revolution in the 1930's, and have only just started having them once more. A nation who's emperor's daughter tried to kill the king of the former monarchy, escape a space prison, and blow up the capital city of George City, where we are standing here today! However, I have forgiven all of this, as has my nation; for the sake of diplomacy. No comrades shall be removed from the union because of what species they are! Bloody hell, if there were socialist bacteria who had joined, I wul not kick them out because of that. What matters is if you are a true comrade, and a true socialist, communist, or marxist. Also, no need to apologize RedMane, and it now appears the proposals have now been passed.", said George as he turned his microphone off.

[The Diasporia]

Anastasia stood up. "I would like to draw the attention of this council, in the time that we have left, to a statement that was made by the Representative of Toradora. I quoth thus:

"It seems to me that there's a core decision we will all have make. One caucus of this body is clearly democratic socialist; the other, stalinist or authoritarian marxist-leninist. Also, we seem to have just had our first nazi join.

I think this body first needs to agree on what type of socialist ideology forms the core of the organization, as I believe a slight fracturing is starting to occur due to the ambiguity."

The fact is, according to the charter of the USN, there is a partly defined ideology, and with the acceptance of the facist pigs in the Belkan Reich by CoolLand, we have a direct contradiction to it. As such, I would say that this council pay more attention to said articles; both for the sake of stability and for simple honour. Were this to happen again, I doubt that my nation would pass blame on any other nation that would leave the USN, or condemn it."

She sits down.

[CoolLand]

Anastasia stood up. "I would like to draw the attention of this council, in the time that we have left, to a statement that was made by the Representative of Toradora. I quoth thus:

"It seems to me that there's a core decision we will all have make. One caucus of this body is clearly democratic socialist; the other, stalinist or authoritarian marxist-leninist. Also, we seem to have just had our first nazi join.

I think this body first needs to agree on what type of socialist ideology forms the core of the organization, as I believe a slight fracturing is starting to occur due to the ambiguity."

The fact is, according to the charter of the USN, there is a partly defined ideology, and with the acceptance of the facist pigs in the Belkan Reich by CoolLand, we have a direct contradiction to it. As such, I would say that this council pay more attention to said articles; both for the sake of stability and for simple honour. Were this to happen again, I doubt that my nation would pass blame on any other nation that would leave the USN, or condemn it."

She sits down.

George stands up, and says, "We did not know of their fascism are you certain that nation is fascist? Additionally, I shall try to pay mor attention to said articles, as I hope my colleagues here will as well. I guarantee you that this shall not happen once more. Recess begins in ten minutes and will end one and a half hours later at 1:30 PM. Feel free to explore the cafeteria, gift shop, gym, CoolBucks Coffeehouse, restaurants, park, Musuem of Socialist History, and your rooms in this headquarters. You are all also free to explore the city or other party ofthe nation for one and a half hours. Also, Representative of The Diasporia, do you support the proposals at vote and the nomination of Jonathan Lee as Secretary-General of The Union of Socialist Nations?", said george, as he turned off his microphone and sits down.

[The Diasporia]

Anastasia stood up. "I would like to draw the attention of this council, in the time that we have left, to a statement that was made by the Representative of Toradora. I quoth thus:



The fact is, according to the charter of the USN, there is a partly defined ideology, and with the acceptance of the facist pigs in the Belkan Reich by CoolLand, we have a direct contradiction to it. As such, I would say that this council pay more attention to said articles; both for the sake of stability and for simple honour. Were this to happen again, I doubt that my nation would pass blame on any other nation that would leave the USN, or condemn it."

She sits down.

George stands up, and says, "We did not know of their fascism are you certain that nation is fascist? Additionally, I shall try to pay mor attention to said articles, as I hope my colleagues here will as well. I guarantee you that this shall not happen once more. Recess begins in ten minutes and will end one and a half hours later at 1:30 PM. Feel free to explore the cafeteria, gift shop, gym, CoolBucks Coffeehouse, restaurants, park, Musuem of Socialist History, and your rooms in this headquarters. You are all also free to explore the city or other party ofthe nation for one and a half hours. Also, Representative of The Diasporia, do you support the proposals at vote and the nomination of Jonathan Lee as Secretary-General of The Union of Socialist Nations?", said george, as he turned off his microphone and sits down.

Replying, Anastasia said "I do support the notion of the creation of a USN security force and Foreign Legion. I cannot support the nomination of Jonathan Lee, as I have next to no information on him or his intended policies. As to your question of 'Is the Belkan Reich truly facist?' I would say that given their suffering civil freedoms, almost inexistant political freedoms, ultra-nationalism, their public statement that they are National Socialist, lack of any meaningful elections, that yes; they are facists. If they acted in a way that was more befiting to, say, Anarcho-Syndicalism, then you would have a point. But they don't; they have claimed that they are National Socialist and act in a way fairly congruent to that claim."

"I would also like to make two proposials to this council, that the council open a dedicated Ministry of Trade to help with the economic fairs, and a suggestion of war games."

Anastasia returned to her seat, and set her eyes on the clock in the corner.

[Egyptos]

Nation Name: United Arabian States of Egyptos
National Ideology: Democratic Socialist
National Representative to The Union of Socialist Nations: Dr.Marwan Magdy
Anything Special Requests: n/a

[CoolLand]

Nation Name: United Arabian States of Egyptos
National Ideology: Democratic Socialist
National Representative to The Union of Socialist Nations: Dr.Marwan Magdy
Anything Special Requests: n/a

Accepted! Welcome to The Union of Socialist Nations!

[Enjuku]

George stands up, and says, "We did not know of their fascism are you certain that nation is fascist? Additionally, I shall try to pay mor attention to said articles, as I hope my colleagues here will as well. I guarantee you that this shall not happen once more. Recess begins in ten minutes and will end one and a half hours later at 1:30 PM. Feel free to explore the cafeteria, gift shop, gym, CoolBucks Coffeehouse, restaurants, park, Musuem of Socialist History, and your rooms in this headquarters. You are all also free to explore the city or other party ofthe nation for one and a half hours. Also, Representative of The Diasporia, do you support the proposals at vote and the nomination of Jonathan Lee as Secretary-General of The Union of Socialist Nations?", said george, as he turned off his microphone and sits down.

Raising his hand slightly, Mitchell turned on his microphone. "I have yet to give my endorsement to Jonathan Lee on account of there being no information presented about his background and policies. Before the recess I would prefer some kind of background on this candidate. I would also like to comment that I believe any Fascist nation in this union should be denied membership immediately. The Fascist and Third Position movements have proven detrimental in the past to the workers' movement in Enjuku."

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

Vladimir King turned his attention to the RedMane representative and said "Do you wish to know why I hate you pony scum? It is written in the first book of Moses that man shall have dominion over beast. Ponies are beasts. Yet you are unwilling to realize the fact that humans are by far superior to your inferior kind. Ponies have wanted rights for to long and I genocided them for it. I hate your race. I would not be sad if you all died tomorrow. As a matter of fact I would celebrate that. Human kind is the one and only sapient and sentient master of the earth. It is a fact. And I will say again no asylum for the ponies. I know of a pony coalition which forces humans to live in stables with ponies and eat hay. Ponies are sick and vile creatures which deserve to be killed in the worst manner possible. So long as I breath there shall be none in my empire." somewhat angrily.

[CoolLand]

George stands up, and says, "We did not know of their fascism are you certain that nation is fascist? Additionally, I shall try to pay mor attention to said articles, as I hope my colleagues here will as well. I guarantee you that this shall not happen once more. Recess begins in ten minutes and will end one and a half hours later at 1:30 PM. Feel free to explore the cafeteria, gift shop, gym, CoolBucks Coffeehouse, restaurants, park, Musuem of Socialist History, and your rooms in this headquarters. You are all also free to explore the city or other party ofthe nation for one and a half hours. Also, Representative of The Diasporia, do you support the proposals at vote and the nomination of Jonathan Lee as Secretary-General of The Union of Socialist Nations?", said george, as he turned off his microphone and sits down.

Raising his hand slightly, Mitchell turned on his microphone. "I have yet to give my endorsement to Jonathan Lee on account of there being no information presented about his background and policies. Before the recess I would prefer some kind of background on this candidate. I would also like to comment that I believe any Fascist nation in this union should be denied membership immediately. The Fascist and Third Position movements have proven detrimental in the past to the workers' movement in Enjuku."

George grabbed a remote, and put information on the very large television screen positioned on an adjacent wall which displayed his qualifications. Such as his position as President of The Socialist Democracy Party of CoolBoyGcp, term as Deputy Prime Minister under Prime Minister James Patterson; as well as his former holding of a representative position in the nation's Parliament for five years. He was also the nation's ambassador to several different nations including Sovieta, Sovietta, Al-Shabab, and to Communist CoolBoyGcp.

George turned on his microphone and said, "These are Jonathan Lee's qualifications, do you cast your vote and support for him? Also do you support the proposals at hand?", said George, as he turned his microphone off, and then on again, and said, "I also propose the expulsion of The Balkan Reich from this union due to their governmental system.", said George as he turned his microphone off once more.

[CoolLand]

Vladimir King turned his attention to the RedMane representative and said "Do you wish to know why I hate you pony scum? It is written in the first book of Moses that man shall have dominion over beast. Ponies are beasts. Yet you are unwilling to realize the fact that humans are by far superior to your inferior kind. Ponies have wanted rights for to long and I genocided them for it. I hate your race. I would not be sad if you all died tomorrow. As a matter of fact I would celebrate that. Human kind is the one and only sapient and sentient master of the earth. It is a fact. And I will say again no asylum for the ponies. I know of a pony coalition which forces humans to live in stables with ponies and eat hay. Ponies are sick and vile creatures which deserve to be killed in the worst manner possible. So long as I breath there shall be none in my empire." somewhat angrily.

George was furious that the Zionists would not accept reason. He turned on his microphone, and said, "Emperor Vladimir, I must say you are being irrational, and paranoid! What they meant in the first book of Moses referred to sentient animals, referred to things like tigers, lions, and bears. Ponies were not around at the time of Moses, so he did not have anything to say about that. Ponies are not inferior! Ponies are equal to humans, ponies and humans both have their own sets of strengths and weaknesses. My nation will pay your nation SC50 Billion to take the ponies off of your nation's hands. That is over 100 Billion United Standard Dollars! We shall give you this in order to save the lives of the ponies. As for that pony coalition, there are many human nations that do awful things too, as yours has done with the geocoding of the ponies. If we take the ponies, we shall pay you much money, and you won't have any of the "Ssck and vile" creatures in your nation! Don't you want to be rid of these sick and vile creatures?", said George as he turned off his microphone and winked at the pony representatives. George of course did not mean that ponies were sick and vile, he was just simply manipulating Vladimir in order to save the lives of the ponies.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

Vladimir King turned his attention to the RedMane representative and said "Do you wish to know why I hate you pony scum? It is written in the first book of Moses that man shall have dominion over beast. Ponies are beasts. Yet you are unwilling to realize the fact that humans are by far superior to your inferior kind. Ponies have wanted rights for to long and I genocided them for it. I hate your race. I would not be sad if you all died tomorrow. As a matter of fact I would celebrate that. Human kind is the one and only sapient and sentient master of the earth. It is a fact. And I will say again no asylum for the ponies. I know of a pony coalition which forces humans to live in stables with ponies and eat hay. Ponies are sick and vile creatures which deserve to be killed in the worst manner possible. So long as I breath there shall be none in my empire." somewhat angrily.

George was furious that the Zionists would not accept reason. He turned on his microphone, and said, "Emperor Vladimir, I must say you are being irrational, and paranoid! What they meant in the first book of Moses referred to sentient animals, referred to things like tigers, lions, and bears. Ponies were not around at the time of Moses, so he did not have anything to say about that. Ponies are not inferior! Ponies are equal to humans, ponies and humans both have their own sets of strengths and weaknesses. My nation will pay your nation SC50 Billion to take the ponies off of your nation's hands. That is over 100 Billion United Standard Dollars! We shall give you this in order to save the lives of the ponies. As for that pony coalition, there are many human nations that do awful things too, as yours has done with the geocoding of the ponies. If we take the ponies, we shall pay you much money, and you won't have any of the "Ssck and vile" creatures in your nation! Don't you want to be rid of these sick and vile creatures?", said George as he turned off his microphone and winked at the pony representatives. George of course did not mean that ponies were sick and vile, he was just simply manipulating Vladimir in order to save the lives of the ponies.

Vladimir got annoyed with this comment, the filthy pony loving hippies trying to undermine him at the conference. "You mock my voice, you mock the word of Moses, you deem my justified genocide of the ponies to be bad and you try to bribe me into not killing the human hating ponies? I will not drop so low as to accept money to save the lives of evil creatures. You mock Judaism and my own political system. Why should I be supporting a nation which harbors humans who hate my actions and ponies who hate humans? Perhaps I should overrule my military and economic support for you in your war. Since clearly I am irrational and paranoid you don't need the funds, troops and industrial backing of my nation.".

[Tyresia]

Nation Name: Corporate Commonwealth of Tyresia
National Ideology: Corporatocracy, free market
Description of National Economy: Monopolized laissez-faire
National Representative to The Union of Socialist Nations: Mr. Jamie Kron
Anything Special Requests: The parcels enclosed with this letter and addressed to all national representatives to the USN do NOT contain anthrax. Feel free to open them, probably take a few good sniffs and licks, or rub the contents on your skin to ascertain that they are not hazardous.

[Enjuku]

George grabbed a remote, and put information on the very large television screen positioned on an adjacent wall which displayed his qualifications. Such as his position as President of The Socialist Democracy Party of CoolBoyGcp, term as Deputy Prime Minister under Prime Minister James Patterson; as well as his former holding of a representative position in the nation's Parliament for five years. He was also the nation's ambassador to several different nations including Sovieta, Sovietta, Al-Shabab, and to Communist CoolBoyGcp.

George turned on his microphone and said, "These are Jonathan Lee's qualifications, do you cast your vote and support for him? Also do you support the proposals at hand?", said George, as he turned his microphone off, and then on again, and said, "I also propose the expulsion of The Balkan Reich from this union due to their governmental system.", said George as he turned his microphone off once more.

Mitchell read the television quietly, his eyes scanning the qualifications. Finally, he slowly nodded and turned on his microphone. "I give my support to the appointment of Jonathan Lee as Secretary-General. I also support the proposals currently up for vote." He scooped up a spoonful of cereal and swallowed down the sweet mush.

[Vuvask-hab]

George grabbed a remote, and put information on the very large television screen positioned on an adjacent wall which displayed his qualifications. Such as his position as President of The Socialist Democracy Party of CoolBoyGcp, term as Deputy Prime Minister under Prime Minister James Patterson; as well as his former holding of a representative position in the nation's Parliament for five years. He was also the nation's ambassador to several different nations including Sovieta, Sovietta, Al-Shabab, and to Communist CoolBoyGcp.

George turned on his microphone and said, "These are Jonathan Lee's qualifications, do you cast your vote and support for him? Also do you support the proposals at hand?", said George, as he turned his microphone off, and then on again, and said, "I also propose the expulsion of The Balkan Reich from this union due to their governmental system.", said George as he turned his microphone off once more.

"We need guidance, and we need it soon," Bäilhj said, his hand shaking while he was drinking from his cup, "today was a close call, a really close call." He shifted slightly.
"Vūvask-hab will vote for F. Jonathan Lee as Secretary General, and agrees with all the proposals at vote."

[CoolLand]

George was furious that the Zionists would not accept reason. He turned on his microphone, and said, "Emperor Vladimir, I must say you are being irrational, and paranoid! What they meant in the first book of Moses referred to sentient animals, referred to things like tigers, lions, and bears. Ponies were not around at the time of Moses, so he did not have anything to say about that. Ponies are not inferior! Ponies are equal to humans, ponies and humans both have their own sets of strengths and weaknesses. My nation will pay your nation SC50 Billion to take the ponies off of your nation's hands. That is over 100 Billion United Standard Dollars! We shall give you this in order to save the lives of the ponies. As for that pony coalition, there are many human nations that do awful things too, as yours has done with the geocoding of the ponies. If we take the ponies, we shall pay you much money, and you won't have any of the "Ssck and vile" creatures in your nation! Don't you want to be rid of these sick and vile creatures?", said George as he turned off his microphone and winked at the pony representatives. George of course did not mean that ponies were sick and vile, he was just simply manipulating Vladimir in order to save the lives of the ponies.

Vladimir got annoyed with this comment, the filthy pony loving hippies trying to undermine him at the conference. "You mock my voice, you mock the word of Moses, you deem my justified genocide of the ponies to be bad and you try to bribe me into not killing the human hating ponies? I will not drop so low as to accept money to save the lives of evil creatures. You mock Judaism and my own political system. Why should I be supporting a nation which harbors humans who hate my actions and ponies who hate humans? Perhaps I should overrule my military and economic support for you in your war. Since clearly I am irrational and paranoid you don't need the funds, troops and industrial backing of my nation.".

George gulped, and turned on his microphone and said, "I am Jewish myself! You must understand, that you do not have to go by every bit of the Torah, and books of Moses. however, I apologize for calling you irrational and paranoid. I was simply upset, and I said some things I shouldn't have. Will you consider banning pony immigration to your nation? THen you will not have any more come into your nation. Also, you are a fine ally of my nation, and yes we do dearly require your assistance in this war. Also, due to our nation's proximity to each other, it is possible they will invade your nation. I beg of you to stop the genocide, how would you feel if your kind was subject to genocide! My nation can set up another nation for the ponies, and they shall not bother you again. Alternatively, we can give your nation land, weapons, soldiers, or money in exchange for the granting of asylum for these ponies.", said George as he turned his microphone off.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

Vladimir got annoyed with this comment, the filthy pony loving hippies trying to undermine him at the conference. "You mock my voice, you mock the word of Moses, you deem my justified genocide of the ponies to be bad and you try to bribe me into not killing the human hating ponies? I will not drop so low as to accept money to save the lives of evil creatures. You mock Judaism and my own political system. Why should I be supporting a nation which harbors humans who hate my actions and ponies who hate humans? Perhaps I should overrule my military and economic support for you in your war. Since clearly I am irrational and paranoid you don't need the funds, troops and industrial backing of my nation.".

George gulped, and turned on his microphone and said, "I am Jewish myself! You must understand, that you do not have to go by every bit of the Torah, and books of Moses. however, I apologize for calling you irrational and paranoid. I was simply upset, and I said some things I shouldn't have. Will you consider banning pony immigration to your nation? THen you will not have any more come into your nation. Also, you are a fine ally of my nation, and yes we do dearly require your assistance in this war. Also, due to our nation's proximity to each other, it is possible they will invade your nation. I beg of you to stop the genocide, how would you feel if your kind was subject to genocide! My nation can set up another nation for the ponies, and they shall not bother you again. Alternatively, we can give your nation land, weapons, soldiers, or money in exchange for the granting of asylum for these ponies.", said George as he turned his microphone off.

Vladimir calmed down a bit as he said "Apology accepted. And pony immigration is already banned, thank you. It is nice to know you actually appreciate the help of my empire, but we don't do it to secure our own borders. We are a great power in our region and could easily overcome any invasion of our homeland. Now, since your offer is so grand, I think I might allow asylum for the ponies in my land in exchange for say an acre of land for every hundred ponies.".